George Lopez Stand Up Part 1

[crazyass225]

Ftp

[MetalSeal18]

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[TheBoogymannn]

1.katt williams

2.george lopez

3.kevin hart

4.gabriel iglesias

[benwhu1]

on 6.17

esta bien nietas todo mexicano

[elchelejust]

FTP below



[NeverLoseHopeInLife]

Been to Mexico. People there are sooo nice! And yes the bargaining is true! Lol but they're very good people.

[panterask8r14]

@NeverLoseHopeInLife Always wanted to go lol, Awesome username too^.^

[TheLanza15]

@MOTOFIENDXXX bitch u should just shut da fuk up and if u wanna be tlkin shytt to me say it to my fukin face becuz really ur just being fukin stupid so gtf and go somewhere with ur shytt

#Mexican Pride

[Dudewheresmybars]

Don't get that 7 quinceneras and 2 weddings bit

[ZAPATATONY]

@Dudewheresmybars

it takes 7 quinceaneras and 2 weddings to equal the 1.2 million mexicans that have to go back to mexico, meaning that in quinceaneras and wedding the people you invited,they invite other people and so on.

[JaayLee23]

Most of the ppl on here is white that is talkin chhit lol -.-

Mexican Pride err Wah?' ^____^

[masonryan07]

kevin hart is funnier.

[XxSQUAUCHxMONSTAXx]

Fried rice

[33Alakazam]

@MultiSanty12 Lopez was making fun of white people and said that. Salt boy

[JediDanD]

Here's mine, dmfcsab. President Bush is a Damn Mother Fucking Cock Sucking Asshole Bitch . . .

[WetMyBlanket]

I Got It I Got It......Fuck That Pluto

[MultiSanty12]

@WetMyBlanket puto dumbass, i can tell you cant speak spanish cus u spelled pluto.

[WetMyBlanket]

@MultiSanty12 Dumb ass he says pluto in the video retard.

[baezrockstare2171]

LOL

[ThooSuu]

George Lopez For President!

[toonman81]

CAN YOU GUYS JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ARGUING ABOUT THE STUPID CONSTITUTION AND WATCH THE DAMN STAND UP???

[Popachoppacity]

@toonman81 THANK YOU!!! , HOLY FUCK I SWEAR THESE PEOPLE DRIVE ME FUCKING CRAZY !!

[Obliviongatekeeper]

@toonman81 COMEDY IS SRZ BZNSS

[gamadasj]

@motofiendxxx dude please shut the Fuck up u don't know nothing

[MOTOFIENDXXX]

@gamadasj I know "10 TIMES MORE THAN YOU!!!" (and how is that Ho'n doing for ya?- get'n a whole dollar yet, or are you still down to nickel hits?)

[fifafreak44565]

The guuy next to me looks like he does dry wall!!! lol

[fifafreak44565]

Omg i love this 

[TheLocos1998]

best funny people ever

1:george lopez

2:grabiel inglesias

3:katt williams

[georgebubrick]

@TheLocos1998 no kevin hart?

[gsquaaad]

@TheLocos1998 whers kevin hart on this list

[gamadasj]

@motofiendxxx u want me to back where, all u white people don't even belong to this continen, who do u think that have to go back where they came from to, and ur talking about killing let me tell u that white people has kill more than anyone just to prove that he has the power and the money to do it but now no more so Fuck all the white add jajajaja

[MOTOFIENDXXX]

@gamadasj It's just a matter of time SPICK WHORE!!! So far we've been letting the gov. handle it, but they wont, so see we'll what you have to say when it happens. But DO be yourself, so we all can note it, mark who and what you are, then as soon as it breaks, DO YOU!!! And as far as whites- Whites follow God and His laws, so anything they've done (majority- like NOT those that pulled this economic collapse) IS because He COMMANDED THEM TO-but I know you're TOO IGNORANT to know that!!

[DurararaWars]

George lopez is still very epic love his jokez xD!!

