MR advice Purple Problems edition

[HereMays]

Wouldn't the pickle come out when he took a shit?

[Aliun625]

Lol, Did you put the music in the vid, specifically for Golddustrapedmydad?

[StreamerVideo]

if you feel like shit, then you should go eat some shit! LOL

[SolidJoker]

Thanks for answering my question!

[iKillorphans1]

Im based swag #

[Gunmanx13x]

o Shit a shit for breakfast? gahhhh

[babyface4assassin]

"Let me know how your friend's ass is doing, alright?" LOL

[LightningWolf3]

Damn you almost threw up at the shit question lol.

[XxBl3nderxX]

some of these are fake =( too many shit eating stories come on man anyone could tell that shits fake it is funny as hell but it's just not true, and you act like they are true, you showed no signs of disbelief even thou some of these stories you read obviously sound ridiculously made up.

[MrSuckmydck]

i fucking hate emo people they just want attention

[kinglordstr8]

i saw the bowl of shit for breakfast video lol.

[beatzeppelinsista]

AND you got music similar to Sirnubenegra? Lol you are pathetic to say the very least.

[LOPS666Orange]

"I hope I'm not being troll, I hope you are not a troll"??? Nigga half of those questions were trolling/BS questions....lol...lol....

Skinheads+Pickle in ASS+2 days= Trolling....

[LOPS666Orange]

greatest video ever....lol...

[bluecybercop249]

that shit story was fuckin disgusting i fuckin therw up

[MistahFen]

Lmao Golddustrapedmydad is fucking hilarious xD

[biglou2007]

you are funny as hell mr. advice lol some people ask you stupid as questions

[doeboy84]

Oh & the Nazi story (which I think was just a lie/joke), I noticed alot of neo Nazis have homoerotic undertones in them that they suppress by inflicting harm to others, especially on the weak. Like the popular high school football jock that will harass the nerds & do stuff like strip them naked. I Studied people like them my junior in college.

[doeboy84]

Wow, just....wow!

1. Sounds like the clap that kid has.

2. W/the emo kid. Cmon Faded, ur a grown man, u can't fight teenagers lol. That kid needs to go go to the school counselor.

3. I don't even believe the story about the gf eating feces. The vid was to long & after that unbelievable ridiculous story I couldn't watch anymore son.

[RaseganPhoenix]

Lmao.... my god, the minute i heard the golddust dude i busted out laughing from the cat crayons crayons thing.. lol

[Mrstrongisland01]

I got a quick question that gap between your front teeth is it 3/16 or 5/8 on an inch?

[TheJose1441]

Uhhhh I was taking a shit while I heard the shit story lol jk haha

[Pasguiroq]

20 mins of mr advice??? GET OUTTA HERE!! Keep it moving

[xDiP18x]

whats the songs name??

[WalkingGirlKoi]

Hmm... The emo thing is something I just don't understand. Like, you know, I'm not putting the people down who are, but if you're going around feeling depressed and talking about suicide and all of that unnecessary shit, no one is going to want to hang around you. So you know, people who do that need to rise up. And yeah, I know about the explanations about people of a group not all being the same, but for the people who are, I suggest ways to manage themselves with their depression.

[Flatbushprince49]

Can you hurry up & make a RANT on LIL B BASEDGOD

[Kx1GHTOWLx3]

@OmarE408 lol idk maybe kuz that no homo is gay as fuck, but anyways i wasent talkin shit tho i ment it as in general but idk dawg just tell them to eat a dick.

[xxTheCaitiffChoirxx]

I hate the fake emo kids from school!

[Kx1GHTOWLx3]

@OmarE408 OMG. IT DONT MAKE YOU A HOMO IF U ASK A PERSONS HEIGHT, BUT I DO THINK YOU'RE GAY AS FUCK JUST BY SAYING "NO HOMO"

[judenihal]

2:18 - Kay Tee Pren Tiss

[balllliiiiinnnn]

LMFAO

[DJSoulkiller]

u said lets move on cause im pissed off, why u pissed off?

and i think 90 % off you questions are fake, well u never know its a sicko world :D

[tweeky87]

hope ur doing OGay

[LokizarroX]

@OmarE408 "No Homo"? grow up you fucking moron, since when is asking for someone's height implying that you might be gay? wow..

[slammedtegDTR]

Turn that music off while talking faggot

[kingmartino83]

that golddustrapedmydad was so fuckin funny.

