scary movie 1 part 1

[kimberlymarie21990]

this was the first r rated movie i ever got to see in theatre!!! memories

[ImagineeringKid]

Funny Bones!



[beardeddragon1238]

the girl looks like the same as in epice movie. that mystiqe or something?

[onerandomexican]

The part were he runs her over is in the second 1 at the end

[FaygoLover2898]

i know im not trick or treating at her house

[roguespartan131]

She would take the banana haha just saying

[attackdem]

ghost faces:i wnat to know how ur insides look like.

girl: well turn turn to pagde 54. lolllllllllllllllllll

[PremierLeague2010]

love it !

[RDTIPS]

240p we meet again



[tasostsirios]

trash...

[MrMackey25]

love it i though his father was drunk lol but no he was felling like wooaaHhh god his wife is licking his balls hahaha and then when the killer was after him she run and post like sexy star ahaha lol

[05matthew]

fuck this movies dumb ass fuck

[valerei97]

" I wanna see what your insides look like."

"Well then turn to page 54!"

[catueastcoast]

pause at 3:52

[TheMrOlic]

I love scary movie!! <3 <3

[X7DarKKnighT7X]

DAMN YOU 240p!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[Eamesam]

Lol, the man nipples. :'P

[concerts4utube]

THUMBS UP FOR OBESE JIFFY POP

[Musiqluver200]

hey isnt this a spoof of SCREAM!?! sum part of SCREAM!?

[johnjobf]

@Musiqluver200 70% of the movie yes

[Musiqluver200]

@johnjobf yah....i new it....they just added sum funny (disgustin) parts....LOL!

[haterzaremotivators]

I love you. 

[nickfan228]

this is just like the scream movies haha

[parkour0maroc]

yay thumbas up 5 2010 watcherts / also high five for me

[Musiqluver200]

@parkour0maroc not 5...its 4=for!

[omeron87]

WOOT WOOT!!!!

[mjbayb36]

really it said death safe she went on death

[007foppe]

think scary movie 1 is the best

[Classanova1]

lol she chosen banana better than knife and chosen death

[todobagon]

whats fuck

[yogaandrew1]

omg that blond chicks awesome

[mijnhondheettino]

is this movie 18+?

[xxJBDLoveStories95xx]

she grabs a bannana LOLZ XD

[mrsamerxful]

i dont understand whos the killer doofy or bobby or ray?

[thekuwaitprincess]

why's the quality so shitty? :''//

[Kyuubiroar1]

you crazy bitch go to safety not death

[thebnjshow1]

A BANNANNA?! YOU TOOK A BANANNA?! Two seconds later YOU CHOSE DEATH OVER SAFETY! Disgrast to the White race, A African american would slam the guy into the wall and take the knife and stab him and then call the cops and make sure the guy doesn't kill them, NOT TRIP!!! Couple kids were talking about that before

[austen4272]

@thebnjshow1 Dave Chapelle says no black guy calls the cops.

[coolbranxx]

@thebnjshow1 Its a fuckin movie you racist fucking scum.

[thebnjshow1]

@coolbranxx Im racist If I talk about my race?

[thebnjshow1]

@coolbranxx You do know you talked to a child. Right. You didn't know. Well you did.

[coolcooler123]

wow she took a banana

[ninethreefivesix]

She don't love herself!

[christopher95948]

ahh this shech is funny as hell

[iloveemissmonkey]

ahaha

[shernanify]

hahaha..



[MikuruYukiUzumaki]

awesome movie!!!!! <3 i never look at horror movies the same after watching this XDDD

[jerseyshore8228]

lmfao diz iz dah best movie ever!

[AbbyNpeaces]

@LuvAnimals4eva its not scary its funny xD

[ytsmackdowner]

hahahahahaha what a movie

[LuvAnimals4eva]

Is it scary? Im scared to watch it... :L :3 Reply asap please!!

[Over9000Cookies]

@LuvAnimals4eva it's a parody of real scary movies,so it's not scary,it's funny as hell XD

[WWETrishMickiefan]

The quality is shit

[lycanthropewerewolf]

December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his email to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die

[AmyKristaLuvAllways]

December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his email to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die

[cheezecakeOx]

December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his email to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die

[cheezecakeOx]

im really sorry of what im going to do now im just really afraid and i cant help my self i dont belive at this but these fucking chain letters scares me so im sorry i know it stupid

[xxJBDLoveStories95xx]

bobby reminds me of David Henrie

[remiboy12]

i wastt gone take that pistol

[MansonLove1988]

"Musta been that crack i smoked earlier." LOL.

