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  • unfortunately, singlish is killing this beautiful country. I think students and educated singaporean should start speaking proper english. The lady is this video probably had no choice, never given a chance to learn proper speaking. The way we speak do represent our country when we are in overseas. it is part of our appearance. i love my country but really think that we could do better.

  • @viola128

    yes. u r right. i dont see this kind of comment too often. most of us are so proud of singlish. I love my country as well but we should really learn to speak proper english.

  • @AuraSlicer

    We should start teaching school children even teachers to use proper English. The younger generation could help us to change our way of English speaking.

  • @viola128 But do you think we should stop what we are known for just cause people perceive it as "lousy english"? We can speak proper english if we want to, it's just that most of us speak singlish and we understand each other. Alot of americans have their own slang. Like the texan slang for example. Singlish is perceived as bad because singapore has no original language. Our main language is english,so people will look at our english first. But i say singlish is our talent and am proud if it.

  • @Gillman10able I agree.  I left SG many years ago and to be honest, when i hear singlish, i actually feel "nostalgic"! miss home....Anyway, i think people like you could switch to good english but not everyone can. Some singaporean actually learn singlish by listening to others. We are actually "promoting" singlish in a way because is fun. I believe i still have some in me and i don't mind the accent, like you said, every country has its own. It's more like proper english!

  • @Gillman10able Most singaporean can't really "switch" from singlish to proper english. I heard singlish in very formal occasion often. Viola is right that we are actually promoting singlish because it's fun and everyone uses it. It's not about the accent, we need to speak proper english. I am proud to be singaporean and i love this beautiful country but I just can't say that i am proud of singlish.....

  • lolololol this is hilarious xD

  • i really hate those who hate singlish

    that is their culture, how can u guys juge n criticize?

  • For all those who are out there and think this video is about Singlish/Manglish: It is full of SEXUAL CONNOTATIONS! Prodigic, you should take a bucket of water and pour it over yourself: you stink and you are dirty! The auntie has no clue what you are USING her for! As you know, we have a saying in our part of the world: Kurang ajar, man!

  • LOL

  • i like singlish, they r unique, i also singaporean :)

  • bad mannered sinpigs

  • Medium cock also got, big cock also got. also can can can uh...3 cock for.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA­A

  • copy this video

  • Accept it, Singlish is what the Singaporean ended up as a reward for helping build the nation . Bad deal!

  • that's our talent

  • Singlish is FUN! But young teenagers like us still speaks proper english. Especially in school.^^

  • people..just accept that singlish sounds weird and stupid. learn ENGLISH. please.

  • The lower educated singapore chinese are rude because their ancestors who raise up them up are rude and those people are direct migrants from different parts of china years ago. So in another words, part of the chinese from china are rude and they bring the culture here and it spreads. So who to blame? Your so called chinese friends have to come to term that it is also their countrymen who propagates this behaviour and it DOES NOT originate in this island which is a malay village to start with

  • seoul1mate, singaporean chinese are decendents of chinese from Hokkien province, teochew province and some other southern province of china. In another words, we are what we are because of the way we are brought up by our ancestors. So insulting singaporean chinese is as good as insulting the china chinese anyway. So what proud does it make of the china chinese who may thinks they are the superior ethnic groups? I thought China respect unity as a whole. Why must separate chinese in this aspect?

  • the singaporean chinese are often referred to as Manzi in chinese or South barbarian in english by mainlanders especially those northern Chinese due to their bad manners,stubborness,ignorance,­which literally translated as south darfs, dirty jungle barbarians,uncivilized ugly fucks in english

  • singaporeans are mostly very bad mannered,especially those ''chinese'' with hokkien and canton ancestral origins.The youths split around carelessly,coughing without covering their mouths,while the bus drivers are anti foreigners,when encounter with foreiners for example a chinese from the north they deliberaly use south dialects,a Korean from South Korean they use mandarin to confuse,when asking questions,they almost do not answer at all,most lower educated singaporeans are very rude

  • @Seoul1mate Among my Chinese friends , 8 out of 10 of them despise the singporean chinese due to their ugliness,ignorance,rudness and so on.They often told me that singapore chinese do not know a thing about China yet they kept insulting China as a whole with their ignorance,so they do not consider singapore chinese as chinese,but the chinese from singapore still shamlessly calling themselves as chinese to disgrace the chinese race,what a shame

  • @Seoul1mate

    Bad mannered? You're wrong.

