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  • you monster!

  • @CommentClutch lol totally

  • Likes Vocaloid Luka Megurine XD

  • I want this played at my funeral.

  • Im still alive and im still alive one hundred years later.

  • Awesome song, but kinda sad lyrics.... Still nice!

  • @underworldprncss666 it's already out. My bro and dad already started playing 2 days ago

  • my husband n i just finished the game.:) we cnt wait for portal 2 ... this song is so funny

  • Both portal songs and singing turrets

    watch?v=Kq00zdS2kfo

  • I remember this was the only song i was good on in rock band.

  • And They Said The Was A Lie ..... I Think The Guys That wrote Those Things Should Have Completed The Game Before They Say Things Like That .....

  • Why is this song so famous?

  • This song is kinda sad

    its a great song but

    you should get a better voice quallity i made like

  • I dislike for quality sound of the vid, sorry...

  • the cake is not a lie!

  • Believe it or not, I played Portal all night long last night until I finished it, and when I went to bed and slept I dreamed of myself in a testchamber eating a delicious chocolat cake

  • 76 people are not still alive.

  • @bnewton0 make it 78

  • awwww dont cry people:D

    :P

  • Please join us today! We are celebrating this 2011 in the Garry's Mod official group's Chatroom!!

    Copy/paste this into your URL bar:

    steam://friends/joinchat/10358­2791430264201

    Please, join and sing with us!

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  • Ewww sound quality = SHIT!

  • @killedmymom this is exactly what it is sounds like in the game? hearing=SHIT

  • @NBAPLAYER152 Well NBAPlayer (caps) I'm sorry that your speakers are only capable of... mediocre quality sound. When my speakers play this song... theres a lot of crackling and other stuff. If you don't hear it.... then... either its your speakers or your ears.. idk.. check it..

  • @killedmymom dude... stop talking. the sound quality does screw up after the second page of diologue...

  • This song almost made me cry

  • me to

  • epic song though i haven't played the game i really want to i love this song i sing it at school :D

  • Actually, Portal has a BIT to do with HL2. I only played it once, but the "Black Mesa" Is in HL2. And, their from the same maker and "The Orange Box" which is supposed to be HL2 and two extra games... But yeah.

  • cant wait for p 2

  • Ps:when youre dieng i be STILL ALIVE

    PPS:Im glad im not you

    Talk about rubbing it in lol XD

  • mastering sucks :((

  • No offence but this has nothing to do with Half Life 2, rolf. Half-Life 2: PORTAL Credits Song <<

  • No offence but this has nothing to do with Half Life 2, rolf.

  • Fake

  • It's hard to overstate her extreme sarcasm :D

  • LOL GLADOS FTW!

  • greate now i want cake

  • the cake is real..... :p

    

  • the cake is a lie, but this song is great

  • @vranckdrana

    the cake is NOT a lie ;)

  • For all those portal fans like me there will be second part of portal :D

  • o rly?

  • Very cute song awwweee. Warm and fuzzy...

  • THATS THE SONG AH AH AH I LIKE IT!!!

  • This song is such bullsh1t... Mirrors edges "Still alive" is so much better... This one reminds me of Pokemons or somethjing :D

  • @archezsss How are this song and Mirror's edge's song related ? THEY'RE TOTALLY DIFFERENT.

    It reminds you of Pokemon ? Or somethjing :D ? Who are you, how comes you don't like this ! WHY THE F does it make you think of Pokémon !! I mean... pokémon ? SERIOUSLY ??

  • 71 test subjects will not get cake

  • IT ISNT HALF LIFE 2!!!!!!!!!!

    its in the same period. but a whole different game >:(

    meh get angry

  • SO many reasons to WANT play the game...

  • CAKE!!!!

  • mmm.... good cake

  • Did anyone else notice in the song when the singer says 'glad' what's written is GLaD? I think it is a reference to GLaDOS, the character you destroy, kill, tear apart, and incinerate. Really, that's who sings the song (the voice actor).

