I've been watching this for about 20 minutes now (I included the time from part one) and I can't do it any more. My English teacher I recommend it because it's so bad, and I agree
It was said that Ed Wood hardly ever did retakes because of time & money constraints, so he would hardly ever criticize the filming of any scene, but would instead just say, "Cut! That's PERFECT!"
LMAO
Probably made the "actors" feel good, though. hahaha
He ONLY uses and abuses the medium shot, all characters way too static and motionless and shown in a distance, from their knees up... the poor dialogues are recited poorly too, and the shots are waaay to long. I think it makes it look like a bad school theatre play even more.
..Murder..and somebdoy's responsible!! ROFL!! And the way he says "yeah, guess I am"- seems like he gets some major kick out of the inspector's death..
At 1:17 inspector Danial Clay cant act for shit. Can anyone understand what he is saying most of the time.
At 5:24 the guy on the right nearly knocked over a tomb stone.
At 6:15 That is NOT Bela Lugosi as it says in the credits. He died before the movie was made. All shots of him are old and were intended for anther movie.
At 7:55 why not scratch our chin with a loaded gun?
Why did they kill inspector Daniel Clay? His acting was on of the funniest things i've ever seen. Apart form his death- Oh no 2 people slowly walking towards me in open ground. or the it was shaped like a huge cigar-it wasn't, or the bit where they all fall over and the guy really clearly kicks a cardboard tombstone.
Plus if this is Ed wood following his dreams...i'd hate to see him following his nightmares.
Who found them.......medical examner been around yet.....you get their statement?.....finding a mess like this will make anyone frightened have the boys take the guy and the girl back to town, you take charge......kock around a little......I'll be getting the flashlight out of the patrol car......i'm a big boy now johnny
Hey, i'll give Ed Wood credit for trying. He loved movies and moviemaking, just never had the money to do things better. A for effort, plus he seemed like a good dude. This movie is a hoot.
Yeah, but just because you believe in your dreams it doesn't mean you have talent. I'm sorry but these movies are shit. I can't believe he wasn't embarrassed of showing them.
I've seen a film that is definitely worse than both Manos and Plan 9 put together. It's called Dracula prisoner of Frankenstein by Jesus Franco. My god, that film makes the other two look like Gone With the Wind.
This is far from the worst movie I've ever seen. At least Plan 9 was made with love and affection for the art of filmmaking, even if the execution was flawed. The worst movie I've seen, in my opinion, is defintely "Showdown in Little Tokyo". That was truly the worst film ever.
So, is that Vampira, the undead old guy, the officer, or hte cameraman making that weird groon at 7:14? Vampira, I guess? It sounds like someone's foot's being stepped on. xD
That inspector could've escaped off to the sides when those "zombies" cornered him from just the front and back. But instead he just silently stood there like a retarded lox and fired his silly little blanks.
I like how the car changes color.
majav15mg 10 months ago
RETARDS WITH RAYGUNS some horror doo wop subscribe
retardswithrayguns 11 months ago
"Nawkirownalil!"
TheCGIMaster 1 year ago
The only good writing in this movie was killing off that inspector FAST lol
jwild611 1 year ago
lol at the flying saucers i keep expecting someones hand to pop into the screen whenever the saucers are shown
shortdrummer991 1 year ago
I laughed SO hard when I saw one of the cheap grave-markers get kicked around at 5:24. XD
CherryFairy02 1 year ago
I've been watching this for about 20 minutes now (I included the time from part one) and I can't do it any more. My English teacher I recommend it because it's so bad, and I agree
theSEVENFOLDisLIFE 1 year ago
Tim Burton did an amazing job recreating Wood's feeling. A+
AtheistsAreGODS 1 year ago 3
I bet the cost to make this was so low it had a very high profit percentage
agusta1968 1 year ago
Is this a true story?
nostromo38 1 year ago 2
@nostromo38 Yes
cha5 1 year ago
It was said that Ed Wood hardly ever did retakes because of time & money constraints, so he would hardly ever criticize the filming of any scene, but would instead just say, "Cut! That's PERFECT!"