[ZombiesRUs11]

People need to learn how to take a joke and stop your damn whining, just enjot the fucking video, FTP BITCHES!

[bfruan]

Funny

[iLikePie834]

HAHAHAHAHA XD

[TheLanza15]

And then white people wonder why mexicans don't like them becuz they don't know how to take a fukin joke thts why I don't even fukin white people and if ya got shit to say then ya better stfu! Becuz nobody gives a damn about what u say pussy ass bitch

In fukin proud to be MEXICAN!!!!!! ^_^

[danielodors]

@TheLanza15 - and what's so special about that?

[MOTOFIENDXXX]

@TheLanza15 WHO GIVES A FUCK WHAT YOU THINK!!! You're NOTHING BUT A SPICK AND THAT'S IT!!! Besides, GO AHEAD AND VOTE AGAINST THIS COUNTRY, AND WE'LL SEND YOU ALL BACK TO MEXICO IN BAGS!!! (GOT THAT "SPICK?!?!?!!!!")

[ThaDoomin8er]

@MOTOFIENDXXX douche

[MOTOFIENDXXX]

@ThaDoomin8er go back to licking your aids infested boyfriend's ass!

[ThaDoomin8er]

@MOTOFIENDXXX ooooo...so creative

[ingridlopez719]

@MOTOFIENDXXX Sound Good Bitch Come Do It Know Yhu Lame Ass Pussy

[MOTOFIENDXXX]

@TheLanza15 PS. "Pussy ass bitch?"--- ANYTIME, ANYWHERE!!!!

[Lemmemakeafuckinacco]

This year alone

[Lemmemakeafuckinacco]

Beaners and Germans know how to keep there shit straight no wellfare or government cheese my family came here with not a cent 16 years later we got $2.3 million through our bank account

[Seawave777]

His stand up ain't bad...glad I found something redeeming after suffering through his talk show!

[b00b00z13]

fuck the people tht dislike !!

[emrr998]

we meet again, 240p.

[gamadasj]

White people FTP

[MOTOFIENDXXX]

@gamadasj Just more proof that we need to send YOU "ALL" BACK!!! Not only have YOUR SHIT ASS PEOPLE "KIDNAPPED WOMEN AND CHILDREN AND SOLD THEM INTO SEX SLAVERY, BUT YOU'VE RAPED EVERY OTHER WOMAN YOU COULD (WHILE THE REST OF THEM FOUGHT FOR THOSE SPICKS TO GET AWAY WITH IT!!!), ROBBED EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING YOU COULD, TRASHED EVERYTHING YOU COULD, MURDERED!!!!.....!!!!!!- and NOW LOOK AT HOW MANY HERE ARE WRITING 'F-THE WHITE PEOPLE'- *WAR* TO SEND ALL SPICKS BACK TO SPIXACO-NOW!!!

[ingridlopez719]

@MOTOFIENDXXX Bitch I Live In Pueblo Colorado Come Get Meh Yhu Weak Ass Mo`Fukker Oh N Im 15

[MOTOFIENDXXX]

@ingridlopez719 Then I'll just wait 3 years and bring a girl that trains to do it? Sounds good!

[TheYaoifangirlof1997]

64 ftp

[reno7123]

FTP



[StargateAtlantis91]

lmao

[danielodors]

@StargateAtlantis91 

[lc0591]

in what part of what shows he says latinos walk like crabs

[wrodjr]

FTR! fuck the republicans! every latino should register to vote and vote democrat and get rid of the republicans. Now that is POWER from the People! Mexicans who are republicans should be deported! Tell your friends to register to vote, register democrat and vote in 2012! Get rid of the republicans

[MOTOFIENDXXX]

@wrodjr Yea, go ahead and do that, THEN WE'LL SEND YOU ALL BACK TO SPICKACO IN BAGS!!! (we wont even land the plane, just drop you all out of a bay door at 60K feet!!!- right over SPIXACO CITY!!!!!)

