I want to work at Goldman Sachs

[RayAir1]

God Damn The Jews

[JaredJoseph100]

you suck monkey

[suburbanfortress]

You also have to be a dirty kike to work at goldman sachs  lol

[SeattleEllinas]

Goldman Jews

[musicMan1445]

I want to work at UBC where and I sign up 

[poopooplatterspecial]

probably would have been a better video with 2 different voices instead of the same one.

...you will be fucking immortal.

[dirtydirtysworld]

LOL

[shawnwrigley]

Rip off evo vs. Iphone 4

[RaisuliLordoftheRiff]

@shawnwrigley

REALLY?!

[xThemalemodelsx]

"Is that the Goldman Sachs?"

[JagjeetMann]

holy shit this is hilarious

[DaytonaRoadster]

oh you mean the company that crippled our economy, stole our tax money, and bought our politicians? Someone ought to walk into that building and shoot everyone of those corrupt cocksuckers

[boykorda]

The Dow is up to almost 13,000. The terrorists won.

[boykorda]

The Dow is up to almost 13,000. The terrorists won.

[fhorn4ever2007]

what the fuck is goldman sachs? lol - omg lol

[MPSecare]

golden sack

[Nefus1988]

This is a ripoff from the Iphone 4 VS HTC.

[aluisious]

I don't really get what's so great about working for GS anyway. If I wanted to be a thief I wouldn't need an employer.

[midgetman8888]

i love the whole time machine part, brilliant mate

[blimpmode]

I want to work for THE Goldman Sachs.

[moffig1]

This is hillarious ;D

I too WANT to work for Goldmann sachs

[gopconservative78]

Goldman sachs.....ah the glorious golden fleece and crushes the worthless 99%

[DrDangDOGGone]

Is it just me or does every cartoon, lately, sound like Anonymous. And is it not ironic that Goldman Sachs is called Goldman Sachs? I'm doing it again. I'm spiraling. I just wish I could hurry up and change the world before it ends and you couldn't pay me to take a job at Goldman Sachs.....that is how you get one...isn't it...? Expect me.

[McBango]

lmfao this is so funny

[mutdfan92]

lol this reminds me of something

[joshrobdaddy]

CAPS LOCK!!!!!!!!!!

[bythebayou]

Apparently they don't know how to work the caps lock key at GS. 

[lucaslovatto]

I don't care. I want to work at Goldman Sachs.



[dukeownsyou]

well... i'd rather work at JP Morgan if you dont mind...

[Eleetnessful]

MOST PEOPLE DON'T REALIZE THAT THE MAJORITY OF PEOPLE WHO SAY "I WORK AT GOLDMAN SACHS" OR [BULGE BRACKET IB] AREN'T IN REAL INVESTMENT BANKING.

FOR EXAMPLE: THERE'S OPERATIONS (BACK OFFICE) WHICH HAS ALMOST NOTHING TO DO WITH FINANCE. ACTUALLY, IT HAS 0 TO DO WITH CORPORATE FINANCE AND YOU GET PAID LIKE TEACHER SALARY AND YOU HAVE 0 PROSPECTS OF GOING FROM OPERATIONS -> FRONT OFFICE. THEY DON'T EVEN SPONSOR YOU FOR THE SERIES 7 OR 63 BC THEY'LL GO: 'WHAT YOU DO HAS 0 TO DO WITH SECURITIES'

[fmahmood5]

you become mother fucking immortal ^.^

[myownspiritlevel]

Would have been better without all the vulgarity.

[ter50]

goldman SUCKS

[kxmode]

"THE" Goldman Sachs

[holicat098]

death to Sachs on this and on another world in lake of flame!

[Shmiggle2000]

i dont think goldman sachs would ever hire a teddy bear either

[Schilltron30303]

@Shmiggle2000 hahahahahahaha

[stebecool]

This is pretty funny. I know some people who are like this.

[RODRIGOR300]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[adamuk90]

Ok guys i'm not 100% sure here...but I think this may be fake...

[UKrulesOK1]

not funny. I hate Goldman sachs, disgusting maffia company apparantly, but this isn;t funny

[spacetraveller2521]

@UKrulesOK1

I agree..

