Jay and Silent Bob strike back (part 1)

[jacobburneson]

Anyone wanna post this so its avaliable in America?

[leelulove24]

lol..if you plan to shoplift let us know 3:12

[Sbabiemakin09]

OMG I LOVE THIS MOVIE!!

[Jgraciano93]

Love this movie..lmfao!!

[ColeDavis62]

:59 where it shows jay and silent bob at a side angle you can see a blue bong hahahaha

[BiancaLoL1]

Who r those kids @ 1:50 ????

[vanhalenman60]

i have a boner

[p0nkub0x]

WHO SAID PURPLE RAIN?

[Urzejh]

3:54 

[zainadlr]

Thumbs up if you noticed " if you plan to shoplift, let us know, thanks"

[BlueNeko1]

OMG! I love this fucking movie! Still some of the funniest shit out there!!!

[J0nesStreetBoy]

spread my cheeks so they can see the fuckin STIIIINK NUGGETS

[SexabIe]

Jays mom is hot.

[TerminusOmega13]

@SexabIe Totally agree. I'd bone her.

[iuriyo]

Im sorry but im watching this movie and it aint nothing i do for past 2 week just watching stoner movies and get high , and i havent laughed once yet... :S

[GalacticBlader]

graphics looks soo sweet

[RobertLei]

Try watching this shit high, & it really fucks w you! LOL

[kissmelouise]

BUNG.



[MrKiller598]

15 bucks little man put that shit in my hand

[freddyblack2012]

what the fuck is the internet?

[127699ify]

yeah i noticed today who says purple rain

[canuckz]

nice quality

[TAG82UK]

6.40 affleck awesome booonnngggg

[tonyinthe602]

Jay and Silent Bob are my friends on xbox live

[MrCastilloNathaniel]

This is my childhood movie

[CubanBear691]

@MrCastilloNathaniel lifes been good by joe walsh

[dobiedub1]

What's the song at 0:30?

[angusyoung15]

@dobiedub1 lifes been good by joe walsh

[dobiedub1]

What's the song at 0:30?

[Sonnybear7]

my fav part

Jay: now who just steels a monkey

Bob: (pointing at eachother)

jay: oh yeah

[mmarchese17]

@Sonnybear7 that part wasnt even that funny

[11MsRj]

rolling fatties smoking blunts who smokes the blunts? we smoke the blunts!!! Roll them blunts lets smoke em !!!!!!!!

[watevrnvrmnd1]

Dante- "I'm the Bitch!!?"

Randall-"Well if we were gay, that's the way I would see it"

[joshuame1]

spread my cheeks so your see the fuckin stink nuggets

[Sonnybear7]

i seen this move when i was 4 LOL

Jay:now who steels a monkey

Bob: (pionung at eachother)

Jay:oh yeah

[joshuame1]

15 bucks little man put that shit in hand if money doesn't show then you owe me owe me oh LOL

[CrazyDutcheZ]

i want one of those cccp jerseys randall is wearing

[CrazyDutcheZ]

i dare anyone to count how many time the word ''fuck'' is said in this movie

[90sLuVA]

@CrazyDutcheZ im on it lol

[lakerfan2390]

THE MUTHA FUCKIN TIME!!!!!

[ej82x]

written by god HERSELF!! lmao

[rickard1177]

silent bobs mom is smokin hot

[WineK0ne]

If you plan to shoplift, let us know. Thanks. 3:15 LMFAO

[RayenR89]

Please write me somebody what say Randal to Jay. Please . ty

[westwest137]

spread my cheeks so you could see the fuckin STINK NUGGET!!!

[goldust14]

i love how they keep the kids outside they couldve took them with them

[VVhiteHouse]

6:19 :D

[taytaybabbi]

like if you are still watching this in 2011

[Grandchef819]

@taytaybabbi it will be my frist time watching this movie in 2 hrs.

[8suicideSILENCE]

@taytaybabbi like if youare watching this in september

[hamilton8419]

That shit is the mad notes!!

[lucas152021]

funny fuck

[Nanotech92]

Jason Lee was da bomb in My name is earl

[The4thGuy]

BERZERKER!

[pre76dator]

looks like 90 people toss'd the salad in the county

[dmohr7]

hey where can i find the video of the scene where jason lee says that" far from the pulse jams straight up your ass thing"

[11MsRj]

@dmohr7 right here

[JuggaloGoose816]

i would love to buy from them, itd be fuckin hilarious. id just chill out next to them and watch them do shit like all day lol

[romperstompist]

@JuggaloGoose816 Id be right there with ya homie haha rollin chocolate blunts and all that good shit.