[sweetness8301]

lol

[StephanieOnThisWeb]

2:01 LMAO

[09heatherlyn]

who now uses ftb?

[grochowski2]

this is my fam

[GeGeMus12]

this beaner is hella funny!

[xXKhaoticRinoXx]

Omgosh, I almost chocked on my hot pocket. lmao

[trinitymike]

Last I checked, Latinos WERE White as well....Maybe he meant Anglos...

[shredthatguitar4eva]

240p huh?... we meet again....

[viewerxyz100]

Proof that racism is not limited to white people.

[tzpmarine]

in an hour there will be boots and belts lol

[MrGloverHD]

@tzpmarine Shoes and Belts Dumb Fuck!!

[mirnavalerio]

FTP!



[Sousuke15]

1:56 anyone know that song :)

[EpicFailGuitarist]

You know, I was watching some of his stand up stuff, but this one was kind of different. I can't really say what it was about this particular video, but there was definitely an air of hate to some of the things he was saying. And his overuse of the white accent to degrade and generalize white people by making them into caricatures is insulting and shows what a bigot George Lopez truly is. He's okay with illegal immigration, and he seems to believe that white people are all bimbos. Hope he rots.

[beanertowel]

@EpicFailGuitarist

I find it funny that the moment white people get made fun of they see it as against a race and that's horrible, yet they have no problem with everyone else being insulted, offended, stereotyped, degraded, humiliated and anything else under the sun.

[EpicFailGuitarist]

@beanertowel Not really. Think about it, black people get mad about black people getting made fun of, etc. In fact, George is responding to Latinos getting made fun of and stereotyped. That's okay, I understand being upset about that, but don't generalize and just say "white people". And yes, for your information, I do care when other races get made fun of or degraded when it is in a serious manner. If everyone knows it's joking, there's a difference. George is not joking.

[beanertowel]

@EpicFailGuitarist

Actually the reason it looks like george is not joking is because he has no emotion face and he always has that serious face. Another thing is that George actually has a very fluid mind, but people have already cemented him into "this" or what you see. So he has to keep this up because if he did what he can really do, then people will stop buying. On his show, you notice how he lets people talk? That's rare for a talk show.

[EpicFailGuitarist]

@beanertowel Well, see, I wasn't really talking about his face. I know his face wasn't any different from normal, it was just the tone and the attitude behind what he was saying here. He was obviously not joking, or at least to me, it didn't seem so. And don't get me wrong, I'm only half white. The other half is Mexican, not that it matters since in all fairness I wasn't raised anywhere near Mexico, and neither was my father (who is of Mexican descent).

[xTTSNIPERTTx]

obama FUCK THAT PUTO!!!

[superstarcity98]

I love his "white person" accent! :D :D

[beanertowel]

@superstarcity98

OMG

[superstarcity98]

Mexican and proud! ^__^

[rise2glory1st]

@mrsbagans123 60 FTPs now!

[videocrack246]

and technically Los Angeles was Mexico, soo.....

[Hoggy2610]

Lopez for president!!!!

[tensor471]

@Hoggy2610 o fuck no :)) i couldn`t handle tequilla weekends XD :)) but yeah he has my vote

[fernando180303]

lol mexican will take over US!!!!!

[marck1293]

@fernando180303 just getting back what is ours ;)

[kakshi12123]

fuck that puto!

[therealslimshady686]

FTP!!!! Fuck That Puto!!!

[ryanngomez1]

Mindless bitch i dint ask u for comment ok thank u

[lchngn]

u mean 60 mendigos !



[AgMtz6662]

↓↓FUCK U BITCH!!! UR MOMMA PROBABLY GOT FUCKED BY A MEXICAN "ooo yeaah muy caliente"."chile muy grande".

[Eternal1Truth]

dirty beaners. You bean nigs have ruined my city. fuck you all.

