Chinese Guy LOVES YOU!

[omgnoway23]

some1 tell me the vid where he makes a rap out of 2 girls justing bieber vid tellin em to blow their nose.

[MalinaliTrejo]

Antonio Banderas is Spanish not Mexican lol

[willfr8]

white:rod stewart

black:usher

asian:??????

muda fuckers:justin bieber

[TheGangstersquirrel]

eminem!

[GogoMario0424]

Chao fan shove in your mouth, your done!!!

[TheyCallMeBuddha]

Why is there so many fight videos in the suggestions?

[MegaJasmine1111]

I'm losing my SHIT. (:

[MrTheShocker1325]

ever thought about the cock asian race?

[AlvinW1997]

OMFG I UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING AND THAT WAS SO FUNNY GOOOOOOOO CANTONESE :D and mando too ;)

[Keedot4444]

i know exactly what you said and that was shit hilarious xD

[MrDamning]

@Honjeteer technically you are a chinese mongolian

[jd0gram]

eletion will fucking suck

[NCROPLEY1999]

My best friend is native :D hes awesome :D

[UnseenAlien]

haha i understood everything he said in chinese ;)

[megakill128]

@UnseenAlien well i can translt it!!!! Right now!!!

[160randomguy]

normaly i would get mad cause he dissed the indians but its peta chao so i ruff it

[160randomguy]

there aint no thang rike a chiken wing lmfao

[160randomguy]

i dont use chopsticks to pick up things but i use my chop stick to pick up da mudubiches lmfao does dat count

[160randomguy]

im indian but i am so racist to even my own race i know we indians are cheap ass lmao

[hf2rox]

@160randomguy

Phew, I thought i was the only one

[ben1000081]

@160randomguy same here bo, id mock everything bout Indians even tho i am one lol. I'm practically racist to everyone, but it shows im joking around :D

[MissMamegoma]

haha i understand that xD

[KIWI897]

Italians joey buttafuoco

[StarPopQ]

Brack People???

[Vi3tFantasyx13]

Absolutely loved the canto part !(:

[StaticElecShock]

Ahahaha, It's awesome being canto and watching Peter Chao.

[ASHPKMNM]

i dun mind everything in cantonese :P

[tevondanet30]

Black- LL Cool J

White- Dane Cook

Mexican- Rey Mysterio

Italian- Al Pacino

Chinese- Peter Chao

[playboombass1]

you`re right :)) u are ssoo funny

[christina8000]

Black:Me,Halle Berry,Beyonce

White:Tosh.O

Mexican:Supereggo

Italian:Pauly D

[totorob3]

I UNDERSTOOD THE CANTONESE PART HAHAHAHAHA

[porschemagicbus]

@totorob3 me doo

[Delarosaorder]

lol u forgot brus lee =(

[karatekidxj9]

Eat Da Honey BBQ Chicken Wing Writh da Rice!!!

[LikeToLaugh001]

Black: 50 Cent

White: Steve Jobs

Mexican: Rey Mysterio

Italian: Al Capone

Chinese: PEETAH-MUTHA-FUCKIN-CHAO! and jackie chan

[KenTai001]

Your 廣東話講得好正 haha

[helloweakly]

do you really watch bollywood movies? :o

Black: Chris Tucker

White: 3oh3?

Mexican: all Mexicanos

Italian: Italianos........

Chinese: PETER CHAO

Indian: Sha Rukh Khan and me XD jk but i am indian

Korean: all koreans!!!!!!!!!!!

[yungmoney99100]

asian and black RUSH HOUR! (I

[HaleyEdlefsen]

Dauuuum

[SuperJackson619]

fucken <3 that rap ;)

[VentedJordan]

acaperra bitchis :p

[thegunsling1]

korean: Gdragon

White:me

Vietnameise:my boyfriend,tht introduced me to the next one on youtube

Chinese:peter chao

[Muffinmonster9]

ok so you make racist jokes then make fun of brown ppl -.-

[PanDaZai92]

ooooo you so FUNNY!!!

[MinaPluis]

hahahahahah fat people

hahahaha :$

[deathnoid12345]

press 4, then after 5 sec. press 7??

