Botchamania 157

[ayatollahrocknrolla]

BRUTHA, HE WAFFLE EGGED HIIIM!!!

[tortuga388]

@ 0:18 Jeff Harvey's name is misspelled.

[tonyAJ420]

The Age in the Cage was especially sad because at the same time was the amazing HBK-Undertaker HIAC

[TheTechStud]

10:58 How is the crowd not going fucking nuts after that sick bump?

[ElectricMVx]

who was the guy who like... killed himself at the end?

[kryceksangel]

Where was the botch in the Cornette rant?

[defjulz]

@kryceksangel I think it was setting the stage for the hogan match

[ReinEngel2]

@kryceksangel No botch. Maffew was using the clip to set up the cage match segment, kind of like how he'll use that clip of Foley saying "Ladies and Gentlemen, what you're about to see is truly horrific..."

Also, greatest Botchamania ending, hands down.

[kryceksangel]

Anyone know what happened to Alex Wright?

[kryceksangel]

In Taz's defense maybe he wasn't watching? 

It's sunk to this. I'm defending a hypocrite

[kryceksangel]

:45 This is when you need a Fonzie

[StephenAlexWalker]

That last clip - the background story please :)

[spartonater5678]

lol big dick duley uh oh joey fail

[PYLrulz1984]

The Iron Sheik speechless, or at least having no comment?!? That's a first!

[1vas2]

Loved Jim Cornettes Promo On Piper & Hogan, I Agree With Him.

[00579G47]

LMAO @ THE END.

[FlyswatterOne]

2:10 "The finger thing means the taxes."

[ermyfjym]

Your Mongo intros are gold.

[zippizuppizappi]

Jim Cornette is a fucking LEGEND!

[evrbody]

HE WOBBLE-LEGGED 'IM!!!

[deadkennedy00]

I consider myself a pretty big wrestling fan, but i dont see how new jack and the guy jumping off the balcony are related. Can someone explain that to me please?

[Sladeling]

@deadkennedy00 New Jack used to dive off balconies.

[Tanley77]

Hogan, Cornette is comin 4 u nigga and 4 ur precious TNA with a secret weapon of his own called ROH

[theras18]

the animaniacs bit freaked me out

[TheMaskedDebater]

You can't give Taz too much crap for the 3D kickout. It's obviously not common if you have to go back to the original ECW for a clip. Even if he himself kicked out of it at one point, going back 10+ years is enough to hit the reset button and say he's never seen it happen.

[blindsightedkill]

0:39 I didn't even think it was possible for RVD to be equilibrilly challenged but in TNA everyone sucks.

[ApostelAvIngenting]

what is that end clip from?

[Porgee]

Cornette is the fucking man.

[ESchorcho]

How did Macho Man jump from that high and not break every single bone in his body? I thought at least his knees would explode. Unreal.

[sinkman180]

Haha! Can anyone get the full Jim Cornette bit?

[riffnark]

"I'm jim cornette."

And this is my face.

LMAO

[yngplaya2003p]

OMG!!!! THE ENDING IS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS, IM LAUGHING SO HARD IT HURTS. ITS NEW JACK!!!!

[GruberKrinkle47]

Fuck yes Cornette, tell em

[CJShameless]

Love how TNA knows when to fuck up a shot by showing guys blading lol...that takes talent,BRAVO

[Rollermacka]

HOLY SHIT, I dont think I have seen Macho EVER botch before. (the elbow drop wasnt that bad and Hogan was the one that fucked up the axe handle) Still, the greatest wrestler of all time. DIG IT!

[diggidy10]

lol tell it like it is Jimmy

[18CaStRaDoMiS89]

OMFG that ending had me in tears. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

I know it's wrong to laugh at that but I couldn't help it.

[TriggerheartExcelica]

Botchamania works surprisingly well with 1911 mode.

[milkmanv1]

@TriggerheartExcelica Yes, it should be a permanent fixture on YT for this reason

[TriggerheartExcelica]

@TriggerheartExcelica It almost makes me wish a vuvuzela band would invade a CZW show.

[Legacymaster]

hahaha Jim Cornette is awesome.

[thewicked0ne]

That was a hell of a wictory for Alex Wright, ze German

[Damolisher]

@thewicked0ne Well you know it would have been. HE PROMISED!