LMAO
Probably made the "actors" feel good, though. hahaha
OldManMiki 1 year ago
He ONLY uses and abuses the medium shot, all characters way too static and motionless and shown in a distance, from their knees up... the poor dialogues are recited poorly too, and the shots are waaay to long. I think it makes it look like a bad school theatre play even more.
klavss76 1 year ago
"I saw a flying saucer."
"You mean the kind from 'up there'?"
"Yea, or its couterpart. It was shaped like a huge cigar."
There are way too many things wrong with that dialogue...
Scalismas656 1 year ago
@Scalismas656 A huge saucer shaped cigar.
AL52Dragon 1 year ago
lol @ 9:50 the guy picking up the newspaper
LOYALxTOxNONE 1 year ago
when the guy at 04:14 said the flying saucer was shaped like a cigar yet when we saw it it was plate shaped.
masterstarfox 1 year ago
I'll get one of flash lat frum patrol car
Am a big boy now Johnny
tkhushrenada 1 year ago 3
"....murdered, and somebodies responsible".
this is begging for a remake. though i think they could not do it justice.
peckingforgoodTV 1 year ago 4
@peckingforgoodTV
True.
The temptation to oversuse CGI could actually make the movie WORSE.
Watcher3223 1 year ago
ah<! ah! all studio shot, cheap, black backdrop and a lot of curtains
papoocanada 1 year ago
Well, it's a better movie than I could make. And he had real passion for his work. Kudos.
Illnessinducingx 2 years ago
Tor Johnson, i salute you! lol :o
yarrderp 2 years ago
at 7:22 you can see a star of David mixed in with the crosses... Interfaith cemetary? LMFAO!!!!!
tees4u 2 years ago 3
If one goes to the Arlington National cemetary, one can see various religious symbols and that is a government cemetary.
Mountainbare2002 1 year ago
at 1:44
what did he say???
ellibod1 2 years ago
" look around a little "
Gamefighter66 2 years ago
that ufo didn't look like a cigar.
what the shit is that big brick wall saying to the people at the cemetery?
in the cemetery you can see the stands behind the gravestones. 5:23 one guy makes one of the crosses wobble on its base.....this is Hilarious!
you can see the strings on the UFO sometimes.
the "dracula"(Belosa) was changed because of his death during this seen. why did they do the corny "dracula" face cover? this is hilarious
mcraigor 2 years ago
llove how he points his gun at his own face lawl while scratching
zerogravity11 2 years ago
I want to throw up...=C
pennyjpie 2 years ago
why cant i understand what the fat cop is saying
Endolaylith 2 years ago
Lol, because he's a wrestler, not an actor.
Illnessinducingx 2 years ago
I don't think this is as bad as its made out to be! But it still doesn't have great acting and special effects!
RottenCoke 2 years ago
For some reason I want to riff this movie MST3K style. I don't know.
cekicgrad2006 2 years ago
I love how the lt. points his gun toi his head.
I suppose he knew in that movie the gun would never make a shot that hits.
schusterlehrling 2 years ago
It's really rather difficult to work out what's going on half the time...
marcusmalone 2 years ago
nothing.
schusterlehrling 2 years ago
ROFL COPTER @ 8:00 to 8:06
mattsgalley 2 years ago
LOL it was shaped like a huge cigar, WHAT?????
Jok3r115 2 years ago
round cigars, what esle?
Did you realize that the sky with the UFO's sis cludy, but the sky those that watch them are standing under is often quite clear.
Also, the UFO's fly at dawn, and those who watch stand either in daylight or night.
schusterlehrling 2 years ago
He's dead. Murdered. And SOMEBODY'S RESPONSIBLE!!!