  • @alwaysloveshinee tell me why am I wrong??

  • @Seoul1mate

    singaporeans aren't bad-mannered.

  • @alwaysloveshinee now you are showing off your bad manners already,learn to accept critisism and stop self praising!

  • @Seoul1mate

    i guess you don't know the meaning of bad-mannered. I'm just telling you that singaporeans aren't bad-mannered and here you are showing me this type of attidue. I guess you are the one that needs to learn to be well-mannered.

  • We , Singporeans speak singlish , and we are proud of it .

    We don't need those people to blah blah here and blah blah there about our singlish

    So what ever negative comments about our singlish , it just goes in from one ear , and comes out from another ear . =D

  • @SingaporeHalo3Player

    Yeah.. LOL.. Singlish is SG identity Eeng leash veh sion lah.

    a see this guy ah.. fj1764 his brain process si bei slow ah..

    fucking stupid.. see his comments so ya ya of his aussie pussy face

  • @SingaporeHalo3Player blah blah blah

  • @chesterngiamzhenghao LOL Random dude ........

  • i cook my own food. something most sg man can never do. Oh thats cos you have maids/slaves that do it for you.

  • @fj1764

    Wrong.. we have lots of food stores outside.. idiot.

  • @fj1764

    Aussie food is also typical junk like American

    Asian food is healthy.. and full of flavour and full of nutrients

    vegetables and nice cuts of meat.

    I can cook Chinese, Korean, and Japanese food

    Im an Singaporean Air Force reservist

    and we have food business here that serves Chinese and Malay cuisine

    FAIL!

  • @fj1764

    Maids and Slaves? No no.. we only make them clean our apartment

    because they need job.. because if they don't do they will starve in their countries

    like Philippines.. so we hire them.. they don't cook our food!

    We even allow them to take day off on Saturdays and go shopping

    still call them slaves?

    YOURE COMPLETE IDIOT AND RETARDED.. don't ever talk to me

    You better kill yourself before NASA do so

    in reasons of making the earth horrible place to live because of retardation

  • @fj1764

    Here in Singapore.. If you do not fucking know.. people have time for everything

    for work.. for fun and for food.. there is no air time in Singapore.. we are all busy

    working.. having fun.. eating food.. shopping and doing many things

    because we aint fat obese bastards like you are who probably

    sits behind your lazy ass chair eating lots of carbs and you weigh 200 pounds

  • @111i1011 you have no time cos ur working for the man. thats all there is to do in singapore, work eat and shop which = BORING BORING BORING

  • @fj1764

    Wow you must be retarded!. We also do alot more..

  • @fj1764

    Oh yeah.. Youre retarded..

    All you probably do is fuck dirty HIV infested girls there in AUSSIE PUSSIE LAND

  • @111i1011 this coming from an asian where your women jump on me and choose me over you anyday cos u sg guys are hopeless. Go call you maid/slave now and cry on her shoulder

  • @fj1764

    Yeah but youre still a retard.. and thats okay

  • What exactly has Xarieus said that pissed you guys so much? I want to read his comments but it was all deleted. But I'm pretty sure his comments were irritating. XD

  • It's just a way of communication to Singapore. I can bet, Singapore's written English is MUCH MUCH better than the states.

  • @iamsyakir

    yes.:)

  • lol my friend downloaded this onto her HP but listening it on utube sound alot funnier dont know y

  • singa fuckin pore sux.

