Japan The Lonely Island LYRICS

[WeirdNotWierd]

0:13 "were" friends? So they aren't friends anymore then? :P

[misha11223344]

I'm so surprised that they didn't made a video about this song!

[thesweetakatsukigirl]

I have to show this song to my 2 friends who also love Japan like me XD

[AzureRune1]

Moshi Moshi is a japanese phone greeting

[dynamiteblast9910]

IN AMERICA! Fat women on segways going to McDonald WOW Disney World filled with screaming kids! OH GEE!

[bruut4live]

this is epic

[YoungJusticeLuv]

watching this. In Japan.

[yeahmansoul]

apperently they don't have enough ground in japan to tjrow anything on it, river it is

[tacticalsniper48]

27 people are japaness

[ladayn92]

Is no one bothered by the pronunciation of "sake?" I guess that was intended *shrug*

[TheRikshith]

@ladayn92 saki is a japanese drink nd its pronounced as sa-ki

[Chirigami]

@TheRikshith It's "sake" and it's pronounced /sake/ (IPA) or "sah-keh".

[nmiasrhiae]

This should be on Nick Jr. XD

[MrSasan345]

the call they recieve at 2:00 is hillarious - spot on

[darktower011]

27 people got dumped in the river

[xXkonnorrigbyXx]

Is the beginning sample from Freaking Aurthor from PBS Kids??

[TheAmunist]

Justin Beiber

DUMP HIM IN THE RIVER!

[SecretMentality]

raaaawr!

[Mangobitz]

They sound like Hakiaru and Kaouru from OHSH O.o

[ScorpioCarly]

@Mangobitz I'm wondering if that was kinda intentional :D

[Mangobitz]

@ScorpioCarly lol xD

[CoconutSandwich]

@Mangobitz LOL Ikr? But, I'm a spelling freak, so *Hikaru and *Kaoru. (Sorry!)

[mslurr]

No video? I guess Universal dropped them...

in the river.

[NaomiGower]

it's moshi moshi. hahahahahah

[Rigoberto5o6]

MUSHI ,MUSHI. !!!!!!

[Ryanthebeast54321]

hey calm down u gay faggots i waz joking so stfu u piece of shit

[itsanepicname]

that was a random ending?!?!

[TheLiamable]

27 people don't like this video? Dump them in the river!

[arseonastick]

GREATST SONG EVER

[templeH81]

You really ought to learn how to spell. watching this was painful

[ScorpioCarly]

I love how they sound like anime dubbers XD

[RennWickam]

lol i thought the hotel was called from Boston i wish they maded the video now the label gonna get dumped in the river plus ... POKEMON throw it in the river, are rental car... throw it in the river, this old guy... dump him in the river

[Ryanthebeast54321]

fuck u racist bitch

[VEEntertainment]

@Ryanthebeast54321 Fuck you you nonracist bitch!

[ArmiesSparkle]

@Ryanthebeast54321 How is this Racist?

[fiiishy99]

i love how at the bottem of the screen it says daate asian girls NOW

[marinecorp20]

Lolz

[levansfation]

u spelt standing wrong

[MarioFan124]

Was this before or after the earthquake?

[ScorpioCarly]

@MarioFan124 After.

[theultimatechaos33]

a music video would be so cool with this song :D

[XspartanhawkeyeX]

27 People were Dumped in the River!

[laurattyler]

27 dislikes. DUMP THEM IN THE RIVER! :D

[966kessler]

guys stop complaining about there being no video. its too expensive to make. god.

[AlwaysAllCourt]

Looks like we're dumping 27 people in the river

[riacardi7011]

im still waiting for this music video

[Khafleim]

I'm gonna go find that pokemon they dumped in the river now...

[kingofallgames09]

This old guy, Dump him in the river! Im pretty sure that might be close to murder if he cant swim?

[freshyboyyyy]

Drinkning

[freshyboyyyy]

Stnanding

[victoriaisntsosecret]

That's hilarious.

[rebelromeko]

It didn't sound like Lonely Island o.o But laughed anyway

[ruts17]

the weeboo anthem -____-

[BlazeHerr]

What River? Isn't japan underwater now? Oh... too soon?

[killazilla02]

Spaghetti! Put it on the pizza!

Marsh Mellows!! Put it on the pizza!

[Tcreature358]

The country! Dump it in the river!

Too soon?

[MrParodymakers99]

ninja

[lukaxe62]

The label BETTER make the video, or someone is getting dumped in the river.

