Clock Suckers: Abe-Hole

[Jellonator00]

I see your trying to watch a video. want some help?

[HectorGrnborg]

At 2:32 i really thought that clippy would turn into a D*ck

[Jcoffey7777]

Two and a half men are on the bottom of that! Lol

[angelmintz3]

can somebody fk kate already !!!!

[FinalFanManiac]

seriously, these 30 second unskippable ads are pissing me off

[47chromeAKs]

Popped Collars worse than Hitler. LOL

[Demontripelt]

I would pay to see clippy...Just sayin'

[david247ify]

when is clippy coming out??

[david247ify]

whens clippy coming??

[kariolopoutsos13]

#8 Two and a half men

[PenutButerNdJely]

abe lincoln and the dude in the blue shirt are sonic and tails from sonic for hire XD

[kelby180]

The paper clip has asked me of I needed help taking over the world

[TheVideosurfer21]

for more clock suckers like this comment

[tmwilligar]

Yey nice. Video is great

[chauncey498]

looks like u wanna drop those panties wants some help lol 2:37

[Tahnok78]

Clippy: looks like you want to kill Abe, want some help? Rofflmfao

[movlegbook12]

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[hotty02948]

u must read this. once u have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 vidoes in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start to copy and paste to be saved

[payot]

They should add justin bieber in the bad scale.

[MA0niner]

looks like you wanna die, want some help?

[sladunkaAa]

why do they hate two and a half man so much??

[thewetwilly388]

The Bad Scale:

1. Murder

2. Slavery

3. Popped Collars

4.Hitler

5.Michael Bay

6. Genocide

7. Natural Disasters

8. Two And A Half Men

[AkiraPoland]

8 place: Two and half man xD

[pillowbob89]

Looks like you wanna assassinate Abraham Lincoln, want some help!?!?!?

[narutohokageclan]

Looks like u want to show me ur boobs want some help?

[hamzaawesome7]

The Bad Scale

1. Murder

2. Slavery

3. Popped Collars

4. Hitler

5. Michael Bay

6. Genocide

7. Natural Disasters

8. Two and A Half Men

[Straif5]

@hamzaawesome7

I KNEW Two and a Half Men was bad...

[megakailler]

@hamzaawesome7 hipsters?

[htfan199]

@hamzaawesome7 seriously whats wrong with michael bay?

[graablarbl]

@hamzaawesome7 why is murder worse than hitler... what the fok

[amelia1234567890]

clippy movie foo'shoo

[Gpfalzarano]

clippy pwns

[mrspunkaay]

Lol I knew it was gonna be clippy when I saw the thingy....OMG IDK HOW TO DESCRIBE IT

[tyler2935]

LOL

CLIPPY

LMBO

[TheloniousKeys781]

@tyler2935 LOOKS LIKE YOU WANNA SPELL LMAO, WANT SOME HELP?

[Krank3dpark0ur]

IT SEEMS LIKE ALL CAPS MEANS TOP COMMENT

[Swish10213]

LOOKS LIKE YOU WANNA DIE, WANT SOME HELP?

[tylerml]

@MusicLivesOn100011 Looks like you're trying to get your comment some thumbs up, want some help?

[UngodlyFireX80X]

If some asshole jizzed on my bed... I'd kill him.

[UngodlyFireX80X]

Here's a tip:

Never ask a man how he can repay you.

[Und34dy]

I just had to lol at the paperclip guy

[mackattack7309]

popped collars is worse than hitler.....huh

[live1laugh2love3life]

The Bad Scale:

1. Murder

2. Slavery

3. Popped Collars

4. Hitler

5. Micheal Bay

6. Genocide

8. Two And A Half Men

False.

Two and a Half men rocks.

[UngodlyFireX80X]

@live1laugh2love3life Actually I have to disagree with collegehumor about #4. I think Hitler should be on the top of the list. That filthy German son of a bitch. You are a disgrace to the Reich, Adolf!!

