Re: Normal people hate you too

[998987987698765]

It's normal to hate?? Wow ...are you screwed up.

[Azurhan]

You know, your most likely very right here. Mr Fetch will manage to fail so hard that he goes back around to win... If he manages the sort of fame that you are talking about here. It will be a truly lulzy day for the internets.

[WinrarIsMe]

He is a troll who was fun to fuck with. But most of us have gotten bored of him already.

[gyrobotZ]

Yeah I agree with you, Fetch will take anytype of attention good or bad, he is getting attention just for the sake of it.

[Jcool663]

You're accent is awesome...u

Thank you bald beard man

[Willianatior]

Don't worry Uncle Phil they know Paul is an attention whore but they don't care they just want him to feel like the shit he is.

[austrotexaner]

Willanoator - I don't mind the uncle Phil label, but where is his dough??

[oyouarehereo]

No, lol, he's not smart. He has thousands of views and 1 star because Anon wants it that way. Period.

[austrotexaner]

oyouarehero - anonymious displaying its power? Cool!!

[oyouarehereo]

For starters, austrotexaner, learn to spell properly. Secondly, whose job is it to discern what's powerful?  If having the ability to do something and then doing it is power, to you, then sure.

[austrotexaner]

oyouarehereo - I wonder how well you would be doing speaking my native language?

[austrotexaner]

oyouarehereo - but does Anon perhaps want it that way, because Fetch wants Anon to want it that way?

[oyouarehereo]

You're losing yourself in translation, and you're sidelining your initial argument. You fail.

[TheeLizard]

Is it not smart, he betrayed me and that was his first mistake!!

[TheeLizard]

Yeh, he is pretty smart!

[fwdyd]

well said

Bald Beard Man

[ChrisTheTruthTeller]

The showing of facial hair is obviously proof that we bearded men have a higher amount of bloodflow to our heads.

Hence, a larger amount of bloodflow to our brains.

Paul Fetch looks relatively hairless, so I suspect that he is both retarded and possibly impotent due to lack of hair in that area as well...

Okay, not really, but I like to believe it. :-)

[dalonelybaptist]

he is so right, anyone who has fallen for him is an idiot.

[Jimhadar]

It's actually an extension of their brain, bless these mighty wise men!

[FBIxWARNINGx]

Im growin one man

[Saintcheeese]

TLDW? Fetch is an attention whore. Your voice is awesome!

[gaz4088]

I think you are right. Fetch needs to be ignored. He's the type of camera whore who is either very clever or loves his deluded sense of self importance. He revels in the controversy and hate he creates, and that is only really a distraction to the true cause of Anonymous.

[multani82]

oh I agree he is doing this only for attention. He is what we all call an "internet troll". Sadly, it's working for him cause he's now gotten all the attention he wants.

[Expectus101]

I personnally do not think he's playing :(

[abdfgor]

are you arnold schwarzeneggar's dad? :D

[austrotexaner]

He's my cousin

[party2903]

mrfetch is disgusting and he doesn´t know what he is doing. Believe me. I have been stalked by him. He must have some mental diseasy. Everyone hates him and the reason why so many ppl watch him is because they want to find out if he is a member of Scientology.

[manan0nim0us4]

=)

WBM #2

[austrotexaner]

WBM #2? Oh no!!

[manan0nim0us4]

yeh, unfortunatley Wise Beard Man slot 1 is already taken.

But as with many things, all wise beard men are rated equal.

[Relyt22]

There was a rumor that Paul might have been trying to spark up enough controversy so that his videos would be featured on the Jimmy Kimmel show. I guess there's some kind of contest or whatever where you could win money if you record popular videos. And by "popular", many views.

[austrotexaner]

Relyt22 - he succeeded with getting many views...smart guy.

[AnonSamurai]

Can you adopt ME?

[austrotexaner]

Sure - I always wanted a 30 year old Samurai kid!

[AnonSamurai]

I am packing right now.

[austrotexaner]

Great! Just don"t forget your sword, cause I might need you to kick some ass for me.

[AnonSamurai]

I'll bring an extra one for you to play with while I kick some ass. Deal?

[austrotexaner]

No need to bring me a sword, just don't forget to bring your sisters along!

[FTFOCA]

You're a bit of a genius sir, haha. You have comment-replying style!

[austrotexaner]

FTFOCA - just a "bit" of a genius? Darn!

[shmulik923]

Wise Bald Beard Man.

His words are wise.

His head is bald.

His face is beard.

[austrotexaner]

better beard then weird.

[BroodjeBelg]

I like your beard, it's like your head is upside down, yes sir

[austrotexaner]

BroodjeBelg - ha ha! But you are partly right: I have the beard to lessen the "bald" impact....is it working?

[BroodjeBelg]

Yes it is, you unbelievably charismatic yeti

[hatvbmirs]

LOL!

[Shortbusmafia]

Your my idol XD

[austrotexaner]

Lol!

[RedsGoTogether01]

You're a beast, love your accent too.

[austrotexaner]

Reds - careful, or I just might adopt you!

[ichbineintoober]

I give you 1 yellow star, australopithecus.

So what brought you to Texas?

[austrotexaner]

I will wear the star with pride! As for your question: Fate.

[jeffaz1971]

Old Man...You should Retire.

[austrotexaner]

I AM retired!

[T3hNuggies]

We are aware of his troll status.

you are absolutely correct.