*GASP!!*
theSuperMetroid 2 years ago
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Must be the investigatons to Michael Jackson's death.
schusterlehrling 2 years ago
omg morticia adams lol
dayweed85 2 years ago
it takes talent to be that bad
dayweed85 2 years ago
Is this movie mean't to be a comedy?
iLuvAkeys4ever 2 years ago
I don't think it wuz.its actually the worst film ever made and bcuz of that its become sort of like a comedy in a way
mentalgurrrrl 2 years ago
The UFO isn't cigar shaped at all!
Cunobelinus54 2 years ago
haha "I will get one of flashlights from patrol car...".....and find moose and squirrel!
msharvell 2 years ago
where the fuck is this guy getting cigars shaped like that?
msharvell 2 years ago
7:13-Angelina Jolie, NOOOOOOOOOO!
smichelle65 2 years ago
Lol, Ed Wood rocks. He managed to shoot a movie starring a dead guy. :)
JackandStephan 2 years ago 3
how did all of those people fit in that
little house? lol. he actually did some
parts of the movie, but when he died,
the used somebody's wife's chiro-
practor to finish the movie. lol
bjc19199 2 years ago
what kind of cementery is that?, crosses abd david stars togheter!?
das81 2 years ago
..Murder..and somebdoy's responsible!! ROFL!! And the way he says "yeah, guess I am"- seems like he gets some major kick out of the inspector's death..
silentassassin42 2 years ago
murdered* and somebody's*
silentassassin42 2 years ago
oh i just love this
lepederi 2 years ago
9:46 This guy is so wasted.
zeldafanboy345 2 years ago
5:02 That's some seriously bad acting. Are they trying to move the set as well?! LOL! This is quality stuff!
jackyboy777666 2 years ago
Awesome movie. :D Titanic can go suck my balls, I know what I'd rather watch!
Kamenridedecade 2 years ago 2
At 1:17 inspector Danial Clay cant act for shit. Can anyone understand what he is saying most of the time.
At 5:24 the guy on the right nearly knocked over a tomb stone.
At 6:15 That is NOT Bela Lugosi as it says in the credits. He died before the movie was made. All shots of him are old and were intended for anther movie.
At 7:55 why not scratch our chin with a loaded gun?
At 9:29, A drunk alien driver.
manbearpig900 2 years ago 3
And do you know what that's just a few of the nine billion mistakes in this movie.
StephenP18 2 years ago
and I also love how the main detective guy keeps pointing and gesturing with his gun.
chelseajo91 2 years ago
I love her face at 7:14 rofl
chelseajo91 2 years ago
5:02 WHOAAAAA
I love this shit
MetalMetallica8642 2 years ago
Why did they kill inspector Daniel Clay? His acting was on of the funniest things i've ever seen. Apart form his death- Oh no 2 people slowly walking towards me in open ground. or the it was shaped like a huge cigar-it wasn't, or the bit where they all fall over and the guy really clearly kicks a cardboard tombstone.
Plus if this is Ed wood following his dreams...i'd hate to see him following his nightmares.
venakew 2 years ago
it was shaped like a huge cigar
flippinfl00b 2 years ago
Who found them.......medical examner been around yet.....you get their statement?.....finding a mess like this will make anyone frightened have the boys take the guy and the girl back to town, you take charge......kock around a little......I'll be getting the flashlight out of the patrol car......i'm a big boy now johnny
Shanethefilmmaker 2 years ago
I'm probably the only one who knew what tor johnson was trying to say
Shanethefilmmaker 2 years ago
You've just got to love the lack of good acting!
VGRetro 3 years ago
at 3:09 cop/ did you get that funny odor?
lieutenant/ yeah I did.
What did he do, comment on his fart?
thenewtalkingguitar 3 years ago 2
Hey, i'll give Ed Wood credit for trying. He loved movies and moviemaking, just never had the money to do things better. A for effort, plus he seemed like a good dude. This movie is a hoot.
markre60 3 years ago 12
Yeah, but just because you believe in your dreams it doesn't mean you have talent. I'm sorry but these movies are shit. I can't believe he wasn't embarrassed of showing them.
frodo322 2 years ago
it is GETTING DARK?