[nutripals]

the story about eating shit was too funny

[DannyPhantomBeast]

Emo girls are fun to cheer up, though!

[Weedmanlol212]

Foreskin Heads

[internetloverxx]

goldustrapedmydad is HELLA FUNNY!! XD

[FarFromAlegend]

do you play xbox

[FadedHolySoldier]

@FarFromAlegend no i dont own one

[dunnystuff]

@FadedHolySoldier do you play ps3?

[THETERRIFYINGBONE]

does faded not know EVERY question goldustrapedmydad send is fake?

[Jekyllthejester]

I think god feel the same way about being asked questions.....

[Brad87122]

sounds like Chlamydia or gonorrhea. See the doctor right away and get on antibiotics.

[bayareacertified]

haha this nigga alwayz tell them to smash their face with a book

[jcruz04]

girls get chlamydia but they can give it to guys

[316CenaSux]

You're still alive? I think you would've been dead by now, cause of the Surenos VS Nortenos video, you've made.

[b09h]

goldustrapemydad = ratings

[WhatsHappening783402]

Rofl!

[The4thGuy]

Golddustrapedmydad has his own theme music now. That's just epic.

[reggaetonrapper]

@The4thGuy LOL yeah xD that should be played in every goldustrapedmydad question from now, was hilarious and epic xD

[xp720]

see pulp fiction

[NJ973201]

lol @ you using songs from the Sailor Moon Japanese OST while answering one of the questions.

[sonicwarp71]

hey faded how do i send a mr.advice question

[hellskicthen270]

golddustrapedmydad ftw

[dominic970]

lmfao i lik how tha music starts wen he starts to read the question from "goldustrapedmydad" xD

[AkADarknessImmortal]

yeah... Faded: let me know how yo frien ass is doing ROFL

[thagrammarnazi]

So the question about height you found suspicious, but the one about eating a bowl of shit for breakfast you answered without much questioning?

[ichijorox]

i went as far as to sucking his dick. it smelled like meatloaf. i really wonder what it would be like to have a meatloaf smelling vagina...

[mrdown152]

Hi Faded what do u think about rebecca B new song ?

[xbox3s4]

faded you think your being trolled on that lmao most questions your being trolled on your just too dumb to know it

[7abiby7]

@xbox3s4 news flash idiot. he obviously knows their fake because their too tragic to be real, he just does them anyway, like he said. he randomly picks the questions.

[MshariAlBarazy]

Hahahahaha I laughed so hard at golddustrapedmydad!! Hialrious! xD

[xbox3s4]

wheres my question bitch 

[Easytoremembermember]

A++ answers.

[trance500]

FADED!! <333 keep them coming! fucking love your ass

[melojordans23]

I know the questions are fake, but I keep coming back for the lulz

[applejuice95]

A lot of these questions are trolls, but the one about getting taller wasn't.

[opinionmaker464]

fadded when arent you pissed off? lol

[TheJothesh2]

Faded be honest, you purposely put goldustrapedmydad in for the lulz.

[xxJoseLovesETFxx]

Faded I can proudly say that you turned me into the ass hole I am today.

Thank you.

[Criticismguy2009]

yeah that golddustrape my dads questions are so hella fake lolz ilve seen those kinds of questions for 3 years these stupid ass teenagers always google and yahoo to lookup those fake ass questions lmao that golddustdudes a comedian joker later bros

[b09h]

@Criticismguy2009 noob ass faggot

[pinkfloydfan417]

I like how Faded doesn't think he's being trolled when he gets shit-eating questions, but a question about "can I make myself taller?" makes him think he might be being trolled.

[pushin08]

There should be a mr.Advice highlights golddustrapedmydad edition

[hershey1336]

faded your a boss after tellin that one chick you were leavin then she came back after you ahahaa

[yourmomsucksbitch]

Thanks for the advice and I won that shit fight too.

[reggaetonrapper]

@yourmomsucksbitch LOL you left me replaying your question over 10 times laughing so so hard xD this is a great edition of mr advice

[judenihal]

@yourmomsucksbitch Hey I wouldn't break up with her, I would just tell her NOT to eat shit and just tell her it was a figure of speech, NOT literal.

[yourmomsucksbitch]

@judenihal I told her that but she said it gives her protein because she is trying to lose weight. She is as fat as a walrus.