[live1laugh2love3life]

@UngodlyFireX80X That is very true, and I have to agree, but it's all just humour. If it was serious it would be a very different list.

[Imatrollyay]

On the bad scale, it seems like popped collars are three places worse than genocide. Sounds about accurate.

[neoncolorcupcakes22]

LOOKS LIKE YOU WANNA DIE, WANT SOME HELP!

[packaderm135]

Im so fcking sick of these advetisments!!

[world0fgrain]

I DON'T NEED ANOTHER PHONE. AT LEAST CHANGE THE COMMERCIAL NOW AND THEN.

[Sweetcuppcake30]

LOL 0:42 Two And A Half Men

[peptalkguy]

The bad scale: 1. Murder 2. Slavery 3.popped collars 4.Hitler 5.Michael Bay 6. Genocide 7. natural Disasters 8. Two and a half men .... THEN WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE DEVIL?

[RBstationable]

Kate turned into a dude.

[packaderm135]

@RBstationable not only that she looks like tanner

[Link57942]

LOOKS LIKE YOU WANNA AVOID COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT, WANT SOME HELP? USING THE PAPER CLIP'S REAL NAME CONSTITUTES AS FAIR USE, SO CALL HIM CLIPPIT ALL YOU WANT!

[PineappleStories]

crow and tom servo were in the theater

[secretxax1]

LOOKS LIKE YOU WANT TO DIE! WANT SOME HELP? LMAO!

[MJFrodo]

On the bad scale, Hitler should be above murder and slavery because he did both more than a thousand times over.

[beastlyghetto19]

looks like u want to assasinate abe lincoln...want some help?

sweet there u go knock yourself out

[fflattliner]

@beastlyghetto19 lol

[beastlyghetto19]

looks like u want to die...want some help?

[CheeseEAster]

The Bad Scale

1. Murder

2. Slavery

3. Popped Collars (so true)

4. Hitler

5. Michael Bay

6. Genocide

7. Natural Disasters

8. Two and A Half Man (Worse than genocide)

[secretxax1]

@CheeseEAster lol, but Two & a half Men is funny in reality.. XD

[SfNoOb0012]

"Get Attached to a new type of new hero" LOL

[vetzal]

Michael bay barely did better than hitler, awesome

[DjCds0]

I Lol At Clippy! Hahaha!

[JesusFaggotry]

Looks like you're tryin to die, WANT SOME HELP?

[elenica55]

THE BAD SCALE

1. Murder

2. Slavery

3. Popped Collars

4. Hitler

5. Michael Bay

6. Genocide

7. Natural Disasters

8. Two And A Half Men

[thechadman1X]

clippy really killed abe lincoln, I KNEW IT

[TwstedRose3]

Does Abe-hole remind anyone else of Clinton? or is that just me

[madman101ish]

the bad scale 1 murder 2 slavery 3 popped collars 4 hitler 5 michael bay 6 genocide 7 natural disasters 8 two and a half men 9 ... 10 sunglasses at night

[p3tiksMODE]

i want to see the movie SPIDERMAN 10 pirate shrek and the sorcrers bourne identity!

[plmnbvcxz1234567890]

Michael Bay ranks higher on the bad scale than genocide

[ZoraLink10nLink]

LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE WATCHING YOUTUBE!!! WANT SOME HELP?!?!?!

[ZoraLink10nLink]

6:01 how didn't Abe Lincoln not hear clippy say "Looks like you want to assasinate Abraham Lincoln! Wan't some help?"

[randomthinker45]

Who else saw Crow and Servo?

[bobmanguy9001]

Two and a Half Men should be higher on the list.

[downwithdipshits]

I WANT TO SEE A FULL LENGTH FILM OF CLIPPY!!