[Nintendork0224]

@Eternal1Truth hey Eternal1Truth: FTP

[Eternal1Truth]

1401 DIRTY SCUMBAG BEANSHIT.

[ryanngomez1]

@Eternal1Truth First of all how the fuck did Mexicans ruin your city? Second of think before you post !!! When u talk about scumbag beaners or whatever your also talking about many people children that are American and just have Hispanic babies or kids.

[iSeen100]

59 putos ha

[xL3g3nd12igox]

58 PUTOS Are Bush Lovers!!!

[skabpaul]

havent even watched it yet and i can say lmfao. pple are so ignorant down there in those comments sometimes. or is up there?? i dunno. senorrr

[CODMordernWarfare]

FUCK THOSE 58 PUTOS..

[cupcake30001]

58 ppl are wite. they be hatin

[777warior]

ftb those 58

[ChuckalandraVEVO]

Favorite Comedian.

[DivinelyMochaDipped]

haha, i'm black and i love mexicans.

[ragdoll97]

@mcrobrets88 fukk of I'm mexican so u got a proplem if u don't fukk off nigga

[Ricrey61917]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEE MAN this man represnts every freakin spanish person.

[ryanngomez1]

if ur tired of viva la mexico than dont fucking watch george lopez than and watch some other shit but i stand proud as an american with my husband and children that are hispanic and fight for them and thier rights if u got a problem with mexicans or viva la mexico tuff shit

[MindlessQ]

@ryanngomez1 You're a parent but yet you show grammar worse then a fifth grader....

[mcroberts88]

Im tired of this Viva La Mexico bullshit. If Mexico is so great, stay in your own fuckin country. Land of the free has a whole different meaning to mexicans. Free food, free healthcare, free housing, Tax free. Those are the only people FTP should stand for.

[ryanngomez1]

@mcroberts88 yea and another fucking thing they doooo pay taxes duhhhh look at thier check thier hard workers they dont get shit for free they work thier ass offf for their nice trucks homes food and things they want for their family mexicans never been handed anything for free if u really knew so dont put shit unless u check ur facts ty and stop being rascist

[ninasawesome]

@mcroberts88 den y da fuck u watchn dis dumb ass.im not mexican im puerto rican nd i get along w/mexicans so dnt tlk bad bout my pplz i get along with every latino nd sum blacks but i dnt get along w/white ppl like u all fuckn rascist fuck hatn not all white ppl r alike i noe dat but most of dem.yea u guys dnt like us but u sure doo like our baggn ass spanish food! if u dnt have not nice to say bout spanish ppl dnt say it @ all! QUE VIVA PUERTO RICO Y TODOS LOS LATINOS DEL MUNDO!!

[DTProtoss]

tru dat ... i NEVER broke a bone in my life.... im machote!!! xD

[DTProtoss]

LMAO FTP xD

[TheChivas211]

@Ladymanico ; TOTALLY AGREE (;

Fuckinn Hatersss! Smfh -____-

[giovannySTIGMA]

this foo is hilarious ahaha

[909DJAv3ng3R]

Everything George lopez says is true x)



[909DJAv3ng3R]

@mrsbagans123 56 now -.-



[ElTopo951]

press 1 really fast

[VeikPulse]

Thumbs up if Gabriel Iglesias led you here

[queenLokatanii]

Men ya'll white bitches cant take a joke!

[lilericgotchu24]

gabriel iglesias all dayy !!!!! 

[ryanngomez1]

LOVE U GEORGE LOPEZ VIVA LA MEXICO PURO MICHOACAN people need to get over the fact that mexicans are here in united states working thier ass off for the american dream so get over it they dint do shit to u or ur family if u cant find a job get ur ass up and look harder.

[TehJewStomper]

What a terrible, terrible, terrible, TERRIBLE "COMEDIAN"

I hope this guy dies in a fire.

[Ladymanico]

@TehJewStomper fuck you puta

[TehJewStomper]

@Ladymanico Way to be intelligent.

