@BlackfoxKitsune Some of us Americans are well educated in herps.....we just don't think we are better than you and try to point it out all the fuckin time. Shut up and watch the fuckin video moron.
@BlackfoxKitsune HEY DICKHEAD NOBODY FUCKING CARES ITS A TURTLE, DON'T BE MAD AT AMERICANS BECAUSE NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR SHITTY COUNTRY. AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!
cat:go shoo turtle! turtle:raarr(walks away)...nah fuck this your getting bit pussy.. cat:my attack they not work...flee! turtle:why you runnin' bitch! i'ma gonna bite yo tail! cat:flee! (time lapse) turtle:chomp! cat :yeoooow! tries to bite..not very effective... flees again. turtle:stop fuckin' runnin' dun na dun na dun da dun da DUN DUN! cat:hhisss! leave me along asshole! cat:huh?meow! turtle:i'm back bitch! cat:hiss! turtle:ya'll can already tell i ain't about to give up!
If I was the cat I would claw the hell outta the owner just for filming me runnin for my life from a obviously demented turtle and not doin anything about it lol
@osakanone yes thats the same cat thats why the first cat was fluffy orange and chuubby secound cat was siameise aka chinese cat so yup there both the sane
Wow .... that Turtle is hardcore ... I feel sorry for the cat, that the owner did nothing but goddamn film as his cat gets chased around the back-yard by a (to the cat, at least) indestructible brick with a nasty set of bone-ridged jaws.
Yeah that Turtle was out for blood, seriously what was that turtles problem. I have a turtle named Judy and a Cat named Player and they get along just fine when I put them together.
Lol... it's probably the bright colors. XD I know of a tortoise that would bite at anything yellow or orange... even if it's a shoe cus in the wild the bright colored fruits and flowers were the tastiest.
Wow, I have never seen anything like this before. Talk about focus, he changed direction on a dime and kept up the attack. Hilarious and stunning both. I need him to handle these squirrels, hahaha.
Mutant turtle for sure.
TheLastNail 1 week ago
poor cat
luko2400 2 weeks ago
thats one bad ass turtle lol
rrr223 2 weeks ago
the turtleinator cooming soon in theaters
TheMasterturtle100 4 weeks ago
I think that's a tortoise isn't it?
MrImGerman 1 month ago
The turtle is like "Stop running pussy!"
sk8jtX69 1 month ago
just bite it's head off and be done with it already...
Agoateeman 2 months ago
Cat: fuck u turtle!
Turtle: i will fuck u up mother fucker! i am the best guard turtle ever!
augustlilly98 2 months ago
Relentless, sheesh.
heykayde 2 months ago
Turtle power!
BassDrop9494 2 months ago
The turtle was like you dont wanna mess with me I part of the NInja Turtle!!
legomindstrom 3 months ago
I understand a cat killing a mouse for food, but what does a turtle have to gain by attacking a cat?? O.o
ZereljaMar 3 months ago
@ZereljaMar Mad street cred
HoldItFast 1 month ago
Turtles are the best, lol
iNekoNaru 3 months ago
he just wanted some.....pussy
Finleyfrank1 4 months ago
that turtle is an asshole.
donwilli 4 months ago in playlist When Turtles Attack...
ROFL! The turtle bit the cat several times.. and turtles hurt.. I have 8 ._.
KatideCoD 4 months ago
evil turtle!
KieshaJ55 4 months ago
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0:02 do a barrel roll!
antieichel 5 months ago
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antieichel 5 months ago
turtle wins
didogazeto 5 months ago
xD poor cat(s)
KumoTheTurtle 6 months ago 2
THAT TURTLE IS AN ASSHOLE!
YaqoHomo 7 months ago
oh dear gods can you Americans Not tell the difference between a Turtle, a terrapin and a Tortoise?! and you claim to be well educated.
That you are seeing in this video attacking a cat is a Tortoise!
BlackfoxKitsune 7 months ago
@BlackfoxKitsune turtle to me is a animal with shell on the back
hamsturinn 7 months ago
@BlackfoxKitsune Some of us Americans are well educated in herps.....we just don't think we are better than you and try to point it out all the fuckin time. Shut up and watch the fuckin video moron.
13Jaysun13 6 months ago
@BlackfoxKitsune HEY DICKHEAD NOBODY FUCKING CARES ITS A TURTLE, DON'T BE MAD AT AMERICANS BECAUSE NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR SHITTY COUNTRY. AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!
splep 6 months ago
Cats like leave me alone God damnit
peanut1327 7 months ago
that cat looks cool! it's tail is like a fox. never seen that before
qpSubZeroqp 7 months ago
Never knew turtles were so fucking fast! Look at that thing blow xD
DaydreamerBlack 8 months ago
this turtle is from fukushima!
almadatubers 8 months ago
OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!!
