Queens Of The Stone Age - I Was A Teenage Hand Model (with lyrics)

[Asasellobulgakov]

Im not either.. never was and will never be

so what the fuck is wrong with you

[rztronic]

this song is so fucking cool !!!

[firestarting101]

Easily the worst song I've ever heard.

[MesserJack72]

@firestarting101 lol , and the best song what you have ever heard , is something from Lady Gaga?

[firestarting101]

@MesserJack72 I like Queens of the stone Age, but this whole album was too drugged up even for me.

[3521soda]

@firestarting101 haha nah man, its not the album, you just need more drugs to love it : )

[devonpenner]

@firestarting101 I hope you're trolling

[Asasellobulgakov]

@firestarting101

WTF is wrong with you

[firestarting101]

@Asasellobulgakov I'm not on acid?

[Ironicarm]

@firestarting101 I know you're trolling, you almost had me!

[firestarting101]

@Ironicarm Oh..too bad.

[iser0009]

@firestarting101 Im just gonna call you a tasteless douche and move on.  Kthnksbye.

[powerraided]

dont see any lyrics

[dstech]

@powerraided I just say one word: description

[LobotomyMadeEasy]

This is the perfect ending credits song to any comedy movie. I challenge you to play this song over the ending credits of any comedy movie you've ever seen on mute and you will see that it fits perfectly.

[R4ggy]

Bag of weed with thoughts full of regret and the world makes a whole lot more sense when you're listening to this song.

[TakeItBrendanLSD]

the chord progression reminds me of that "fuck you" song

[MsJesusgod]

@TakeItBrendanLSD i was hummin that to this song but couldnt think of what i was humming til you said that

[IcyScythe]

this is MADE to smoke to :)

[xximaginexx]

this song makes me feel so sexy when I dance to it. lol

[ultimatebung]

ahahahaha thats awesome at the start, you can here him say 1 2 5 9! instead of 1 2 3 4, lol shit like that makes my day.

[IcyScythe]

@ultimatebung haha ya i liked that too

[alexv0009]

i recommend hearing this song stoned.

makes the experience better.

[vicarius78]

exelent..!!!



[GhostGrim]

you can hear a recording of Nick Oliveri deciding to join qotsa at the end...

[Gamagachee]

Most CHILL song ever made. 

[perfectly1979]

I just love and live this song.

[lostwabbit31]

the noises are my favorite part!!! First time I heard it while i was alseep messed me up. song came on random, and got to the end and when I woke up i had no idea what was going on.

[OCbeachbumm99]

@lostwabbit31 MEEEE FUCKINNNN TOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[EVILSPARKLESOFDOOM]

I am so fucking hungover.

[TractorTheBassist]

LoL

[LankanLatino]

I wouldn't have been upset if this ended at 3:50, everytime I play it in my car I have to hit next unless I feel like hearing noises for a minute

[foreverbleeding321]

@LankanLatino hey now. u trippin on some good shit, them noises make it so much better. just close your eyes and listen

[IMFagentSamFisher]

Come on now, a lovely Josh Homme song like this, why you guys fighting?

[crashbashBearminator]

I am irate, irate at how much of my time you've wasted in this stupidass argument

[25tab]

@crashbashBearminator Like your time is of any value to anyone but you and your palm.

[crashbashBearminator]

@25tab whatever, I never expected you to care.

[25tab]

@crashbashBearminator you know, you're almost too dumb to troll.

[crashbashBearminator]

@25tab Whatever the fuck that means. Fuck you, leave me alone. you're just wasting your time babbling at me.

[25tab]

correction, you ARE entirely too dumb to troll.

[crashbashBearminator]

@25tab is that all you got? I'm starting to get bored

[25tab]

@crashbashBearminator whatever bitch, enjoy your pwnage.

[crashbashBearminator]

@25tab weakest comment form you yet. Talk to me when you think of something worth saying, eh.

[25tab]

YHBT. kthxbai.

[crashbashBearminator]

@25tab speak english, dumbass.

[25tab]

yhbt. kthxbai.

[rudrocks]

you can splice the end out dumb asses

[halfcabdisaster7]

I've heard this is supposd to be a drunk conversation with a burn out at a bar.

"No no seriously buddy I was teenage hand model, you ever see that old rolex add..."

[AKK773]

Every Album In The World Needs To End With This Song.

[mlgkendal]

Marijuana :)

[Het81]

I fall asleep listening to my ipod and whenever this song comes all the odd noises wake me up

[Jackingheboxxx]

@Het81 I DO THE SAME THING!

[urpal123]

yeah the beginning relaxes me so much i fall asleep then the end comes and im wide awake.