[09KoolKat]

15 bucks little man, put that shit in my hand, if that money doesnt show then you owe me, owe me, owe me. my jungle love LOL

[eclipse5863]

"This'll keep the sun out of your eyes" Then she puts the fuckin hat on him backwards lol

[wellstone1990]

IT'S ON NETFLIX, IT'S ON FUCKING NETFLIX!

[theyovillehackers123]

@wellstone1990 i knowwwww im wacthing it on NETT FFLIXXXX

[aPackofTurkeys]

1:27-1:55, the best moment of video history

[MaggieLovesJimmy]

lol Description at 8:16 sounds a lot like some of the trolls I've seen on YouTube...

[berzerker6]

What the fuck is the internet?

[MultiWilljones]

EARL HICKEY

[98TUMADRE]

FUCK U U FUCKIN SQUARE

[shauntbarry]

6:16 classic.. Looks like Jason Lee is pissing himself laughing at the end before it cuts

[MrSqueeky1011]

jay should sing jungle love the whole thing haha thatd be cool

[chloeebabess187]

90 people never got stoned with jay an silent bob

[TheBluePoweranger]

this will keep the sun out of your eyes ahaha the hats on backwards

[vidwatcher31951]

90 ppl ate the chocolate covered pretzel

[prawnbutters]

@vidwatcher31951 or ended up in the back of a volkswagon

[misterYuriy]

what is the song at 0:20?

[misterYuriy]

@misterYuriy sorry 0:30

[aestheticpardox9]

ain't that about a bitch lol

[creativelocation]

beautiful evening

[VanillaDubstep]

15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand. If that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe. My jungle love. Oh e oh e oh. I think I wanna know ya know ya ... yeah, what.

[baddie21]

What the fuck is the internet??

[1moe7]

I never knew Jason Lee was in this.....

[jizzybitchz]

spread my cheaks so you can see the fucking STINK NUGGETS!!! pull up your fucking pants sir now! *FART*

[MrNicky88]

what is the name of this song in the beginning

[nearthend]

awww Yeah! 1 more time!!

[September1120]

3:55



[September1120]

1:26



[MrLuless]

what is this movie about i never had a chance to see it becuase of my mom

[RichardsRhymes]

@MrLuless those 2 guys go to hollywood to try to stop some people about making a movie about a comic that was based on them because they weren't getting their cut from the movie. that is a basic plot overview, but a lot of things happen on the way

[jennzjennz1023]

fuck motha motha fuck fuck xD

[hawkstrike244]

TEH G MAN

[XxOmegaslayerxX]

haha! "the uh Fat one's watching the little one"

[funkdead009]

what the fuck is the internet???

[NAOCIA007]

So how many people searched the web for movie poop shoot?

[MadmoazelleMimioux]

3:17 ''if you plan to shoplift, let us know. Thanks'' O.o

[summerbraid1]

poop shoot lol

[kurtroid29]

What the Fuck is the internet?!

[OllieSon56]

TOSS THE SALAD

[IxWhoTheHellAreYouxI]

~Guy In The Beard- I'm The Bitch!

~Guy Reading A Magazine- Well If We Were Gay That's The Way I see It.

~Guy In The Beard- Will You Shut Up!

:P

[Aerba54]

Classic line: This'll keep the sun outta your eyes.

[Boondocksaintsfan666]

15 bucks little man, put that shit in my hand. Love this movie

[czwheaton4150]

8:20-8:37 look at the glare in the computer theres a person moving back and forth but stiil 10/10

[bobswiv]

does anyone know what the song is played on the radio in the clerks store when the two kids go in asking them if there gay i think it's bloodhound gang but i don't know which song

[ThisisAliFareedshow]

GOD THANKS

[rsjakenuka]

This shit never gets old!

[951warpuppet]

its funny

[trippinonacid225]

What the fuck is the internet

[TyFly312]

@ryancrigg1 u must have never seen the rest of this movie or the rest of Kevin Smith's movies? Jason Lee has played Brodie Bruce in Mallrats and Bankee Edwards in Chasing Amy, so in this movie he plays both charcters just keep watching movie.

[halaatjaboy]

4:17 Pull up your fucking sir! NOW!

[pre76dator]

89 people had to toss the salad in the county

[sgbug53]

I love jays face ar7:16

[GregthaBunny]

Gotta love Cohee London (the guy who named Alyssa Jones fingercuffs in Chasing Amy) questioning the parenting skillls of Jay's mother.

[murderingmentality]

they need to make another one of these! thumbs if u agree!

[Zer0RHCP14]

Ikr

[Zer0RHCP14]

Dis is DA best stoner movie eva

[jakerl1321]

I'll smoke a blunt with jay and silent bob

[icelfuid]

what's the first song that plays in the background? before the fuck song, obviously.

[Bguitars724]

@icelfuid I think its Lifes Been Good by the Eagles...