[SaberLeoConvoy]

0:21 Hardyface

[TriggerheartExcelica]

1:58

Exactly what happened here? Did they play the wrong video during a live broadcast or something?

[silver2164]

What is that ending from?

[TheNWA88]

@silver2164

From a man who jumped off the balcony in the Romanian Parliament

[tandemcross]

HE WOBBLE LEGGED HIM!!!!!! DID HE WOBBLE LEG HIM?!?!?!?!? best botchamania ever.

[KittColby]

Cornette is an asshole. If somebody two years past their prime was still in the main event, he'd make it sound like he'd stollen the spotlight from a starving 20-something prodigy with 30 years of experience under his belt.

[crisisded]

Hmm... that cage doesn't look too stable, does it?

[supasole72]

who is that that Mongo is fighting? can't remember his name..

[MegamanNG]

@supasole72 Das Wunderkind Alex Wright.

[Carlitonsp1]

Believe it or not, at 5:42, Jericho did not get injured. Jericho is the only guy I've seen dropped on his head repeatedly, who hasn't suffered any kind of Neck injury.

Actually, when was the Last time he got injured at all?

[Mr420Dubstep]

@Carlitonsp1 i believe it was a broken wrist when he was teaming with lance storm in smw like 20 years ago well next to him having his tooth knocked out (ladder match at no mercy 08)

[TheMarioBros]

The great thing about Macho Man is that his botched elbow drop didn't look too bad at all. Sure, he fell instead of jumped, but when his elbow hit, it still looked like it had decent impact. I'll buy it.

[mosleyfin32]

8:33-8:55

Blind ref?

Deaf ref?

Blonde ref? (No mullet)

Stupid ref?

FUCK THIS COMPANY!

[MegamanNG]

@mosleyfin32 Took what was from Botchamania 120 and made it better.

[DinnerOfSquadalah]

Wow, Jim Cornette just ripped them apart for that match.

[ikefootball75]

whenever i see anyone jump off of anything i think "ITS NEW JACK!!"

[tommyzaso]

HE HOBBLE LEYHGED EUM!!!! I LYKE DIS!!!!!

[tommyzaso]

Literally.

[DeathAdder83]

the hell was that last bit?

[tommyzaso]

lol *blade* *blade* *blade* *blade*

[ramiabdo2]

"you are a house hold word but so is garpage and it stinks when its get old too" hhh jim is sooooo right!!

[canocorn88]

ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW

[Sabohaque]

I love Taz. When he fucks up it makes me smile

[MaKksProductions]

can some1 please tell me which botchamania featured rvd and his eyelid falling off from the corner of a table. PLEASE HELP

[allenrw3]

@MaKksProductions 156 or 155 i think

[krazyzark]

holy crap! that ending was so awesome, I was like, WTF is this... holy shit new jack!!! lol. i don't know what had me laughing more, the ending or Jim Cornette telling the damn truth about WCW in the shits.

[ecwfaithful]

Spot on, Jim Cornette.

[MisterSin87]

lol @11:29

Sheik:.......uhhhhh...........­..faack?

I know that's not what the face was from but the freeze frame of it sets the tone for the New Jack ending...

[markanderson1988]

loved jim's little rant, even better that the wwf were stupid enogh to let it get aired lol

[jOWNZin22]

that was the sketchiest steal cage i have ever seen. shit looked like it would collapse at any momment.

[downcard11]

that mongo goldberg botch might be one of the worst of all time. it just kept going and going.

[Downfallofyou]

@downcard11 i gotta say though it was Mongo who fucked it up as usual ...Wasn't so much Goldberg and poor Alex Wright in the middle of that botch-strocity

[RussianBear05]

havent seen alex wright in ages

[Swype87]

Hahahaha!!! You ain't lyin about that stealing from the best thing

[yaddadaman]

will you please do another razor gator clip, thats my favorite of all time love the song

[tandemcross]

a casket match. without the undertaker. you fucked up tna, you're fucked up.

[GraffitiLifeCompany]

That Cornette skit was GOLD.

[harpschandi]

This is the funniest Botchamania EVER!!! Matt rules!

[tandemcross]

@harpschandi i agree, this is one of the best in a while. epic.