[STKMartyr]

You basically just said that he is like star wars kid, who made an ass of himself on camera and sued because others put the video on youtube. Trust me, he is not famous. Broncosfan 1990 kinda reminds me of the star wars kid. The whole thing is just sad to watch.

[austrotexaner]

STKMartyr - given the comment you left on my other video, I am really surprised that you are capable of leaving a civilized comment. Well, I guess there might be a spot for you at West Point after all.

[DamonRUK]

I agree with your opinion.

[rspawn]

Fetch a celebrity on youtube?

"The only person who has probably very soon 100's of thousands of views"?

I think youtube is bigger than you think.

Check out youtube's Channels Most Viewed list

Most Viewed Channel of All Time has over one Billion views.

[modernknighterrant]

He paused in the middle of that sentence for emphasis. The full sentence was "The only person who has probably very soon hundreds of thousands of views, with one star ratings."

He's saying that Fetch is going for the "So bad it's good Troll angle" as a sort of self-branding marketing ploy.

[austrotexaner]

modernknighterrant - I have to offer you a job, dude - you just hit the nail on its head!

[LUNAPOLICE]

you are a fucking faggot sending personal videos to minors. this is worrying. please, get off the internet. thanks

[austrotexaner]

Luna - I think you are beyond nuts. Any video I make is posted publicly. Perhaps you should rename yourself "Looneypolice", because only a seriously sick mind would post such a comment. Go and get some help!

[ShinKariya]

Euhm...did you actually watch the video? There is nothing explicit or really personal about it. It sounds like this is a touchy subject for you personal or you say this on purpose for one reason or another. I'm not to judge which that be.

[rofldiamond]

Yeah we know he's trying to do this.

He is what we call a "troll". He says stuff just top get attention. It's not like we care though, it's fun to do what we do.

[israel4506]

i also like the way you think :)

[FreePlay]

I like the way you think.

[Lucedaddy]

Hmmm....very interesting. You may be right but he's still a tool, I can't help that. well said

[sourcefrog]

I think you're right.

[DeimosSaturn]

Howard Stern did the exact same thing. People listened to his show because they LOVE to HATE him. Now look at him. The most recognizable name in the broadcasting business.

Paul Fetch is a troll, and every thread on ebaumsworld that rallys anons to attack him are started by him. Wake up anons...stop feeding the trolls on youtube.

[austrotexaner]

Deimos - "feeding the trolls on youtube" - he he!

[0pteryx]

Awesome accent.

[tweekernessism]

yup.

he is a troll.

trolling for arguments.

you figured it out.

[MchWalte89]

Well you get 5 stars. :) He's a GayDiamond all over again..

[austrotexaner]

5 stars? Damn you are generous! Make sure you let me know when you are in south Texas so I can reciprocate by buying you a beer!

[austrotexaner]

Mch....I just checked your channel and think you are not at drinking age yet, so the beer-invitation will have to wait!

[MchWalte89]

Haha. No one has to know. Hehe.

[trooperman4]

Good video.

[austrotexaner]

Hey Trooperman, enjoying your weekend?

[trooperman4]

Somewhat, kinda sick though. What about you?

[austrotexaner]

I always enjoy my weekends. Not that I am alwasy doing something, but I managed to learn to put anything troubling aside until Monday - so weekends are always relaxing!

[AssassinHasson]

ONG THEY STOl'd YOUR LUCKY CHARMS!

[austrotexaner]

AssasinHasson - who stole who's lucky charms?

[AssassinHasson]

It was a joke. Because you have an accent I was making an obvious reference to a normal persons inability to identify race through accents, using a stereotypical term with misspellings to identify the ignorance.

All in all it was fucking funny and the joke went over your head.

[austrotexaner]

AssasinHasson - that stuff flies over my head happens all the time. But hey, I was asking with a smiling face, and now at least I learned another saying. Have a great Sunday, and keep swinging by once in a while!

[AssassinHasson]

Sure, you're a pretty awesome dude.

[ts4rb0mb4]

Correct. He is called a Troll on the internet amigo.

+10 internets

[Anonpwns]

fetch was a nobody, is a nobody, and will continue to be a nobody. by the way. famous on youtube isnt famous.

[austrotexaner]

Anonpwns - time will tell. If he is indeed a loose canon, he will fizzle away. But if he plays his cards right, he might end up with extra bucks in his bank account.

[easeease]

1. I love your accent and am going to watch all of your videos now because of that single reason (selbst Wiener hier).

2. I think you're wrong. As far as I know he got decent ratings before he messed with the force that is Anonymous. Then we did, what we always do, if some youtube attentionwhore fucks with us: downrate his stupid crap and also subscribe to see his new faggotry.

3. I don't think he has any hidden agenda, he's quite a simple person. He's just what he is: A HUGE FAGGOT.

[austrotexaner]

easeease - As for # 1 - thank you. As for # 2 and # 3: You might be right. But in the process of watching his videos and downrating it, you helped make him a celebrity. Now, his celeb status might still be in its infancy, but his views seem to be rising. And that is what youtube is all about. Forget good publicity and remember Britney quip: "ANY" publicity is good publicity.

[DarksidePerson]

i agree

[forferdie]

i agree

[ImagelessKJC]

+5 Internets for you.

Agreed

[austrotexaner]

Thx ImagelessKJC

[INeverLose]

I agree