How to be Tall

[HoobaNooba]

i am 13 and only 5. 6 .... my dad is 6.5 tho. do i have hope?

[RiskyBrothers]

im 5' 4" and my best friend is 6' 2" so you have hope

[MrPaulLama]

Dude you look like Shaggy!!

[Williamz177UK]

im 5'10'' and 16 (17 in march) will i grow much more?

[otakubabe555]

@Williamz177UK Probably not much. I've only grown like half an inch since I was like 13 and I'm 18 now.

[DJKNOWNRULEZ]

Eh, Im 5 ft 5in and a few 5mms?

Im 12 years old... My friend is HUGE... He is around 6ft 3?

[IanAntonioBurke]

@naveregnide, how tall are you?

[eugenevee1]

My cosen is 6ft 5 and his freind is 7ft 6 feel sorry for him

[HyruleLand]

I'm 5'7" and a man! My height is adorkable since my girlfriend is 6'.

[heartofdinosaur]

I'm short. Like that sentence. People call me piccolo, which I quite like :)

[SerbianBeats]

in my opinion your not that tall my brother is 7ft tall and play basketball and when i look at him i fell rely small and i am 6.4 in free time i also play basketball i think that's the reason i am 6.4 :D

[TheWalkers789]

truned 10 15 days ago and i am 4'10

[whiterexy789]

i love this!! im 6'6" and im a girl soooo yeah. i feel your pain man.

[naveregnide]

@whiterexy789 whoah!

[iLuvSmartCars]

hehe, I'm tall for my gender and age, and I used to hate it. But now I am totally cool with it. ^^

[STCXKOREA]

im 11 yrs old .. and im 1km tall.. i think thats normal isnt it

[CeejaIsADinosawr]

I was on a bus and this guy was slouching so he seemed really short then when it was his stop he turned out to be like 6'1 and I yelled out omg your tall! and he turned around said yepp! and danced off the bus...which is why most tall people are amazing

[HAZardousRomance]

Great video :)

[lolcunts]

You're six feet tall and you're worried about getting your ass kicked by a short person?

[bloosygirl]

nice smile ^_^

[EuranbeProducer]

Baby I was born this waaayy! Hell yeah

[ZombiexRepublic]

How tall ARE you?

[naveregnide]

@ZombiexRepublic 6'3.5 or something

[thechipsofdoom]

Damn you hobbits, in your hobbit holes!!!

[jesswunder95]

another thing about being tall your pants are always too short. its the worst. why cant pants always be rlly long so if ppl are tall it fits and when people are short they can always hem them

[otakubabe555]

Yupo, I'm definitely going to steal your precious because I'm a hobbit. But not really.

[dragongirl82002]

This is so true, I have no idea why people like to comment on people's height when it's already obvious. It's like when you dye your hair and people feel the need to tell you it's color, no shit sherlock no shit :/

[divicool72]

"heighten you view on being tall"

I see what you did there. Witt-ay xD

[milwardo1]

i saw u at pizza hut last night u were our server and u sang and played your ukalele to us!(im the boy)

[reianaisawesome]

Nice video Evan! It's a shame you didn't win :(

[BalletBeauty97]

In one of my groups of friends, I'm one of the tallest, but in another group, I'm the absolute shortest... It's weird but funny! :)

[cheeseisniceable]

lol i do that to tall poeple no tall jokes though

[midnaroxmysox25]

This is some how reminding me of this one time when my math teacher went on a rant on how he hated to be tall. It was actually really funny. XD

[ThreeKhalilVideo]

i dont know what are u talking about really 

[Wman621]

That is a pretty specific scenario.

[instertclevername]

zomg. That exact hobbit scenario happens to me ALL THE TIME! its so annoying.

[MelissaRaptor]

I like being tall :)

It's always a little strange having to look down on my friends though.

[superbubblegumfreak]

yeahh... im still short after this video.... so what do i do now....?

[Edliim]

love the "My Love isn't real - < (√-1) 3.

I kinda tried to make it look like a heart with square root out of minus one ;)

[Zarjuhi]

We can't really tell how tall you are.

[iAmEphalent]

LOL as soon as you said being tall comes in handy, i thought of concerts.

[JMC101Ann]

Even my daughter is taller than me and she is only 12. :-( She is still cute tho.

[badjoj015]

this video didn't help me become tall, im not saying im short, im actually a 5"10, i just wanna reach even higher

[KatelBug1993]

Trust me being tall gets the girls attention!!! Your awesome and to everyone who is hating on your hair embrace it!!! Dont listen to them its awesome BTW the precious!!!