[ironmaidenkid455]

if you wanna prank someone call this number (818) 799 9867

[Beniskickass]

the bad scale: #3 Poppoed collars #5 Michael Bay #8 two and a half men

[animereviewdude]

ITS LOOKS LIKE YOU WANT TO GIVE ME THUMBS UP WANT SOME HELP

[demonz420]

lol the bad scale at 0:42 #3 popped collars, #4 Hitler, #5 Michael bay. and #6 two and a half men! lmao

[ColonelCommissar]

Ben: what, me??? Kate , you killed like 10 people. You tried to kill Tanner last week...

Tanner: It's true, i remember

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[XackMullins]

According to the bad scale, Murder is much worse than Genocide... What?

[Jacknightshadow]

They should make a clippy movie

[Blazenooper]

WHY ARE BOT COMMENTS WRITTEN IN ANNOYING CAPS!!!

[MrKiller598]

Lol

[elvenmage271]

Looks like your gonna thumbs up this comment. Want help?

[lombaxsecret]

OMG OREO PIZZA!!!! Hahahahah thats in their other video....

[TheWafflescat]

Lol turn on closed captions

[SpicedHammers]

I LIKES CAPS LOCK

[TheWafflescat]

Looks like you wanna drop those panties, Need some help?

[leftheadphone]

looks like your trying to rob this lady, want some help? there. now give my fucking thumbs.

[ninjawraith17]

1:42

Tom Servo & Crow T. Robot

Thank you Clocksuckers.

[xaszholazx]

1.- MURDER

2.-SLAVERY

3.-POPPED COLLARS

4.-HITLER

5.-MICHAEL BAY?

6.-GENOCIDE...(lots of murder lol)

7.-NATURAL DISASTERS

8.- TWO AND A HALF MEN

[TheBigFanOfTwilight]

i said this to the bully like looks like u want to hit thia guy want some help so he hit me and im like looks like u want to shit bricks want some help so i took out my moddified magnum like cap gun that can shoot and hurt and kill and shot him in the toe it left a mark not an exit wound lol

[halomaster6101]

thumbs up if u think the paper clip sounds like shen from jimmy neutron

[jtscougar]

these thigns are funny as but the intro an outro piss me of

[GunFreakk21]

IF YOU THING THEY SHOULD MAKE MORE CLOCK SUCKER VIDEOS , LIKE THIS COMMENT

[wizboy211]

@GunFreakk21 they have a bunch

[Fairieswithpopcorn]

@GunFreakk21 Thing?

[KingManOld]

@GunFreakk21 If you thing?

[johnjobf]

@GunFreakk21 they already did but ull have to pay 4 it this time

[genomicbeast]

why does abe sound like a cross between george bush and a black guy?

[ZOOMED255]

poor score and seven beers ago hAhahahhaahhAHAHA!

[ZOOMED255]

poor score and seven bears ago  hAhahahhaahhAHAHA!

[horrorvictim]

Wow the first time Clippy was *Actually* helpful!

[funnyanimals121]

GOGGLE.COM lol

[nr1O29]

Hot Tub Time Machine.

[and12387]

lol she is the tree's voice from The Really, Really Giving Tree! thats awesome

[LegendaryDaniel]

I hope you die white devil. LOL

[FeizJassim]

tumbs up if you skipt the intro

[joejoebonde1]

Look the girl is sitting in the GAY SPOT!! LOL

[Posionedsociety26]

clippy for the win

[DialgaRock]

LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE BROWSING THE COMMENTS, WANT SOME HELP?

[Thinker297]

@DialgaRock NO NOOB

[alexherrera007]

Goddamn clippy

[MrMihai1997]

want some help?

[rageagainstboxhead]

Looks like you wanna drop those panties. Want some help?

[retrothefox]

DEAR GODS I HATE CLIPPY!!!!

[Sufication]

Haha "Fire Bush" xD

[sy237]

8 is two and a half men lol!!!

[ananiasacts]

I wish I could find a link to that SNL skit where the clippy popped up to say something about a letter Dick Cheney was writing. It was hysterical.

