Joe Matarese heckled by woman in Philly and wins!

[crewtc1987]

comedians not that funny, came off as a bit of a cunt

[pji1979]

Why do people bother to put in those useless intros in their videos? No one gives a shit about your little back story, just get to the heckling.

[Johnnymushio]

240p widescreen, nice to meet you for the first time.

[cannman26]

brilliant! bloody brilliant. won't pay for the cd but paid to get in and see him. lol

[retardedscarded]

no all you have to write is "720p we have yet to meet"

[MA7589]

I'm following a dream, you go back to stripping.

[johnnnyboi123]

Has anyone ever stepped over your naked body to fuck a boy lolololol

[randomboostsuperguy]

i can literally count the pixel

[Monkey123443]

where'd you get your personality, a car crash? LOL

[oliveskater247]

2420 hits. thats a sign i should roll up another doobie

[nicpap]

a well earned victory sip at 1:43

[Matttothefifth]

Cool font, shitbag.

[RedDizzle316]

"Has anyone ever stepped over your naked body to fuck a boy?" Holy shit, awesome.

[SuperHappyCow]

@RedDizzle316 Agreed. Epic.

[brussy1]

240p...i watched and gave no fucks.

[TKMSeznam12]

@xx2n23 And so are you, retard.

[kam123434]

youtube videos... We meet again

[rpgtrainer]

i laughed so hard at the naked body joke. wow yes!

[ALEXANDERBELL0]

haha at Myspace link

[Nhiro2005]

Handled wonderfully, hecklers are some of the biggest pieces of shit in existence lol

[TheCarambah]

I love how the title is "Joe Matarese heckled by woman in Philly and wins!" and it's uploaded by the comedian who handed himself the victory.

[torment3d]

@TheCarambah lol yeah, pretty funny :)

[Aucatchmeifucan]

1V or IV :/

[hestes007]

HUURRR HURRR HE MUST HAVE RECORDED IT ON A CALCULATOR. THATS ORIGINAL AND FUNNY!!!!! ONLY A FUCKING DIPSHIT WOULD SAY SOMETHING SO DUMB AND UNFUNNY! YOU FUCKIN SUCK!!!! HAHAHA!!!!

[piratebri]

240p? did you record this on your calculator?

[MIDIandCode]

what the hell did he say at 2:56? everyone reacted to it but I couldn't understand what the fuck he said and it's buggin me

[MIDIandCode]

sorry not at 2:56 obviously. it's at 1:39. It sounds like "I'm calling it a dream you keep trippin"

[jonakaohurcool]

@MIDIandCode "I'm following a dream; you keep strippin'."

[MIDIandCode]

@jonakaohurcool Ahhhh I need to get my ears checked. Thank you.

[piratebri]

@MIDIandCode clean your ears out son

[funniestbone]

@MIDIandCode I'm following a dream, you're stripping.

[lesspmusic]

funny sh--tt man - luv it - class act

[fleetcadi1]

Joe Matarese YOUR MY HERO

[keilobrown1985]

check it out real raw unsigned artis go to ( keilo mixtape killer)

[setty079]

yuengling

[ayon619]

1:02-1:13 Genius!

[cbasskilla001]

those bitches nedds to head back to the kitchen

[patrickwise06]

love it!

[mentallyawesome99]

:D 

[bishopaz]

I THINK I HAVE FOUND MY FAVORITE COMEDIAN.

[chrissmitley]

Great comeback

[Pvtbrex]

Was pretty funny. You actually did pretty well to keep the situation under control, I have to imagine that it's pretty easy to get thrown off your game being interrupted in the middle of a performance like that.

[gjc82071]

@ 1:50, that was a nice little impression of Burgess Meredith/Mickey, LOL. 2:12 "If she dies she dies", LOL. Nice Rocky references in this clip!, LOL!

[knivesxgunfights]

@gjc82071 LOL! Yes! LOL!

