Third Touhou M-1 Grand Prix 【Wind Girl】 English subtitles

[kratosangel100]

OBA-CHAN!! >3<



[Meowiing]

X'DDDD

Momiji is so adorable, dangit.

[agenticex]

A:Dumb dog!

M:Thats not nice!

A:What then

M:Dumb Wolf!

[theChuckNorice]

i have a better question.

WHY IS HER SCRIPT IN MOMIJI'S CLOTHES?!!!!

[OneofPatriotofJAPAN]

Nekomimi moe------!

[eudemonroks]

QAQ MOMIJI!!!!!!!!!!

[Kyle374]

I call this awesome.

[SparenofIria]

Momiji's great!!! And Aya... *bursts into laughter*

[ForDizzyAndMe]

I died laughing! XD Momiji is just so cute and Reimu WOULD shoot down 2 newborn pandas.

[HitoriYamanaka]

Awww yeeah. Awww yeeah.

[Zir3ne]

Anyone know who made that remix of Autumnal Waterfall at 0:22?

[ClassicGamesFTW]

Best 8 minutes of my life, and I owe it all to Momiji ;3

[jakesbrain]

Sounds like Ran and Chen's VAs again...

[DaceFXLance]

Poor Momiji! x'D So cute. <3

[Eiyashou1]

Geez, is there a time or place where Momiji DOESN'T cause a torrential nosebleed?

[yooshiman]

2:28 where everything can be found

[frostare]

10 people disliked!

... then they were shot to death

[HojuuNue]

0:18 WINDO GIR!!



[Cloudrunner62]

Best one I've seen!!!

[DigitalYoshii]

A cane. *takes hers sword*

XD I'll die of laughing !

[sleepyhollowzerolife]

Lovely~!! XD XD XD XD

[Sonicfalcon16]

The japanese pitch starts off high when young and lower with age

[Dornatum]

This is so funny I think I learned Japanese!

[stacystarRocks]

bow wow Meow~

[EToastE]

Atashi wa O-Bāchan da yo~ xD

[ronthecyborg]

Momiji is so freakin' cute in this, it's not even funny...

[EpyonV3]

@ronthecyborg

Seconded!!!!!!!

[raitei2000]

lily was killed, and not injured...

makes sense ya know

[TheLovelyKiwi1]

I wish this was a real channel and maybe replace channel 5 news

[EpicFunkey]

I think Aya was the one responsible for the shooting murders. Blame her and her Force-A-Nature

[shingshongshamalama]

Aya-chan, genki?

[Fafnir92]

The best newschannel i ever see. rofl. lol. XD

[CristalFighter]

Momiji Shouldn't accept everything Aya says.

That is just not right .__.

[xaina222]

CRAZZEE !!! THIS IS CRAZEE !!! CRAZEE !!!

[LuigiHourPowerHour]

This is by far my favorite one of these skits. Momiji in her underwear doesnt hurt at all

[chimoy1]

6:18 best part

[wanlizhang123]

lol cute voice

[LupusWolfDream]

NEET Touhou Fact, Momiji Is Taller Than Aya. However, To Deal With This, Aya Often Uses Hattate As A Stepstool To Become Taller Than Momiji Whenever She's Around Momiji.

[siverfanweedo]

shot to death XD happy

lived not happy

it is NOT opasite day lol

[saladin92]

i liked the wolf girl in her male version better

[wanlizhang123]

@saladin92 what the shit are you talking about lol

[metalgeard222]

Its official reimu shoots baby pandas

[YupTanya]

Lol :D!! best news!!!

[Ishi8878]

"If there's even a one percent chance-"

Stealth Gurren Lagann reference.

[Kurosaki666Tomoya]

Momiji's so cute in this! XD <3

[TheFlyingPenguinz]

I am a grandma

[LeVoirChocolat]

ATASHYA OBA-CHAN DAYO.

[amvnutneara]

OMG SOOO AWESOME the shooting and the grandma skit

[Javer80]

Man, this should have won.

[skeez86]

@Javer80 Agreed, they were better than TewiKourin. A final between Mikomiko spark and Wind girl would've been excellent

[megabobi1]

10 people were shot to dead

[WingmanVWXYZ]

I think Tengu/Crow News is going to be the biggest thing ever. I'd watch it anyday, also because I think Aya is hot ^^*

[Theespada13]

@WingmanVWXYZ If you don't watch it, you might get shot to death.

[asdlolwutfagnameihad]

I am a grandma da yo.

Bow wow meow!

[SOSHaruhi101]

Everyone in Touhou is shot to death :3

[Fluid4]

Still better than most news channels.

[soniclenkirbyfan8]

@Fluid4 Including fox news?

[tamariness]

9 people were shot to death by Hakurei Reimu

[dsrtpunk]

wait so everything on the newschannel is about someone getting shot to death??? XD

[majorearthlover]

UGH! subtitles!

[maxweb32]

@Narukyomo O_O' By who, Hakurei Reimu?

[AnotherRoboKy]

Bow wow meow~

[cholericDolphin]

dunnow why, but i was kinda freaked out xD

[EssenceOfScience]

Aya-chan genki?

