Werewolf 5 of 9

[jacobykid]

2:30 "Hey, mighty brontosaurus, won't you have a lesson for us." became hilarious to me after I actually heard the song it comes from.

[EmmaOnATangent]

Oh man, the song! Someone PLEASE make a music video with that and clips from Twilight!

[GoblinXXX]

"So his plan is to rid the world of security guards by turning them into werewolves and having them crash their cars?"

"Well, it seems to be working, so far."

[DickieAnginson]

"An American Werewolf in Traffic"

[MethodofModernLove]

Mike:"im really sorry...clearly you're not a psychopath... my mistake" lol

[kakashi76767]

2:45... so he gets rejected and he reacts by sulking, not saying goodbye and slamming the car door... and that makes her reconsider?! 

[applebonker141]

"Rat was ranrastic!" LMAO!

[blossom246810]

"It's true loove"

[sokarsfleet]

Yuri's Assaulted FIVE people in 2 days. How is he not in Jail? Or fired from whatever job he has? Does he do this Every Week?

[katefromkateandscout]

9:43 IS THAT HIS TAIL?! XD

[AudioForAnarchists]

"Row, rat ruz ranrastic!"

[suflokpldasdf]

5:58 "That means he's healthy!"

[AeriaGl0ris]

"Welcome to Flagstaff"? I thought she said, "You're welcome to flex that." 

[Tanyableu]

Soooo....a one-of-a-kind archelogical artifact, and no one seems to care this guy has a penchat for using it as a weapon?

[textthing]

That's it, Paul, wait there for him to punch you in the face. That's some good choreography - straight from the school of equal opportunity punching.

[Daelock]

I like Sam! He's weirdly charming, in a kind of loony, but well-meaning grandpa way.

[AstralPixie]

"Welcome to my flagstaff... if you know what I mean"

"Bring the old guy will ya?"

"Now that I'm driving, those caribou don't stand a chance"

"She can't help but be impressed with the way I handled that situation.. the way I scurried out when he told me to"

[sombrelumiere]

"Where you liff iz increduhble." 2:40

[DarknessbUnnie]

Am I the only one who is still confused with the point of the werewolf driving? XD

What was the point of that entire scheme...and how did the man lose control anyway. From the looks of things, he was transforming but he could still drive until those oil barrels appeared in front of him! XD

[Kendorager]

@adiostraitorobama I would love to read that. :)

[criggs187]

8:55 Bill Pullman!!!

[annamariah]

I loved your letter to the Philippians

[DMCdawg]

"Where o werewolf?" LOL

[laughingbannana]

Her acting reminds me of a certain T. Wiseau 

[dstewart0729]

@laughingbannana "You are (literally) tearing me apart, werewolf!!!"

[ichigatsujohn]

at 7:32.. 'when you look at the structure of the leg, you can see...' that I'm stalling....

[Shadowdancer21b]

A deformed capybara would mess a guy up!

[VampireBaru]

One werewolf is saddened by this show.

[Theburn77]

American Werewolf in Traffic

[ClamThingy]

Only Mike could pull off a poodle skirt.

[ChaoticYak]

Stop that.

Stop it, immediately!

[DAVIDInitiative]

"The most stubborn full moon in the history of the world." LOL

I think everything Mike's said this episode is pure gold.

[fuzzyzombielove]

Weasels Rip My Flesh: A movie to crappy for even, MST3k.

[xxzerawriotxx]

Hello dolly,This is Louie dolly..heh heh dear God I miss this show.

[brrrenna]

I love how at the end of the "girl group" song, Crow hits a gnarly bass note at the end. Awesomely hilarious.

[davedaveydave]

you calling me a psycopath. ill kill your whole family if you call me that

[sexyglexy]

"Hello darling, Its Louie, Darling." haha

[Gigrantula58]

Wait, now this clown has Bryan Ferry hair!

Another hairstyle. It's been two hairstyles since the last segment.

[BlueEyes7452]

ACTION PAUL

[joemomma46]

"He's trapped between first and second. Caught in a rundown!"

[ChaoticYak]

She can't help but be impressed by the way I handled the situation. The way I scurried out when he ordered me to.

You know, if you look at it a certain way, I actually WON that fight.

Well, they cast me. I guess they want me to do something.

