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  • i would grab my crotch and yellll AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and start doing the moon walk. and id say WHOS BAD!

    those lions would be like OH FUCK MAN I AINT WANT NO TROUBLE WE THOUGHT YOU WAS SOMEONE ELSE MAN.

  • I would die.

  • "Roar Roar Give me some more" lol xD that was funny

  • Dudeeee ur high >)

  • They

  • If lions eat drunk people do that get drunk

  • are you high....?

  • haha you look like ur drugged up XD

  • the police station.....i think u all know what fluffee video i'm thinking of XD

  • OH SHIT!!!!!!

  • are u stoned ur eyes are red and diolated!

  • I swear hes high

  • how bout run.

  • ROAR ROAR! GIVE ME SOME MORE !!!

  • umm i would call Super Panda and make it eat the lion and shit it onto michael jackson's spirit in hell :)

  • make eye contact, dont break eye contact and slowly back away, if it approaches me i make loud noises and make my self look bigger.

    ...oh. wait. thats for bears....

    yeh ur pretty fucked if ur with a lion, if it wants to eat u, it will.

  • use my brother as bait.

  • i would go straight up jackie chan and kick some kitty butt!!!

  • Use a nuclear missile and become KAMIKAZE!!!

  • id have sex with the lion

  • I will play dead

  • my technice would be to jack off one final time

  • Where the lion, I DISLIKED IT....jk, love your videos

  • stop sayin fuck alot

  • I WOULD PLAY DEAD!!! ah shit thats for bears.....i guess i would just run like hell

  • That awkwared moment when you realize that FLuffee's grandma eats flesh.........

  • I would say - "HEY LOOK FLYING BACON!"

    Im gone!

  • 87 people have been eaten by lions.

  • online gamer is the shit lol

  • i would lay down some friggen catnip and tuna EVERYWHERE! haha! :)

  • I'd be a tiger.

  • hey its not funny, my grandma actually rips flesh

  • Rowr rowr gice me some more t-shirt

  • you look stoned

  • Lions will fuck you up

  • i thumbs upped please lion dont kill me

  • i'd put a handgun up to the side of my head and say per-so-na

  • I would turn into a tiger and beat the asses!XD

  • Well... Lions wouldn't attack me... All animals love me, even wild ones.. They all like to just play with me ^-^

  • kammikaze,or assrape them

  • FUCK OFF FAGGOT! TAKE OFF YOUR HOOD TO SHOW YOUR DISGUSTING BALDNESS. FAGGOT AND BALD! THE WORST COMBINATION. FUCK YOU CHEATER, SON OF A BITCH!

  • @nellopinello you do realize he isn't bald correct? He has taken his beannie off, he has... HAIR... plus, a faggot is a bundle of sticks, so he isn't one. ^-^

  • @nellopinello You're mad gay my nigga, get your ass off the computer.

  • @ghostpwnz FUCK OFF SUCKER. NIGGERS ALL OVER THE WORLD ASSFUCK YOUR WHORE MOTHER. SUCK MY DICK FAG.

  • @nellopinello Ha ha, you mad bro ?

  • @nellopinello why dont you just shut up and leave fluffee alone?! fluffees WAY more popular and loved than YOU!! so until you have as many subscribers as him, SHUT THE HELL UP!!! fluffee PWNS you!!!

  • @ElizaaOzx FUCK OFF LESBIAN. JUST GORGE MANY MANY DICKS TILL YOU COULD GORGE NO MORE. DICK-SUCKER

    OTHER WOMEN FUCKER

  • @nellopinello i pity you, im 13, and i act more mature then you. why dont you just go cry yourself to sleep because no one likes you and your a closet homosexual. please just leave us alone and get some help.

  • @ElizaaOzx You mad bro?

  • @ImDaNewLilWayneWeezy i think your referring to the wrong person.

  • A stunt man has acually suvied lion attack. He bit his nose. Aparntly that works.

  • Fluffe im 12 and I can tell your blazed man.