[PlanBGear4]

Lol this is so true, happens alot to me :)

- Ryan

[72724divaful]

i'm only 5 feet tall

[PushkaCom]

I'm also tall ~ and get the same stuff all the time (ever day O__O)

I'm 6'7" and really skinny ~ o-o,,

need to think of more witty responses...

[TheLoonwolf]

I'm quite a short feller, but I sure can jump high!



[DjDiSiix]

i dont understeand this kind of people.

What they do for living ?

do they have a job, friends or a LIFE?

Sorry for the hate, but that is what im thinking.

ps: You look like BrittaniLouiseTaylor . the teeths etc. o.O

[KTrebel11]

there's nothing wrong with being tall. I always tell people that they are really observant when they tell me I'm tall. Or I pretend like I have no idea what they are talking about.

[MissSeriouslyRandom]

How tall are you?

[LunabelleMya]

I laughed my ass off when you said "Pablo"...don't know why, though...

[bogi1993]

wow youre huge ...

[kamarrabaksh]

I know, I'm a 17 year old girl and I'm 5' 11ish, new people I meet are always reminding me! My usual come back:

Them: "whoa you're really tall!" followed by some bitchy/ "smooth" comment, depending on the sex of the stranger

Me: "who said that?" *look frantically from side to side over their head*

works like a charm

[BuffySugarCloud]

Hahahah :''D dude your funny!

[MessieursMia]

You should do Gollum impressions more often (Y).

[Kirichia]

Yup. Totally know the feeling of the whole People-telling-you-you're-tall thing ahahahaha xD

[OboePirate]

How tall are you, Evan?

My brother is 6ft 6, and we went to Disneyland xD I swear he almost got decapitated by some of those tunnel roller coaster rides.

[XmcmuffinsX]

Awww, I was always tall, and then everyone else grew and I got average. Now I feel short, but not so short that I can be short. I wish to be an Amazon again. :/

[otakubabe555]

@XmcmuffinsX My friend was like that too. In grade 7 she was taller than everyone in her class-even all the guys. Now she's still decently tall but more average. She's like 5'7" or something like that.

[PlantOParadise]

Lol!

"Yo man, you're really tall, do you play basketball?"

-"No man, do you play mini-golf?"

xD

[ecogeek234]

@PlantOParadise I use that one a lote seeing as I'm a 5'11 female. I also like to use "Why no, do you work in a chocolate factory?"

[PlantOParadise]

@ecogeek234 I wish I was that tall :(

It's real hard for me since i'm only 5'6" and my crush is 5'7", because due to me being shorter it makes me feel like i'm not good enough for her and that she might reject me, so, yeah.

[matsumaku]

MINI-GOLF! FTW!

[0neRoomDisco]

That mini-golf thing made my day. I kid you not.

[andicn]

tehe! My boyfriend is 6"7 and I just love pointing out how he a whole foot taller than me :p i'm sure he sympathizes with you

[yourshowercap]

I'm a hobbit, and yet my house is very non-hobbit-hole-like :P

[kelseeeycakes]

after the lord of the rings references, i paused the video to say i love you audibly and then proceeded to watch the rest of the video. you are steadily becoming one of my favorite youtubers, goodness.

[0WorldThatNeverWas0]

The bit about the hobbit made me laugh. My friend if reading those books right now and she has deemed me and everyone of my friends a certain race in middle earth. And, apparently, my mannerisms are very hobbit-like even though I'm of average height

[JessyIsTheBestis]

haha im one of those people who point out tall people :P

[liquideyes182]

But Evan, what if you're incredibly short!?

[greenday15625]

love it! in my family im freakishly tall but im only 5'6"!!!! then again im a girl... so im a perfectly normal height! but tall people are awesome!

[Travelboy05]

ha ha ha cool to be tall, I am 6.4 and f anyone that is short

[drastaify]

you embarrassed yourself and i saw something just like this by another guy and i got too

[tripthe1]

Haha! Evan this cracks me $h¡† up!

You get a FIVE star thumbs up for the face of George Washington on your wall quarters.

[TotallyAwesomeTimes7]

0:25 People say that to my sister all the time. It is quite funny =]

[adeelarh94]

i'm just 4'2"...very small for a 17 year old teen O_O

[bonto7]

never saw the good side ... but now i have a new problem. every one thinks in older than i truly am.

[frodo2968]

Love the Lord of the Rings reference.