[ChaoticYak]

American werewolf in traffic.

Same gas station.

[bastlake]

Anybody recognize what Servo sings at roughly 2:30?

[ChaoticYak]

@bastlake I believe it's from "Walking in your Footsteps" by The Police.

[bastlake]

@ChaoticYak

That's the one, thanks :)

[ZoomingDakota]

Roah! Rat ras ranrastic!

[ZoomingDakota]

"Yeah, welcome to my flagstaff, if you know what I mean."

"Doowww"

"Eeew"

"Sorry"

[Yapshire]

8:57 - HOT, CHIN-RUBBING ACTION! THRILL, AS HE THINKS ABOUT STUFF!!!!

[NamiAsakura]

I like how they mention "high gas prices" at 2:04. Oh if only! XD

[VampireBaru]

@NamiAsakura Haha, that's what I was thinking XD. I wish *I* was paying $1.34 a gallon :P.

[deathl00k]

@NamiAsakura you stole my comment XD

[TheInkySea]

@NamiAsakura

Oh god, I know....>3>

[OonaCanute]

Where o where o where is my weeeeeeeeeeerewooolf?

[excellentbobby]

i'm color blind now what do i do??!!

[doombuggy123]

8:22 What the hell? Why is she hiding behind the crazed, violent lunatic?

[Theoppositesex]

That's Glendale, California. I live there and drive down the street this steaming chunk of dog shit was filmed all the time. This film sets a new standard for awful, it's too crappy to be too-bad-it's-good. Sorry, I already know you realize that but I guess I'm just kind of venting a bit.

[AlecRozsa]

i love how when Tom Servo shifts his head his hair moves lmao

[jerrytheham72]

LOL for some reason, the style of filming makes it look like a cheesy daytime soap-opera. Probably the low budget.

[raith0818]

I've seen this episode a bunch of times, but this time was the first time I really just sat and watched and let something sink in.....it's a werewolf....driving a car.....played completely straight.

[TheDeathclawhunter]

omg i would kill to have gas be $1.34 again

[antgav79]

3:25 "hes trapped between first and second... caught in a run down" !!!!!!!!!

[KyleBlues1]

8:11 "Ugh the wind from the skull has knocked me over..."

[InterEDGE]

BOOM, another hairstyle!

[ChaoticYak]

Mr. Smooth.

She can't help but be impressed by the way I handled that situation, the way I scurried out when he ordered me to.

You know if you look at it a certain way I actually won that fight.

Well, they cast me. I guess they want me to do something.

[uh0oo]

I love how he keeps passing the same gas station

[RockingCatDaddy]

From 3:40-3:43.

Old Creepy Guy: We could use another pretty face around here.

Tom Servo: Another?

That always makes me laugh.

[MrSaxman77]

Mike: Boom! Another hair style! 7:42 I broke out into laughter!

[ackbarfan5556]

Get up before my dog tells me to shoot the president!

[dazedlady]

Now that I'm driving, those caribou don't stand a chance!!! XD

[Fahstudios13579]

"did those oil barrels just leak out in front of him?"

[LSUTigers712]

9:28!!!

[SnjperWulf]

I hope everyone's going to see "Reefer Madness" Live on August 19!

[SabbyGuy09]

It would have been great if Mike had a picture of Bridget dressed up as a greaser.

[sweetcl0ver]

werewolf skeleton: "AAAAAH!"

[BlueEyes7452]

It's the Red Shoe Diaries all of a sudden.

Daylight on the inside, nighttime outdoors.

[bakes7288]

That Natalie reminds me of a female Tommy Wiseau.

[MST3K1986]

@bakes7288

You awre taering me apaht warewilf!

[bakes7288]

@MST3K1986 By the way, how is your sex life?

[DrinkinIrish85]

What an asshole!

"Would you like to come up for a drink?"

"I have a lot of work to do tomorrow"

And...he just angrily gets out of the car without saying goodbye. I guess he has rejection issues...

[velveetaslingshot]

I'm gonna follow the hell outta him.....

[ChaoticYak]

Oh, man...this traffic!

Same gas station.

Did the oil barrels just leap out in front of him?

[Atrum]

Did he just sit on a table saw? What was that?