[judenihal]

@yourmomsucksbitch How can she manage to eat shit though? Doesn't it taste really nasty? She could have taken some medication or something, rather than eat shit. Also, (forgive me im not educated enough about the body) I thought protein helps you grow not lose weight.

[EPizits]

I couldn't stop laughing when you were giving advice on how to get a pickle out of someones ass. that shit was too funny

[R00TZSP]

I knew that wasn't golddustrapedmydad. It wasn't funny enough.

[mmtna]

I think when people say no homo it is the gayest shit ever.

[urbanpeople42]

@mmtna how is it the gayest thing ever you make no sense

[klowdz1]

hey faded?

magnets, how do they work?!

[ilikegow3]

why does he insist that these stories are real



[Mike626x]

Solidjoker has a small penis lol

[vumanchu]

Lol, at the brother and sister love, sounds like a hentai or anime

[DrGnockerz]

@vumanchu Sounds like the good ol' South ahyuck hyuck hyuck hyuck.

[TheRulezzzzzz]

I am tired of this stupid bitches who don't want to fuck til marriage or til 21 or whatever. I want a bitch whom I can be friend with benefits with with no bullshit! I am tired of this crap!!! tHIS MENTALITY PISSES ME OFF

[XenoChrist1]

I came when I saw this in my subscription box

[FadedHolySoldier]

@OmarE408 5, 8

[xbox3s4]

@FadedHolySoldier short bastard

[ILUVJEZUZ94]

@FadedHolySoldier 5'8, your long head makes you look like your at least 6'3. You know tall people have those long heads.

[T0NLUVZHER]

@FadedHolySoldier How do we send you the mr advice questions dude?

[7abiby7]

@T0NLUVZHER you send him your questions through inbox.

[T0NLUVZHER]

@7abiby7 Oh ok thanks.

[7abiby7]

@T0NLUVZHER no worries

[T0NLUVZHER]

@7abiby7 I'm so bored right now.., how has your summer been going?

[7abiby7]

@T0NLUVZHER its winter over here in australia lol, where abouts do you live?

[AyzeeAttik]

@FadedHolySoldier I'm 5:8 too, haha.

[SmOk3NDr0]

holy shit

[AlmondEyes661]

Lmao

[ooPETERo]

its funny that in this video, faded calls guys bitches and girls dickheads. lol!

[solodolo1994]

lol at YourMomSucksBitch's question

[mexiconotusa]

Hm u should answer then I'n order received. Just saying.

[gamersed94]

8 inch HAHA 9 inch over her XD... jk

[FunnyButSadVideos]

i think u get taller by playing basketball, stretching and shit

[FunnyButSadVideos]

i think u get taller by playing basket, stretching and shit

[k5lta]

after you get that 2nd dick, you have been introduced to the game. lol

[cubsfan01991]

Hey, its Johnny fuckin' 2 time!

[xXRogueFloppersXx]

lulz teh tags. "mexican girls suck me good"

[AJDaEnvoy]

'I'm chillin, Faded style'

[DrGnockerz]

@Shinsenkiera (however you spell your name), how old are you? If you're still a teenager then chances are you could be 5'10 someday, just eat thing that are good for you like fruits, vegetables and dairy.

[shinsenkira]

@DrGnockerz I am 20 years old.



[DrGnockerz]

@shinsenkira Then I'm afraid your chances of growing taller are slim.

[DrGnockerz]

@Yourmomsucksbitch, you should definitely break up with that shit eating nasty ass bitch, if she's eating bowls of shit then she's probably cheating on you with GoldustRapedMyDad.

[judenihal]

@DrGnockerz Well he shouldn't have said 'eat some shit'. if she is going to be literal, @Yourmomsucksbitch should have explained the situation and she shouldn't LITERALLY eat shit.

[ColdPrototypez]

A shit fight? LMFAO!? oh god.

[KaIanari]

i think he picks golddustrapedmydad questions every time lol cause he knows there fake and funny

[DrGnockerz]

@KaIanari GoldustRapedMyDad is a real person with real fucking problems lol

[YoungYen23]

at 8:25 "i hope your doing gay i mean ok"

[BlackBandanaXII]

Honestly; I love the nasty questions but seriously it gets annoying when the vid is full of them -__-

[BrandonTheRemix]

FadedHolySausage. 

[LouieV6]

These love questions are annoying as hell

[123abcbaby]

lmao faded the real questions you think are fake! but the fake ones like shit. you read em & believe em lmaooo!