[eliseccc77]

can NOT wait for the vid...

[TehIcebreaker115]

Sounds like Akiva sings the whole song

[carraldo791]

At the beginning : Roger voice from American Dad ! (the kid)

[skatergirl1animator]

@carraldo791 lol, you mean steve. and LOL, I thought the same first time I heard it!

[BEATLESRAWSOME97]

@carraldo791 Roger is the alien Steve is the son

[ImmatureShenanigans]

mushi mushi lol

[Marylandterps27]

FUCK YOU

[Monkeyboy92037]

*we're

[makubex2556]

UR should do a video on this one!

[TheCarnage92]

@makubex2556 U should learn English

[wedawalka100]

This old guy DUMP HIM IN THE RIVER!

[ivan12233345]

i wish we can do all that stuff here

[EvangelinesWolrld]

well thats one way to go to japan

[greenday395]

Look at the top two comments. Back to mine. Back to the top two. Now back to mine. Sadly, they aren't mine. But if you stopped handing out thumbs up so freely, they could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? Watching in awe as this comment gains thumbs up. look down, now back up. I have it, the ability to gain thumbs up by posting something so simple-minded. Look again, people copying and pasting my comment to other videos.

Anything is possible on YouTube. I'm on a PC

[clickhereforPORN100]

@greenday395 FAIL

[chulksmack360]

@greenday395 juuuuust a bit outside

[MsPhippen]

this would make an amazing video!!!! :))

[KnEedog918]

You missed spelt *standing*.

[richardelythomas]

@KnEedog918 Spelt is not a word.

[mrsmaddiemega9]

there is alot of spelling errors

[MW4RD]

The Lonely Island couldn't afford to make a music video because they already spent all of Universal Records' money.

[rowmike27]

Sounds like Kiev is singing the entire song.

[palacsintakat]

This is like my friends band kinda

[Arrowhead0006]

Ironic because there Is no video.

[jpny2008]

@Arrowhead0006 No duh

[BlueSpeedDemon13]

@Arrowhead0006 i think they did that on purpose XD

[MegaDuckProductions]

Should have nuked the whole fucking country back in 1945

[kharnifex]

fake



[TheEjaay]

This Music video would be awesome MAKE IT!

[BlackDiamond347]

Dude this video is so prejudice but the part of the three white douchebags in Japan is totally true( mo affence to the tourist that go to japan)

[DoctorWhoovian]

Does this have an actual music video? Awesome video!

[Testafyer2]

Wow, that's expensive

[Sebastianwiberg]

this is a proof of that u can rap about everything

[Dwarfgiant09]

we're*

[arox253]

i live in japan and it reminds me of my freinds lol

[ThePurePen]

life hates Japan... first the earthquakes then the tsunami and now the tornado

[supaikudayo]

This is the official anthem for all Weaboos out there. >_>

[HmmRawr]

@supaikudayo

Suddenly, ANYTHING that has to do with Japan is for weeaboos, I like pokemon. I must be a weeaboo

[supaikudayo]

@HmmRawr Chill out kid. I live in Japan and I'm actually referring to the hordes of clueless and ignorant tourists that come over and tend to act like everything in Japan is just like what they see with how pop-culture portrays it.

I like Pokemon too btw. Your point is invalid.

[HmmRawr]

@supaikudayo

>implying I was angry in the first place.

But I do see your point

[lairamceuify]

yeah it funny

[heatfan1000000]

these guys r funny

[blairwitchprojects]

@heatfan1000000 i agree andy samberg is my favorite comedian

[Bookwormgamefreak]

this is hilarious

[DatSteezykid]

1:21 faillll-.- stndaing its STANDING

[marinapatrishia]

@DatSteezykid The person who did this was super drunk.

[AnUntitledStory]

FYI this is not Fair Use. L2USLAW

Good song, though. Thanks for uploading.

[ChinchillasForever]

Sorry Lonely Island...this is why we have green screen XD

[Zuerill]

@ProductXProductions it's actually made up of several islands :) still funny though ^_^

[MsLalaLemons]

Oh Mye Gawd my bro had this song in the car like 20 minutes ago, when i heard the first few words, I fell in love with it!! (: This is my jam!

[audioslavekid]

Ironic there is no music video....

[MrKlikz]

21 people work for Universal records

[OlCapitain]

At least they dumped them in the river, and didn't throw them on the ground!

