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  • Mutant turtle for sure.

    

  • poor cat

  • thats one bad ass turtle lol

  • the turtleinator cooming soon in theaters

  • I think that's a tortoise isn't it?

  • The turtle is like "Stop running pussy!"

  • just bite it's head off and be done with it already...

  • Cat: fuck u turtle!

    Turtle: i will fuck u up mother fucker! i am the best guard turtle ever!

  • Relentless, sheesh.

  • Turtle power!

  • The turtle was like you dont wanna mess with me I part of the NInja Turtle!!

  • I understand a cat killing a mouse for food, but what does a turtle have to gain by attacking a cat?? O.o

  • @ZereljaMar Mad street cred

  • Turtles are the best, lol

  • he just wanted some.....pussy

  • that turtle is an asshole.

  • ROFL! The turtle bit the cat several times.. and turtles hurt.. I have 8 ._.

  • evil turtle! 

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  • turtle wins

  • xD poor cat(s)

  • THAT TURTLE IS AN ASSHOLE!

  • oh dear gods can you Americans Not tell the difference between a Turtle, a terrapin and a Tortoise?! and you claim to be well educated.

    That you are seeing in this video attacking a cat is a Tortoise!

  • @BlackfoxKitsune turtle to me is a animal with shell on the back

  • @BlackfoxKitsune Some of us Americans are well educated in herps.....we just don't think we are better than you and try to point it out all the fuckin time. Shut up and watch the fuckin video moron.

  • @BlackfoxKitsune HEY DICKHEAD NOBODY FUCKING CARES ITS A TURTLE, DON'T BE MAD AT AMERICANS BECAUSE NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR SHITTY COUNTRY. AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!

  • Cats like leave me alone God damnit

  • that cat looks cool! it's tail is like a fox. never seen that before

  • Never knew turtles were so fucking fast! Look at that thing blow xD

  • this turtle is from fukushima!

  • OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!!

  • Juggernaut! :¬O

  • Fuck you mammal!

  • forget a guard dog Turtles are the answer. although it may take them awhile to get the burglar but at least it's cheaper

  • @jess401 dude its a stereotyp that turtlels r slow

  • he feels lonely !

  • cat:go shoo turtle! turtle:raarr(walks away)...nah fuck this your getting bit pussy.. cat:my attack they not work...flee! turtle:why you runnin' bitch! i'ma gonna bite yo tail! cat:flee! (time lapse) turtle:chomp! cat :yeoooow! tries to bite..not very effective... flees again. turtle:stop fuckin' runnin' dun na dun na dun da dun da DUN DUN! cat:hhisss! leave me along asshole! cat:huh?meow! turtle:i'm back bitch! cat:hiss! turtle:ya'll can already tell i ain't about to give up!
  • Dud dunt, duh dunt, duh dunt. (jaws theme) LMAO!!!!!!

  • No body noticed!!!! FAST F-ING TURTLE!!!!!!!

  • your cat looks and moves around exactly like mine lol.

  • poor kitty

  • hilarious. aesop's new fable, "the tortoise and the cat."

  • Que Tartaruga chata!!!

  • That pussy is a pussy.

  • Silly cat, no one can beat turtles!

  • I`m gonna getcha... I`m gonna getcha... i`m gonna getcha... i`m gonna getcha...

  • This is the angriest turtle I've ever seen

  • This looks just like me cat! lol

  • 0:07  "I could probably get away right now.. No, no. You know what? Screw you, cat."

  • the turtle is just horny

  • I would be lying if I said this made sense

  • lol randomness

  • The turtle's like "I'm a fuking dinosaur, fear me!"

  • @n4mel3ss Dude I couldn't stop laughin thanks to u,LMAO,Good one!

  • Motors at a pretty good pace for a turtle! That's one turtle with a serious 'tude!

  • Turtle is beatin every cat he see's xD..

  • YOu CAnt hurt me puss i has shell!

  • that cat needs to stop acting like such a pussy! ^_^

  • Ain't that Garfield?!

  • The turtle is like the everyknown old angry neighbor that is shouting at you "Get the fuck off my Lawn"

  • Mr Chuck Turtle Norris

  • i have to take a dump

  • Psh >.> Thats not a turtle.. Its a Squirtle :D Quick! Use a water gun!

  • Leonidas turtle?

  • For Narnia you bitch

  • For Narnia

  • FOR VICTORY!!!!!

  • He's relentless!

  • Turtle is layin down some laws around these parts

  • 37 cats watched this video

  • lmaoo crazy bitch ass turtle ass punk ass

  • Yo man get your cat away from that turtle! They're seriously dangerous when they go Kawabunga! like this!

  • At 0:8 is like you never catch me bitches *crash* oh fuck

  • only if i can get a turtle like tat my neighbourhood would be different!

  • Turtle: baby come back!!!!!! Cat: get the fuck away from me!!!!!

  • Turtle: Why does this giant pillow keep on moving?! Come here damnit!

  • HAHAHA. This is the coolest turtle ever.

  • Evil turtle, stupid cat.

  • Whats missing is the "durum, durum" thingy from Jaws, coulda made that turle even more imba! :)

  • that turtle is sooo cool

  • In Soviet Russia, turtle attack cat.

  • @eelkeeper99 - yooz laik stoopid... 

  • That turtle has roid rage.

  • turtle was a dog in past life

  • tank division deployed. objective:kill anything furry

  • Idk why but I laughed sooo hard at 1:52

    Turtle : IM GONNA GET YOU HAHAHAHA

    Cat : f**k off!

  • Turtles are somehov drawn to the furry animals and they are reptiles, so they comeete for domination, and thatfor they bte ;)))

  • Turtles are somehow reawn to furry animals, and they are reptiles, so they lice to comete, so they bite ;))

  • fucking turtle

  • wow the turtle wont give up...what the heck is it doing with a cat>?