[johnnycmajor]

'll tell ya what, my Canadian beer is over 30 dollars a case, my bacon is over 3 dollars a lb, and gas for my skidoo is $1.29 a Liter,  I'm damn mad and that Obama , and Them federal reserve bastards can kiss my lazy white fat Canadian arse. Bush them there guys should lock themselves up and throw away the key.

[oliverrr1989]

Why would the City Careers service be based in the middle of a field? This is so unrealistic...

[mohitsh]

most hilarious video on youtube!!! the GS craze is all over !!!

[METALMAN4Wii]

So this is what that one Limp Biskit you know the one where he goes you know I gotta chainsaw....!

[takewhole]

GS is the biggest mafia on this planet, the biggest racketeer, the biggest 'match-fixer' on an astronomical scale. All the CEO's deserve execution and even then that as a punishment is not enough. I pray God stokes the fires of hell for these people. Oh and what do the american government do when GS deliberatly inflates and crashes the market (and make a killing in the process)?? the government then gives them billions of dollars......we are all slaves of GS

[Icix1]

Goldman Sachs sucks massive dick. Anyone who wants to work there is probably a psychopath 

[flubno]

I used to live around a lot of Jewish people. They talked like it was a safe haven for Jews. If you had problems getting a job, you could always go work for Goldman Sachs.

[vandalay33]

and look at what happened to UBS a couple of weeks ago,

let this serve you all a lesson, GS is the Best bank to work for, do not let some moron make you think otherwise

[billyelliot1975]

@vandalay33 the media can manipulate people so easily and they don't even realise it...JP Morgan is out there making a killing (just posted some handsome Q3 profits), got 250% more than Goldman from the bailout and no-one bats an eye-lid. Then all of these students that criticise GS, later on beg to work for them instead of their 20k job a year...this is funny to watch.

[deniskatashkentskiy]

do investment bankers really take cocaine to make it through the day???

[xmuneebx]

@deniskatashkentskiy Yes it's a known wall street fact.

[141062cake]

@deniskatashkentskiy

Actually, when making money, it stimulates same parts of brain as taking cocaine and it's scientifically proven so money is their cocaine.

So I think you are kinda right

[Eleetnessful]

ANOTHER LARGE CHUNK WORK IN 'COMPLIANCE'

ANOTHER LARGE CHUNK WORK IN 'RESEARCH', WHICH IS FRONT OFFICE. WHENEVER YOU SEE A TELEPROMTPER READER NETWORK AND PPL TALKING ABOUT STOCKS, THOSE ARE RESEARCH. GOOD MONEY, BUT NOT FRONT OFFICE

A SELECT FEW ARE IN FRONT OFFICE (TRADERS, INVESTMENT BANKERS) AND IT IS EXTREMELY COMPETITIVE TO GET IN; AND IT DOESN'T HELP WHEN ~30% GET IN BC OF CONNECTIONS BY THEIR PARENTS/CLOSE RELATIVES/FRIENDS OF THEM

GOLDMAN IS THE GOLD STANDARD. 95% OF PPL YOU SEE

[Eleetnessful]

ON TV WHO TALK LIKE THEY KNOW FINANCE/MARKETS ARE IN LIKE 'boutiques' OR 'mid markets' OR EVEN LOWER THAN boutiques I CALL THEM 'shops' THESE ARE FAKE PEOPLE

GOLDMAN = THE BEST

95% OF PPL U C ON TV TALKING ABOUT MARKETS/FINANCE = WORK AT A SHITHOLE NO-NAME, NOBODY-GIVES-A-FUCK-WHAT-U-THI­NK FIRM

AS A COMMERCIAL REAL ESTATE DEVELOPER* I'D SAY GOLDMAN FRONT OFFICE IS AT THE SAME ELEETNESS LVL AS ME (10/10)

[Eleetnessful]

WHEN YOU TALK TO FAIR-MINDED UNBIASED PEOPLE WHO HAVE EITHER WORKED AT GOLDMAN AND OTHER FIRMS OR PPL WHO WORK WITH THEM (NOT IN FINANCE PER SE) AND OTHER IBANKS, THEY'LL ALL TELL YOU GOLDMAN PEOPLE HAVE THE BEST EXPERTISE. THERE'S A REASON 4 THAT: THEY'RE THE BEST OF THE BEST. IF YOU WANT TO BE THE BEST, YOU GOTTA BE WITH AND JOIN THE BEST IT'S THAT SIMPLE

AND HERE'S THE SEC/senate TRYING TO FIND DIRT ON GS WHILE jamie dimon and jpmorgan chase COMMIT FAR WORSE OFFENSES YET 0 GRILLING

[shoney]

@deniskatashkentskiy usually just a bump or two. coffee doesn't cut it anymore.