[gjc82071]

@knivesxgunfights Now I want to hear him do some Mickey impressions, hahaha. After seeing this clip, I had to watch Rockey again. I am now starting Rocky 2. This will probably end up with me in front of the TV this evening, sleep deprived w/bloodshot eyes, watching the end of Rocky Balboa, LOL (because I started with Rocky 1, now watching 2, & will probably end up watching 3, 4, 5.......LOL) Freak'n Rocky. I can never stop watching it when it's on TV & never get sick of it. Classic movie!

[jimmyshitbags]

@gjc82071 that wasn't mighty mick who said that, it was the big russian bastard drago

[gjc82071]

@jimmyshitbags Yes it was. @ 1:50 "Win Rocky, win!". That was Mic. @ 2:12 : "If she dies, she dies. (it's "he" in the movie), was an Ivan Drago line. I said "Nice Rocky referenceS". Actually, I am surprised it was a woman (or what sounded like 1) who thought of that line/substituted She for He! I didn't know a lot of women even watched Rocky 4, let alone quote the move. It was a classic & brilliant line/substitute! Absolutely brilliant! And the timing was spot on perfect! LOL!

[billynicgorski1]

Classic .... This guy will be one of the greats

[theonetense]

fuckin eh, let that bitch have it. Why do i have a feeling you went easy on her? lol

[unfi5hable]

hamster12512 - The woman in the crowd asked for it, anytime you shout at or bad mouth a comedian through their routine you can bet they are about to single you out and have a big laugh at your expense. If they don't then they're a puss...

"If you interrupt a comedian, bring ammo"

[hamster12512]

@unfi5hable Oh, yeah I agree. But sometimes if you don't actually heckle a comedian, they'll single someone out because it's part of their act. They know the best reactions from the crowd are the ones the crowd have to improvise themselves. If you get singled out and fuck up what you are trying to say, the comedian will rip the shit out of you. Usually the best part of the act is not what the comedian says to begin with, it's what the crowd says, and then the comedians reaction afterwards.

[zEndersShadowz]

That was great!

[MawcDrums]

I'm following a dream you keep stripping LAWL

[hempem43]

LOL - awesome. "I'm following a dream . . . '

[the20hunk]

"stepped over you naked body to fuck a boy " LOL , that was pure gold.....

[zachforpimp]

240p comment... We meet again. lol

[xScitna]

honestly.. comedians are the WRONG fucking people to heckle.. i mean honestly, if someone has the confidence and wit to get up on stage to try and make people laugh, why would you try to get into a pissing contest with one that has a microphone that everyone can hear over your dumb ass? btw, @oscarr1882 you realize that pretty much none of his original bit was on camera.. it was all him reaming the heckler, dumbshit

[oscarr1882]

@xScitna dumbshit? ... see, even you have better comebacks than this guy. i think you could replace him too. good work.

[oscarr1882]

if she dies, she dies ..... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ... the best joke in all of this came from the crowd. this guy sucks!! where did you get your personality? a car crash? ... is this dude a grade 4 retarded kid? pass your mic to that chick in the crowd and get off the fucking stage buddy.

[717rch]

@oscarr1882 fack you

[narutonamizake]

LMAO if she dies she dies

[FoxHoundUnit89]

"Once in a while."

[XsXTrills]

"I'm following a dream. You keep stripping." lol I immediately clicked the like button

[tambian89]

"If she dies she dies!" that person is amazing

[psykotic23]

25yrs without a championship i will fuckin punch some woman's head right off her fuckin body lol

[snowballeffect]

this was really mean lol.

[jellyfishslapper]

why are all heckler videos in 240p?! I WILL HECKLE BECAUSE OF THIS.

[jdodd82]

Joe Matarese is in the wrong business. Unfunny, not clever, and just an overall waste.

[RamirezRoyalty]

@jdodd82 so i'm guessing you're not a fan? why waste your time watching a video of his, then you leave a comment? really? talk about overall waste.

