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  • My ni99er dick is better.

  • DEMON DICK, lol.

  • My mother only likes very old fat men that look like Santa. ^_^

  • @DarkEmpressRose well, your Father does look Good in Red...

  • LOL...

    a lot man so fucking awesome...xD

    like all the last ones...xD

  • Freshly shaven eh?

  • You have absolutely wonderful monologues sir :) !!!

  • splunking in my mother?i think ill pass dude

  • Fucked your Mother, didn't I?

  • your brutality shines with the intensity of a thousand blazing suns gone supernova master!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

  • Master you are the greatest ever, those things just never get old, poor mother watch were you sit your ass muhahahahaaaa

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  • yeah yeah yeah

  • My mother can't sit down. There, I win.

  • Master, when you're "spelunking" my mom, do you find it necessary to tie a rope around your waist in case you fall in? The last guy did. He said he found your keys and drove your car out to safety...

  • if only he'd ask politely

  • mhm dont think he has a mother, maybe he is is grandpa

    or

    once there just ws nothing and then the masters dick...

  • when do we get to hear about the masters own mother? It would be facinating to know about her,i always imagined her as maybe a nun who got accidently locked inside an asylum and raped by a 100 serial killers like freddie krugers! or maybe she was a hound from hell who gave birth to satans sporn! awesome either way!

  • When is the 'Masters Splunking Good Christmas' album coming out?

  • "I'm going to fuck you like an animal"

  • hehe crAZY fucker

  • That cow noise at the end.. Wow.  I didn't know you recorded my mother last night! D:

  • mwahahahaha

  • master i want you to talk about your mother for once, whats she smell like?

  • i would imagine the scent is reminiscent fire, brimstone, perhaps sulfur and whatever else evil of the most pure and insidious form might smell like. Hail The Master and question not his origins!

  • after a long night sucking a demon dick my friends mother came home and her son ask her whats with all the sploog she replied its not sploog its demonic hair jell xD

  • Ba dum tish!

  • haha

  • Poor guy probably doesn't even have a mother...

  • your mother was a snowblower....!!

  • Master, you should consider getting a leash for that demon dick of yours before it bites some- Oh, too late! Another one's mother taken down!

  • hahahahaa my mother is a bitch...

  • Love your videos, funny stuff.

  • And after a long and sinful day you see Master's face in your subscription list with another epic your mother episode isn't that awesome?It makes my freaking day always.

  • Pointless and crued................ I LOVED IT!

  • good day

  • this would have been so much more funnier if my mom wasnt standing behind me.

  • lol

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  • My mother is a rabid sow.

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