  • I can beat that turtle

    what a stupid coward cat

  • "why is this rock following me?"

  • Squirtle was teaching Purugly a lesson.

  • zombie turtle wants brainz!

  • class turtle

  • Red Bull gives you attitude...lol.

  • tortuga asesinaaa !! jajaj :)

  • Woow that cats tale was fatter then him ! funny i have a snapping turtle & a cat

  • "I'm going to get you, you son of a bitch! Aaargh! *Slow walking*"

  • lol the turtle is like a friggin tank, man

  • I love how cats immediately role onto their sides waving their paws about when they're irritated.

  • Turtle-"YOUR GOING DOWN PUSSY!!!!!"

  • lmao like its attached on a pull string to the cat

  • tortoise but nvm

  • thats one pissed off turttle! the cats must of got his goldfish buddies out of the pond.

  • All the cat has to do is get above ground level.......or flip the turtle over.

  • the turtle just wants some love?

  • there playing.... if you see the way the cat reacts to the turtle :) there best friends

  • nunca vi isso em minha vida

  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?

  • lol who ever said turtles were slow? Look at this lil dude go!

  • Looks like someone ticked off Bowser.

  • A glorious turtle knight sets out on a holy crusade against pitiful cats...

  • "ahh, a cat! my favourite! yummy! "

  • Lol, never knew turtles hated cats so much! For some reason I imagine him with a Brooklyn accent

  • maybe the turtle has rabies

  • 0:45 FLANK IT !!!! Never seen a turtle move so fast...

  • Turtles conquer hohoho

  • You should train it to guard your house! (the turtle not the cat)

  • The cat enjoyed the play otherwise it would of just gotton out of reach

  • oh my god, I almost fell of the chair, imagine what the cat was thinking all the time:" Get out of my face you filthy armored animal!"

  • lol vary strong turtle^^

  • haha at 1:45 the cats so stressed it loses all its fur haha

  • turtle-zombie. "Cats tail, i need cats tail!'

  • that pussy is a pussy

  • thats an irl ninja turtle

  • and on his door,anyone could read: "beware of the turtle"

  • hahaahahahahhaahahaa

  • lol fast turtle and its like a guard turtle LOL

  • sometimes turtles need protein

    and sometimes they just want to fist-fuck a unshaved pussy

  • lol thats turtle is like IM MIGHTY MOUSE lol

  • the cat is like" just leave me da hell alone"

  • If I was the cat I would claw the hell outta the owner just for filming me runnin for my life from a obviously demented turtle and not doin anything about it lol

  • the cat was thinking omg it has armor i cant bite s**t!!

  • Mmm cat meat... yummy!

  • Is that the same cat though? At the end?

  • @osakanone yes thats the same cat thats why the first cat was fluffy orange and chuubby secound cat was siameise aka chinese cat so yup there both the sane

  • That turtle is an asshole.

  • flip it over...

  • why the fuck do you loop this? to make it seem longer? ... idiot

  • This is the best thing I have seen today! Haha!

  • turtle just wants a hug :(

  • its the tail its like a magnet for turtles.

  • turtles eat meat

  • Stupid cats. Get to some high ground. Like two feet up would do it

  • i got 5 on the turtle

  • Wow .... that Turtle is hardcore ... I feel sorry for the cat, that the owner did nothing but goddamn film as his cat gets chased around the back-yard by a (to the cat, at least) indestructible brick with a nasty set of bone-ridged jaws.

  • It's like a tonberry on four legs.

  • Thats a killer turtel... RUN GARFIELD RUUUUNNNN

  • RUN GARFIELD

  • lol that turtle is the shit

  • scary...

  • Are your cats still alive ?

    Go turtle !

  • Yeah that Turtle was out for blood, seriously what was that turtles problem. I have a turtle named Judy and a Cat named Player and they get along just fine when I put them together.

  • stupid turtles are always funnier

  • turtle power

  • wow u wudnt let any animal near my turtle " if i had one" they are werth fricken tones!

  • dont worry guys no animals were harmed in the making of this video.... n_n

  • Turtle Power

  • This reminds me of an episode on rocko modern life

  • ouch...looks like that things doesn't let go

  • The turtle goes WAAARGH

  • Lol aww turtle, i hope neither the cat nor the turtle were harmed.

  • you can just imagine what the turtle is thinking, like from network :I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore!!!

  • haha! and who says turtles are slow?

  • well...Raphael is cool-but rude

  • OH MY GOD DAT TURTLE IS WAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    PSSSSYYYYYYYYYCHOO TURTOL OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LAddDDADADAGHHG

  • @Warcraftbot

    Wtf...retard...

  • @pickchicken Shut up bitch, that wasnt me, someelse musta been using my account

  • that turtle wouldnt leave that cat alone for shit lmao

  • Maybe the turtle was hungry......for cats

  • tutles are not slow after all... XD

  • Lol... it's probably the bright colors. XD I know of a tortoise that would bite at anything yellow or orange... even if it's a shoe cus in the wild the bright colored fruits and flowers were the tastiest.

  • thats a ninja turtle!!! :D

  • What was the turtle thinking

  • Wow, I have never seen anything like this before. Talk about focus, he changed direction on a dime and kept up the attack. Hilarious and stunning both. I need him to handle these squirrels, hahaha.

  • put the jaws tune on it :P the turtle keeps following xD

  • lol cats like fuck off dude lave me alone

  • wow lol the turtle is like grrrr

  • its a TORTOISE!!!!!

  • Aww so cute! They are having so much fun playing. An unlikely pair but great fun nonetheless!