John Pinette - I'm Starvin'! 4

[Intimidator629]

Stop I didn't order this, they're just bringing out food, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE! LMAO!!!

[JeffblinkHardy]

6 people must be his neighbours xD

[sweetascookies16]

IM EATING POMFREITS AND WERE RIGHT DOWN THE STREET FROM THE MOTHERLAND?!?!?!

[GdoubleWB]

@sweetascookies16 1:42 lol'd my ass off!

[sweetascookies16]

YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYING, YOUR WATCHING CNN IN ENGLISH!!! WHERES BREAKFAST?!?!?!

[kayjo101]

What was he singing?

[WOW9521]

Poor Timmy!

[viarro22]

look at chu, ah? you sanavabeetch!

[thefoodlover100]

Me last names Cannuli an I love canoli's!!

[xXshinningstarXx]

YOU NO HOW U UN BUCLE UR PANTS A LIITLE BIT WHEN UR FULL......WELL MY WERE DOWN AROUND MY ANCLES!! AND THEY WERE CHASING ME OUT THE DOOR WITH CANOLIS WHHATS WRONG U DONT LIKE ITT!!!!

[xXshinningstarXx]

we r only a 40 min drive to italy from here o.O...........................­.YESS ,WHY DONT WE DO THAT......GET IN THE CAR....ILL KILL U LATER CUZ I NEED DIRECTIONS ...I DROVE IT IN 11 MINS I COULD OF RAN IT IN 45!!

[lorrekut]

@diggityshit Either iGoogle sucks or u said ''Sleep aphorisms''....

[itachikiller101]

5 people were sober while watchin this

[notoriousElsbrie]

@diggityshit its sono affamato js

[Burndshadws]

THEY KILLED TIMMY! I always eat when I'm depressed... lol

[jaydawga]

wee gona feed u, u gona asplode allova da wall!!!!

[cd31997]

whats the meatter you donta like it? hes dead!

[MattyAlejandro]

Once you have walked the walk......then John brings it all down to a science..gonna Montreal in April..chow

[cbaile]

I coulda RAN IT in forty five!

[Dishdog2]

2:02-2:10 best 8 seconds ever XD

[june7rose]

That's such a guy thing, not understanding how long it takes to deliver furniture. "But you don't have it anymore, so help me get it in the truck." Reminds me of every man I've ever known.

[tessakib]

if I walk around naked long enough, they'll chip in!

[SmuttyNLP]

Nice rack at 9:22

[rawr4774rawr7447]

@SmuttyNLP Your a turd.

[SmuttyNLP]

@rawr4774rawr7447 You're either a fat/ugly chick or gay...

[rawr4774rawr7447]

@SmuttyNLP Im sure you'd like to think that.(:

[SmuttyNLP]

He's DEAD!!!! Pass that over here!

[silentscope88]

He says it pretty well

Sono ha Famato

Morta da Fame

[thunderthighs724]

and thats when i heard the angels

[Finkzter]

2:03-2:10 LMAO ya gotta love it!

[Able195]

We are 45 minutes from italy.

I'll Kill you later...

XD

[DragonoftheEastblue3]

he sung eh cumpari so well. i listened to that song for so many years as a kid

[xvrhernandez349]

"say it to giuseppe, sa- SAY IT!!" LOL

[Chickmagnet347]

Hahaha this is hilarious!

[Aldaan3333]

the italy bit is my favorite from him. you son of a bitch hahaha XD

[AaronRATM]

You know what im saying!!!!

your watching CNN in English!!!

Tell me were breakfast is!!!!!!!

[godslitleprincess]

"we had a friend with us Timmy... he was too skinny" LOL :D

[doristates]

"Hes Dead!'

...."Pass that over here...I always eat when I'm sad"

XD

[libertyman0033]

Too much laughter fuel this guy....."what's the matter you know like it"..... Lmao

[superdupermelody]

hope is on the way don't worry i well send you some cookies

[JesseXHockey]

molto*

[JesseXHockey]

its not lotlo de fomato

, that means im very hungry

[hollabackgrrl85]

"you're not scaring ME!"

baaahahahahahaa

[jjh1897]

"were gonna feed you, you gonna esplode all over the wall!" Ha.