[cazzle80]

im vertically challenged

[KidCoda]

I completely agree with everything you said. I am 6'3" and even people who have known me for a while still feel the need to remind me that I'm tall. I've taken to saying things like, "Really? I didn't know!" Yay sarcasm... I'll definitely be using that mini-golf comeback. So many people ask me if I play basketball, it's not even funny.

[TubaHero17]

My boyfriend is 6'7"... he feels your pain.

[Bookwormx10]

i come from a very tall family and can definitely relate to this, i also make fun of my friends and family who happen to be taller than me lol a little hypocritical but oh well <3

[RiddleRavenness]

lol! The mini-golf comeback is great!!!!

[jynxfrikin97]

do u have money stuck to your wall?

[SandersFamilyTV]

Is your name Evan Edinger? XD

[Ayshafr]

At least you're not a Hobbit in a world of giants. And haha lol @ the "Precious" thing. Gotta love Lord of the Rings. Also, tall people the advantage of being intimidating.You forgot to mention that. Also, how do I become tall? You never mentioned how.

[metaraptorable]

Good video, although you never did tell us how to be tall.

(Step 1: Install monkey bars EVERYWHERE

Step 2: Learn how to use them with your feet. Somehow.

Step 3: Remove all floors

Step 4: ???

Step 5: PROFIT!)

[shootBeforeIdo]

when i first meet a really tall person i just tilt my head back and wave :)

[Jabberwocky2342]

LOTR jokes FTW. :D

That's the same with short people. I've been incredibly short all my life, and there's always some person pointing out how short I am no matter where I go. :/

[RiddleRavenness]

@Jabberwocky2342 Do you have any funny comebacks like he did? The only thing along those lines I've heard from short people is: "I'm not short, I'm concentrated awesomeness." Which is a pretty cool quote.

[Jabberwocky2342]

@RiddleRavenness I say the typical "I'm fun-sized" one sometimes. Another one I say is that since I'm short, I'll be less likely to be killed by lightening in a storm.

I do like that "concentrated awesomeness" one too.

[Nitsirkatsa]

Tell me about it.....

[ADILGIRLS]

2:00

i lovee youu

[Kucin765G]

I am 134(roughly) cm tall :) but I can run faster than any other tall person.I got a friend whos 189cm tall!!!! :O and he always ask me to "eat more rice so you can be tall just like me." and he also compare the height of his water bottle with mine(which his was higher than mine.. =.=" lol :)

[LalaKitKatKayak]

From Tall people everywhere....

WE REALIZE WE'RE TALL.

There is honestly no need to tell us. Honestly.

[emmalenore]

How tall are you Evan?

[tl111HW]

i love you.

[mellystar92]

Sometimes being called tall is fun. Well, that's probably just true for me because I'm only 5'4" so I don't get called tall very often. It does happen, though! ... Okay, it happened once, a few months ago.

[lalbasok]

I think I should play minigolf!? :D

[Glameyes1]

I have a many a Pablo's at my school and i just say to them, in your face!

[inthewordsoferin]

The first thing you pointed out also applies to short people. going to college and being under five feet usually makes the first things people say to me is "oh my god. You're so small!"

also, i hate when tall people get in front of me at concerts.

[edv11nas]

Same here XD maybe I should put this on my fb wall. So my friends know :D

[urmomicous]

LOL I have the same problem. My mom calls me the Green Giant sometimes. I'm like, "Alrighty then, Mrs. Pillsbury."

[zapponan]

I really like this :):) I loled so hard at "no, do you play minigolf?"

[jana53175]

all my friends call me "giraffe" cause i´m much taller than them ^^

[BleuBeth]

Oh god, I point it out every time I see a tall person... or a short person lol I just can't seem to help it coming out as a topic of conversation when I don't know what else to say- sorry! =3 btw (and I know people have already asked this and it is non of our business but afterall you do say you are tall...) how tall are you?

[TheWanse]

"Do you want to sit at this side of the table? Then you are nearer to your feet"

I hate it...

[dustytymes]

Is liking Tall People wrong? For if it is, I don't want to be right. Of course, I never personally play the game of "CAPTAIN OBVIOUS" unless I am just being blatantly goofy.

Of course, I don't like you because you're tall. It's because you observe the world through FUN eyes and have intelligence. [Oh GREAT! Now Evan will probably believe that I am watching his Vlogs because of his intelligence.]

[Divert Evan's Attention:] If a Duck had toes, which action figures can buy a Hot Fudge Sundae?