[MioMioX]

i'm chinese and i know what u taking about,well done peter~

[babavstardelight]

lol..ohhh goshh

[lamlam196229]

retard

[MrJagl92]

Ohhh shiit madafuka are you serious?! :D

[SuperRamenmonster]

I UNDERSTOOD HIS CHINESE SPAZZ

[Crazyviking28]

White people- colonel sanders

Black people- Adrian Peterson

Chinese people- Jackie chan, jet lee and Peter chao

Mexican people- my neighbour(haaaa)

Indian people- ghandi

[horserider703]

my friend doesn't

[horserider703]

not all Asians hang out with other Asians all the time!!!

[MultiRump]

white people - justin bieber

black people - obama

mexicans - george lopez

indians - ghandi

arabs- (you guessed it) osama bin rahden

[FluffAyUnicorn]

Bruce Lee!!!!

[GnarGnarReviews]

909 people are fat and ugly



[suckittomcat]

Hate speech against overweight and what he considers "ugly" people. Can't wait till he's fat and fugly. Interesting video of a non-bigot being a bigot.

[GnarGnarReviews]

@suckittomcat You need to stop drinking the haterade, and start drinking the BUBBLETEA!

[suckittomcat]

@GnarGnarReviews Peter Chao is a funny guy but he still needs to learn where the "line" is and not to cross it. He alienates large groups of potential fans when he makes comments like that. He should take some lessons from Kathy Griffin. She is great.

[greyknightify]

the translation is 100% accurate only if ur a white dude :P

[HevyyB]

nooooooooo! the banana doesnt match the color of the subscribe button anymore! >:O

[ABCKILLER55]

i understand

[Nightblade101]

FOMF....B

[Juggernautmst]

MIRRIONS, AND MIRRIONS OF PETER CHAOS FANS!

[misco55]

I translate : 2:08 If you dont appreciate i dont translate and if you dont ima talk cantonese you bitch you know nothing about what im talking about chaooutside motherfuckers

[KroniKolizon]

Brown people don't get mentioned enough :P

[TheMoko1100]

u can say Cantonese cuz i understand n know hoe to speak it

[TheRandomBassPlayer]

Some people do talk like this. Trust me, I'm an Asian like him. His accent could be real. I think it is and it's funny as hell.

[monst3rIX]

Pretty sure he just called mama Chao a whore

[MayaBunny11]

Black : Michael Jackson

White: Michael Jackson

Chinese : Peter Chao

Japanese: Maya ( LM.C )

Fat People : Rasputia

[pilifino18]

Black: Michael Jordan

White: Tom Cruise

Brown: the dude in slumdog millionaire

Beaner: Chicarito

Pinoy: MANNY PACQUIAO

Chinese: Jackie Chan

[ScottDeathAngel]

My People:

White: Chuck Norris

Brown: Will Smith

Fat: Big Momma

Mexican: Speedy Gonzilas

[ScottDeathAngel]

You Know How.. HARD.. That is? *Infamous Chao Laugh*

[ScottDeathAngel]

Akturaly.. That's the FoMF... B..

xD

[1231bou]

Yes peter choa.is Hotttt!!! ;)

[Saintsfan473]

peter choa is soo hot XD

[XxNinja6821xX]

Hey mey ney gong cantonese ahh?

[killphil100]

o shit i thought that brown people meant mexican my bad. still funny :)

[BeztiizluvKim12345]

All Hispanics Are NOT Mexicans So.....COME ON DUDE!!! Plus NO Antonio Benderas!!! It's PitBull Or DaddyYankee OR IvyQueen!!! YAY!!! ;D

[killphil100]

@BeztiizluvKim12345 ha dude he means indians and terrorists

[MrLOLcats7]

White: Justin Bieber

Black: Big Momma

Chinese: Fried Rice

Jew: Ricky

Italian:.....umm......Mario

[llynksta]

@MAXIOLMO White

[TheNarutoLeafShinobi]

Urban Dictionary :D

[carobetterthanyourse]

you sound like that guy from that 70 show...

[RavingRottweilers]

what about the mexicans?

[smartkidcno]

I love you too :D who dose'nt love you?

906 people dont have any love in there lives D:.

