Master, when you're "spelunking" my mom, do you find it necessary to tie a rope around your waist in case you fall in? The last guy did. He said he found your keys and drove your car out to safety...
when do we get to hear about the masters own mother? It would be facinating to know about her,i always imagined her as maybe a nun who got accidently locked inside an asylum and raped by a 100 serial killers like freddie krugers! or maybe she was a hound from hell who gave birth to satans sporn! awesome either way!
i would imagine the scent is reminiscent fire, brimstone, perhaps sulfur and whatever else evil of the most pure and insidious form might smell like. Hail The Master and question not his origins!
after a long night sucking a demon dick my friends mother came home and her son ask her whats with all the sploog she replied its not sploog its demonic hair jell xD
And after a long and sinful day you see Master's face in your subscription list with another epic your mother episode isn't that awesome?It makes my freaking day always.
My ni99er dick is better.
cantaloupefandangger 5 months ago
DEMON DICK, lol.
thebadroo 1 year ago 2
My mother only likes very old fat men that look like Santa. ^_^
DarkEmpressRose 2 years ago 2
@DarkEmpressRose well, your Father does look Good in Red...
heavymetalhappyhour 5 months ago
LOL...
a lot man so fucking awesome...xD
like all the last ones...xD
correo555 2 years ago
Freshly shaven eh?
DreadedEd 2 years ago 2
You have absolutely wonderful monologues sir :) !!!
foamynutz 2 years ago 3
splunking in my mother?i think ill pass dude
Sykovckrew1 2 years ago
Fucked your Mother, didn't I?
heavymetalhappyhour 2 years ago 2
your brutality shines with the intensity of a thousand blazing suns gone supernova master!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XxSpawnmasterxX 2 years ago 2
Master you are the greatest ever, those things just never get old, poor mother watch were you sit your ass muhahahahaaaa
huuskosan666 2 years ago
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kikikinko 2 years ago
yeah yeah yeah
powerkor 2 years ago
My mother can't sit down. There, I win.
DaddyPims 2 years ago 2
Master, when you're "spelunking" my mom, do you find it necessary to tie a rope around your waist in case you fall in? The last guy did. He said he found your keys and drove your car out to safety...
PlayboyHerbie 2 years ago 4
if only he'd ask politely
DreadedEd 2 years ago
mhm dont think he has a mother, maybe he is is grandpa
or
once there just ws nothing and then the masters dick...
mrbigunbekannter 2 years ago
when do we get to hear about the masters own mother? It would be facinating to know about her,i always imagined her as maybe a nun who got accidently locked inside an asylum and raped by a 100 serial killers like freddie krugers! or maybe she was a hound from hell who gave birth to satans sporn! awesome either way!
elvishprincess321 2 years ago 2
When is the 'Masters Splunking Good Christmas' album coming out?
Jonno71 2 years ago 3
"I'm going to fuck you like an animal"
marko92pn 2 years ago 2
hehe crAZY fucker
satanicinternational 2 years ago
That cow noise at the end.. Wow. I didn't know you recorded my mother last night! D:
BCRichShredder 2 years ago 2
mwahahahaha
fallbread 2 years ago
master i want you to talk about your mother for once, whats she smell like?
demoninyourbong 2 years ago
i would imagine the scent is reminiscent fire, brimstone, perhaps sulfur and whatever else evil of the most pure and insidious form might smell like. Hail The Master and question not his origins!
magicbrowny420 2 years ago 2
after a long night sucking a demon dick my friends mother came home and her son ask her whats with all the sploog she replied its not sploog its demonic hair jell xD
wataupdoc 2 years ago
Ba dum tish!
Sronpop 2 years ago
haha
TheHeavyMetalnr666 2 years ago
Poor guy probably doesn't even have a mother...
MoltenPlastic 2 years ago
your mother was a snowblower....!!
nigeyboy101 2 years ago
Master, you should consider getting a leash for that demon dick of yours before it bites some- Oh, too late! Another one's mother taken down!
GetsuakaKato 2 years ago 3
hahahahaa my mother is a bitch...
beelzebub686 2 years ago 2
Love your videos, funny stuff.
CobraCommandercon 2 years ago
And after a long and sinful day you see Master's face in your subscription list with another epic your mother episode isn't that awesome?It makes my freaking day always.
Heavyassalter 2 years ago 8
Pointless and crued................ I LOVED IT!
ElderGrogh 2 years ago 5
good day
ifyou555thatim666 2 years ago
this would have been so much more funnier if my mom wasnt standing behind me.
sharrer2 2 years ago 13
lol
paintballerJ 2 years ago
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Reptillianrouge 2 years ago
My mother is a rabid sow.
Reptillianrouge 2 years ago