[cjm608]

thats an actual song. omg! he is soooo damn funny!

[gypsyjoes]

is the song he sings an actual song or somethin he made up off the top of his head? Catchy little tune. lol

[LightButDark575]

"Luigi, sono affamato"

"Hey, look at you, huh? He said sono affama....sono affama....Gisele, come in here. Say it to Gisele. Sa-say it!"

"Sono affamato."

"LOOK AT YOU, HUH? You son of a b***h!"

[MuTheta9]

"can we order?"

"no. first we're gonna bring out some food"

... and that's when i heard the angle's.

[holyswordsmanoffaith]

lol, its like that in greece...food never ends.

[AfroNinja091]

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'! You're watching CNN in English, WHERE'S BREAKFAST?

[wings808]

"I'll walk around naked long enough the neighbor will chip-in"

hahahahahaha

[Coppernail67]

A very good though sad point

"Why does everything i love go away?"

[Karzon08]

"But you dont have it,So help me get it in the truck"

[MovieTitan8675309]

Oh nay nay

[Ramrider247]

he's dead....pass that over here lol

[MizzouGuitarist]

Timmy Died But I Got Out of There!

[yssuts]

I'm eating pommes frites and we're down the street from the motherland?!

[CrossMyDNA]

Do you know where I can get some breakfast? Euh... je ne comprends pas, monsieur. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'! You're watching CNN in English, WHERE'S BREAKFAST?

[flapjack914]

@CrossMyDNA

Pass that over here. . . . !!!

[Atomtristemother]

@CrossMyDNA I've been living in France for almost two years, struggling with the language, what Pinette said is so freaking true; been in that exact situation loads of times. I laughed so hard I almost fell off the couch. My French husband was not amused, and that made me laugh even harder.

[Rowdy1105]

Now we gonna take your order.

Your not scaring me! Lmao

[LillyIvy]

45 minute drive, took me 11 minutes! I could have RAN it in 45!!

BEST part!!

[justinroxatsocom]

what is the song he starts to sing at 2:03?

[nicallstar9]

You know what I'm sayin! YOU'RE WATCHIN CNN IN ENGLISH!

[ecerda39]

no it's not

[cutetaco]

they were gonna kill me like they killed timmy! aha

[rubicon1992]

HE'S DEAD.....pass that over here.

SO FUCKIN FUNNY!

[RangedAssassin]

lol i walk around naked long enough the neighbours will chip in!!

[startrekkin58]

LMFAO!!!!

[takerdust]

pommes frites... what would the french call fried apples if they visit the USA?

[jroctherula]

He was TOO skinny. We should of known...he shouldn't have come. ROTFLMAO

[KidMagic]

lol this is one of my favorite lines!

[Lpfan1322]

lmfao i couldnt stop laughing.

[mobby32]

You know what im sayin! your watching CNC in english! wheres breakfast

[VixiShadowfox]

"We're only a 45 minute drive to Italy from here, why don't we go there? Yes why don't we do that... I'll kill you later 'cause I need directions!"

LOL!!!!

[Natti321]

WHATS AMATTR??? U DONT LIKE IT???

[Letsgodevils44]

Eh Cumpari! ci vo sunari!, chi si sona u friscalettu!!

[didujustfart89]

i love this guy he's so amazing

[Luubelaar]

"You know what I'm saying! You're watching CNN in English! Where's breakfast??!!!"

LMAO!!

[Lpfan1322]

rotfl

[beckibecks54]

"It's in a mythical place like Narnia" ha!

[aaronh257]

I am eating pom frites and where down the street from the motherland LOL

[nansflicks]

The look on his face when he finds out he's 45 mins from Italy! :D LOL!

[BitingWaxTadpole]

Sono affamato!!!

[crookallchris]

love it love it love it, bloody great.