[Ladymanico]

@TehJewStomper thank you

[gundam50001]

Respond to this video... fuck the people that like this dumbass he is not funny and he cheated on his wife after she saved his life . he will burn in the center of hell with judas and hitler so fuck you pussies

[ryanngomez1]

@gundam50001  wow um yea thats messed up u put that

[rasenrairiki]

@gundam50001 umadbro?

[honda95si]

Hahahaha funny shit!

[superfitter100]

Que dijo?

[MrDanielbipolar]

carnal soy de mexico y acabo de descubrir los stand ups vi a george lopez y estoy orgulloso de el por hacer un gran trabajo y decir con todo gusto que es mexicano (ademas es muy gracioso)

[RAIDERSOCAL8181]

White people aka Rednecks = FUCK THEM PUTOS

[Ladymanico]

@RAIDERSOCAL8181 what do you mean by that

[JezusChrizt]

@RAIDERSOCAL8181 Don't worry... just keep saying that. You know nothing of the Sleeping Giant.

[shiterbored]

@RAIDERSOCAL8181 u callin white people racist, look at ur ass

[TheMacbook20]

!!!!VIVA LA RAZA!!!! (fuck that puto)

[MsCoRoNa90]

George Lopez F.T.P (Fuck That Puto!)

[pamanes7]

tocale tocale tocale you like you like for your sister hahahahah

[nabz47]

i love george schwarznegger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[Ladymanico]

WHOS PUSSY?

[malakaijub]

fuck those plutos!!

[carinaVz09]

haha i love george lopez!!!!!!!

[13mrcrook]

THE ONLY ONES THAT HATE ON THIZ VIDEO IS WHITE PEOPLE

[Ladymanico]

@13mrcrook i dont know i know many white people including me who love george

[SkaterSuperBoy]

@13mrcrook Im white and I don't hate

[alisyed82]

George Lopez is the best!

[cubanboy19]

the 53 ppl are all white F.T.P fuck those putas

[copabeat]

George Lopez is a straight up racist that needs serious help. He should start by reading an American history book on immigrants to the united States.  May I suggest one in particular "Ethnic America" by Dr. Thomas Sowell (A black man) I do however feel bad he has such an evil soul. I hope to God he doesn't raise his children to be like him.

[princessalexiss23]

@copabeat

STFU , HES TRYING TOO BE FUNNY ! HE ISNT RACIST HE SPEAKS HIS MIND ON HOW SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST STRAIGHT UP RUDE AGAINST LATINOS.

[13Gangland]

@copabeat FAG!! fuckin hate you bitch ass haters always gotta go in some badass video and talk you stupid shit. IF YOU DONT LIKE IT< DONT WATCH IT!! plain and simple. and ESPECAILLY dont leave those kind of RETARED COMMENTS SO FANS DONT HAVE TO READ YOUR SHIT!!! SUGGEST YOUR SHIT ELSEWERE!

[jmharris13]

@copabeat what the hell are you talking about?

[copabeat]

George Lopez is a straight up racist that needs serious help. He should start by reading an American history book on immigrants to the united States. May I suggest one in particular "Ethnic America" by Dr. Thomas Sowell (A black man) I do however feel bad he has such an evil soul. I hope to God he doesn't raise his children to be like him.

[pattisgirls]

this is from his stand up routine "America's Mexican", you need to change the title.

[SilentHill201]

52 people are MAS PUTOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pawndominance1]

his white guy "fantastic" is hilarious

[sivlermain]

Hell yea THE KING MOTHER FUCKER

[MrBeatbox22]

THE KING OF COMEDY

[titabeeber]

bad quality but funny as hell!!!

[TheIvy86]

ahahahha love it

[DaveMala0]

please only make comments about the video this ain't a chat room. Arriva el Gringo y America USA ah ah ah I GOT THE POWER!!!! GEORGE LOPEZ

[RedPortiaOne]

george lopez is a comedic genius. My wife and I saw him yesterday and we were laughing so hard. I laughed so hard that I was nearly crying. He is so freaking funny!