Hard News 03/17/09

[xxDarkAwpxx]

oh... so his nose was always like that.

[starcraftAI22]

false

[Tacoman1013]

Last

[dancingpolkabear]

Craig!!!!!!!

[59peacemaker]

what is that teenager's name i wanna know

[derry1city1boi]

iam Craig ... and Destin is out sick

LOLOL!

[RalphBound]

my faves are Craig,Jose and Corey

[ohuvi]

Stuttering Craig FTW!!!!

watch hard news 5/12/09

[timmy500lol]

Craig is definately my favourite screwattack guy

followed by Destin and Hose

[uzay2000]

you mean Jose

[Piexing]

That's exactly what I thought when I heard "Beaterator".

[OliverGlynJones]

stuttering Craig!!!!!!!!

[gabe0083]

dude whenever craig is on they get double the views

[Nova3609]

my favorite is jose

[toxic996]

craig is my favorite from screwattack ^^ :D

[Warbot40]

craig has a perfect entertainers voice

[sergiogarza]

Craig > Destin

[Gornk101]

shut up craigs the man

[pwnagedude666]

i'm craig and destons out sick thats hilarious

[ShadowlostArts]

Master Beaterator lol, what a name for the a game, I can imagine the youtube videos already.

[forrest1201]

I will become the Master Beaterator.

[artjamgirl]

Hard news always has a good hard-on for Beaterator.

[blackbounty80]

0:01

[blackbounty80]

0:01

[scruggy]

Out sick on St. Patty's Day? Must have been "The Irish Flu"

[cheesewheel]

Lmao, master beaterator

[jvc85]

hey isnt Rockstar Games making Beaterator ? Remember to have seen a site for it in their games list

[rasuk]

destin sucks

[doctorG0NZ0]

THIS is why i've unsubscribed to your channel

[trak888]

doctorG0NZ0: just because craig is doing hard news whenever Destin can't? ok screw attack! fufill this guys demands and stop doing hard news

[Asianman8307]

Hard News makes me hard.

[iam2ku4u]

The master beaterator lol

[MrDrSmithJr]

This guy always looks like such a bro douche.

[BrroDii]

Gotta love the shameless SGC plug!

[sickboy5284]

Yeah Justins the master of the beaterator already at home cuase he couldn't get a girl if he tried..

[lbeno]

His name is Destin Not Justin

[FrownfaceProductions]

Yeah, DESTIN has a firm grip on that one.

[Clerkz]

Yaaay! craaaaig:)

[sickboy5284]

Thank god Justins Sick!@

[michael1384]

Whothefuck is Justin?

It's Destin! Visit the site.

[Minbad]

Yeah, Craig's BACK folks!!

[linkrules11]

lots of good news

[nastyguard007]

Beaterator? Yeah... I think I don't really need to spend money for that, LOL.

[Digger318]

exclusives are just a pain in the !#!#! unless it allows the maker to use the system's full power... like crysis for pc graphics or MGS 4 for filling up bluray with textures of even... i cant think of anything on the 360 that cant be done on a pc or ps3... oh and light gun games for the WII!

[xCrazyJayx]

Destin is the master beaterater!

[markymangle]

wow, another ninja gaiden. I don't think I'll missing much so that's an exclusive the ps3 can keep.

[Ginormous76]

It's not another Ninja Gaiden game. It's just a port of Ninja Gaiden 2 (Xbox 360 exclusive) to the PS3. It will be called Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 when it's ported, because that's how that company rolls.l

[markymangle]

I was under the impression that it was an exclusive. Nevermind then, and thanks for clearing that up for me.

[TheFrustratedGamer]

Im craig anddd DESTINES OUT SICK

[budget31]

what?

[thedriedlost1]

sounds like masterbaterater if you can read that right... 0.o

[VinalG4ce]

lol so yellow minded you XD

[oraichu]

Sweeet.... Ninja Gaiden 2 for PS3 :D

I was planning on buying a new 360 after my 360 RROD about 1 year ago, but this gives me 1 more reason not to get it.

[clays121]

I hope that PSP game crashes and burns with the rest of the the LAME ASS PSP games, and Shitty Rap based games. All the games that have ever come based on Rap or a Raper/Rapers have been total shit. the music, and games of this kind just need to die.

[jrob156]

hater u just mad cuz while their making money off u ur there sitting like a lil bitch catching his period xD lmao

[markymangle]

HEY! you crossed the damn line! Parappa the Rapper was fucking ace! But, I'll give ya that otherwise the genre hasn't been too strong...