MrGlies 8 months ago
Juggernaut! :¬O
wordreet 8 months ago
Fuck you mammal!
Ultimategrid 8 months ago
forget a guard dog Turtles are the answer. although it may take them awhile to get the burglar but at least it's cheaper
jess401 9 months ago 10
@jess401 dude its a stereotyp that turtlels r slow
LINKROX42 2 months ago
he feels lonely !
newcode4 9 months ago
burn19ballz 9 months ago
Dud dunt, duh dunt, duh dunt. (jaws theme) LMAO!!!!!!
HandymanHaugen 9 months ago
No body noticed!!!! FAST F-ING TURTLE!!!!!!!
HandymanHaugen 9 months ago
your cat looks and moves around exactly like mine lol.
migellejones 10 months ago
poor kitty
drewzillasaurusrex 10 months ago
hilarious. aesop's new fable, "the tortoise and the cat."
tomitstube 10 months ago
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Que Tartaruga chata!!! kkkkkkkkk.
AnselmoReysBHZ 10 months ago
Que Tartaruga chata!!!
AnselmoReysBHZ 10 months ago
That pussy is a pussy.
SOLID2INFINITY 10 months ago
Silly cat, no one can beat turtles!
william14477 10 months ago
I`m gonna getcha... I`m gonna getcha... i`m gonna getcha... i`m gonna getcha...
LuminousGuy 10 months ago
This is the angriest turtle I've ever seen
PRLTMFW 11 months ago
This looks just like me cat! lol
realsaraSKELLINGTON 11 months ago
0:07 "I could probably get away right now.. No, no. You know what? Screw you, cat."
KaijuBill 11 months ago
the turtle is just horny
lostra1 11 months ago
I would be lying if I said this made sense
Jelley0 11 months ago
lol randomness
poppystar1000 11 months ago
The turtle's like "I'm a fuking dinosaur, fear me!"
n4mel3ss 1 year ago 58
@n4mel3ss Dude I couldn't stop laughin thanks to u,LMAO,Good one!
EternalRoman 1 year ago
Motors at a pretty good pace for a turtle! That's one turtle with a serious 'tude!
pnutbutrncrackers 1 year ago 2
Turtle is beatin every cat he see's xD..
oratex 1 year ago
YOu CAnt hurt me puss i has shell!
cochinopepino 1 year ago
that cat needs to stop acting like such a pussy! ^_^
gummiesRgood 1 year ago
Ain't that Garfield?!
Shinigamiman5 1 year ago
The turtle is like the everyknown old angry neighbor that is shouting at you "Get the fuck off my Lawn"
atomkobold 1 year ago
Mr Chuck Turtle Norris
Mindfxcker 1 year ago 2
i have to take a dump
pgguy3 1 year ago
Psh >.> Thats not a turtle.. Its a Squirtle :D Quick! Use a water gun!
warlord6272 1 year ago
Leonidas turtle?
dupperdumbs 1 year ago
For Narnia you bitch
benaschenbrenner 1 year ago
For Narnia
benaschenbrenner 1 year ago
FOR VICTORY!!!!!
NECROHZP 1 year ago
He's relentless!
weasalw 1 year ago
Turtle is layin down some laws around these parts
mc590 1 year ago
37 cats watched this video
bigbonesrule 1 year ago
lmaoo crazy bitch ass turtle ass punk ass
grip31gangsta 1 year ago
Yo man get your cat away from that turtle! They're seriously dangerous when they go Kawabunga! like this!
Ido013 1 year ago
At 0:8 is like you never catch me bitches *crash* oh fuck
Aztech73 1 year ago
only if i can get a turtle like tat my neighbourhood would be different!
Klonezeehx2 1 year ago
Turtle: baby come back!!!!!! Cat: get the fuck away from me!!!!!
chimi34 1 year ago
Turtle: Why does this giant pillow keep on moving?! Come here damnit!
1alejo2 1 year ago
HAHAHA. This is the coolest turtle ever.
dilloncolborn 1 year ago
Evil turtle, stupid cat.
ProtagonistNonTheist 1 year ago
Whats missing is the "durum, durum" thingy from Jaws, coulda made that turle even more imba! :)
RipTheJackR 1 year ago
that turtle is sooo cool
Dallebp 1 year ago
In Soviet Russia, turtle attack cat.