  • @ACMaster24 funny, i noticeted it in the game, but not when i watchted it right now

  • @ACMaster24 EVERYONE noticed that

  • @ACMaster24 No shit sherlock =D

  • @ACMaster24 Omg no wai.

  • this is the only time i have watched the credits to the end

  • "Remember, the Aperture Science 'Bring your daughter to work' day is the perfect time to have her tested."

    -GLaDOS

  • Maybe Black Mesa..... ROTFL

  • They used one voice actor for every voice in there.

  • i cried when i first watched this at the end of portal lol its so cool :D

  • The cake is a lie. *cry*

  • @Kituu14 THE CAKE IS A LIE??////11!

  • @LeonardoWander1 Yes it is ! *o*

  • i know thw vid in slow......

  • I lol'd when it mentioned Black Mesa.

  • in sothern arizona in between yuma and tuson there is

    a program to make a self learning and sellf aware robotics

    this is entirely true its a big navey bace in the middle the

    fricken desert odd no?

  • this is an awesome song

  • Crappy sound quality...

  • @ind0ctr1n3 No, it's good sound sound quality, it's meant to be like that. I think...

  • @Pyrodog12 No...Just play the game and hear it there.

  • @ind0ctr1n3 yessir

  • are you ppl retarted? the "surprised" GLaDOS wanted to give Chell was the party with the personality cores and the cake and the Companion Cube, SO THE CAKE ISNT A LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • You cant replay the song on xbox without replaying the final fight. Sux!!!

  • This song is great. It remembers me the kind of song Mike Olfield could do. And I love the ironic way of lyrics.

  • sounds like she is pissed in a calm way

  • How can you replay this on xbox with out the fight

  • I was wondering on how you could replay this without going through the fight again ( its xbox)

  • @stivan25 Chell is the character of this game. I saw the Apperature Science place exploded, but GLaDOS sings "Still Alive" and notes she hasn't died. It seems like Chell passed out, but is she dead? And what's with that cake scene? It's kinda creepy.

  • No, Portal 2:Still Alive, is out now on Xbox Live Arcade.

  • @CarolinaAirsoft

    That's not Portal 2...:p

  • ...yeah. That's just a standalone version of the original game, not a sequel lol.

  • You know, I really like this song. I have read up on what it means, but can someone explain Portal's ending to me? Is Chell dead? I'm sorry if I annoy anyone by asking, but please help?

  • @TehRantare Chell? The huge super computer is dead but whats Chell? in the end you blow up the whole factory

  • You are Chell. The main character's name is not revealed until the end credits.

  • Can sum1 help me understand the Black Mesa part, My cuzin never explained it =S

  • black mesa is from half life, just a joke saying maybe theyll help but being sarcastic

  • black mesa is from half life franchise. supposedly aperture rivals black mesa

  • Well it's creepy but incredibly catchy...

    I never got this game but some friends showed me it... it was odd :P

  • @Throthgar TOTALLY AGREED

  • if u haven't played the game it can get incredibly annoying. the "neat gun" is the portal gun, and it mentions cake cuz GLaDOS promises the portal guy "cake" for finishing the challenge. and the "tore me to pieces and threw me in a fire" is because for the final boss GlaDos u rebound missiles and throw her pieces in a flame.

  • Yeah someone I know wont stop going on about how the "Cake is a lie".... apparently that is because of the cake in this game.

  • lmfao

  • @Throthgar its super friggin catchy il be humming at school

  • wait is this the sequal to half life

    IM SO CONFUSED

  • .. the sequel to half life is half life 2..

  • @expocule NeatoNL must have just checked the orange box.(The box set with half life2, portal and team fortress 2) and missread the content

  • i no what the orange box is i have it

  • the first time i heard this song i was like "what the heck is this?"

    but then i played the game. it all makes sence now.

  • PPPS:

    FINAL THOUGHT

    FINAL THOUGHT PS

    Funny

  • what are you talking about

  • Your one to talk. -.-

    This song rocks.

    And everybody hates you.

    P.S. WHY THA FUCK ARE YOU WATCHING A VIDEO ABOUT IT DUMBASS???