[ROBSKIES211]

@lizzlizz10 haha the 90's

[prettyshia19]

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[MilitiaMackMusic]

2011 say WHAT WHAT !!!

Also .. WAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BEST SCARY MOVIE EVER

[PUXXZZ]

what is the name of song 7:26

[Kingelmoman]

AAWWWW!!! MY EYES!!! I HONESTLY SCREAMED AND FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR...

[twinkiethegangsterca]

omg i love these movies!!!!!!! hahahahaahahah

[TheMeggie96]

i mean 1:55 ish :L

[TheMeggie96]

skip to 1:58 !!!!

best part! nearly wet myself laughing! :L

[tikatikatilly]

what does this teach u never watch shazam

[lilkoolade]

SERIOUSLY HOT BABE BUT MAN BOOBS REALLY!!EWWWWWW:(

[MsTabithaMiller]

extremely hot babe :)

[toshiro1431]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww a women with man boobs

[xxLexiStorm95xx]

the second one is bad

[xXMATTYXx1000]

yay thumbs up 4 2011 watchers. also high five for 3:43

[sweetlove3100]

hahaha its nt so scary its funny its name should be funny movies instead of scary movie lolx:p

[Erikakane2010]

OMG . . why she choose a banna over a knife & death over safety ? Lmao

[misshorselover11]

@Erikakane2010 because she is what we call a dumb blond -doesnt mean to offend other blonds-

[fefi522]

i wonder what scary movie 5 is going to be about....hope is good like all the scary movies...

[vivianna141]

now why would she pick up the banana thats so stupid and she should have went to safety and and nvermind

[textlover321]

I would've grabbed the banana, too...

[PRINCESS55152]

why the heck she picks up and BANANA!?! ...... I MEAN REALLY WATZ THAT GONNA DO?..... she makes a move in the water in slow motion ... and then he stabs her with a knife..... what the heack. then she gets ran over.!?! that part was hilarious... lol shes done now!

[PRINCESS55152]

she grabed a banana?...... wth there was knifes write there?...... shes weird...

[kitty19181]

Ok so there is a table of weapons that contains: A banana, and a few knifes. She picks up the banana. There are 2 signs: Safety, or Death. She picks Death.She runs around in a bra and underwear, and stops in the water to create a scene. Then she gets run over by her parents. And scream kills her. She fulfilled her death wish :)

[78Jadin]

Its not even that scary .. Lol

[Trechelle1000]

Hahaha prince!

[timvock]

lol the banana

[9musicxisxlife]

realli? shes so blond!!! first she kills some little ppl, then picks up A BABANA! then goes th ethe sheald which says DEATH! stupid? lolll such a funny film

[sunbug14]

i love scary movie and funny movie and all of the scary movie are my favrite because both of my favrite types of movies and smashed in the movie together lol!!!

[sunbug14]

lol i am just going to pick up a banana lol XD

[ralkai77]

A gun, a knife, a grenade, and she grabs a bannanna. SERIOUSLY THIS MOVIE"S SO ******* FUNNY

[sensation352]

nice ass baby

[propane2012]

ooooook  freking scary and funny

[Tixler]

dude looks like Prince lmao

[Mando5167]

hahahahahahahah funny



[Krazy52Chick]

a bannanna rlly!!!!!! A FUCKIN BANNANNA!?!?!

[stofclezza]

@Krazy52Chick why why the banana i think we think the same

[stofclezza]

@Krazy52Chick drew your the worst

[marmum87]

@Krazy52Chick I would of took the gun and knife

[Tixler]

@marmum87 i woulda taken everything but the banana!

[DarkNeonNightmare]

@Krazy52Chick hey, best case scenario, it'll slip the killer off his feet and slam his head hard on the table corner and knock him out unconcsious....but I doubt it.

[peteristehbest]

@Krazy52Chick i'm amazed you can't spell banana

[wrestler5534]

wats the 2nd one about ?

[awesomerodriguez]

@wrestler5534 a haunted house

[karate790]

@the azhia ko salah eje larh bodo!!!

[rawrizanthony]

LOL

[TheAzhia]

hahahah 0:28 is so funneh

[VeryOxygen]

Thumbs up for the annotation that said five stars

[ActionMovies619]

deez gyals r fukin sexy man 4 christmas i wanna fuck dem

[MiiNDLeSSMight]

@ActionMovies619 lol wtf

[GorriazFan1]

45 u can see her out sides lmao reverse

[mrpwnage91]

9:45 he he alright

[MasterMagic2010]

2:52 - she picks the banana, rofl

[Manolara10]

because of scary movie when i see horror i always lough now....its better than cant sleep after the end....thx scary movie!