[FlintSparkedStudios]

Myspace? This must be old.

[YouHaxerr]

its always fat stupid bitches

[can0mark]

It's funny how at the beginning your video states that you dont always let heckler's have it yet you promote a CD in which you take on hecklers and there are actually more videos of you taking on hecklers in the related videos.

[vilzskilz2009]

biggest Heckler shut down from Mike King NZ comedian "Do I come to your JOB and kick cocks out of your mouth" bwahahahahaa

[hamster12512]

@vilzskilz2009 One of our british comedians uses a joke like that. Jimmy Carr says the exact same thing except he says sailors cocks instead.

[rmmarti2]

Did you film this with a potato....

[SquaredBarry]

YUENGLING!



[DRF4NTAS1A]

240p... We meet again.

[ruebuscm]

@DRF4NTAS1A Shouldn't you be extra embarrassed to post a lame canned joke on a video of an actual comedian? Where's your shame, man?

[commonsensedictates]

@DRF4NTAS1A

Don't you hate it when people search for 240p videos just so they can write "240p we meet again" in hope of getting the top comment?

[PusherMan35]

@DRF4NTAS1A 240p joke...we meet again

[ilegendzzzz]

@DRF4NTAS1A you know why i hate 240p? Comments like yours that are repeated constantly -.-

[MichaelBuhrlen]

@DRF4NTAS1A

Lame ass 240p joke...  We meet again.

[gohabs1119]

has anyone ever stepped over your naked body to fuck a boy?

[jerryblaze6188]

i love the rocky 4 reference lol. funny guy too

[REIGNOFKAY]

Love it!

[tommyv331992]

Less than two minutes into the video, and I realized everything he has said is a friggin' good comeback.

I'm taking notes.

[truthbeeeetold]

Love the song before and after there's no easy way out! there's no shortcut home!

[ZEEMADMAN]

Look, Lady, I know that I promised to help You out & Pimp You out here, but now is just not the time. So please will You let Me decide the best time to do that. Who's the Professional here, You or Me? The last thing these People want to hear is a mouthy Whore. So You need to shut up before I use My Pimp Hand on You. Don't make me put on My Railroad Engineers Cap & Organize a Train On You. I'll pick some 500 Pound Dude as the Cabose! I know You've heard that Whistle & seen that Light before!

[CaptainWeiner]

Don't fuck with comedians...These guys are master improvists, you'll lose that argument every time.

[stopstickers]

call amber lamps

[PSNGreyLynx]

when someone rips RIPS BACK! no matter what

[Lackeos]

"Every once AND a while"

[ItsKnucklez]

@Lackeos it's once in a while?

[MagicMan2457]

Fatality. Flawless victory.

[sparkit4me]

HOLY FUCK I LOVE IT!!!! "Im followin a dream you keep strippin"

[axhfan]

Calling a woman a stripper/hooker/general skank is kinda cliche at this point

[OsmosisDives]

@axhfan yep and its still offensive and funny, go figure

[1reasonz]

@axhfan well thats what she gets for trying to fuck up someone routine. They get on stage to humor people leave them the fuck alone is what i say.

[jaja1818]

@1reasonz to think you even pay to get in these comedy bars...why would you heckle??i would understand if that lady was his ex or sumthing..but insulting people you dont even know..that lady just got owned..real hard

[ptbez]

i cant stop laughing

[1990banks]

where's Jimmy Carr when you need him lol

[MadaraXIII]

WIN ROCKY WIN!!

[DaarkRedeemer]

that lady is a cunt

[daberr2]

whered u develop your personality? a car crash? LOL

[mikegnome]

Why heckle? I always laugh my ass off at a comedy show even if it's bad. That's why they have alcohol folks.

[voceangeli]

I don't get why anyone would heckle a comedian... when I go to a comedy show my Wife and I sit quietly hoping the comedian is 1) funny and 2) not going to point us out an make fun of us. Why would anyone heckle? There is simply no payoff.