[ZJP]

I am so happy that the related link to the news video of the guy jumping has the new jack quotes as the highest rated comments.

[guydavisman]

@morrisonlover44 its wwe for the most part actually.

[donvito7534]

Cornette preaching the truth.

[svengoolie007]

IT'S NEW JACK. IT'S THE ORIGINAL GANGSTA NEW JACK. HE MADE GOOD ON HIS WORD. HE IS HERE.

[KennyBoyF]

That 3D call really highlights why Tenay is such a poor announcer. The lack of sincerity in his voice is annoying as hell. "WHAT THE HEL-?!" I never was the biggest Joey Styles fan, but at least he sounded legitimately surprised when Tanaka kicked out.

[d2k]

The ending can only be described in one word, and that word is indescribable. (For those keeping score at home, yes that was an oxymoron.)

[phillyasnballer]

i love the techno pokemon music.

[redfury0156]

he wobblay deel

[ToroTube510]

Can we possibly get a collection of Dusty commentaries?

[GrandPopPoplock]

@ToroTube510 I second that , my son .

[darkshy]

I'm Jim Cornette

And this is my face

I ROFL'd so hard

[Criminology187]

That Macho cage jump was just nuts. So fucking high up..

[23RAIDa]

I fucking hate TNA. WWE is bad as well, but fuck, TNA just rips.

[theamericanbush123]

Rhodes sounds like a hobo.

[Slantdude]

*trash can lid falls*

RVD ":-O" "...oh shit."

[PUNKem733]

That goldberg run in was a thing of twisted, gawd awful, hot sewage.

[Bauter]

seriously Maffew that ending is pure genius. I have seriously watched it about 40 times and still laugh. Good show.

[that70smilkman]

OMG @ the end!

[youthdrugfree]

ITS NEW JACK ITS THE ORIGINAL GANGSTA NEW JACK!!

[dantherad1]

How long did it take you to find a German Animaniacs clip and was it worth it?

Romanian parliament balcony jumper FTW

[Teckniphobia]

That ending was just awful.  Hilarious, but awful.

[evilmidget]

"HE WOBBLE LEGGED HEEIM!!!"

[shakysyxx]

the ending i ROFL'd

[TheBadonkadonky]

best ending ever.

[realmskifter]

@MamaLuigi314 Yeah, that's what I was referring to. I mean, it's such a short clip that most people probably wouldn't even notice it, but yeah. Thanks for clearing that up.

[drail37]

What is that song at 9:27, I can't stop listening to it. And that Dusty bit was hilarious, just what in the hell was he trying to say?

[kslikk]

@drail37

The song is "Wrestlerock Rumble" from the AWA

find the vid, it's hilarious

[xRothkox]

Goldberg part? Worst. Run-In. Ever.

[xRothkox]

"No Fancy Intro Because TNA Can't Even Do That Properly"

XD

[grim10333]

it's times like this i miss Cornette shooting

[chriscros13]

did macho man really get hurt there?

[ToruKun1]

LMAO @ "DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS"

[24KJimmyKarryt]

What the hell happened at the end there?

[jimbo2346]

That ending had me rolling for 5 minutes straight. Maybe the best thing I've ever seen in Botchamania..

[BIGGPHILL]

I cant believe someone hit the dislike button by accident

[steviebreech]

what happened to the kid getting in the cage at the end of Hogan vs piper

[MrAwake2me]

I was gonna say WORST Botchamania EVER! But that footage in the end was great. Nice save, lol.

[Vange1us]

HE WUBBALEGGED HEEYAM

[galgor]

brilliant as always

[Lippy802]

Can't wait to see you at MAGfest my brother in wresting...I'll put on my Cornette face now so I'm ready.

[ChristianHarper]

FACK! Maffew, Best ending EVER! ROFLCOPTER!!!!!!!1111

[SirTopOfHat]

Damn I did not know Cornette Could Shoot Like That kinda enjoyed it

[dorkscrew]

@SirTopOfHat

cornette does some of the best shootin in wrestling, search for em on youtube

[tibora13]

I found the full video of the guy who attempted suicide from the balcony. Just highlight this title & paste, Here it is:

Romanian Flings Himself From Parliament Balcony (Attempts Suicide)

[AlexHawk]

The new jack bit was the greatest way to start this new year!!! LMAO

[realdoogie]

ITS THE ORIGINAL GANGSTA!