[GreenDay21CB]

IT'S MOSHI MOSHI NOT MUSHI MUSHI!!!!

[azick123]

they are so strange...

[CarterVince1500]

They make a music video for this song

[TheInsaneKitsune]

We're in the wreckage of a tsunami! (In Japan!)

[Nicholasryan17]

Its funny how this song is all about a music video but there isn't one for it? I was sad when I found out.

[randomdude1426]

so fucking hilarious

[VegetaRobGT]

this doesnt sound like lonely island...

[xMIn3CrAftx]

@VegetaRobGT it is

[elwintherogue]

No video huh? i guess the label didn't pay for it after all.

[iFSSPx]

@elwintherogue give it time ;)

[alloyz1212]

USA:I THREW IT ON THE GROUND!

Japan:I DUMPED IT IN THE RIVER!!

[t1vm]

It would be ridiculous if they wouldn't make a video for this.

[Eonuxer]

NO VIDEO :.( WWWHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYY I WANTED TO SEE IT CAUSE IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS

[micol767]

@Eonuxer That was the point of the song XD!!! Obviously the producer wouldn't go for it

[Julianne1113]

why is it that the only place people mention when they talk about 3.11 is "Fukushima"?? yeah, i know, fukushima is in a horrible state right now ) but people should seriously mention miyagi and ibaragi as well.

[TheIsaac41]

i really want to see the video for this song if it gets made!!

[PhatAfroDude]

i would have loved to see a video for this.

[bratz0girl]

It's a shame they'll never get to make the video for this :(

[starfire8693]

OMG thats song si så fucking funny! THIS OLD GUY. DUMP HIM IN THE RIVER!

[SuperCartoonAddict]

I've actually been to Tokyo Disney land :) hecka fun

[zombiesvsunicornsftw]

@DrManecol you're probably one of those anime addicted freaks...

[ReyemNeirda]

They were supposed to do the video clip but March 11th Fukushima, you remember ? Because of it they wanted to cancel the song from the album but they couldn't

[boomitsjosie]

Byeee! . lmao xD

[jaymonius546]

they shoudve made this for jackass 1 lol

[69gasmask]

obama dump him in the river haha in japan!!!!!

[eastmr01]

I love this!

[iceninja500]

Dump Pokemon in river?

Crossing the line.

[BlizzardHacks]

Wow, many of the lyrics are wrong in this video :p

[TheDeathmetal4life]

@BlizzardHacks wow, Much of the lyrics is wrong in this video* you FAILED! xD

[BlizzardHacks]

@TheDeathmetal4life wow.... "much"? and "lyrics" is pluralis, therefore you should write "are" and not "is" after - no sir, you FAILED. Noob.

[TheDeathmetal4life]

@BlizzardHacks i write like that on purpose

[TheDeathmetal4life]

@BlizzardHacks and who tha hell says "many of the lyrics"??

[MrCorpseGrinder88]

There are so many errors in this, either put down what they wrote or fuck off.

[fluffyanimals]

1:58

The lyrics should say "Moshi moshi," not "mushi mushi."

[cartoondude99]

1:57 for mushi mushi

[joshsowerby]

it sounds like steve from american dad is singing it

[tangoman111]

@joshsowerby FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU CANNOT UNHEAR

[Zoidle]

@joshsowerby Scott Grimes?

[THEIRA21]

where 3 cool white friends in Japan (NO HOMO)

[DrMantecol]

MOSHI MOSHI !

[elianamuah]

This is the best ever.

[tomtom547]

dj rudedog brought me here

[skane0001]

I wonder if it's part of the joke that they have chinese-ish accent here and there.

[mysecretacount]

Ssddxxxzzzzzzzzzz

[Animaniacs11]

i would love to see a video of this

[Phallenmoon]

my god i love loenly island lololololol

[icealeana]

@comicfist. i know right lmao im at tokyo disneyland

[hobbitninja]

if this does ever get a video, it'll probably be in a obvious soundstage for a secondary joke

[honotby]

stnading?

[Klibbnisse]

In loving memory of the Label.

[Devilson187]

Toxic Waste!

Dump it in the river!!....Oh wait.... :(

[mikurulove10]

Even though I like Japan a lot (not in a weeaboo way; in a completely sane way), I still find this song hilarious :D

[peterjbark]

@mikurulove10 This isn't insulting to Japan, you can like this song without feeling guilty...

[TheWhteStallion]

COME ON LABEL MAKE THE DAMN VIDEO!