[hamster12512]

@voceangeli Sometimes the best part of a comedians act is when they pick out an audience member. It's just good-natured friendly banter. They're not doing it to embarass you, they're doing it for the laughs. But yeah I can see where you're coming from. I'd hate to get singled out at a comedy show, because I wouldn't know what to say.

[a1rjord4n]

the highest rated comments are talking about the previous three highest rated comments

[GlitchPros]

man its hard to hear this guy

[trinixia]

Where did you develop your personality... a car crash? LMAO #keepstripping

[theninjachannel]

those comebacks were pre-thought out which takes the funny away from it, but the audience liked it

[HorrorSymphony]

Why are all hecklers women?

[gymrat7847]

@HorrorSymphony cuz they can be ass holes and nobody is allowed to hit them.

[moekanz]

@gymrat7847

oh, I'll hit thems bitches, Immuna kick that lady in the muff and throw her back in the kitchen where she belongs :D

[vicicv985]

@HorrorSymphony guys dont give a fuck is brainles humor in 80% of stand up comedy. ... we are brainless cretures!!

[rakuencallisto]

@HorrorSymphony Cause they can't get enough attention in the real world so they need to fiend for more.

[DextrosJ]

@HorrorSymphony

alcohol



[PresidentDRCI]

@HorrorSymphony because their all bitches and ass holes. well...most of them at least, everyone of them that watches stand up alone.

[iratensubpros]

@HorrorSymphony hm i wonder lol :P

[jakewalker16]

@HorrorSymphony Because they're drunk and have cunts

[UrSoMeanBoss]

@HorrorSymphony because they naturally want to ruin men's lives.

[GaMzyProductions]

@HorrorSymphony because the world revolves around them and they have to be heard

[catbuffalo]

@HorrorSymphony

Because they are drunk and have cunts. They like to yell at the comedian because they are drunk cunts.

[TheUltraNick]

@HorrorSymphony If they cannot see a stove or sink they feel out of place.

[strwy2hvn94]

@HorrorSymphony because all hoes is bitches

[heydickdickdick]

@HorrorSymphony She's just really hungry for Joe's cock, so she'll do anything to get his attention.

[chermansen00]

@HorrorSymphony Girls are so sensitive

[Aztecabrn]

@HorrorSymphony why? well they can't shut the fuck up!

[tubub]

@HorrorSymphony

they're usually drink entitled bitches by themselves. A key sign of narcissism

[bennyvega100]

@HorrorSymphony

because women don't know how to shut up...especially when they are drinking.

[MetalFluffyNinja1]

@HorrorSymphony Because they think because they're women they can get away with shit.

[carterwatrous]

@MetalFluffyNinja1 and u hit the nail on the head....why there is so many bulldike shaved head women in jail nowaadays

[RegistrationCop]

@HorrorSymphony Sexist fucks usually.

[3stylr]

@HorrorSymphony  Its probably that time of the month

[MischievousKittie]

@HorrorSymphony because we are in a society now that teach women their special and entitled and if threatened by cocky and arrogant men and their obligated to 'put them in their place"

[kamina77]

@HorrorSymphony cz bitches b carzy

[craigmatik]

@HorrorSymphony Because women are dumb,useless, and insecure.

[ShaithMaster]

@HorrorSymphony because they're man haters

[Candiecane908]

@HorrorSymphony Drunk women are a fascinating species...

[wallysaruman]

@HorrorSymphony Because some women (not all) are empowered by the social myth that they have physical immunity, therefore, they would taunt and say things other people wouldn't some, not to get their asses kicked, some not to look like a total idiot. Some guys do it too... those are your run-o-the-mill douchebags.

[sitgilichit]

@wallysaruman so true

[JackAcix]

@HorrorSymphony BEcause women think they are always right and what they say has meaning. Nuff said

[ToaSmegHead]

Nice song. No Easy Way Out. 

[RocksterOO1]

Disappointing.