[Safadiyyeh]

HAHAHA! Man what ur sayin is SO true!

being tall has it's ups and downs, some of my friends feel embarrassed standing next to me in public, and i usually trip of lil kids (since they're out of my seeing range) ...

but i do enjoy being able to see clearly in crowded places B)

[itsmemia1]

I'm tiny.... And people will always be there to tell me :/

[TheQwertyDrink]

...Not your best.

But I still love you!

(In a "we're not there yet I just enjoy our almost one-sided acquaintance" sort of way)

[bedsloth]

did he ever say how tall he was?

[naveregnide]

@phillipmoseley this comment makes me laugh a lot hahahaha

[shootBeforeIdo]

lol i feel sorry for short people, because everyone seems to remind them of the fact that they are,indeed,very short :3

[otakubabe555]

Yeah, definitely never happened to me. I usually stand on my tippy toes to see over crowds, but it doesn't usually work. It just gets me to looking right at the back of their heads instead of their necks.

[AMBalzarini]

"Pablo no le gusta how tall you are" lol xD

[KTcattProductions]

so i didnt notice

[KTcattProductions]

see the whole utube thing kinda distorts hight

[Bloodisspilt]

i love it Evan! its so funny!

[SilverSkyeStarlight]

Or, instead of making a joke about it, you could just step on them. >:)

[geesealyse]

Don't judge the domiciles of us hobbits. We were born this way, too! It's not our fault we have short doors!

[Zas379]

Evan! I know exactly how you feel!! I'm 6'6 and everything you talked about has happened to me lol. Tall People Unite!!

[MissHitachiin69]

my sister is 12 and 5'9''. she's taller than me.......

[popmusic91210]

hahah im a shorty im only 5"1 1/2 sooo everybody looks at me and seys " wow your really short" and i say wow your tall or yes duh i know im short or yes i am im fun sized :D

[OMGTHERERNONAMESAAGH]

I'm really short, and strangely enough a lot of the stuff is the same. People like to tell me I'm short, but on the positive side, because I'm short, I'm able to maneuver through crowds like a ninja so I can actually see at concerts too....from the front :)

[ssparrow331]

It does get old when people point out height...especially when you're short, lol

[mumbleman123]

I wish I was freakishly tall, in Texas 5'11 isn't a height to be too proud of :( lots of guys my age are like 6 foot and up, i'm a shorty...

[Emsyphine]

I fucking hate being short. I wish I were 5ft 11. But I'm not. I'm 5ft2.

[ohmyhannahh]

@Emsyphine Be happy with what you have. It's awkward being taller than half of the guys you know. Trust me...

[ohmyhannahh]

I'm 5'11 and a girl. And it gets annoying when people point it out to me, but I'm kind of use to it because my whole family is tall (I have a cousin who is 6'9). It's alright, minus all of the jokes and the constant giraffe jokes. :D

[ebelingindahouse]

wait how tall are you? the entire video I was like expecting you to show/say how all you are. because even in videos where you are walking or whatever, it's still hard to tell....

[Kb1hockeychick]

What is fun is being really tall and you best friend is really short. Im 5'11" and my best friend is 5' and so when we go shopping together pants dresses you name it are to short on me and to long on her. So we always joke that we should cut the excess off hers and add it to mine. Though that would probably be a really bad idea if we were to actually try it.

[KaylieMcKay]

haha awesome video :) haha Pablo no le gusta how tall you are..lol :D 

[Robharbs]

I love being a leprechaun. I'm 4'11" and 19.

[2016Rock]

In my grade, we are all pretty much over 5'... I just happen to be 5'2", while my friend is like 5'7". And none of us really call eachother "tall" because every kid is almost the same height.

[NAMS070809]

Pablo no le gusta how tall you are...

I love your Spanglish xD

[zuthaltor]

I am the world's tallest hobbit, at 1m 74cm.

[amazingonion]

lol l remember when l was short. l've been 6' 2" since l was 16 and l know exactly what you me mean.

[bewareoftheleapard]

I miss Evan's pop tarts

[AlicetheShort]

Pssh who cares about being tall! I'm tiny! I can fit into places other people can't, climb on things other people can't, and it's easier to hide. It'd be much harder to cause chaos as a tall person.

AND I'M NOT SHORT. I'M CONCENTRATED AWESOME. And the Swan Queen.

[SiriusSurvives]

Ahh but the perils of being short *_*

1. Constantly over looked when your in a group

2." Oh is that your little sister?" nope I'm her older sister. *.*

3.Short jokes

4. No basketball and disadvantage in jumping sports

5. Yah can't see during said consort

6. And the list keeps going.....

[AwesomenessTrailers]

20cm Between me and you by minus

[LuvsDoctorWho]

Haha! My name is Hobbit because of my height!