[TheToginator]

@3moYurichi6561 Because everyone would get shot to death by Reimu?

[3moYurichi6561]

why isnt this news on TV?

[nattissanintendo]

HAHHAHAH

[YinxYang69]

Momiji? more like MOEmiji X3

[ObssesedNuker]

Whole lot of people being shot too death these days.

We need to pass Danmaku Safety Laws.

[nicolegracie09]

OH DEAR LORD

When aya reached down momiji's shirt I lol'd quite hard.

[ExzcellionGamma]

Woah Aya!! WTHeck are you doing, huh?!

Shikieiki will do what is necessary for this... :))

[TheFutagirlokuu]

@ExzcellionGamma Fortunately for her, Eiki-sama was drunk and rated them a white squid instead of the usual white dot.

[ExzcellionGamma]

@TheFutagirlokuu LOL haha squid.... :D

[youboon]

Nyaaa~

[Manonthe3up]

@youboon Guauu~

[Shorinnes]

D'awww, Momiji >w<

Pfff Aya, you pervert Tengu c':

[sundowniseeu]

Hakurei Reimu rushed to the scene and shot it to death.

[megamarsvin]

We should all learn to forgive and forget. Such a nice thing to say :D

[EssenceOfScience]

How could you not laugh when Momiji complies to take her skirt off?

[RainbowColoredSister]

aya-chan genki?

[kawaii1081]

this is my favorite!

[alotosius]

Stand-up comedy?

I love it!

[Petrico94]

tengu are "hevenly dogs" yet are dipicted as birds. Then why is Momiji a wolf and not a bird and doesn't want to be called a dog?

[Shonbi]

@Petrico94 Tengu is on the left.

[Petrico94]

@Shonbi arnt they both tengu, crow(left) and white wolf(right)

[Shonbi]

@Petrico94 No. That's why she's a wolf.

[theanaconda4013]

@Shonbi, @Petrico94: Momiji is based on an approximately equivalent Chinese creature spelled with the same characters, the wolflike Tiangou. she's not part of normal Japanese Tengu lore, but for the purpose is encompassed under the Tengu order in this series because her own species has the same written name.

[Shonbi]

@theanaconda4013 howat

[Shonbi]

@Petrico94 Also, tengus either have bird features, or have a large nose.

[OkashiiKisei]

But Aya already IS over a thousand and she doesn't appear to be senile or elderly at all.

....Though, considering her odd behavior, she might be becoming senile after all....

[SailorFaith]

@OkashiiKisei Because shes eccentric XD

[infringementMAN]

evil tengu lol

[LupusWolfDream]

That Is The Third Best Momiji I've Seen Drawn! Second Place Was Drawn By Kamiya Tomoe, And The Best Was Drawn By Sayori!

[Uldihaa]

Wow, Reimu is getting a pretty vicious reputation!

[EOCB]

Momiji has no spell cards, yet I find her harder then Chen is on PCB's extra stage...

ZUN should make more stuff with her!

...

that didn't come out right did it?

[Szriko]

@EOCB

>Momiji has no spell cards

What

[EOCB]

@Szriko Momiji has no spellcards in mountain of faith

[kurosujiomake]

@EOCB go play double spoiler

momiji has spell cards

[EOCB]

@kurosujiomake but she doesn't in Mountain of faith, and I only play the "main" games aka, all games without a dot.

[herotrev]

Ahaha Momiji your so cute X3

[FirsToStrike]

I'm actually learning Japanese quite well from this kind of stuff, thanks a lot for uploading it with subtitles!

[redtails]

Why is your script in my clothes???

[SylphieToP]

Momiji has played too much Pokemon Channel. XD

[wildhaunter]

characters like these only could have been made a alcoholic pedophile named zun

[marixdella]

Best.

news channel.

EVER.

[scarletpikawolf]

@marixdella Yeah! take that ABC news!

[SuperCartiel]

Now THAT'S Comedy!

[Kunailover101]

I feel sorry for Momiji, poor girl-.-'

[Ledslinger7777]

i don't get the news channel thing...

i thought danmaku was more or less harmless?

[yoshiothehedgehog]

Tonari no Momiji, Momiji....Momiji, Momiji...

[SmNBahamut]

She just reaches into Momiji's shirt. xD

[TheCrimsonVanguard]

bow wow nyaaaaaaaaa

[cereal300495]

1:36

Yes Aya, please do!!!

[KonataStar00]

2:40 where's the dog tail? :<

[UndeadDanny82]

Momiji's voice is really cute in here.

[moneylee21]

funny

its so funny cuz on last part the dum wolf

haha

[fromstart2finish]

WTF why was this on my recommend list

damn you youtube

[Silverfan203]

it was hilarious when aya was trying her own news show X3

[ACroyale]

I liked the part where Momiji was meowing. X3

[KingdomUzumaki]

I really cant see who the tsukommi is supposed to be ._. They both have their moments!

[Bulz33b]

@KingdomUzumaki They switch tsukomi roles every third of this, Aya for first third, Momiji during the news, and Aya afterwards.