[sk8rjay1]

he passed the same gas station like 5 times lol

[TomN2010]

Boom-Another Hairstyle!

"You callin' me a psychopath?" I'll kill your whole family, if you call me that again!

I-I'm really sorry, clearly your not a psychopath. My mistake

[heartseed]

It's a wonder that Yuri guy hasn't been arrested yet.

[bearthepoet26]

Daylight on the inside, nighttime outdoors....and back to waning daylight. LOL!!!

[livinintwilightzone]

@bearthepoet26

And look at the woman's dress. It started out red, then it switched to black and now it's back to red again and the guys didn't catch it...

[Tareltonlives]

@livinintwilightzone You're looking at her dress and you're focusing on the COLOR?! :)

[ChaoticYak]

The full moon doggedly refuses to wane.

[ronvins]

Yea.. Good dog

[sullivan328]

@2:30 - best part XD

[CarolinaOcelot]

Hello, Dolly. It's Louis, Dolly.....

[LonewolfSojourner]

Jesus, how is it no one on the Archeology team has killed Yuri yet? At the very least I'd have fired him and put him on the first bus out of Arizona at this point.

[Tareltonlives]

@LonewolfSojourner I'm surprised that HE hasn't killed anyone yet

[guysmiley00]

@LonewolfSojourner Yeah, you'd think that after his "let me take this priceless archaeological find and bludgeon you with it" incident, they'd rethink their "hiring out of Russian military psych hospitals" policy.

[Dragmack]

oh say mighty brontosaurus, don't you have a message for us?

[FlippinBooks]

"The moon was full, he pulled me close,

I held his paw, and I touched his cold nose."

"That means he's healthy!"

xD Oh man. That's got to be my favorite MST3K song. That, and Tom's love ballad to "Creepy Girl".

[AuburnRed1]

I don't want to sound skeptical...But this is just crap.

You can see.... that I am stalling.

I'll KILL YOUR WHOLE FAMILY IF YOU CALL ME THAT!!!!

[AuburnRed1]

Look it's Neil Young! I've been a miner for a (grunt) heart of gold.

I'm going to follow the Hell out of him!

Actually that's a pretty good song they have there. (Where or where is my werewolf)

[zmoore83]

There T.V. is a Stony

[InterEDGE]

WHAT IS WITH THIS GUY'S HAIR

[MST3K86]

Crow - "Say Mike, you didn't really go out with a guy named Steve who died did you?"

I just know that someone out there has written a fanfic elaborating on that statement.

[AuburnRed1]

@MST3K86

Why that would be silly. No one would do that. (Discards her notes).

[dstewart0729]

@MST3K86 According to Rule 34 (if it exists, there is porn of it - no exceptions) you are probably right.

[ComfyCushion87]

"Get out before my dog tells me to shoot the president!"

"This is like the time I hit that reporter with Piltdown Man's thigh bone."

LOL

[UWANTMYPP]

Gotta love the Louis Armstrong reference...

[Tareltonlives]

@UWANTMYPP "Hahaha! Hello, Dolly! It's-a Louis, Dolly!" I always laugh when Tom does his Satchmo

[knightclawer]

Mike: "The Movie's Biggest Fan[sees a real fan]" lol

[jettvixen]

LOL! "Look at those high gas prices. What, are they in Port Au Prince?"

What I wouldn't give for prices to fall to $1.55 a gallon for premium! :)

[WINFIELD32750]

Yeah, and what I wouldnt give to be in Port Au Prince too

[shockwavecg]

o_O ... Wow, Mike makes a pretty cute red-headed girl! Who'd have thunk it?

[NazTb0y]

I dig that song! anyone know what it's a parody of?

[vampresschick9988]

@NazTb0y My guess would be that it's loosely based on "Leader of the Pack" by The Shangri-La's.

[WINFIELD32750]

every fifties pop song i think

[Nathanamerican27]

4:57

[MarcusAvon2]

I love sam

[ChaoticYak]

"The most stubborn full moon in the history of the world."

Either that or else there's a LOT more time passing in this movie than we think. ...yeah, probably not.

[pokemonfreak1144]

Lady:"Paul!'

Mike:"I enjoyed your letter to the phillipians!"

[ChaoticYak]

Where you live is incredible...

[pokemonfreak1144]

huh?