  • his eyes are sparkly o.O

  • I would huggle them all <3 Because i'm not a retarded drunk fuck and I woudn't bang the king of the jungles lady xD

  • Dude, you were so deaded while recording this haha

  • i would so jup on them and escape!!!

  • 85 people never saw the next day because they were drunk and eaten

  • hug them

  • I would eat the lions before they eat me!

  • didnt want the lion to eat me so i liked vid

  • She was like "RAWR RAWR, GIMME SOME MORE!"

  • omg why are there so many likes for a fake lion eating man video

  • hide in a tree

  • i thought the title said man eats lion

  • haha i like how you sound as though you're on crack for every video of yours! keep rocking \m/

  • i would bcome Daniel in the lions den (from the bible)

  • i would get the steaks from my poket and give it to them because you would never know when u need 10 steaks

  • play dead, no animal is interested in a corpse

  • @DrWhoFan1202 vulschers,crows

  • @OwlCity4Lyfe true, but roadkill to be more specific.

  • I'd flash 'em and well they were barfing I'd book it.

  • hjahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahaha i love my fluffee<333333

  • So there were these 2 kids in a lion pit at the zoo so the workers had the beight idea to shoot the lions with tranquilizer darts and they will slowly fall asleep so your telling me you wanna piss off the lions and keep them awake just long enough to take it out on the kids

  • he would probly go after your leg then that puts him at the perfect angle for you to just drop elbows on his skull two or three solid elbows to the skull to any species of animal will get them off of you so yea

  • @thisboivj

    its there instincts to grab at the neck as it is for all animals that ways their prey doesnt get away.

  • 83 people can't even rip flesh like my grandma

  • Ha Ha I want to pet the lion I thought it was Fluffee

  • Tell the lion to go sucka dikk

  • RAWR RAWR, GIMMIE SOME MOAAAAAR!!!!

  • "you rip flesh like my grandma"

  • And of course since this guy was a Fucking moron and got eaten by the lion, the lion has to be put down.

  • STOP SWEARING!!!!!! pray!!!

  • @GodsFaithfulChild Lol calm down, and you can't use your faith to order people around. You should go watch some Christian programming and stay off of youtube since your virgin ears can't handle it.

  • I would use my ninja powers

  • whats that white shit on your lip? you been sucking cock again? LOL

  • In soviet Russia man eats lion

  • FIRE IN THE HOLE! *BOOOMMM*

  • Id be whispering to myself "Oh shit, this is going to get bad..."

  • This video means so much to me I will subscribe to you now...

  • a fucking mini gun

  • FUCKIN LOOK AT MY FUCKIN CHANNEL AHHHHHH!!!

  • When are People gunna Learn that Getting Drunk is Pointless? Lol.

  • Hes so high....:D

  • Do u have a black eye in this video lol

  • "don't get drunk and fuck with lions"? I wouldn't even do it if I wasn't drunk...

  • uhh...whats that white stuff on the corner of ur lips fluffee??? O.o

  • lmao roar roar give me some mor ahhhh

  • He said (while shaking his ass) "Hey assholes live bait".

  • Roar roar give me some more.

    Aaah you rip flesh like my 80 year old grandma

  • 82 people got eaten by fluffee's loin

  • @lexidi321 sounds sexy..

  • @lexidi321 Uh, a "loin" is your crotch, a LION is an animal.

  • o.O I wanna know how he got eaten. sure he went up to the fence n started taunting em but did he fall in.. or? wut

  • She was like RAWR RAWR I WANT SOME MO..AAAAAAAAH!

  • @yakuzamadddogg It was Roar Roar GIMME some more

  • He sounds like a stoned canadian............XD

  • fluffee sure loves to talk about humans doing animals...................

  • nooooooooo why is there an advertisement on fluffee?!?! >.<

  • I would pull out my mini bong and smoke like a mofo and blow smoke at the lion as my attack and hope that 2 things happen. The cage gets completely " Hot420Boxed" or the lion decides to go lay down and have a nap. If that fails, i'll have to pull out my thizzals and throw at the lions mouth and hope he eats that rather then me.