[HitomiLove]

YES, I've been waiting for Mr.Advice since the last episode! Thanks man!

[LouieV6]

GoldDustRapedMyDad = Mr. Advice

[HellShiner]

lol faded calls the most normal question a troll and thinks the questions containing shit is real

[Brownprider702]

All your advise about these females man, always great and true stuff bro.

[ATBparkour]

my life gets better when i see golddustrapedmydad in the description

[Nihongoking123]

Would you like your Faded Holy Sausage medium or rare?

[LISANJOHN710]

you rock dude

[RoyWriter]

I just want you all to know that I am very happy I have not watched this video yet and I already know that I will be so happy and amused once I finish watching it an I also want you to be aware that this is a run-on sentence that must be stopped with a period.

[AspergerTeenShorts]

Emo girls are fucking cunts. They'll treat you like piece of shit and still expect sympathy from you. selfish bitches!

[blade1417z]

lol the shit one isnt real! lmfao

[internetloverxx]

Lawlz lawlz holy fucking lawlz xD

You get the most fucked up questions ever lol

Love ya!

[yung21king]

@internetloverxx tits or gtfo

[internetloverxx]

@yung21king huh?

[VarietyGuy88]

A majority of emo girls are assholes? Thats not true at all...Try being nicer and these questions seem fake or fixed not hating just saying

[psychedelicsoul]

How is asking a question about height even considered trolling??? And why in most of your "advice" videos u just answer shit questions. Seem made up.

[MrDubWorld]

1 person ate a bowl of shit.

[Toby99able]

Awesome Video. I just stopping by to ask you something. Can you do a Mortal Kombat The new video game review after just came out for review after you do a other video game review game Batman Arkham ayslum review. I loved your movie review of Kick Ass that was so hardcore.

[gamersed94]

dude you should do a rant about charles hamilton ;D

[LCWvids]

why u answer these questions?there mad fake

[turtleshelz]

I cant tell if he really believes that these questions are real. Does he??

[traviesoES]

goldust your a legend

[IdRatherbeDeaddd]

faded, how come your knob is grown an iinch since your last mr advice ? or the one before tht.

i hope my knob still grows until im 24 :D or however old you are.

[kvj1989]

But if you walk out and they actuely kill themselves then you could get in alot of trouble with the police.

My advice, just never date emo's

[iSterlynnn]

lmao at golddustrapedmydads question !! haha i was dieinq yo .

[billa107]

Golddustrapedmydad strikes again....

[edgarnerfb]

I <3 Golddustrapedmydad

[TouYaj90]

I find it hard to believe that you randomly choose questions. Why? Because you obviously chose to answer Golddustrapemydad's question. Not hating but just pointing things out. If you had as much questions as you say you're receiving, gdrmd's question would be impossible to come up every time you do a video.

[Violentrl]

@TouYaj90

I agree, I sent a Mr advice question twice while back in a single month. While I didnt get my question answered, he obviously did.

[TouYaj90]

@Violentrl There has to be at least 5 questions he chooses to answer and maybe goldust rape my dad is obviously a fake account. Some questions are too fake to be real. The ones about eating shit and whatnot. Oh well.

[JonDallas22]

I WANT A GOLDDUSTRAPEDMYDAD SHIRT

[jtgtjtgt]

GUYS lets make faded holy soldier watch 2 girls 1 cup . Thumb me up lets tell him in messages or something

[GoldustRapedMyDad]

I never wrote that question. Seems like there's a fake. Plus my question had to do with me and my girl.

[FadedHolySoldier]

@GoldustRapedMyDad goldustrapedmydad0

[RoyWriter]

@FadedHolySoldier EL OH FUCKING EL!!! Hahahahahaha.

[k5lta]

@GoldustRapedMyDad You are the Man.

[thespencter]

@GoldustRapedMyDad i love u

[FadedHolySoldier]

@GoldustRapedMyDad well buddy.. i got a question from golddustrapedmydad0 with a zero at the end of the name.. i thought it was you.. ill answer ur question this week..

[MrDawggy313]

@FadedHolySoldier basketball makes u taller... i think

[ShaunEboi523RatedR]

If a bully is picking on you, fight back Fuck what the schools say

[PrivateSnowballTFC]

For growing taller, you could try eating cauliflower. Not that you're guaranteed to grow taller, but it's a start.