[ChaoticYak]

That's what Mike said just before that line. Sorry, if I was confusing.

[pokemonfreak1144]

naw,its ok.

[pokemonfreak1144]

all my favories are with mike,strange. Lazerblast and this one.

[kronus3rd]

The musical number disturbingly foreshadows twilight.

[gwazz]

This movie might actually be better than Twilight though.

[t0t3n3ng3l]

@kronus3rd Well, aside from the fact that Steve dies. Twilight characters aren't constructed NEARLY well enough to be able to die. xD

[mowque]

gas price gag doesn't hold anymore...

[norsef]

Cannot stop laughing at the werewolf driving. Just the look of determination and the constant turning like a little kid pretending.

[lordofwar0828]

"-I dont want to sound skeptical.

-But this is such crap." lol

[otherfool]

'You're always welcome to MY Flagstaff'

[mowque]

@otherfool Even Mike shot that one down

[pockypurse]

That werewolf song is catchy. xD

[ChaoticYak]

I love that they all dress up. Mike looks pretty good. ;D

[paladindarknite]

"movie's biggest fan" lmao

[GatorBaby06]

"hey mighty brontosaurus, don't you have a message for us"

funniest show ever= free movie + comedy

[RavnDream]

"Bring the Old Guy, will ya?"

"An American werewolf in traffic!"

"Now that I'm driving, those caribou don't stand a chance!"

"Daylight on the inside, nighttime outdoors!"

OH NO, NOT ANOTHER DAY FOR NIGHT SHOT! The Snob warned me about these things!!

[alexpr82]

" Boom another hairstyle" lol

[ChaoticYak]

How many does he have in this movie? Five? Six? Ten?

[zombiepi]

I bet anything that the reason the movie keeps using the same gas station is because the director could only afford to rent one city block.

[djvortix]

I'll never listen to table saws in the same way again after seeing this movie's soundtrack.

[ElveeKaye]

So, every time someone turns into a werewolf, Indian flute music plays. Next time I hear Indian flute music, I'll know to run like hell.

[Gomess]

Why does this woman make me think "Oh hi Mark..."

Hmmmm.....

[zachi033]

@Gomess i couldnt have laughed harder at that

[Gomess]

Dunno who gave me a thumbs down, then. Probably my girlfriend. YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, CLAIRE!

[PTSmash]

Just for fun, somebody should make a video with footage of Jacob from New Moon and set it to the werewolf song.

[Kinemacolour]

"Stop it! Stop it immediately!"

"Whoa. Rat ruz ranrastic!"

[DarkAbsol8811]

I love the Werewolf song... Mike's such a genius at making up all these songs used on the show! Great harmony!

[VeryAngryCamel]

lol that song is sooo based on last kiss by pearl jam :) luv that song :)

[ktiscaffeinated]

last kiss was only covered by pearl jam; i think the most famous version is by the cavaliers. i think theirs is a cover too. :)

[VeryAngryCamel]

my god... but then... WHO WROTE IT?!

CALL THE PRESIDENT!!!

[legopat88]

man this traffic!

[XionsDruid]

Girl: "Paul!"

Mike: "I enjoyed your letter to the Philippians!"

X-D

[zuggy2204]

I hope he remembers to crack a window for himself

[manwithoutabody]

Mike makes a disturbingly good woman...

[ATHF10]

Sam- the vary definition of the word friend, he's wonderful

[r0bw00d]

Ah, the musical number! One of my more memorable...uh...memories of this show!

[ScorpiusRaven]

love the shooby-do-wop and the harmonizing :)

[edsch21988]

man that one dude who hit the other dude with the scull, has issues, and anger management problems. he must think with his ego, and not his brain lol. = )

[fightingblues00]

High gas prices?? I'd kill for a 1.34 a gallon these days lol!!

[eyepatchplease]

Yeah... good dog...

[CaptMARNEY]

Security guard jokes ftw!

[SeoulMan]

Look at those high gas prices....

[darkprose]

"An American Werewolf in Traffic."

[BekurahToshin]

LMAO!! Omg, that musical number was made of all kinds of awesome! <3

Is it wrong that I thought Mike and the Bots were totally adorable in their wigs and singing like a girl group from the 1960s? X3 lol