[MrStarstruck404]

@deniskatashkentskiy Yes they do.

[midgetman8888]

@deniskatashkentskiy coffee

[BeautifulKurumi]

@deniskatashkentskiy not the cocaine you can get off the streets! they get that outta state HIGH grade good stuff! LOL!!!

[sjs2011]

yep

.. ok, sometimes.

[martynblackburn1977]

Jews. Couldn't resist. Well, it's true!

[halo6534]

@martynblackburn1977 Your statement is actually true. And let me give you a history lesson on why people dont like jews. Goldman sachs which is a building in wallstreet. Preety much is wallstreet is a jewish owned companey since the late 1800s. Now goldman sachs is the worlds econmy and everything runs threw them.They dont control the government thoe but they do control the money of the world. And its there fault the economy crashed because they and the government where spending money stupidly.

[BOOLsheet]

why dont you try somewhere else like UBS? have you been paying attention to the news recently? 

[TheRandomSkillz]

what?

was this suppose to be funny?

i mean I get it but it should of been better.

and what is with the guy cussing and threatening lol

[Bobzeedo]

If you want a realistic and inside look at banking Google and read "The Banker Who Saved His Soul"

[greenearthnazi20204u]

i your video like i would like to explain TO YOU the explainable to you .THE biggest GODDAMM GOVERNMENT,BANK, GS Monetary ,RELIGION AND OIL HOW TO FUCK THEM ALL UP . AND ALL OF IS TRUE NO FAKE SHIT .

[soupalex]

What kind of scumbag would aspire to working at, e.g. Goldman Sachs, anyway?

[runtolight]

it is too bad you have to cuss with the f word throughout as it limits substantially who i can share this with.

[Eleetnessful]

I GOTTA GO 2 WHERE MY PHONES R TOMORROW 2 C WHAT THE CALLS WERE 4. HOPE 4 THE BEST, PREPARE 4 THE WORST

[Eleetnessful]

UH OH APPARENTLY I GOT A CALL FROM [NAMELESS] I HOPE IT'S EITHER THAT GS HAS SOMETHING (AUTOBIOGRAPHY; -- WELL NEVERMIND)

OR THAT THE $100M IS READY

OR MORE IMPORTANYL, THE 2 TELEPROMPTER READERS ARE READY TO FACE CHARGES AND JAIL TIME

[beautifulhell96]

As it said in Rolling Stone:

Goldman Sachs is a great vampire squid wrapped around the face of humanity, relentlessly jamming its blood funnel into anything that smells like money.

Goldman Sucks my balls!

[Eleetnessful]

LOLLLL

GOLDMAN SACHS IS THE BEST

THERE ARE COMPANIES/FIRMS OUT THERE THAT TRY TO TOP THEM, AND THEY CAN'T, EVEN THOUGH THEY DO SOME REALLY UNETHICAL/ILLEGAL SHIT LIKE jamie dimon WITH HIS dimon scheme

GS M&A OR UBS M&A

THE ONLY FIRMS/POSITIONS I'D PUT MY CRED ON HOLD FOR

BUT 2 PPL MINIMUM GETTING LOCKED UP

CIVIL TRIAL

AND 100% ASSURANCE THAT THERE'S NO MORE ILLEGAL MONITORING

ALL MANDATORY B4 ANYTHING HAPPENS

[theperrenialsmartass]

@Eleetnessful Could you maybe buy some lower-case letters with your taxpayer-funded bonus?

[Eleetnessful]

@theperrenialsmartass THE HELL R U TALKING ABOUT -- I'M HIGHER THAN --

WELL, I GUESS I'D BE AT THE SAME LEVEL AS GOLDMAN SACHS M&A AS A COMMERCIAL REAL ESTATE DEVELOPER $100M+

GS M&A PPL WOULD HAVE TO SLAVE AWAY THEIR ENTIRE LIVES LIKE 10 TIMES BEFORE THEY SEE THAT KIND OF MONEY

AND AS A CRED, ONE SUCCESSFUL DEAL = MILLIONS

[fettesco]

few minutes ago i snorted into a towel and the sound that came out of my nose was sounding like "goldman sucks"

True story.