  • @MsLompang Not everyone in singapore speaks like that.. AND ITS singapore not SINGA FUCKIN PORE.... You know what sucks? YOU.

  • @MsLompang u know wat makes singapore unique

    our singlish

    the singlish that the auntie speak is improper SINGLISH

    proper singlish totally pwns

  • @MsLompang Can't you spell proper english -.-

  • Singaporeans FTW <3 <3 <3

    

  • Singlish~ heh. xD

  • Singapore's national language is Malay. English is the administrative language.

  • Singapore has 4 official languages and English is the first language. National language should be Malay according to history (Singapore national anthem is in Malay) Localised languages are nothing new everywhere, Singlish is just one of them - no big deal.

  • FLIED LICE... Cheeken Kali...

    Flute juice... XD

    Three cock for price of one.... XD

    For Medium Cock... 30 cents more

    I give you BIG Cock... XD XD...

  • Singapore rocks!!!!

    National language: Malay

    First language: English

    Mother tongue (depending on your father): Chinese(Mandarin) / Malay / Tamil

    Yay Singlish rocks!! Love it:)

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  • @Xarieus LOL Finland motherfucker hope your whole family die no good piece of Finnish fuck fucking Finnish son of the no good bitch.Asshole motherfucking Finnish piece of no good shit deserve to die hope you get hit by a truck one day and dont die suffer stupid finnish motherfucker

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  • @Xarieus lol u finnish motherfucker things im asian hahaha stupid fuck is really a stupid fuck

  • @Xarieus im sure u haven been in singapore 1 dollar per hour haha stupid finnish fucker who lives in a big shithole house 34 hour shift lol your mom works at that rate wtf is 34 huh?why do stupid fucks like u exists did your mom regret giving birth to such a stupid motherfucker,ive been there b4 they earn around 1500-10000 dollars and works around 8-10hour do some fucking google b4 u learn to talk shit.

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  • @Xarieus eyes cant be grown stupid finnish fuck

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  • @Xarieus wow, you are pure hateful.

  • @Xarieus wow. ur superior race has 10 extra hours from god. nice one. try learning how to count fool.

  • @Xarieus Get lost you stupid finnish caucasian. You shall not insult MY country.

    34 hours? Which planet do you live on? Stupid uneducated idiot.

  • @Xarieus

    Singapore has better standard of living

    and Education than your Country.. and is richer.

  • @111i1011 and is a much much more boring city too. Not to mention the chinese oh yuk!

  • @fj1764

    its boring probably coz you lack money.. in Singapore

    no money no smile.. sorry but thats how it is there.

    and no money = stupid

  • @fj1764

    Chinese people in Singapore are different from Melamin manufacturing

    bastards in Mainland.. you probably haven't been here.

    and besides.. if you didn't enjoy in Singapore.. it only means

    you don't have enough money to afford fun here.

  • @111i1011 thats right you have to buy fun in singapore, how typical Singaporean - HOW BORING!

  • @fj1764

    Thats BORING!??.. Nah.. you're just poor

  • @fj1764

    Its actually thrilling to earn MONEY.. before having FUN.

    you find that BORING?. you must be LAZY.

  • @111i1011 ahahahaha thats just so typical chinese thinking

  • @fj1764

    You don't deserve to live if your LAZY.

    typical Chinese Thinking?? NORMAL HUMAN BEINGS.. must think that way

    Lazy = no money

    no money = poor.

  • @fj1764

    You are surely LAZY.

  • @fj1764

    No wonder Australia is so laid back country.. you guys are damn Lazy

    besides.. I've been to Brisbane and its 100% Boring.. go fuck yourself

    Sydney also has small to offer.. so boring.. even your theme parks

    so boring not good rides.. ppffft. Aussies typical Aussie Lazy

  • @111i1011 thats right we are lazy and rich too. You keep slaving away in your office from 9am to 10pm working for your asshole chinese boss 6 days a week. In singapore you have no life. just work

  • @fj1764

    Work is our life on Weekdays.. We earn minimum of $5000 in a month

    you suck if you earn below that.. on Weekends we party hard..