[boothylegend]

It's new jackkkkkkkkkkk!

[OMGItzDeeZee]

The new jack/ BOTCHED SUICIDE bit was outstanding!!!!

[Boeketijn]

Absolute genius

[rocker316ify]

I think X-Pac got fired from WCW because of that "kick" on Luger. 

[starrjack]

Holy shit botchamania became faces of death there with that last clip. Damn!!!

[sickemdudley01]

I hope that ref got paid extra for as many botches there were in the Mongo-Wright match.

[rocker316ify]

@sickemdudley01 That was Goldberg's PPV debut.

[method360]

It's ones like this that make me follow botchamania like a religion and dont worry when it takes an age to see another one because I know what to expect.

[neverAcquiesce]

He WAFFLE-LEGGED him?!

[realdoogie]

@neverAcquiesce i think he said wobble legged

[robthenerd]

one of the best botchamanias in a while (although they are always quite good...this one just took the cake though.)

more cornette rates if possible :D

[madcona]

Oh my fucking god I laughed at the ending. So hard.

[tinashebuka89]

from start to finish this botchamania was brilliant!

the ending was genius!

[tkhushrenada]

Jim Cornette is the fucking man

And so is his face

[OzzyMandez]

The New Jack thing had me laughing my arse off.

[TheVampireLucinda]

OMG, Animaniacs (in German?!) + Mongo = YESSS

I literally had to pause the video and laugh.

[TheSzert]

why do they only act? WHY CAN4T THEY JUST FIGHT NATURALLY WITHOUT A CHOREGRAPHY!!

[DTJBsd]

Another great vid, always love the change ups to Mongo's introduction. Also, would have prefered Sabu's falling off the R audio for the ending, Paul screaming on that one is priceless.

[notoriousrob617]

lol @ calling Edge and Christian the best tag team. I believe Taz also kicked out of the 23 as well at Hardcore Heaven (I think). About the cage match, to my knowledge only the WWE popularized the "you leave the cage and the match is over" stipulation. Pins used to finish matches in cages in the NWA. I'm also sure that leaving through the door isn't a win. I loved the Savage and New Jack endings. Keep up the great work.

[notoriousrob617]

@notoriousrob617 wow I meant "3D" not 23... lol

[afgankidd00]

This is my last video of 2010 :)

[drahmin84]

Crash Bandicoot music at the beginnign of the video ? Am i ok ?

At the end of the video, i must say: E C Dub - E C Dub - E C Dub

[AUSROTTENY2K]

lol btw the New Jack part at the end had me fucking cracking up.

[AUSROTTENY2K]

Damn, that Goldberg part was hella awkward.

[madcat2296]

I laughed at DE MONGO for longer than the entire video.

[napar001]

its new jack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fucking great.

[tibora13]

Well to end the year with the reaction of Nick Gage dropping the soap in what looks to be federal prison for him:

Big Muscle guy with 14ft dick: we don't drop soap in this beetch, now Pick up the soap!

Nick Gage: Faaaaaakkkkkkkkking Bullshiiiiiit!!!!

Happy new year Maffew (:

[GrievousGeorge]

MAffew, what were the botches between 5:13 and 5:33? I'm confused as fuck. Merry Christmas and HAppy New Year btw

[nik15]

I nostalgiad hard when I heard Dynamite Headdy

[princesstamika]

Fuck, Jericho.

<3 Cornette. Immortal words.

HOGAN FUCKED IT UP. That's long how I've felt about Savage's career.

If you've got something going on that Savage can't save it is true shit.

[phillyasnballer]

DEMUNGOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lenoh]

You made my girlfriend laugh at Jim Cornette.

Maffew, you win :D

[EmperorBubba]

best ending ever is a term thats used a lot, but this was the best ending ever. Biggest lol in a long time

[geejus]

how did macho man not break his legs on that axe handle off the cage

[dc8r17]

@geejus He must come from the same genepool as Mick Foley and the guy at the end!

[KGoettschness]

How did Jericho not die holy cow.

Dusty LMAO

poor Charles Robinson..atleast I think it was him

now that was an ending lmao