[MobKnowledge]

This video has convinced me to apply for a position at *The Goldman Sachs*.

[Nicksuno]

I worked at the UBS. No big.

[theotherguy245689]

@Nicksuno what did you do and where did you work? im thinking about ubs

[Nicksuno]

@Nicksuno Just a broker.

[rudyomfg]

''i work at goldman sachs'', ''no fucking way you work there'', ''yes i do'' ''thats funny cause guess where i work... goldman fucking sachs''

[Buttmonkey1995]

These "City-Career Service" videos really just critize everything and put everything down because all they do is create shitty videos. This video is not helpful to anyone.

[SgtHenick]

@Buttmonkey1995 Must be easy on the tax payers dime...

[Buttmonkey1995]

@SgtHenick Well if you ever actually looked into what happened during the financial crisis you would know that the Treasury passed a bill forcing banks to accept this money. Goldman Sachs didnt want the money but didnt have the choice and if they have all this money they might aswell use it. This is the Treasuries fault. It discusts me how none of the complaining americans have their own opinion they just rely on talk shows and other tv shows to tell them what to think.

[lloydblnkfn]

@Buttmonkey1995

I am sure many employees at GS have seen this and saw the funny side. I think you have failed to notice that my video is mocking the student for being overly obsession with GS for no good reason. This video is not a dig at GS or UBS or any other firm. If you look at the top rated comments you will see that at least 100 people "got it".

Try and look at the videos upload date before making stupid comments if you can.

[Eleetnessful]

@lloydblnkfn IM TALKING ABOUT BULGE BRACKETS (THE BEST)

GS IS THE BEST OF THE BEST (LITERALLY). THE REST ARE UNDER GS, AND SOME OF THEM LIKE jpm AND bank of america IS SIMILAR TO WORKING AT ENRON. IN jpm's CASE, jamie dimon IS A FUCKING LOSER AND IS GOING TO BE A jon corzine #2, SO UNLESS YOU'RE THERE TO LATERAL TO A BETTER IBANK (ALL OF THE ABOVE EXCEPT bac), YOU'RE A FUCKING LOSER

[viharsarok]

@Buttmonkey1995

"Getting a job at Goldman is extremly difficult and I am pretty sure no one who commented or criticized this video would ever make it."

Dude, if I wanted a job at GS I'd start next month.

[delindsay90210]

@Buttmonkey1995 The "outstanding run" you talk about and that GS is the "best financial institution" is only because that company literally runs the US Govt and rapes, pillages, and murders the American people to get to where they are now. They are without any doubt the WORST of the criminal banksters on this planet and are the main cause of the now Global economic collapse that is currently underway. All the top execs at GS should be thrown in prison AFTER the people take their money back.

[ebtricks]

@Buttmonkey1995 Coming from a 16 year-old with the profile name "Buttmonkey".

[Integr8d]

@ebtricks Yet the 16 year-old with the profile name "Buttmonkey" is correct in his assessment;)

[ebtricks]

@Integr8d By his terms, being "outstanding" is being the largest and greediest banking firm in the world. They're all fucking rats.

[Noobssuckass300]

@Buttmonkey1995 Umadbrah?

[fatuglypug]

@Buttmonkey1995 and look at the corruption at GS before praising them.

[winkywey]

@Buttmonkey1995 u missed the core point of this video.. only fucking money in ur dead brain???????

[redreaper2020]

@Buttmonkey1995 have you considered suicide?

[MrNostalgikk]

@Buttmonkey1995 u really live up to your name bud

[nikolaykuzmin]

hahahahahaha. This is hilarious.

[andylevy545]

Goldman Sachs are the masters of the universe. Fuck the haters!

[wreelp]

hahahahahahaha I like it at "the goldman sachs."

[lancefiasco]

People still want to work for these criminals?

[hesslby]

Haha, I laughed my ass off. An everyday topic with my friends doing their mba's

[xiilazyalex]

so... whats so bad at working in the goldman sachs? they offer big salaries, dont they?

[TiredOldFart]

Give me a job at the gold in sacks.

[CrayogenicDeath]

9 people want to work for the Goldman Sachs

[lvgcoolman13]

People the real money is at software engineering. Create a software and then replicate them and sell millions of copies of them. Look at Bill Gates there is no person from banking that is near his budget.