[mouji1521]

actually there is an iconic figure in italia named pizza and his surname is de.livery. full name -- pizza de.livery ;)

[mouji1521]

im rapping about the chopsticks but im rapping. what's that together? black and the chinese. last time we had a combination of the two we ended up with a blackanese. lol =P

[nonondino]

LOL ANTONIO BANDERAS IS SPANISH NOT MEXICANS >>>>>RESPECT PETER CHAO MOFO

[shannc7]

@SK1tTl3s455 brown eyes

[beyondGJ]

you do not understand chinese because you are suck

[beyondGJ]

我明你講咩~支持你peter chao! i know what are you talking about ,support you !peterchao all Foreigners suck

[lqiang2008]

what is wrong with the brack ppl....

[555hansy]

peter chao's english is not bad . thats his accent i can understand

[cbert007]

@555hansy its a fake accent smart guy

[555hansy]

@cbert007 rearry ???

[555hansy]

i love every single race . cos they each contributed to this world . japanese people : they introduced shusi and my fav martial art , kyokushin karate .

mexican people : i love their nachos ! :D

indian people : roti prata ! :D yeah !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

etc, etc ,etc .

[0Doomsville0]

@555hansy it's sushi. LOL

[555hansy]

italian people : mario :D

[taxidermyrampage]

oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh anddddddddd:

German People: Bastian Schweinsteiger (and a one Sarah Weiler)

Russian People: Pluchenko!

Japanese People: Kozi

Korean People: pfttt Rain!

Spanish People:

Salvador Dalí

ALL THE OTHER PEOPLE:....ALSO GOOD :D

[taxidermyrampage]

American People: George W. Bush Canadian People: Rick Mercer Mexican People: Frida Kahlo Cuban People: Che (with little accent) English People: my elementary school teacher Mr. Raymond! (and P.M Chamberlain) Welsh People: my friends mom Lee Persian People: King Darius!!! Greek People: Caesar!(salad) Italian People: Leonardo Da Vinci! Nigerian People: Chimamanda Adichie Jamaican People; Usain Bolt French People: King Louis XVI Chinese People: PETER MFING CHAO + Amy shen :D(my pal)

[BigMeetch123]

nour not black and chinese your black and yello! :D

[TheAFT69]

chinese: retard rick chao

[gmota18]

Hahahaha <3 Peter Chao jajaja Mexican laugh lmao

[gmota18]

That's true I like Asian guys but Asian guys only want to go out with Asian girls :/

[serenecelene]

@gmota18 thats not true. im white, shy, and I still get asian guys left and right :p Maybe u just arent in the right area or something~

[KirstyStyles]

Black: Michael Jackson

White: Michael Jackson

Italian: Gino D'Campo

Chinese: Peter Motha Fucking Chao :D

[babyzeck]

hahha peter, i like the chao woi bin. hahah chao outside!

anyway you start to speak cantonese i still can understand :P

WHOOHOOO GO PETER! <3

[VonArtix1]

what about bruce lee?

[SkyFlame2]

Itarian people; Ezio Auditore Da Farenze

[SuperRarity]

"fresh of da muddha fucking BOAT " actually tats FOMF...B

[elRampage]

Peter chao is racial judgmental and that's not racial discriminating nobody.

[elRampage]

@peacelovemusic55511

Danny Trejo?

[peacelovemusic55511]

White: Justin Bieber

Asian: Peter Chao!!

Black: Bob Marley

Indian: Dev Patel

Spanish:....?

[Pyroguekenesis]

@peacelovemusic55511 Enrique Ein,Inglesis,IN - oh fk it...too damn hard to spell it..

[HollywoodLoverUndead]

even do my english is perfect!

[nataliestol]

stop being racist

[555hansy]

for your info not all chinese people are racist . even in china . i'm a singaporean chinese and i'm not fucking racist and none of my chinese friends are .

[TheCrazyAxeMan]

White: Arnold Schwarzenegger

Black: Jimi Hendrix

Hispanic: antonio banderas

Asian: Bruce Lee

Indian: M. Night shaymalahn

[luigienchilada]

Peter :( what about Hispanics? We r brown...but not Indian brown...

[kainerty]

tiger woods

[atppilot95]

MIRRIONS...AND MIRRIONS...

[Deadspark329]

Black: Barrock Obama

[atppilot95]

@Deadspark329 BARRACK OBAMA

[Stardustblast2678]

So easy to translate.