His comebacks weren't remotely funny or even witty, he just had the audience on is side.

[DANNYHEADSHOT]

@RocksterOO1 improvising comedy during an argument is all but impossible. he at least has some funny insults, which is at least better than when comedians get extremely pissed off and just start yelling "fuck you" and "get out" to hecklers

[RocksterOO1]

@DANNYHEADSHOT I agree Danny, my comment was meant as a balance to all who described this performance as AWESOME or Genius or some other unwarranted hyperbole.

Yes, he held his ground and continued relatively unfazed, but his replies were mediocre at best.

Since the audience were clearly behind him all the way, he could have said "I'm rubber, you are glue..." and he'd have got precisely the same response.

In short, I've seen better and this is not a good example of how to deal with hecklers!

[RocksterOO1]

@RocksterOO1 Additionally, what I find most distasteful about this video is that it was uploaded by Joe Matarese himself and is presented as an example of how to deal with hecklers!

The self congratulating foreword makes it all seem desperate and pathetic!

My advice to Joe is this... If you're going to trot out prepared and rehearsed "ad-libs" to hecklers then at least spend some time making sure they're funny or at least relevant to the heckle!

Random insults do not qualify as "comebacks"!

[Silverkin1]

@RocksterOO1 Fuck you, heckler.

[RocksterOO1]

@Silverkin1 Thank you!

That is a near perfect example of a Joe Matarese style putdown!

[DeadFoxMS89]

good shit

[specs0530]

most of the hecklers are women

[PinStripes41]

that girl who said "if she dies she dies" i think i want to marry

[thknlrn]

OK That was good



[dep92]

AWESOME!!!

[crsbt]

very funny,dont like idiots.

[Koroush51]

Why do idiot women always come and make fun of comics? Attention whores much?

[woodbell67]

What a winner, what with the aggressive macho energy and statement describing beheading a woman with his powerful punch.

And the cheap edit at approx. 1:36.

Genius.

[woodbell67]

1:36 smooth edit! If only one could do that live, it would improve one's timing

[JONNYBEdelicious]

@woodbell67 what are you even talking about? That was live

[woodbell67]

@JONNYBEdelicious edit at approx. 1:36.

[JONNYBEdelicious]

@woodbell67 you mean you think he edited that in there and it wasnt live?

[woodbell67]

@JONNYBEdelicious No, that he edited out whatever occurred- or didn't - between the cut.

Can't you see the cut that occurs at or near 1:36 ?

[JONNYBEdelicious]

@woodbell67 Yea but i dont get why that is significant

[woodbell67]

@JONNYBEdelicious If I could edit out all the awkward pauses and flubbed lines out of my speech I'd probably seem more witty wouldn't I ?

You're not too bright are you ?

[JONNYBEdelicious]

@woodbell67 No thats what i thought you meant but i was checking cause you said if only one could do it live when he clearly did it live. Even if there was a pause it was still pretty witty in my opinion

[FHedden]

1:10 I nearly shit myself.

[wogdoggy]

the car crash old is as old as my dad..pathetic..he's lucky I wasnt there

[Razorgeist]

What did she say about Philly?

[Nacho66]

"So - how many times has someone stepped over your naked body to fuck a boy?"

Comedy gold.

[Smallenface]

"where did you develop your personality, a car crash?"

what a classic line hahaha, definitely borrowing that ;)

[vvsimonvv]

@GamingBlvd And so you've been proved right...

[TheEpicWinner]

The top 4 guys like to comment on guys. Comment on guys.

[NelsonClick]

This is cool and all and I enjoyed it but the trick to handling a heckler is not to simply demean and degrade them (most people can do that) but to win them over so that they get back on your side. It's not easy but taking the "high" road early means it will be easier later. Don't forget. Comedians work for your dollar and not the other way around. Don't laugh if it's not funny and don't buy something if it's no good.

[Fallonized]

That was a great Joe! What a horrible woman.