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  • I wanted to watch this video, But my computer said: noooo!

  • I just went to 5 different banks in London trying to open an account and that is literally what happened. It is too close to home to be funny.

  • Love her!

  • Computer says naaaaahh!!! Hillarious!!!!  :)

  • Computer says nooooo!!

  • The computer says no...

    Radiohead: Ok Computer...

  • Danielle Lloyd? o.o

    You mean this is the model? xD

  • @DutchAngel15 ha ha! youre right! :D

  • Im a C.... FUCKING HELPFUL

  • 30 Peoples computer Said No To this video :)

  • The little girl is so cute, I feel bad for her. :P But I love this video. haha.

  • C.

  • This has got to be the cutest girl I've ever seen.

  • its the way he types

  • ahahahahaha

  • lol i love this

  • I could... *shrugs*

  • I would say u were awful carol beer

  • Hahaha we watched this at school soooo funny !

  • 29 ppl r american

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  • Fucking helpful

  • Computa says no...

  • age?

    nearly six

    your five.

    hahaha love it

  • No.

  • a)very helpful

    b)Extremely Helpful

    c)Fucking Helpful

  • amazing xD

    i love little britain :D

    but i have to say the german voices are sooooooo much funnier than the originals are xD

    computer sagt nein !!! XD

  • lol

  • I give a C

  • I tried to click dislike but computer says no!

  • what a cute girl)))

  • LMAO I got paid to watch this at work....

  • @TC78obsessed  same rofl

  • Where can I buy this?! Holy hell this is amazing! :D I want to watch all the seasons of this "Little Britain"

  • COMPUTER SAID "NO"

  • Computer says no.

  • C-fucking helpful!!!!

  • I worked in Customer Service for a long time and used the "Computer says No" A LOT, no one ever got angry though haha

  • @Sursonique Well, that might (just might) have to do with the way you say that phrase ;-)

  • c) Fucking helpful.

  • Sleep? Friends? Social life?

    Computer says no.

  • i've got her down for a double hip replacement.

    there must be a mistake?

    computer says no.

  • deffo C!!

  • computer says no

    LOL. oh god this is some funny shit ,! :')

  • I LOBE THIS!!!!!!!

  • fucking helpful :}

  • and what TV is this?

  • @sadlfgsfdhfd BBC entertainmet - Little Brittain

  • or C Fucking Helpfull

  • 0:16 lol

  • i would pick c!!

  • a: helpful b:really helpful "or" c: Fucking helpful :D

  • "Britain, Britain, Britain..."

  • What mother says at 1:46??

    I couldn't understand what kind of operation is ...

    Thanks!

  • @albertd200vc Tonsils removed, pretty old operation :)

  • Computer says no... xD

  • COMPUTER SAYS NO

  • Age?

    Nearly 6

    You're 5

    always makes me laugh

  • Here in America we got a state like this, we call it Utah.

  • @FrogsGames and @GraySprings : Guessing you're both American? It's "We Got There." It's an English colloqialism for when you've spent ages doing something and you finally finish doing it. :)

  • lool eveytime i watch it i almost pee myself

    Hahahhaha loovvveee it !!!anyone dis like is total an loser no jokee...... love you people x<3

  • ok can i borrow a moment of your time to fill out the costumer service questionaire? would you say i've been:

    A. very helpful

    B. extremely helpful

    or C. FUCKIN HELPFUL

  • computer says noooo

  • to the 25 people computer said yes lol..

  • WE GOT THERE!

  • @rosalielove11 "We got that"

  • @FrogsGames it's actually 'we got there' if you listen closely isn't it?

  • @Arnatuile11 It sounds like he's saying "We got there" as of the British accent. But it's actually "We got that". Saying "We got there" wouldn't really make any sense anyway.

  • @FrogsGames oh okay, I guess my English isn't very good then it made sense to me when I heard it >.<

  • @FrogsGames

    Its we got there o-O and yes it does make sence eg. we finaally got there!!! (as in on the way of gettng the infomation)

  • @FrogsGames nah man, we got there makes sense. meaning he had to ask a few questions to find out where she lived, then the mum finally gave the address, hence him saying "we got there". like we finally got an answer.

  • @FrogsGames Its we go there ' we got there in the end' you need a hearing aid.

  • I think in german its more funny ^^

  • And in 1.12 - 1.14?

  • @tryandguesswhoiam "I got her down for double hip replacement."

  • What does carol say between 1.08 - 1.09?

  • @tryandguesswhoiam "putting your details in now"

  • Omg, that's the cutest little girl I've ever seen.

  • Computer says noooouuuuwwww..... love this! cracks me up every time!

  • 1:55 :L

    

  • Fantastic! Love this! "or fuckin helpful" hahaha

  • 25 people's computers say no

  • nice one jonas u fuck

  • He keeps pressing only 2 keys

  • Of course!

  • I wish I could use this:

    "Can I get a refund?"

    "Computer says Noooo.."

    "Can I speak with a manager?"

    " You Could....."

  • @KeikoTeddy: That manager one was already used in the first Carol Beer sketch in the bank

  • fucking helpful!

  • Computer says No....  XD freaking love this!! :D :D :D

  • Fucking Helpful!

  • Computer says nooooooo :D

  • 'we got there' funnest shit ever

  • it reminded me so much of the "very efficient" ladies attending you at the public hospitals in Mexico LOL

  • @cronos1982 ummmmm what the FuC***K

  • Age?

    Nearly 6

    Ur five

    Yes

    WELL SAY FIVE THEN!

  • i tried to commetn earilier, but my computer said no. 

  • - Is there a 'D'?

    - Computer says no.

  • computer says no

  • C)

  • Funnier in german..

  • @noob24de Fuck German

  • @noob24de Computer says nein.