[atppilot95]

brack people eat loud and proud

[The9mmAK47]

I love cheese burger :(

[YeahAndThat]

White: Adolf Hitler

Asian: Kim Jong Il

Black: Robert Mugabe

Middle Eastern: Gaddafi

Hmmm

[atppilot95]

BRACK AND CHINNESE

[hussein1616]

wat about arabs!

[eadgbeskate]

White: world Warcraft

Black: guns+swag

Chineese: bad buffets

Other: don't matter

[Crozic102]

MMMM so white right now

[DragonSlayer607]

Well American guy loves you too in a non gay way

[TeamRedz]

ENGRISH

[langezek]

White: Chuck Norris

Black: Chuck Norris

Chinese: Chuck Norris

Middle Eastern: Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris is alwase the answer.

[Alphen91]

rofl antonio banderas is from spain (white)

[dykl93]

@Alphen91

it doesnt matter...mexicans speak spanish too...

[yuotubeuser1000]

Brown:ME

cHINESE;Ricky Chao

White Justin Biever

Black:SNoop Dogg

iwh

and Jews

[SparkleGirlyGal]

u frgot about NigaHiga, oh shoot hes japanese, oh well this other guy on Youtube is from china his user name my MyChonny go check him out its funny and he speack english correcty, no offence peter

[SparkleGirlyGal]

lol those translations are wrong, Hello Peter Chao Here, I just want to let you know, you dont understand what I'm saying, not my problem, something about China, appricate, I'm too lazy to type out everything, I dont know what a poke eye is...

[KdotDragon]

I like those subtitles lol. You should continue with "word of the day"

[StarWaffle90210]

For chinese people... don't forget bruce lee!

[jeffhardyzach11]

i added it to my fav lol subscribe to me please and add me as a friend

[tracelessbygone]

CHAO 外面motherfucker LOL

[luis72091]

I'm not black but man did I lose my sh*t after watching this.

[SpamTech]

White : snowfall

Brown : mudslide

Mexican : jailbreak!

[191x7]

Black: MJ

White: MJ

Mexican: Eva Longoria (Sexy momma)

Italian: w/e the Prime Minister's name is.. he's my hero.

Chinese: Peta motha phukin CHAO!

[MuR1017]

Black: Beyonce / MJ

White: Eminem / MJ

Mexican: Eva Longoria

Italian: Lady Gaga

Chinese: Jackie Chan

[MuR1017]

I'm black and I understood the cantonese part without even reading the highest rated comments :DDDDD

but then that's only cuz I've been living in hk for my whole life haha

[777Talon]

good thing im Canadian West Indian lol i smell like Mangoes and Coconuts HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh and i hang out with everyone because i hate FOB's

[flamevenom88]

@ca7sie do u even know wat Gwailou means?!? It means old bastard. U so stoopid cas. And u rule Peter chao

[mosessiaw]

im chinese n i hang out with korean,indian,australian,japan­ese man!! so dont hate me peter chao u rulz!!

[cas7ie]

GWAILOU.

HAHAHHAHAHHA

[robot6641]

My class has 1 americian, 1 black person, 1 indonasion, 1 malaysin, 1 canadian, some shanghai people, some HK people, 1 australian, 1 french girl, 1 filopino, 1 french boy and that it mudafuckers and mudabitches

[MrsPope88]

one of my faves..stupid fat people

[AnGeLaTheAnimeGirl]

Italian: Papa Johns xDDD

[MrNinjaskills101]

chinese: gay faygots

other asains: cool aka the asain crew lol

white people: some are cool some are not aka gay justin bieber

[TheIzSpeaks]

this video made me hungry

[emenem999]

chinese pepo yoa ming muda fucka

[22NDseptember2009]

Black: Michael Jackson

White: Michael Jackson

[gillyhicksgurl228]

AHA thaat was amaazing .. ITALIANNE PPL: uhm.. PIZZAAA?!?!???

[ifreddycoco]

im chinese i speak cantonese i will never translate because i like peter chao hes awesome so i never translate

[mjmegafan223]

white: SHANE FUCKING DAWSON and justin bieber

Black: THAIDAYYYY!!!! (if you dont know who he is, fuck you)

italian: Mario and Luigi

chinese: BRUCE FUCKING LEE

Mexican: got no idea

[jlowthebaseballfan]

White: (Retards) Justin Bieber and Fred

Black: Chris Tucker

Italian: Mario Batalli

Chinese: Me! Mothafuckas!

white people:justin bieber