[LuvsDoctorWho]

I'm 16 and 4' 11". I haven't grown in 3 years so either I'm way overdue for a growth spurt or this is as tall as I'm gettin'.

[ballucanb1]

I never had the too tall problem I had my share of being asked to leave bars because I never carried an ID for proof of age,.

That finally stopped when I was about 50 being a guy and 5'4" isn't all that great.

[danimari1018]

haha yeah i was always the shortest person in my school. like in fourth grade i was shorter than the shortest thrid grader. like that freakishly short. then i hit this freeaakk growth spurt and now im pretty darn tall.

also i kinda pictured you as pretty short. don't know why but you seem kinda short in your videos.

[TheUltraDude]

5'7" and I'm 17

Yeah, things are just average for me.

Girls here are incredibly short though. Many my age are barely over 5ft and sometimes less.

[123TeenTitansGo]

@TheUltraDude I'm 5'7" and 13. Most of the girls here seem to be midgets too. I know a nine year old who is wearing the clothes she had in preschool... And they fit.

[missloisjones]

I hope you do well in YouTube next! You're one of my newly discovered youtubers but I love watching your videos! Refreshingly honest :)

[UnderstandingFnarg]

Aaw, my best friend is a Bilbo Baggins! She takes that comment horribly, but it's worth it.

[IRatherLikeCeilings]

Im one of those fairly average heighted people at 5'4" but all ny friends are weirdly tall and make me feel short :/ hahaha

[minibubblesxox]

how tall are u? cause idk how tall 190 cm is...

[ChocolateWhispersx]

I've been short for pretty much most of my life, when I was 12 I was 4ft 11, and now I'm 16 and I'm 5ft exactly. I've grown an inch! o.O In four years! >.< -SIGH- It makes me look like a 12 year old too, I'm constantly being asked my age when I go to a 15 rated film at the cinema and when i try to buy anything 15+ from shops like GAME and HMV. :/ I wish I would grow a little more. At least 5ft 3 is the height I want to be at when i'm 17. :S

[GildedWildebeest]

I'm 5'10" which is supposedly an inch above average but it is a lie! So many people at university are taller than me, and I live with 2 guys who are 6'4"... I guess the average for my age is more like 6'.

[88zeze]

somehow I ALWAYS have someone telling me that I'm tall so I respond "well, maybe that's because you're freakin short!" ....the problem is that I'm not even that tall I'm only 5 ft 5 in and 23 years old...

[BexSherwood1992]

I'm 5ft 9 which is awkward because i like wearing heels.

If i wear my standard pair of stillettos i end up at about 6ft 2 which is taller than everyone in my family

even my older brothr and my dad

infact i'm taller than my dad without shoes

which my dad has often expressd an opinion on, acting like it's my fault i'm tall

i'm glad someone understands my pain

if you lived in england we should hang out and go tower over shorter people

[iBeRandom233]

I'm 18 and 5ft 1. I'm never going to get any taller :( I envy tall people!

You amuse me :D

[droidfan2010]

How tall ARE you?

[Shehoomustnotbenamed]

I'm 5'11" and im 14 and female. im taller than ALL the boys :L no high heels for mee >.>

[geraldineflump]

i always ask the tall guys if they can lift me or if ican sit on their shoulders at concerts. its really fun, and a great way to make friends :)

[TheEmoHamster]

I hate you...I'm 13 and I'm 4"8 :(

[TheMaineShout]

@TheEmoHamster its ok im 13 and im only a couple inches taller im the shortest kid im my class

[theamazingmelon]

I like being my height(: And if you were a girl being short helps in cheerleading because you can't be a flyer if you're tallll! And flying is really fun!

[Noordinaryartist]

im 5'1 and get called short often YET everyone around is only like an inch taller! ah well, im fun size. you can be king size... lol

[TeaganSocia]

I hate being the tall person at the concert, the crowed surfers always get stuck on my head >__<

[lucyaliceee]

I'm a girl who's 6ft in heels. Pity me, people.

[aspie232]

hilarious.

[mutilatedbunnyxoxoxo]

trust me you're lucky you're tall take it from a person who is only 4'11 (and i'm rounding i'm actually 4'10.5) atleast you get to reach things without having to use a step stool

ohhhh nevermind i see a comment where you said your height. around 6'2, eh? that's cool xD i once dated a 6'5 guy. hol