Kim Gass is a fucking sex goddess... look at that paddling, dear lord i might need to jump in the water because it's so hot... i bet she's good at stroking things other than paddles, if you catch my drift ;)))))))
An excellent point made by user tbonepoo. More often than not, the beauty which lies deep within the belly of freestyle canoe is not in the appearance of the competitor, but in the control of the boat and the minimal wake created by both boat and paddle. Having said that, Kim Gass makes Marc Ornstein look like a bonafide amateur. When I look at Ornstein, I worry that a wedding is missing a bartender, when I see Kim Gass I ejaculate within delay inside my Dungarees. Beatiful stuff Kim xoxoxo.
Stunning and magisterial. Where it not for the restrictive nature of my elasticated maternity pants, I would have just came incontrollably, saturating my laptop in that sensual fluid that only Canadian style freestyle canooing can evoke.
@graveyardBILL DEAR BILL, THANK YOU! I just shat down my leg! laughing sooo hard! lets show up at the next compatition and hang our asses out and show some real talant. LOL
Food for thought: I know that hindsight is 20/20, and the so-called "experts" have always said that the choice to go Canadian-style is why Kim Gass lost the 2007 MidWest Freestyle Canoe Championships to Ornstein, but I maintain it was not the choice of Canadian-style that resulted in Gass's demise, but, instead, a simple lack of execution throughout her performance. Thoughts?
I was looking forward to viewing the "Lady in Red" routine. I heard about how beautiful it was and it's no longer available for viewing :( Would you consider posting it again or perhaps sending me a link? Thank You ;)
Showboating with on hand at the 1:20 mark is unnecessary, act like you've freestyled before.
indycubsfan23 2 weeks ago
lady do your thing!
popinjay3000 4 months ago
This is why i choose to live in sweden.
amin021 5 months ago
Man even golf has more fans, this stupid as shit
TooFreshDaKid 7 months ago
Kim Gass is a fucking sex goddess... look at that paddling, dear lord i might need to jump in the water because it's so hot... i bet she's good at stroking things other than paddles, if you catch my drift ;)))))))
barbx27 7 months ago 7
I typed "gay" into the search bar and it brought me here.
dlawndartw 7 months ago 3
@dlawndartw I typed "GAYFUCKINADOG'SASS" and it brought me here
TheCitygal87 6 months ago
It's as fast paced as watching paint dry underwater. Just mesmerizing.
viper8red 7 months ago
The level of skill this takes is almost inhuman.
ChillMood11 7 months ago
no life jacket! isn't this a bit extreme to have no safety equipement?
AmanutdW 7 months ago 4
oh my gosh, where was the age warning before the clip started? im still recovering from the extremeness from what i've just witnessed
joyfighter 7 months ago
An excellent point made by user tbonepoo. More often than not, the beauty which lies deep within the belly of freestyle canoe is not in the appearance of the competitor, but in the control of the boat and the minimal wake created by both boat and paddle. Having said that, Kim Gass makes Marc Ornstein look like a bonafide amateur. When I look at Ornstein, I worry that a wedding is missing a bartender, when I see Kim Gass I ejaculate within delay inside my Dungarees. Beatiful stuff Kim xoxoxo.
graveyardBILL 7 months ago
Kim Cass is a fucking dimepiece.
tbonepoo 7 months ago 5
Stunning and magisterial. Where it not for the restrictive nature of my elasticated maternity pants, I would have just came incontrollably, saturating my laptop in that sensual fluid that only Canadian style freestyle canooing can evoke.
graveyardBILL 7 months ago 17
@graveyardBILL DEAR BILL, THANK YOU! I just shat down my leg! laughing sooo hard! lets show up at the next compatition and hang our asses out and show some real talant. LOL
kennymetro 6 months ago
Food for thought: I know that hindsight is 20/20, and the so-called "experts" have always said that the choice to go Canadian-style is why Kim Gass lost the 2007 MidWest Freestyle Canoe Championships to Ornstein, but I maintain it was not the choice of Canadian-style that resulted in Gass's demise, but, instead, a simple lack of execution throughout her performance. Thoughts?
rsculler5 8 months ago
@rsculler5
wtf
AmericanNohbuddy 7 months ago
Where's the fucking HD video content that I want?
myck11 8 months ago
I was looking forward to viewing the "Lady in Red" routine. I heard about how beautiful it was and it's no longer available for viewing :( Would you consider posting it again or perhaps sending me a link? Thank You ;)
alocin412 8 months ago
What the hell just happened here?
TheWB1983 8 months ago 2
Very nice
Woodenarrows 1 year ago
Beautiful. There is nothing prettier than a canoe with beautiful lines on a glassy surface being paddled by someone in complete control.
Thank you
alannorr 1 year ago