    So much for your ignorance.. You haven't been here.

    Life in Singapore is much lighter than Hong Kong and Tokyo

    in Hong Kong and Tokyo people have no time for leisure

    here we have time for that and we have the time to smile at break time

    and chill.

    you sir are damn ignorant.. lazy and rich?

    We have higher GDP/capita than your country.. suck that.

  • @fj1764

    And Mr. whoever you are.. Talking of lazy and rich..

    Australian GDP/capita is $3000 behind Singapore.. suck that.

    And we have more fun here.. just fucking watch this video

    and see how fucking fun a cock can be a coke.. unless youre so square

    and don't have humour

  • @fj1764

    Singapore has better standard of living than Australia.

    We have better health care. We have better standard of living..

    We are just a tiny country.. and just look at how ignorant you are

    thinking that we are same with China men from PRC..

    Typical white.. dumb as fuck.. no wonder NASA workers

    and scientist who are successful have Asian blood.. and those who

    do the talking are just low paid dumbfucks who get popular on TV

  • @fj1764

    Don't compare us Singaporeans to those China men from PRC

    who work like forever and only earn $10.

    Singapore is among the top 10 most globalized countries in the world

    40% of our service sector workers are foreigners like Americans

    Austrialians, French. German.. yes even EU work here in Singapore

    we even pay higher sometimes than EU countries.. suck that in your ass

    $50,000 in a year is our per capita

    much higher than yours

  • @fj1764

    We pay our professionals with minimum of $6000 in a month

    Our Police earns a lot better than average US Police that earn at $4000 in a month

    and much more with Australian police that earns the same as US Police

    Speaking of rich?? oh common! Average in my country is richer than yours

    Our minimum pay here is 17% higher than yours and USA.. suck that in youre

    ass.. and besides.. youre lazy.. the only thing that fuels your economy

    is your hard working kangaroos.

  • @fj1764

    And you guys are so obese you look like retarded moronic freaks.

    you probably weigh 200 pounds eating too much Big Mac and can barely

    run 10 metres due to your laziness and obesity.. yeah right.. quite nice life you got

  • @fj1764 hahahaha shut up you little aussie motherfucker, dont bring shame on your countrymen with your senseless rants. ROFL

  • it's staged...

  • I LOVE SINGLISH!! Dont give a fuck care about your grammar and the way u pronounce it.. haha.. big coke(cock) also got, haha.. what? wanna fight aa? come outside la.. hahaha...

  • chicken gale!

  • hahahahhaaha! typical singapore auntie

  • What drink is "buttock"?

  • @88fredmcfred its bundung

  • bandung - oh - unblur. Thx.

  • auntie : we also hav soft drink like C**K

    vernon:LMFAO!!! wats the drink again?

    auntie: ur, C**K!! medium cock also got, big cock also got.

    vernon :LOL!!!!!

  • @cloneewars344 stupid quote from your mother?

  • @chesterngiamzhenghao correct, fag. a stupid quote from your mom!

  • @cloneewars344 dun reverse la asshole

  • @chesterngiamzhenghao why, "asshole"?

  • Lmao cock medium cock big cock three cock hahahahahahhahahahhahahahahaha lol.............

  • OMG LOL

  • o mi gosh that hollible/ horrible le

  • of cos la , cock very nice one lol

  • shit! disgusting! i had enough of that!

  • 30cent for big cock lol hahahhahahhaah

  • HAHAH I LOVE THE MUTTONS!

  • see when U guys made english as u'r first language how people are making fun of you .....you guys better use one of your original languages either chinese, malay or tamil whatever.....people should have thier own language and use the others as communication.

  • Singapore is a mutli-racial country.