Manzai doesn't absolutely always have to have a definite static boke and tsukomi.

[spiritwalker0]

BOW WOW MEOW!!!

[legotiger23]

I think i just burst a lung. X3

[hacxathande]

i wish momiji were my grandma, so i would be a Tengu.

[NezumimiNecroVampire]

@hacxathande

But Tengu lies and has long nose and usually has red face o.o

[killyh]

Aww...Poor Momiji got owned by Aya. I just want to hug and pet her till I bleed to death.

Also, lol at Chen reference :p.

Aya: I`ll defeat her...with my spell cards...THAT YOU WILL OWN!

Momiji: Yaaay, finally a spellcard for me ^_^.

[SolarEclipse75]

Momiji sounds like Chiyo-chan from Azumanga Daioh

[pheenix42]

@SolarEclipse75 I think you're right! 

[KittyCatRat]

2:43 WHERE'D MOMIZI'S TAIL GO!?!?!

[naruto114433]

LOL xD

[Narukyomo]

2 baby pandas were born. then they were shot to death.

[theUTAUfan]

Nice.. LMAO XD it's soo funny

[JapanForSale]

My god, when Momiji said "いかないでください" at 1:35 I was about to have a triple heart attack.

[zappazoey]

So basically, the only news is that everyone gets shot to death by danmaku. =w=

[JapanForSale]

Momiji has the same VA as Tewi in the other Touhou M-1 GP.

[Archzenom]

Oh I knew that Aya is up to her antics again. Oh boy, poor Momiji LOLZ!

[isywuzheer]

atashi wa...obaa-chan.....AY-CHAN GENKI!

[takaragekumaku]

dobos torte

[KehsArts]

BOW WOW MEOW?

.. xD ohmai

[shadowrundas]

i wish momiji was my grandma :D

[shadowrundas]

momiji is now amongst my favorite characters

[oddysea682]

7:25-7:57 WTF that was so funny

[TheCrimsonVanguard]

Nyao.

[Sadgurl0123]

umm... sorry im stupid... whut anime ish this?

[shadowrundas]

@Sadgurl0123 its not an anmie its from a doujn game called touhou its a bullet hell game

this game has one hell of a fanbase too

[Razz9119]

@shadowrundas

It's not a doujin game... It's an INDIE game D:

[shadowrundas]

@Razz9119 no your statment is wrong, its both so NYAAA :P

[Kirblord23]

@Sadgurl0123 Not an anime..a parody of Touhou..xDDDDD

[leafninja124]

@Sadgurl0123 touhou isn't an anime my friend. Its a game.

[ShikigamiChenYakumo]

What about Momiji's Double Spoiler spellcards?

[Pichukid456]

@ShikigamiChenYakumo

This probably came out before that game was released

[ShikigamiChenYakumo]

@Pichukid456

Oh well. Her nonspell is as hard as a spellcard

[SevScout]

2:29 -> i was like: "WHAT THE FUCK?!"

[JapanForSale]

Ruby eyes are so god damned sexy.

[REHTJ1]

文ちゃんかわいいｗｗｗ

[stupidguyno9]

Anyone else think Momiji is too cute in this, especially with her eyes crossed at 0:50?

[CirnoChannel]

aya is so mean in this video! °_°

poor momiji-chan! (but it's so funny!)

a dumb dog LOL

[solusjbj]

Lol 6:57 is best. Aya-chan Genki?

[shunkwugga]

What is Aya going to do with all those pictures?

[Anonymous738]

@shunkwugga Well..... that has a potentially bad implication....

[08kimmy]

Momiji it's just... too cute <3

[pheenix42]

Is anyone else out there laughing their backside off? =D

[CloneSaiga]

but aya is on tv she's on youtube ^_^

[Oyatorisu]

Atasha wa obaa-chan Da-Yo~ !!! -_- ^^

[VocaUtau]

Aya, how could you even think about quitting bunbunmaru?

[Trucidation]

Not a huge Aya fan previously (there are far too many personality cults in Gensokyo to join), but this video turned me into a believer >__> Aya going "aa, ii nee~" around 7:42, and her giggling at Momiji speaking around 7:50-7:55 is just too moe... HHHNNNNNGGGGGGGGG

[MaronaPossessed]

And this is why during the Double Spoiler time, Momiji and Aya fought alot.

[zdiect]

poor nitori...seems she almost win lol...

[bleh8421]

obaaaaa-chaaaaaan

ahahah xD

[Kirby6100]

Onto some lighter news two baby panda's were born,they were shot to death,stay tuned for more shooting murders.Lol whAT THE CRAP?

[Kirby6100]

Ok now put this on...now take off your shirt...now take off your skirt...SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP

[Takashi942]

Paparazzi FTW!

[krawky398]

I can understand why they'd need a Shooting Murder channel. They're in Gensokyo, where danmaku solves everything.

...OH GOD I CANNOT TAKE HOW CUTE MOMIJI IS HERE!!! GAHAAHAAAAAA!!!

And I laughed hysterically when Aya whipped out the camera and told her to meow.