[sikokiller12]

i was wondering why is Craig's doing it when i seen my subs lol.. great job Craig

[ArtificialMantis]

I MAKE SOME AWESOME MASTERBEATS

[Sonictails1]

Beaterator? lol

fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

[joelee7331]

Beaterator sounds like a game that Michael Jackson might play and/or be in and/or make.

[AmericasZeldafan]

I think Destin needs to trademark his phrases.

[TrojanxInfection]

Destin has a firm grip on that title. lmao!!!

[SignusMelko]

Just on time, a rap game now that rap is, thankfully, dead and buried.

[manuelito1233]

...  :)

Yay for Craig.

[crotchman41288]

lmao "in no way sounds like a game about whacking it"

[knop95]

Marvel MMO? Nice!

[DunKology]

The first MMMo. :)

[MamaSomari]

It's MMO and how is this the first one?

[DunKology]

Marvel Massive Multiplayer Online game. ;)

[shkdbsahbdlabf1]

Marvel MMO AWESOME!!!!

[Edoeren]

He has a firm grip on that title?

I see what you did there...

[WarblazerTM]

Lol Destin got owned.

[g1Chase357]

Beatorator? Seriously? *facepalms*

[Hersheys79]

i already know by the sound of it.....its going to be terrible

[RealReelTV]

I love screwattack :)

[thepolacek]

Did destin get fired?

[BaronKrool]

Grow ears, dude.

[mr0sparkles4682]

hes sick, says so in the first 10 seconds.

[MoBLonewolf]

nah hes out sick...lol

[stormstrader]

lmaoooo....

NO.

were you not listening at the beginning of the video?

.... I wish....

[thepolacek]

I actually posted that before I started the vid

[shkdbsahbdlabf1]

out sick

[Lionsden99]

That was the best Screwattack burn in recent memory. Although the whole Ben likes Blues Clues, Jose has man-boobs gag was priceless aswell.

[Rogdude]

I actually kinda like Craig doing this better than Destin... *gasp*

[HeartBreakKid551]

wow PS3 taking another microsoft exclusive how surprising =P

[rlmhockey39]

i beaterator'd your mom last night. WHAT?!?!

[crashpro3]

Destin was a slacker! Good job, Craig!

[Wenis64]

I'll beaterator your dad right off

[Nelius88]

LoL

[survivor104]

Nice job Craig. Good delivery

[ShadowStar1224]

Im a better beaterator than Him

[Blastroids]

If you want to suffer some instant culture shock, click on the related videos

=D

[Spartan9175]

Beaterator? LMFFAO

[NICOLASQQQ]

doa chick what?

[Lishy1]

I'm a rap/hip hop fan, but beaterator doesn't sound interesting..

Will it be like Mario paint where we can compose our own staves of beats, or will it be a quick buck for a shit load of shit?

[nitemaric]

it does sound dirty

[warzone200]

i just lodt my flu then destin gets it....hahaha

[PRChingon]

haha you did have to do HN this week craig, and yea bullshit destin's sick he's prolly getting drunk.

[cuco101887]

master beaterator LOL

[chubroc]

Lol at the related videos! WTF?!

[l4dyxpx]

LOL totally agree :P

[numba0ne10]

Yeah what is up with the related videos lol.

[haku155]

LOL!!

[DawctaPhail]

wheres destin

[choloko76]

Destin is Out Sick!!lol..

[WestSide1207]

Man, Craig should do every Hard News!

[lukenukem23]

Beaterator 4 : Modern BearFare

[08154625]

Poor Destin...wait! am also sick too! Damn you Fever!

[DarylWashingtonV4]

He is faking sick just to be home and to perfect his Beaterator skills!

[CQVFilms]

Beaterator was a beat making feature on rockstar's website a while back. It might still be around. I used it once.

[metaleggman18]

Ninja Gaiden two? Bleh.  What an overrated butt gem. Still has a shitty camera, still no actual ninjas. The gore helped, for sure, but in the end, it's meh.

[newyy1]

Nope.

Nope.

....aaaand nope.

Not a fan of any of those things.

[goblinmobboss]

"master beaterator with a firm grip" that's pretty clever.

[TourqeGlare]

Beaterator 2: Chokey Chicken

[newyy1]

Beaterator 3: Elite Beatoff Agents.