    The government of Singapore doesnt wish to see a conflict over which languages should the national's language be. This is why Singapore's national language is English. ( Not first language )

  • the national language of Singapore Bahasa Melayu especially since the national anthem can only be sung in Malaysian. English is the "common language"

  • Malay (Language)  mate, not Malaysian (nationality)

  • the national language of Singapore is Chinese.... Malaysian is second region

  • The Singapore Constitution

    Official languages and national language

    153A. —(1) Malay, Mandarin, Tamil and English shall be the 4 official languages in Singapore.

    (2) The national language shall be the Malay language and shall be in the Roman script:

  • @ tsingtaowang.

    Singapore national language is Chinese? Lmao! It is Malay, my friend, just like lezlie2k2 provided with proof.

  • so Dumb

    national language is Malay buddy

    even I am, person who is not from Singapore n Malay, know that..learn bud before posting

  • nope. The national language of Singapore is Malay. Chinese is one of the other languages used in Singapore.

  • No its not. Its Malay.

  • @zenniz1992 more like multi-racist.

  • @zenniz1992 since when Singapore national language is English??? the national language for Singapore is MALAY. and the others are the official language. Please do your homework before commenting. Thanks.

  • @boykhan22

    You have nothing better to do then to reply a comment posted 10 months ago? I admit i made a mistaken in my comment and would delete the post if possible. Please stop wasting life replying an old comment. Thanks.

  • Wow, thats narrow minded thinking. We have English as our first language so that we can communicate with the rest of the world.

  • HAHAHAHA!!! very funny lor!!! but we still rock lah~ lol

  • HAHAHAHAHA.. SINGLISH is so fuckkiiinn crap

  • muttons to midnight rule! woot! singlish is da BEST sia!

  • Hey we singaporeans pwn you guy's asses. If you dont appreciate asian's stuffs, fucking throw every single shit in your house, because almost everything is made by US asians. Not because it's cheap, but it's because we have the brains and wits to even make them. Well i dont see what's so great about you chao jibai ang mors. As a matter of fact, ang mors come here and get pwned by asians. Too bad yeow.

  • exacly sia! ur so damn right sia!

  • @seokyin im agreeing wit you there xx

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  • @Xarieus ahahahah dunno why..but that was funny.

  • @Xarieus zzz singlish another form of english la

  • @Xarieus Singapore isn't china kid,i'm an expat living in singapore,normal singaporeans earn around 2000 dollars per month,we have spacious high rise apartments with great view,singlish isn't literally a language,its an informal language and its supposed to be funny,Ang Moh means red fur,as early Ang Mohs (british people) had red hair,we have 6 hour-12 hour shifts,whats 34 hour shifts?

  • OMG....so many er er er er oh oh oh ah ah

  • Stop being a coward Kayden, I find it amusing that you go to such lengths to avoid me.

    <3

  • AW GAWD you are such a narrow-minded person!!! not even a person, a thing rather.

  • this "smartass" Kaydenkoldy" kangaroo better get outta here soon cz its gettin on ppls nerves...especially mine. just shut your mouth and why don't you keep your own racist comments to yourself. btw, no, that wasn't question nor a suggestion. Just do it. And stop blabbing out just because you're..what unsatisfied with your life. what, you're stressed? so you're just throwing those insulting words down on the Asians. because you...'felt' like it?

    hahahaaa you fool.

  • cock very nice one aa!

    haha

  • Oh yeah? Well there's a high propensity that the computer or laptop you are typing these comments on was made in an Asian country. Throw out everything made in Asia that you have, and then we'll see.

  • Kaydenkoldy, its fucking BOGANS like you that make me ashamed to be an Australian, what are you, a fucking Nazi? but really though, i hope you go on with ur FUBAR racist shite, one of these days, when u open that cesspool you call a mouth one time too many and u find urself being beaten to within an inch of ur pathetic life, lets see how tough u are then, its shitheads like u that make me wish we had the good old death penalty back in australia..