[Stainluss]

@lvgcoolman13 He's a one-off, in general, banking IS the best paid job

[lvgcoolman13]

@Stainluss Its pretty debatable. In terms of employment, yeah quantitative analysts and traders have a hot salary as compare to a software engineer's. But there is more employment at software engineering than there is in banking. Ofcourse if u r a hot trader or analyst like Derman/Black/Merton then u make millions other wise u make as much as a software engineer's 100-250K salary. But then again if u r a hot software developer then u can own your own business and make millions or billions 

[bozellandbuckley]

stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uupid

[xmuneebx]

In America, you drive economy. In Soviet Russia, economy drive you!

[FSTEJONES]

hahaha

[iamgodofwarmofo]

8 people had their dreams crushed after they saw this video

[ak8x]

LOLL

[beguileiota]

Haha this is so ripped off of iPhone 4 vs HTC EVO. But funny nonetheless.

[AL0HA08]

UBS stands for "ur bonus sucks"

[dorky24]

Oh god, I had an interview with GS for a summer internship. So many applicants there were exactly like this! For those who believe that ibanking is a sweet life, it's time to wake the fuck up. It fucking sucks! Your first two years is all research and bitch work. Those who realize ibanking sucks but PE is awesome also need to wake the fuck up. PE is just like ibanking but less hours. The work isn't great. The buy side isn't more awesome. GS sucks, UBS sucks, CS is better, JP, MS, and DB ftw

[eidothea]

@dorky24 Sorry but what's PE?

[cantellmenow]

@eidothea i guess Private Equity

[AlextheTitan]

@dorky24 Would you discourage people from going into IB or is it worth riding out the early years as an analyst if you are in it for the long haul?

[Buttmonkey1995]

Goldman Sachs really is one of the best banks or was atleast. The heads of UBS are apparenttly assholes and the companies going down anyway so fuck that :P

[webs87]

@eyewarnedyou u sound mad. do you work at the goldman sachs?

[RemedyBand09]

loool

[eclecticist0]

ok, so goldman sachs = iphone 4?

[clarehistory101]

typical cambridge economics/land economy/remotely relevant subject student...

[hyenico]

woohoo!!!! UBS :)))

[ZioStronzo]

GOLDMAN SUCKS

[ZioStronzo]

Honestly guys, I worked for 1 year in an IBD. IT FUCKING SUCKS. I know it seems the best thing in the world at first... It is not. It absolutely is not. Working with a bunch of freaking idiots who think they are the new elite race just because they stay up all night crunching stupid figures and working on pitchbooks is just PATHETIC.

Do an internship, that is good for your curriculum and interesting too. When they offer you the subsequent contract, have the guts to say: NO THANKS!!!!!!!

[Goshtkub]

@ZioStronzo loser.

[ihnlChiv]

LSE Lecture 1:"I Dont Care"

[mlrockrules]

This is totally my friend!

[f910104]

idiots

[DarkBlackSwan]

All GS' employees should go to hell.

[bubbelbadaren]

I think I want to work at UBS instead.

[Romello4u]

i love those bears!

[smurkillerbbc]

Fuck LSE

[Nectanchose]

GIVE ME A JOB AT THE GOLDMAN SACHS

[lksbrian]

a UBS commercial promotion.

[conniewalker79]

get a sense of humor....i peed my pants

[sramtotamto]

I am so high

[itloads]

Become a farmer! In the next 20 years farmer will be driving Ferrari's not the bankers

[8888rogue]

bueno

[lchonglchoo]

I wanna work at Morgan Stanley! lol

[thafix82]

this exemplifies Wharton

[Veneratio10]

@thafix82 Fuck that, LSE!

[WarrivarNeo]

@eyewarnedyou Fuck shit cunt bitch ass cock!

yeah...deal with that Sally

[mysongbook]

LOL this is sooo London School of Economics!

[toomuchskin]

@mysongbook

This is typical of any school that breeds rapists, wife beaters, scum, etc etc.

Just like LSE.

[SuperBlackChic]

@mysongbook what does london have to do with goldman sachs?

[0110101001101110]

Lol this is a typical day at LSE.

[kegs666]

LOL holy shit

[Kaboomz19]

the goldman sachs