BayviewFinch 1 year ago
@eelkeeper99 - yooz laik stoopid...
BayviewFinch 1 year ago
That turtle has roid rage.
rmosborn78 1 year ago
turtle was a dog in past life
TonyMarkov 1 year ago 2
tank division deployed. objective:kill anything furry
xxxxxTRISTIANxxxxx 1 year ago
Idk why but I laughed sooo hard at 1:52
Turtle : IM GONNA GET YOU HAHAHAHA
Cat : f**k off!
darkbreeze9009 1 year ago
Turtles are somehov drawn to the furry animals and they are reptiles, so they comeete for domination, and thatfor they bte ;)))
AlexisSLO 1 year ago
Turtles are somehow reawn to furry animals, and they are reptiles, so they lice to comete, so they bite ;))
AlexisSLO 1 year ago
fucking turtle
devilz3108 1 year ago
wow the turtle wont give up...what the heck is it doing with a cat>?
x3TheBand93 1 year ago
I can beat that turtle
what a stupid coward cat
saud243864 1 year ago
"why is this rock following me?"
DevilMayRise 1 year ago
Squirtle was teaching Purugly a lesson.
SorrowKX 1 year ago
zombie turtle wants brainz!
TheIncia 1 year ago
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that turtle was trained by chuck norris
ba0pitl3ull 1 year ago
class turtle
lebitych 1 year ago
Red Bull gives you attitude...lol.
demboys18 1 year ago
tortuga asesinaaa !! jajaj :)
raycvz 1 year ago
Woow that cats tale was fatter then him ! funny i have a snapping turtle & a cat
yannickTheGreat 1 year ago
"I'm going to get you, you son of a bitch! Aaargh! *Slow walking*"
zyldyks 1 year ago
lol the turtle is like a friggin tank, man
dogonskis 1 year ago
I love how cats immediately role onto their sides waving their paws about when they're irritated.
SomebodyLS 1 year ago
Turtle-"YOUR GOING DOWN PUSSY!!!!!"
FullMetalAngel900 1 year ago
lmao like its attached on a pull string to the cat
boz1345 1 year ago
tortoise but nvm
Redheadfury 1 year ago
thats one pissed off turttle! the cats must of got his goldfish buddies out of the pond.
MVSRH 1 year ago
All the cat has to do is get above ground level.......or flip the turtle over.
soundseeker63 1 year ago
the turtle just wants some love?
aeronw00t 1 year ago
there playing.... if you see the way the cat reacts to the turtle :) there best friends
aeronw00t 1 year ago
nunca vi isso em minha vida
flaviovms 1 year ago
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?
brandarius15 1 year ago 35
lol who ever said turtles were slow? Look at this lil dude go!
Flemtar 1 year ago 3
Looks like someone ticked off Bowser.
TehPielightZone 1 year ago
A glorious turtle knight sets out on a holy crusade against pitiful cats...
eizehore 1 year ago
"ahh, a cat! my favourite! yummy! "
Borzeey 1 year ago
Lol, never knew turtles hated cats so much! For some reason I imagine him with a Brooklyn accent
Ianbentley06 1 year ago 2
maybe the turtle has rabies
Cortez4312 1 year ago
0:45 FLANK IT !!!! Never seen a turtle move so fast...
tobycool 1 year ago
Turtles conquer hohoho
iDipz 1 year ago
You should train it to guard your house! (the turtle not the cat)
jabathehutt5555 1 year ago
The cat enjoyed the play otherwise it would of just gotton out of reach
drac0nyx 1 year ago
oh my god, I almost fell of the chair, imagine what the cat was thinking all the time:" Get out of my face you filthy armored animal!"
Criegerrovad 1 year ago
lol vary strong turtle^^
TheDarknessAlien 1 year ago
haha at 1:45 the cats so stressed it loses all its fur haha
damienbyrne19 1 year ago
turtle-zombie. "Cats tail, i need cats tail!'
dtierr 1 year ago
that pussy is a pussy
zTsCz 1 year ago
thats an irl ninja turtle
jazza960 1 year ago
and on his door,anyone could read: "beware of the turtle"
jetaddicted 1 year ago
hahaahahahahhaahahaa
sclary9889 1 year ago
lol fast turtle and its like a guard turtle LOL
TheWolfboy101 1 year ago
sometimes turtles need protein
and sometimes they just want to fist-fuck a unshaved pussy
dschonsie 1 year ago
lol thats turtle is like IM MIGHTY MOUSE lol
GothicMuffinify 1 year ago
the cat is like" just leave me da hell alone"
TheHMSshow 1 year ago
If I was the cat I would claw the hell outta the owner just for filming me runnin for my life from a obviously demented turtle and not doin anything about it lol
Dolo55 1 year ago
the cat was thinking omg it has armor i cant bite s**t!!
deathbringer187 1 year ago
Mmm cat meat... yummy!
pixair 1 year ago
Is that the same cat though? At the end?
osakanone 1 year ago
@osakanone yes thats the same cat thats why the first cat was fluffy orange and chuubby secound cat was siameise aka chinese cat so yup there both the sane
dragiondkid 1 year ago
That turtle is an asshole.
osakanone 1 year ago 45
flip it over...