[ananiasacts]

@ananiasacts, Yikes... I was thinking Steve Balmer and typed Dick Cheney because his picture was on the screen... weird. The skit was making fun of Balmer for something I forgot.. maybe the google yahoo deal or something.

[EpicPwnageReviews]

lol 2:35-2:40 LMAO

[soulburner11]

Lol 4 hitler

[927541]

So if Abraham Lincoln wasn't assassinated, then Kate would have been born as a boy that looks like Tanner. Wow. XD

[intellectualmastadon]

It was Clippy who killed Abe Lincoln! :0

[aeroforce9609]

How is genocide below murder on the bad scale???0.o

[ErikaAtheist]

@aeroforce9609 The more peopel die the less people care. Well that is till it gets higher than a certain number, which is over millions I guess.

[BOXHEADmorerooms]

I NEED TO SEE CLIPY

[orrchase]

"Looks like you want to drop you panties, want some help?" lmao.

[Whattheduece010]

Won't you make anymore clocksuckers episodes =(?



[ducktapelover1]

beer pong stadion w00t

[NykolaiMcherron]

no 8 two and a half men XD 0:42

[Jentlwoman]

Insert *insert random phrase from video here and get thumbed up* and get thumbed up.

Seriously guys, where's this going?

[Crystal2193]

1. Murder

2. Slavery

3. Popped collars

4. Hitler

5. Michael Bay

6. Genocide

7. Natural Disasters

8. Two and a half men

[TheRufus64]

@Crystal2193 way to quote top rated comment your a fail.

[ruskie20]

8. Two And A Half Men lol

[SuperPhantom2000]

0:42 at the bottom two and a half men lol XD

[wasentme222]

alright and we're done sharin' the soda. lawl

[RRBvampgrl]

lol at the end when everything changed to he absolute end. XDDDDDD

[craazyy1]

@777headshot this is collegehumor

[saltypop101]

#3 popped collars

[ZILOGz80VIDEOS]

epic matrix runs on xp plug in

[dddggr]

I HATE CLIPPY!!!!!!!!!!1

[Unknownboi88]

the FIRST time clippy was usfull

[CertainlyNotMario]

Looks you wanna drops those panties. Want some help?

[kilar277]

Two And A Half Men isn't THAT bad.

Micheal Bay. XD

[Ronaldinho101088]

i want a clippy

[LtYellow]

I WANT TO WATCH A MOVIE CALLED 'CLIPPY" SO BAD!!!

[DetrivoreDesires]

HAHAHAHA I broke 1000 thumbs up!

[CopyRezo36]

It's debatable whether or not Hitler is worse than Two and A Half Men.

[finalfantasylover2]

you NEED to do more of these!!!!!!!

[Lucicbruins17]

0:43 || (pause) and youll lol

[samt1799]

i want my own clippy!!!!!

[WweBreezybre]

Respond to this video... On the bad scale murder is worse than genocide WTF

[fazerex]

looks like u wanna die want some help?............ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

COCK SUCKERS!!!

[Itrainharder]

rofl at bad scale. Genocide is number 6 xD

[gadduste]

so it was clippy who killed abraham lincoln!!

[KbKiller42019]

pause at 0.43 number 8 on "the bad scale" is 2 and a half men XD

[SlimAndy95]

@KbKiller42019 noooooo.... that should definetly (spelling fail?) be number one!

[munchkinliam2]

Cock Suckers XD

[conlaugh]

love the ending

[MKPVDS101]

THE BAD SCALE

1.Murder

2.Slavery

3.Popped collars

4.Hitler

5.Michael Bay

6.Genocide

7.Natural Disasters

8.Two And A Half Men

[whateves10111110]

"It looks like you're trying to die. Want some help?" lol

[theinfectiondrummer]

my brother walked in with the "sup abe" part and the "it's not like i have anything better to do then build you a talking paper clip"

so yeah they were confused

[MrNarutovsbleach]

I HATE GOOGLE ADS

[TompanX]

im gone make a flash game about clippy!