  • @picaticatara says the guy watching it

  • awesome !

  • yeaaahh girls...do what ewer u wısh tear me apart or go to another boy but ı m stıll alıve...ı m gonna be stıll alıve u bıcth when u r dıeng ı m gonna look ın ur fuckın eyes n say ı m stıll alive!! u bıtch...still alive...

  • i dont think it had any.....

  • beast song ever my eyes started to water

  • when i heard this song and reading...i felt like crying because this is a sad ending song

  • Erm.. I hope you know this is a game right?

  • Well, yes, but it's kinda happy. GLaDOS is still alive and doing experiments as usual, and has no hard feelings against Chell. It's actually a quite happy ending. =P

  • SO CATCHY

  • what a nice letter

  • sound quality is terrible

    great song though

  • i love ths song so much!............

    mabe black misa haha fat chance

  • spelled Black Messa.

  • Black Mesa*

  • At first, I was wondering if she was singing...

  • I love this song ^^

  • i have a sick obsession with this song iv never even played the game!!!!!!

  • same!!

  • me 2

  • same here! Sometimes I feel ashamed, but I don't care. This song is sooo goood.

  • @CRBears get it outta my heaaaad !!

  • @CRBears its much better if youve played the game :p

  • @CRBears

    download it then

  • @CRBears this is one of the greatest games in history .. better than zelda a hunder times ... i can say that this game is on level with metal gear solid

  • Yeah I know I beat this game a hundred times its soo epic.

  • @CRBears then play it its awesome^^

  • @CRBears  same

  • @CRBears its awesome, the game is aswell

  • Maybe you'll find someone else to help you... Maybe Black Mesa... HAHA THAT WAS JUST A JOKE. FAT CHANCE.

    =) That parts the best, because Black Mesa is after Gordon Freeman in HL1 :)

  • you didn't need to explain that

  • well valve made both, lol

  • Hence the joke.

  • exept the once who are dead

  • I love portal!

  • who doesnt

  • Cake = MC squared

  • this song makes me feel bad for GLaDOS :(

  • Funniest song ever!

  • lol this is AwEsOmE

  • good game but real easy beet it in maybe 5 hours lol

  • @Mcfarlanda, yeah

    the first time through would be that, after a while it gets easy, I've beaten it in like.. 1 hour,

    people have done it in less.. o.o

    But yeah

    I loved this game.. : D

    ((Even bought a Portal Shirt.. Wearing it right now.. xD))

  • is this game on ps3?

    (portal)

    i need to know

    coment back PLZ!

  • I just "google"d your exact question, you should try this site, it's really handy - and the answer i get from every hit is yes.

  • thatnks man , thats a releefe

    the game looks great

    thanks alot man.

  • Its in a game pack. Portal 2 is with team fortress and half life 2 i believe.

  • Not that i know of, i just know its on steam, and xbox.

  • Yep its in THE ORANGE BOX

  • Hot Dogs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

  • what's that room at the end??

  • to get it... when you are fighting GLaDOS .... open developer console ( ` ) and type sv_cheats 1 then noclip..... fly up all the way.. u will get to the town or something.... go down till u find a room followed by a line or something... go to it... there you go

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  • just beat it and im still laughing lol

  • This is the sweetest song ever!

  • such a good game ahahah

  • You were the cake.

  • every time i listen to this song, it gets creepier and creepier every time. and yeah it does sound like a a 6-year old girl tying you up to an electric chair then you shooting her in the face with a shotgun or something. :P but its a good song

  • i like what kibia said to that robot in yugioh abridged who thought it was glados he said the cake is a lie bitch i loved that

  • this song is so fucking freaky

    makes me think of a psychotic 6 year-old girl singing in a mad circus (as she is tying u up to a electric chair)

  • the cake was no lie :D

    great game :)

  • I never said I didnt like it.

  • sure r actin like it

  • i love this game i like how it test your mind and it puts all of those puzzles its a great game its the best brain teaser game ever!

  • i agree

  • <3 companion cube

  • the cake is a lie

  • the cake is a spy!

  • the cake is chuck norris