"My Friend, Timmy died...He was too thin."

I saw at Edinburgh last Summer and he is outstanding, I met him after the show and he was so quite and calm it was great, it was also a bakery in which I spotted him. lol.

[Hebber23]

if i go back in time i want to be covered haha

[ThenextBatista]

"LOOK ATCH'YOU EH?

[49isAmAzInG]

LOOK AT YOU, EH

[takerphenom]

the amish!!! i say horrible shit about them!!

and nothing gets back to them!!!

they dont know!!

they see me and they wave!!

lfmao!!! hahaha i just cant see anyone as funny as John pinette!! he rules!

[latzart007]

We had a friend with us, Timmy, he was too skinny! We should have known, he shouldn't have come! Half way through the meal he died...watza the matter you don't like it?!!

OMG! Cough! Choke! LOL!!

[rick2thej]

this guy is amazing

[Noodles556938]

yes rick, my fav comedian hands down... no camparison most comedians exlpoit rasimsm or cussing for comedic effect, 3 yeards old woul dfind this funny and it really is....

[AnarchyOwnz]

ahahahahahahahahah

[takerphenom]

i didnt think of that i tought gambling.. buffes

ah♫♫....ah♫♫..ahhh♫♫ haaaa♫♫♫ lmfao this guy is the shit..=D

[darkthvader]

oh nay nay lol

[SenatorsFanry]

"if i walk around the house long enough they'll chip in" haha

[rockingbabygirl1218]

dont expect lumiere fom beauty and the beast to be there when you get off the plane. be our guest

[deloreanfan81]

you dont have it so help me put in the truck!!! HA!!

[papachulosbaby62108]

45 minutes drive took me 11 minutes. i couldve ran it in 45

[GoodOlBob]

So can I order?

No! Fist we gonna bring out some food!

ROFL

[StarSaber7]

And that's when I heard the angels sing!

[socalseth]

Eh Cumpari! ha ha i love that song

[Fezzer]

"He's dead!....pass that over here."

[lisadoidge]

LMAO!!

[nikthefoamsmith]

"i always eat when i'm sad"

[darrell220]

whats the matter you don't like it?! lmao

[breakingbenjaman12]

well mine were down a round my ankels!

[dnbslmnsgfnf]

what is the name of the song he sang?

[SICKJOE123]

i think its hey goombadi...but im not sure

[Letsgodevils44]

Eh Cumpari- Julius La Rosa

[SalinaSanada]

"We had a friend with us, Timmy. He was too skinny. We should've known, he shouldn't have come." I love that

[Nightmareclipsntunes]

John Pinette is a classic

It will never not be funny

[indiantaco32]

john makes me laugh so damn hard

[bajondy]

if it was kenny....

omg they killed kenny! Those bastards!!!

[XxbellatragediaxX]

they were gonna kill me like they killed timmy!

[reddarko13]

haha Nice LOL

[jimboj88]

"your not scaring me!!"

[didujustfart89]

i love his little twitch when he gets angry its so funny

[nikkiheartsbrandon]

u knw what im sayin ur watchin CNN in english wheres breakfast?!....funniee crap♥♥

[skulllover1919]

always un button ur pants u just never know

[trueNBAballa]

"i say horrible shit about the amish."

that is DEFINITELY my favorite line hahaha

[HookersFancyMe]

"We brought a friend, Tim. He was too skinny...we should have known, he shouldn't have COME!!!"

Lol saw this on Comedy central laughed my ass off!

[millvilleman]

ur off on everything........

[Jerronoz]

lol you fail.

[MoonTreasure]

"I'm Not Paying That."

"I Walk Around Naked Long Enough, The Neighbors Will Chip In"

[lilmonkey888]

00:29

Genius

[millvilleman]

say it to jesepi, SAY IT!

[IronFury]

HE'S DEAD! Pass that over here! I always eat when I'm sad...

[Sinocard2152]

Heyyyyy, Look at you, eh?

[err2005]

sono a formato?