It was night already for god sake!
fsan2005 3 years ago 3
Holy Macrill
GundamGrimlock 3 years ago
thats entertainment
embrikthedick 3 years ago
EPIC FILM!!!!!
Anghellik9 3 years ago 2
this isn't that bad! its funny
79siggy 3 years ago 3
I love Tor Johnson
Cop: "Ok Inspector what are you going to do"?
Inspector Tor: "Nockamanaganna"
WHAT?
SlabmcChest 3 years ago 4
-one thing is for sure, inspector clay is dead
-murdered
-and somebody's responsible!
you don't say! somebody is responsible for his murder!
buzzycomics 3 years ago
Is that a tomb or a damn clown car?
radioblueheart 3 years ago
"OK Inspector, what are you going to do?"
"Nokarounawiwl."
LOL
KodeLiMe 3 years ago 17
Sorry, I cannot watch this any longer.
Now I know, why this is the worst film ever.
At least the worst film I ever saw and I saw only two parts.
Kp1O 3 years ago
I gets much worse
DragonsDen07 3 years ago
I've seen a film that is definitely worse than both Manos and Plan 9 put together. It's called Dracula prisoner of Frankenstein by Jesus Franco. My god, that film makes the other two look like Gone With the Wind.
Finnur87 3 years ago
How can a film by Jesus be bad? Lol
puppetmaster983 3 years ago
there is vampires, and aliens and zombies.that movie makes no sense
cinemaniac31st 3 years ago
the zombie lady looks hot
chaoticslaughter88 3 years ago
of course sge's hot sgew's vampira
Shanethefilmmaker 3 years ago
This is far from the worst movie I've ever seen. At least Plan 9 was made with love and affection for the art of filmmaking, even if the execution was flawed. The worst movie I've seen, in my opinion, is defintely "Showdown in Little Tokyo". That was truly the worst film ever.
Daigo787 3 years ago
No way dude. The worst movie is without a doubt, Manos the hands of fate.
nma52b 3 years ago
Definitely Vampiyaz.
cromartiedropout1 3 years ago
Vampira's hot....anyone got her number?
odious34 3 years ago
its 666-1369
MutleeIsTheAntiGod 3 years ago
haha good one
DJMetalstone 3 years ago
This movie is charming after all... XD
Jeark 3 years ago
So, is that Vampira, the undead old guy, the officer, or hte cameraman making that weird groon at 7:14? Vampira, I guess? It sounds like someone's foot's being stepped on. xD
Caldella 3 years ago
Hubcap ufos!
acroboomslayer 3 years ago
This has nothing on "Manos: The Hands of Fate"
Skull10 3 years ago
I have sceen worse movies, but those were painfully bad and this is pretty funny.
masterohumans 3 years ago 5
WHAT IS TOR SAYING???!
Xerdna74 3 years ago
"look around awhile...I'll get a flashlight from the patrolcar."
SpartanMen 3 years ago
I can understand why this is a cult film. Even the cameramovement is plain bad.
LightStijn 3 years ago 2
Vampira is so hot!!!!
cveleninja 3 years ago 2
WTF is that police officer saying?
tammytrauma 3 years ago 2
That inspector could've escaped off to the sides when those "zombies" cornered him from just the front and back. But instead he just silently stood there like a retarded lox and fired his silly little blanks.
InsaneComedy 3 years ago
7:12 lol
jsalvo1 3 years ago
thankss..
chainsawbaby23 3 years ago
Those tomb stones are made out of plywood. :3
sarge2006 3 years ago
Yeah, Right at 5:25 you can see one of the tombstones in the shape of a cross nearly get knocked over by someone's foot.
cha5 3 years ago
Scratch that, It did get knocked over seconds afterwards right on that guys leg.
cha5 3 years ago
first comment!!!!
akshaykumarfan68 3 years ago