NoNameNerds 1 year ago
why the fuck do you loop this? to make it seem longer? ... idiot
rel237 1 year ago
This is the best thing I have seen today! Haha!
fenstermacherin 1 year ago
turtle just wants a hug :(
Drallop 1 year ago
its the tail its like a magnet for turtles.
willstaruss22 1 year ago
turtles eat meat
MrGhostXMASpast 1 year ago
Stupid cats. Get to some high ground. Like two feet up would do it
astrosoup 1 year ago
i got 5 on the turtle
schlaznger 1 year ago
Wow .... that Turtle is hardcore ... I feel sorry for the cat, that the owner did nothing but goddamn film as his cat gets chased around the back-yard by a (to the cat, at least) indestructible brick with a nasty set of bone-ridged jaws.
Krenk999 1 year ago
It's like a tonberry on four legs.
Terrakinetic 1 year ago
Thats a killer turtel... RUN GARFIELD RUUUUNNNN
fugmanndk 1 year ago
RUN GARFIELD
LichiCamera 1 year ago
lol that turtle is the shit
michael19821 1 year ago
scary...
Ade02071990 1 year ago
Are your cats still alive ?
Go turtle !
ClaudioArrau 1 year ago
Yeah that Turtle was out for blood, seriously what was that turtles problem. I have a turtle named Judy and a Cat named Player and they get along just fine when I put them together.
Nightshift10000 1 year ago
stupid turtles are always funnier
arsenedevos 1 year ago
turtle power
arsenedevos 1 year ago
wow u wudnt let any animal near my turtle " if i had one" they are werth fricken tones!
ozzieruss01 1 year ago
dont worry guys no animals were harmed in the making of this video.... n_n
iwanthertobehappy 1 year ago
Turtle Power
8nWo4Life 1 year ago
This reminds me of an episode on rocko modern life
argetfalcon 1 year ago
ouch...looks like that things doesn't let go
xyxstradus 1 year ago
The turtle goes WAAARGH
KingMeglion 1 year ago 2
Lol aww turtle, i hope neither the cat nor the turtle were harmed.
NekoDemon11 1 year ago
you can just imagine what the turtle is thinking, like from network :I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore!!!
Averyofthemain 1 year ago
haha! and who says turtles are slow?
personage135 1 year ago
well...Raphael is cool-but rude
kokumaru 1 year ago
OH MY GOD DAT TURTLE IS WAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
PSSSSYYYYYYYYYCHOO TURTOL OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LAddDDADADAGHHG
Warcraftbot 1 year ago
@Warcraftbot
Wtf...retard...
pickchicken 1 year ago
@pickchicken Shut up bitch, that wasnt me, someelse musta been using my account
Warcraftbot 1 year ago
that turtle wouldnt leave that cat alone for shit lmao
movielord911 1 year ago
Maybe the turtle was hungry......for cats
al3zmi 1 year ago 2
tutles are not slow after all... XD
froggyface11 1 year ago
Lol... it's probably the bright colors. XD I know of a tortoise that would bite at anything yellow or orange... even if it's a shoe cus in the wild the bright colored fruits and flowers were the tastiest.
KitsuneNeko 1 year ago
thats a ninja turtle!!! :D
shahruledree 1 year ago 12
What was the turtle thinking
TomitoCompany 1 year ago
Wow, I have never seen anything like this before. Talk about focus, he changed direction on a dime and kept up the attack. Hilarious and stunning both. I need him to handle these squirrels, hahaha.
kalex32 1 year ago
put the jaws tune on it :P the turtle keeps following xD
pokitaro 1 year ago
lol cats like fuck off dude lave me alone
NHGHOSTHUNTERS 1 year ago
wow lol the turtle is like grrrr
wearecrazy100 1 year ago
its a TORTOISE!!!!!
Cryer24597 1 year ago
Aww so cute! They are having so much fun playing. An unlikely pair but great fun nonetheless!
LusciousLashes 1 year ago