[angusyoung15]

@Bguitars724 its actually joe walsh

[Bguitars724]

@angusyoung15 Ahh close enough, he was in the Eagles haha, thanks for clarifying though

[ryancrigg1]

i think its weird how Ben afflack plays holden the same character in chasing amy but the guy in the comic book store( JASON LEE) who should have played banky in this movie doesn't if you know what i mean.

[GameBoiLove]

poopshoot nice

[juliabohemian]

"I thought the fat one didn't really talk that much."

[dagas158]

I THOUGHT BRODY WORKED ON SOME COMEDY SHOW

[JD78572]

Were going to fuck your mothers while you cry like little whining bitches

[msjayelleaye]

I love the sign on the register: If you plan to shoplift, let us know. thanks.  hahaha

[LeonMasters212]

@msjayelleaye its the same one from clerks lol

[msjayelleaye]

@LeonMasters212 i have only seen the second one. i have netflix tho. i should watch it.

[jimmyPain2121]

Im going to set 6:20 as my ring tone..

[Saetreee]

WHEN LORD WHEN LORD WHEN

[aliciahartwell07]

IM THE BITCH!!!! LMAOOOO

[superblazingnova]

This reminds me of school!

[TyFly312]

@taco1132 u kno about this song (deleted scenes)? I'm gonna finger, bang her tight little asshole, teabag my balls in her mouth, where? where? In her mouth, balls of plenty in her mouth, balls, balls, sweaty balls...lmao

[taco1132]

uhh, lemme get a nickle bag. 15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand, if that money doesn't show than you owe me owe me owe. my jungle loooove... o-we o-we oh...i think i wanna know ya know yaaaaa yeah what.

[XDraydenReapZX]

whys there a part 5 and not a 2 for you dude?

[ganegreen07]

And on that note.... we cue the music

[pre76dator]

88 people are squares

[locoandbaby]

notice how silent bobs hair is blond as a baby

[lovelyigorilla]

i love seeing baby me....

[NeniLovesElectro]

poop shoot ..... yeaaaa xD

[zzzhuh]

how the hell does the sun keep out of the boys eyes when it's backwards?

[TheKyrn]

God herself.  Happy face for the dogma reference.

[RaymondTsang1]

LOl at the paper on the register: "If you plan to shoplift let us know"

[JD78572]

Fuck you u fucking square! Best part O_o

[kujo317]

6:20 thru 6:29 BEST PART OF THE MOVIE AHHHHH HAHAHAHAHA

[pre76dator]

why is Randal wearing a soviet symbol on his shirt?

[Ulsandude]

@pre76dator That's a Soviet Union National Team Hockey Jersey. Remember they love playing hockey. Randall had a New Jersey Devils jersey in Clerks.

[Ulsandude]

@pre76dator That's a Soviet Union National Team Hockey Jersey. Remember they love playing hockey. Randall had a New Jersey Devils jersey in Clerks. Although, it doesn't look like an official replica.

[gdrocker93]

anyone else was distracted with all the comic books in the back ??

[rachelseagroatt]

I love this film but it's so acquired taste. I really want to show it to my boyfriend but I'm scared he'll hate it

[WhitegoldPimp]

@rachelseagroatt Fuck that watch clerks one then mall rats then watch this hell get it :) Specially if he was born in the 80s like most of us who grew up with Jay and Bob.

[Salguine]

@rachelseagroatt So what if he does?

[MissMurder5555]

ohhhh...... i heard on the internet 87 ppl were a coupla little FUCK HOLES.

[namreg944]

It always bugs me when ben affleck says bong. It sounds like BUNG.. And it pisses me off.

[Legba85]

Clerks. Always the best fucking movie.

[ackbarfan5556]

Well if we were gay thats the way I'd see it

[killerkid4941]

and for the record, the times suck ahhhsss lmao

[AnimeNikkiParamore]

3:02 what the fuck is up with that sign at the cash register lmao

[fendi85fendi]

alexi laiho..

[ppp9922]

"this will keep the sun out of your eyes"

*puts hat on backwards*

-.-

[TheBmxskateman]

bob your not supposed to talk

[ID1004552]

Cue the music

[Raincitywarrior]

kool 

[ithomas1996]

"what I have a whipping problem I pop one of the paper in my brown eye and BAM!! No shit stains in my undies. What you dont believe spread my butt chicks and check out the STINK NUGGETS.

[TheSilversoul991]

my remix for 15 bucks is halloween version which is 15 pieces little man put that candy in my bag

[websuspect]

you stay here while mommy picks up the free cheese.

[Dmaclean16]

15 buck little man but that shit in my hand

[Dmaclean16]

15 buck little man but that shit in my hand

[voltag3man]

@Dmaclean16 but that shit in my hand? god fucking retard

dont u have to 21 to buy papers in the states

cause i went to buy some where i live and he said u have to be 18 i live in canada