  • so sorry, de account is made by my bro....u see, i shared tis account wif him....btw, we both indeed is eurasian....i find your comment really disrespectful. though we r mixed, bt we are stil human....pls dn insult ppl juz lyk tat. thks.

  • my comment maybe naive n stupid(well, i'm oni 10)....don blame me....

  • u r de most damn racist freak i've seen. i've aso seen 3 other damn racist chinese, saying caucasian look lyk a freaKing doll, pale white skin n disgusting. i 've aso seen de caucasian kept saying chinese skin yellowish n disgusting n etc etc.....................how weird is humans..... btw, nt siding any races, tis comment is made by an eurasian

  • seriously, WHY CAUCASIAN KEPT SCOLDING OTHER RACES, WHILE OTHER RACES KEPT SCOLDING CAUCASIAN OR OTHER RACES. i'm sick of hearin ppl kept sayin "u see u see, those angmoh(caucasian) so stupid n skin so red...: etc etc.... btw, tis comment isn siding whoever, tis comment is made by an eurasian

  • Stop being laughing on those who weak on language as you will punish by god one day being doing this...

  • c'mon, give those who are not well-educated a break k ? you should be feeling lucky because you have the opportunity to be educated.

  • Logic? Yes, a good place to start. And also assumptions. If it's an empirical fact whether or not Asians are inferior (to aussie outbackers, to the rest of the human race etc) then we need to be clear who Asians are, who "they" are being compared to, and how that comparison is being made.

    First, "race" is not a scientific concept. So, "Asian" means an inhabitant who lives in Asia. They may or may not share culture or language. Is that what you mean by "Asian"?

  • I certainly believe in freedom of speech - so anybody can spout any garbage. They need to defend what they say, though - logically.

    Your use of "crappy" applied to a language is metaphorically extended from its original idea. A language is not concrete like human feces. I guess you mean you think Asian languages are inferior to English But there are hundreds of Asian languages, many unrelated. Exactly what structure is inferior? Define your criteria for deciding if sth is inferior.

  • Interesting logic from the outback! How could speaking a language that you have zero knowledge of "degrade" you?

    How can you judge whether or not a language is "crappy" (care to offer a definition of "crappy"?) Care to elaborate on how exactly a language could be "crappy" - especially one you know nothing about LOL!)?

    What do you do in your spare time, son? Hunt crocodiles? LOL!

  • Of course, you don't. And you couldn't learn the elegant language of Confucius even if you tried.

    No worries. You beer swillin', kangaroo humpin' bozos from the Ozzie outback can certainly get by speaking 'Strine! LOL

  • Ever wondered how to say "no worries, mate" in "Asian"? Here it is:

    食屎

  • Maybe true for the Aussies - dunno if it's true for the other "Asians" lol!

  • 係呀。 但係廣東話好聽。

    你要唔要學。

  • one kind england ah!!!

  • what so funny about this? this dj's are so unprofessional. making fun of a poor lady just trying to make a living.

  • hey man , this is juz a joke ... wads so seious ?

  • This auntie probably has a lower education and she is trying her best to take the orders.There is nothing funny about this.

  • She seems to be communicating fine and her language serves her purpose just fine.

  • wow! only 30cents more for a big cock?LOL

  • lol i didnt know we can buy cork in singapore haha! especially with different sizes!

  • bedek kacang la.

  • i guess they speak "singlish" because they mix in some cantonese too. not their fault i mean come on, they don't just speak english in their country, it's a small place mix with different people but i do agree they should work hard on their accent because it's hard for a foreigner to understand completely.

  • not cantonese, singlish is a mix of mandarin, english, and malay

  • I expect you'll find more influence from Hokkien than Mandarin. Mandarin is more of a lingua franca than a native language in Singapore. Why not Cantonese? There are lots of Cantonese speakers in Singapore. The final particles in Singlish (la etc) are all from Cantonese.