[deadgirl82]

Nope-never thought that they were anything special live :( They just don't seem to translate well into a show :( They lose something in the process :( But ill ALWAYS be a HUGE fans of theirs! And still go see 'em, but I don't think they're good live-Especially when ive seen the likes of Slipknot-Who were AMAZING live

[halfcabdisaster7]

Bah.

[deadgirl82]

This is one of my fav songs EVER, never mind just of that band... They're one of my fav bands-Such amazing musical talent, with such a unique sound of their own! Josh Homme has a brilliant voice too-100% 1 of a kind! I just wish that they were better live :( Ive seen them a good few times now, and they've never been better than just ok :'(

[Mariina345]

just okay? i've seen them a few times and they're incredible live.

[frollun2]

wet fart

[BigtodyIsMighty]

Is it Nick Oliveri at 4:39 or am I completely wrong?

[Mariina345]

It's Nick.

[waffles032]

@BigtodyIsMighty Yep, it was from Josh Homme's answering machine where Nick is asking to join the band.

[Spaticus]

its him at the end

[AKK773]

this is how every album should end,

[aurlis2012]

this song is so chill im not even high and im mellowed out man

[25tab]

@crashbashBearminator wow omg!!! liek u have a band?!?!!!11!!! ur soooo kewl!!!!

[crashbashBearminator]

@25tab oh omg I know right! Fuckin dumbass, just thought i'd let people know about it, but ok then. you mind minding your own fucking business? Shit.

[25tab]

@crashbashBearminator and miss the chance to make fun of losers like you? Where's the fun in that, ya fag?

[crashbashBearminator]

Whatever. What a fucking waste of skin. Shut the fuck up you stuck up cunt-faced dickless asshole

[25tab]

@crashbashBearminator don't cry now/

[crashbashBearminator]

@25tab I ain't crying, asshole.

[dangrimmy]

This has to be in the top 5 QOTSA songs so far.

Fucking amazing. I want to get round a mates house and make some music right NOW.

[9400me]

You don't need Viagra, you just need a little Queens of The Stone Age.

[HenriqueGameiro]

@9400me

LMAO

[TheCeleste36]

oh fuck yeah chu are so rite!! X//3

[porsaspersereika]

@9400me damn right, a few minutes ago i was so fucked up, i now all of a sudden i'm happy and incredibly relaxed:D

[Jambo585]

BEST SONG EVER

[Spoons15322]

It's the mothership!

[Gorevet]

does anyone know what is up with the ending of this song?

[jamesstone123]

its a joke designed to blow up old speakers so you could only listen to the album once.

If you listen to it through old speakers on full volume the pulses cause the cones to tear its hilarious XD

[TwilightRev8lver]

haha that is funny

[DyingWordsDBN22]

I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!! And the ending is just genius =]]] JOSH HOMME IS A GOD

[slocali1]

cozied up to the toilet, face stuck to the floor

[rockpower9]

What the hell? I thought you said he was funny? What's wrong with America? Is it because of the media, cause we can fix that. Please don't hate us, DAMMIT!

[w0125262]

such a perfect song to end the record with

[flyingmeatball1]

why can i not find this song anywhere but youtube

[93steven]

I'm going to be an ass and say the song has to find you

[93steven]

Wow somebody can't take a joke.

[cultcat0711]

it's the last song on Mans Ruin MR-151 or the QOTSA Loosegroove albums. Both are out of print but available on amazon or ebay - over $50

[stratmaniac]

the best hangover song ever. thoroughly tested with positive results

[sagan1976]

@stratmaniac still to this day!

[turtleasscheesay]

f ing good

[frede1700]

? u wierd

[esantosforever]

4:41

That's a total revelation!!! :O

[frede1700]

what means: Cozied?

[Grolen]

use google translator

[sicoticclown]

@frede1700 i know this is late, but its like wen u cuddle up to something warm and you feel cozy

[sydmarissa]

@frede1700

like your arms are around it, and you are holding onto it for COMFORT. waha

[samsalabim123]

nice, was hard to find

[Adriansfubass]

amazing..

[TheMainMeal]

'cosied up to the toilet' ....hahahahahaha

Love QTSA

[JennaGerrit]

fuckin awesome song :) .. I love them :) i'm a Qotsa freak :D all albums :) all singles :)

fuckin awesome :)

[Otwaga]

This is the only song I really don´t like on the first album.

[alexohncoe]

I would say the same for Hispanic Impressions. It's not heresy to dislike one song from an album- even Thriller has a song or two I don't like.

[johangtv]

nooooooob

[xxxsickheartsxxx]

its not 'the queens of the stone age" its "queens of the stone age"

when u add a 'the' it just sounds stupid.

[Grolen]

oky, changed :) but i cant change image video ;)

[xxxsickheartsxxx]

k.now its looks good.lol