[BrandonS1994]

Get well soon Destin

:L

[shirkmaster13]

Master Beaterator!!!

He has come, to finish the fight!!

LOL

[HeshamUchia]

get well destin kinda wierd since he seemed ok in sidescrolers

[kingofkings1989xxx]

almost

[GitForceGemini]

More from Craig!

[Falcovsleon21]

Beaterator doesn't sound sexual to me. It sounds more like a wife beating or pimp simulator to me.

[kostya121212]

that beatorator joke was so good

[fpsvincent142]

i want craig for tomorrow

[Matslek08]

"Destin has claimed that he will be the master of Beat-er-a-tor, that he has a firm grip on that title" HAHAHAHA

Think sexualy about that...

[PheNOMofHDC]

"Im Craig and...thank god I don't have to do this next week" funny how things turns out.

[1swepper]

destin sucks at this

[ChuckCoke]

Haha, we finally get Destin after a week and then he's off sick!

[LaCokaNostra81]

i made a video about ng2 on the ps3 9 months ago, and here it is

[SonicSnail95]

beaterator: the game for kids too lazy to learn how to play virtual guitar... lol

[Ken117yt]

Whoa, Texas has quik-trips? That's awesome, there are none in Tennessee. :(

[ThePlayStationNerd]

A MARVEL MMO?

NERDGASAMIC@!!!

[TKnHappyNess]

Why do I get the feeling Craig intentionally made Destin sick in order to host Hard News again?

[J10musicnoir]

He said Beat-er-a-tor! LOL  Don't burn the place down Craig.

[1p3jn6cda]

Sexual Innuendo FTW 1:48

[Reyqun]

Accept the video response. ;)

[DisgaeaWare]

Yes ninja Gaiden sigma 2 on PS3!!!!

[TARDISdude2k7]

Im Craig and... Destin's off sick!

[amdrula]

What?

[DirtyDen13]

I wonder if R2RR is that good??

[Nikoman3139]

LOL, hope you don't burn the place down xD

[Kaibaman21]

LOL you sounded Happy when Destin is out sick but WTF is with the title that sounds so cheesy

[Mikelp79]

craig owns lol

[Pyropuncher]

I loved the way he said Beaterator.

[Chick3nAWOL]

Aww, they almost got the ending right this time!

[8H2324]

u back and destin is sick? wtf going on in the hq. :O

[OmegaPlatinum]

The Related Videos are confusing me...

[IceColdMiak]

seriously... is it a glitch or something?

[skeleon246]

omg! there are 58712 related vids?

[WindWalker940]

lolwut?

[skeleon246]

look to the right at the related vids

[dannass5]

hahahha

[WindWalker940]

i can just see limited related vids

[aaronbxiii]

im gonna be the boss of beaterator. i went from video music games to the studio and im looking forward to go back to my roots.

[SKNews2]

destin=awesome

[bloodangelxx]

early today, thats cool

[JonathanMoore2001]

Best ending evar lulz. Nice Hard News Craig, although I need my Destin HN fix.

-- God Bless.

[Tophisthebest226]

Caugh...Same Here :O....HARD NEWS = Awesome, Awesome, Awesome...And um...AWESOME!!!

[wtfufool]

he showed ur jose

[retailxrants121]

got it out early today ic

[BulldozerNDF]

lol... beaterator.

[MetalGearNaked]

Rather than fucking around with a Marvel MMO, they should make a Marvel vs. Capcom 3 with the Fantastic Four, Dante, and Viewtiful Joe.

[PinkSamejima]

yes i agree..

[Zer0small]

HHHHHARD News

[McCuLlY95]

I'm sick too.

[DDRpwnerer]

Haha, Craig spoke too soon that he wouldn't have to do Hard News this week.

[HomerkaBY]

Awesome,destin we will be waiting for u.

[lolircat]

wtf happend to destin

[coolman8745]

he told it destin's sick

[Utentagen]

Craig, did anyone ever tell you you look like one of the guys from Rockstar's Table Tennis?

[CheeseMoe13]

I love how people who make the first comments don't even put anything constructive in their comment and just right some like "sweet" or "good job".

It just makes me laugh. Well, this comment doesn't really have anything constructive in it any way so everyone can go fuck them selfs! :P

[Oliver240693]

hey i said sweet :3

[Reyqun]

Why so early?

[CENTENOMONTOYA]

xD you said" thank god i dont have to do this next week" your backk >:D

[screwattack]

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