[ROBSKIES211]

thumbs up if youre still watching this in 2011 :D

[sweetywolf09]

@ROBSKIES211 I'm watching this in 1987.

[ROBSKIES211]

@sweetywolf09 haha the 80's

[puppy234319]

@sweetywolf09 that is impossible 2 watch in the 80's because this came out on may 2009

[vivianna141]

@ROBSKIES211 right on dude

[TheMartheenas]

@ROBSKIES211 WHAT THE FU*K WITH ALL THOSE RETARDED XCOMMENTS ABOUT 2011???!!!??? U ARE STUPID OR WHAT???

[ROBSKIES211]

@TheMartheenas KICK BACK why you hating on comments

[monkiegirl2011]

@ROBSKIES211 no im watching this in 1975!haha

[ROBSKIES211]

@monkiegirl2011 haha the 70's

[skatinghobart]

@ROBSKIES211 naaahh its 1982 fuck off! 

[ROBSKIES211]

@skatinghobart ahhhh go suck a butthole

[2411julien]

Bad quality

[swaggajay100]

9 45 giggitygiggity

[swaggajay100]

46 people do not love comedy /wanna be horrors!

[ResuscitateMe]

omg, i love this movie <3 xP

[khenz16]

The best parody film ever made. I hope they'll do Scary Movie 5

[IMSTARYAFEEL]

LMAO

[TheSamitola]

dumb ass! she runs toward death!! haha

[Kristyannepeterpan]

I was watching "I know what you did last summer", got to the "boot" part, and had to switch movies lol

[NADDA212]

good vid dude rite from the beginning i could tell of the high cuality

[mcshorty98]

Respond to this video...  hahaha wasup

[pxdfover]

WASSSSSUUUUPPP!!!

[huikki987]

this could be the worst movie ever it makes you only mad because it sucks so bad

[juxmook]

@huikki987 And you came here to say this...why??

[SmsHailey]

put scary movie 4 on youtube

[AnnaBloodFrost]

why would a black guy be wearing a dress? XD nvm it's scary movie of course there's gonna be someone wearing a dress XD

[xXShadowGirlzXx]

I though I heard screaming in here!. Hmm it might have been that crap I smoked earlier. xD lmao

[exedro2]

4:17 was so funny



[exedro2]

4:03 was so funny

[beautifulchikis03]

fuuny i fucken love scary movie movies lol there funny and stupid n nasty(:

[HarryArron]

4:04 whats that thing?

please reply

[Liam9700]

@HarryArron boob implant



[HarryArron]

@Liam9700 ok thanks

[wallie356]

LOL AT HER POSING LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[lexiclem]

AWWWW SHIT SON......LOL!!!!!! And she grabs the banna instead of a gun or a knife what was she thinking....oh ik she was thinking grab the banna i can beet the crap out of him with that hahahah

[shaylab13]

she coulda made his ass slip on da banana or somthing...lol!! since she picked it i mean....lmao!!!

[jenellev12]

I love it

[savvas731]

thumbs up for shit quality!

[anglehardy]

"Once you go black you can't go back" LMFAO!!!!

[MrMusicFM]

"She don't love herself."

[cupcake10241]

people sittin here takin bout this movie SCARY ! yaa right

[abe1002]

1:32 I laughed my ass off at this part.

[darkjesse101]

XD boobs XD

[Jwownodat]

i need a moyher fuken boyfriend

[LittleKandiRaver34]

@Jwownodat Me To

[roxie9911]

BAGPIPES!!!!!!!!



[TheAceOfKashly]

i like koala bears

[YouuStoleMyCookiex3]

Ah, how I love these retarded movies ;}

[123asbjorn]

SCARY MOVIE ROCKS!!they are scarry and funny!

[crazyrailfan152]

who wears electric underwear and who is the porn reading halloween douche bag

[AshleyAndHayleybff]

@crazyrailfan152 kinda..... O__O

[ty666ish]

"Your mother"sister says "Your my brother thats your mother too, Jackass" Brother says" Yeah, your right , Well, Then your father stupid" Sister says" So, I dont know him" brother says" Yeah me neither". Lol xD

[CWHpr0ducti0ns]

i dont know why EVERYONE thinks carmen electra iz hot. IMO she isnt. she not that skinny...