  • just like cadbury.. look to your own back yard first

  • How xenophobic are Americans that they have to remake great shows rather than just watch them.

  • @MikeNewlad lol true, its so stupidly idiot... they did the same with The Office and other stuff. why dont they watch the originals?

  • hilarious

    

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  • @veilsocietyminors lol it was your trash bag producers that sold the shit here

  • "We got there!"

  • Would say that I've been

    A) Very Helpful

    B) Extremely Helpful or

    C) Fucking helpful

    Hmmm........Fucking Helpful! :D

  • British humor is the best xD

  • @PanikHerzog I fail to see how something like this is funnier than the simpsons, it's just crappy catch phrases repeated over and over ad nauseum. Part of what makes something funny is its ability to surprise, and I knew every joke before the video started. I enjoy british comedies like monty python, Ali G, mighty boosh and mitch and webb, but this?! This is awful untalented shit. Two guys playing dress up is some pretty shitty comedy.

  • @kaosjm bitch says no

  • TOP SCORE!!! CLASSIC COMEBACK!!!! YOU HAVE WON THE INTERNET BECAUSE ARE THE INSULT MASTER!!!! WE ALSO WOULD'VE ACCEPTED "YO MOMMA" OR "I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I?"

  • @kaosjm The simpsons is funny? First I've heard of it.

  • @xRedRockerx success of the simpsons (or South Park) out of its home country > success of these guys out of their country. You don't have to understand that the simpsons is funny, but a basic understanding of economics will show you that american humor of the simpsons succeeds in its intention more than its english counterpart right here, and in that case british humor cannot be considered absolutely superior or "best".

  • Of course computer says no. It's Windows :P

  • @DiePoente Implying Macs are better.

  • @xRedRockerx

    Actually, Linux is the best of all. (It's even free). Just my opinion.

  • @DiePoente Fair dos, fair dos. I was just hoping you weren't one of those Applefags xD

  • I cood, but...

  • lol the best "computer says no" episode :))

  • Hahaha Could u speak to somebody?

    I could but ehh HAHAHAHA FUcking funny

    Respect from the Netherlands

  • Hilarious

  • "Oh, could I borrow a moment of your time to fill out this custom service questionaire? Would you say that I've been a) very helpful, b) extremely helpful, or c) fucking helpful?"

  • computah says naaw

  • "The British pride themselves on being the rudest, most unhelpful people in the world."

    That's bullshit. Nobody could top the French in all those areas, as well as general douchebaggery.

  • Cute

  • i fucking love this pmsl

  • love it! <3 hahahahah

  • computer says no

  • brilliant!!!!!

  • C)...

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  • This Is Fucking Hilarious! I Wish There Were More People Like This In US Health Care - Then You Would Be Paying Them To Talk To You Like Shit!

  • @carocarotho agreed.

  • @pokerplum

    Clearly you don't understand the reason it's so funny. Numb-nuts!!

  • lol

  • C) fucking helpful

    LMAO!

  • @PokerPlum guess you have no sense of humor

  • @BodybuildingSteve  Computer says nooo..

  • @PokerPlum your retarded. Have you not realised that all the laughter in these shows is just pre recorded shit? but thats not the point. the point is u arnt a funny guy!

  • @pokerplum

    its not just what they say its the way that they said it was funny. but maby idiots just don't get humor

  • not funny

  • @PrLnceVegeta Go watch your lame american family guy then dickhead, remember that one time at blah blah blah....

  • lol when i had my stitches i had someone just like carol beer as my receptionist, her little girl is brave i didnt even talk to the person haha

  • ya five.

  • A. Very Helpfull.

    B. Extremely Helpfull.

    or

    C. Fucking Helpfull.??

    HAHAHAHAHA ROFL!!!!

  • @SwimmingLegendOf69 Yeah, I believe we all heard that.

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  • 18 computers said no when they tried to push the like button

  • "Naaaaame!" LMAO

  • D8|'i got ya down for double hit replacement' LOL XD

  • LMFAO 'where do you live?'

    'with mommy and daddy'

    'ugghhh...'

  • LOL

    A. very helpful

    B. extreamly helpful

    or C. FACKING HELPFUL

  • oh my god i'm dying ahahuaaha so funny! Danielle WHAT'S? loool

  • Would u say that i been a very helpful b extremely helpful or c bloody helpful

  • that seemed mean even for me and hell im a crude guy but still

  • @FEAR709 it seemed funny for me and im nice

  • @HellMoth95 nice like realy nice or nice like sarcasm nice?

  • OMG FUNNY! Computer say no sketch!

  • piss it's not!

  • "Facking helpfull" ... WIN!

  • lol the little girls face shes like OMFG

  • Why do all write : it tried to watch this, but computer says noo. come on shut up al write the same -.-

  • @CauseFun I tried to write a funny remark but you must know what happened when I hit enter.

  • Man....i tried watching this, buuutt. my computer said noooo. :/

  • When a boy at my school asked me If I had a rubber (BTW I really hate this boy) I said "Hold on a minute" Typed on the school computer A couple of seconds later I said "The computer says No" He turned around and walked off

  • @TwilightandBieberfan

    c! fucking helpful :D

  • ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha imao

  • would you say i'm A: very helpful B: extremly helpful or C: fucking helpful. compter says no really funn. LOL LOL

  • Got her down for a double hip replacement!

    No, her tonsils removed.... No, computer says no..!

  • A. very helpful

    B. extremely helpful

    C. fucking helpful

    XDDDDD

  • @gigaro1888 C. ROTFL

  • 17 people tried to push the like button, but the computer said no.

  • COMMENT 97 SO COOL

  • wat is wrong wit u red necks u ruined a great tv program