  • RICK ROOL!!!!!

  • i would yell this is sparta and sparta kick the alpha male to prove my dominance as a human

  • I would say im Rose O'l Donlod.

  • roar, roar give me some more!

  • U HAVE A LION!?!?! AWSOME! gvie it a steak and tell it not to eat me ^-^

  • i would bribe the lion

  • why does it seem he is ALWAYS high

  • I'd get in the car.

  • Eskimos feel no pain...

  • i beat the shit out of the lions

    (or cry)

    i dont know

  • actually your shirt makes you look tan :P

  • I would immediatly shit myself and hope the smell would be enough to repel them long enough for me to get rescued.

  • this sounds like some thing my sister and her friends would do. im not kidding!

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  • shit on it

  • i would pull out mustang and sally and blow the fuck outta them

  • ur blazed brother... yes im a 14 yer old hippie XD

  • gd hes fuckin blazed up:) he should do every video like this.

  • @everyone who thinks Fluffee is stoned: HE'S not fucking high! If u think he's high, u shud know what being high fucking looks like!!!

  • 79 people wanted the human to win...

  • r u stoned every time u make a video?

  • roar roar give mee some moreeee ahhhh!!!Lls

  • ROAR ROAR GIVE ME SOME MORE LAWL

  • i think he ran out of eyedrops

  • i would be like...Roar :)

  • shit on it

  • i would run

  • Plant a nuke and teleport away

  • you should come to california and work on your tan :)

  • lol first video of him being high 

  • I would put on make-up and do my hair and wear the prettiest dress I could find because in that movie The Beauty and the Beast it worked out pretty good for her...I think her name was Ariel or Rapunzel or something...I definitely wouldn't put on any of that scent you wear when you want to attract a deer when you're out hunting..."Deer me ,come near me."..worse than Aqua Velva

  • the power of jb's horrabol singing

  • welll aack like im a tree =D

  • ROAR, ROAR, GIMME SUMMORE

  • ummm... ur stoned!

    and that lion AINT SHIT! HAAHA

  • OMFG THE LION KNOWS WHERE I LIVE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • i would turn around and use a super fart that would attract a fat dude and the lion would go for him and then i would run

  • yeah tcheck your eyes. they are fucking red dude. STONED :p

  • Yo FLuffee most canadians are pale so suck it up my blondness makes me look xtra white

  • @birdhouse188 Do you like that butt fucked by a lion ?

    or butt fucked by a brian epstein ? gay lords

  • @birdhouse188 wish a LION eat him hes a useless beatles turd

    do lions eat SHITE ?

  • this guy used to be funnier

  • don' t mess wit pist off lions

  • Um is this even....usual for a lion to eat you?

  • roar roar give me some more! lol

  • thats what them bong hits do, haha

  • he's so fucking baked... i wishiwas baked been sober for a few months

    but this bideo is the best hahaha

  • lol you look so fucked up! lol your eyes are all shiney and red LOL

    and i would get in the fetal position and die lol

  • pray to god like in the bible :P

  • ROAR ROAR GIMME SOME MOAR

  • i would call chuck norris. DA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA

  • i am gona act like a lioness so at least i get fucked anally by lions rather than get eaten by them hahahaha

  • I'd fuck the lioness, my nicknames tiger anyway.

  • I would go like... "Hey,Look a sexy hairy lioness..." and then run away

  • i'd eat some fucking cookies...

  • Rawr rawr gimmie some mo AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • I'd fart in it's face then taunt it more

  • you rip flesh like my grandma omg he fucking hilarious

  • i know blame it on flufee nah jk ide pray 2 god!!!!!!! and not get fucked by lion

  • I WOULD JUMP ON IT:S BACK! or i would climb the fence

  • were you high by any chance?

  • 78 pepolegot eatin by a lion today its whereabouts are still unknown

  • IM FLUFFEE JUNIOR COME SUBSCRIBE

  • look at his eyes... i wish i could act this sober when im as high as fluffee :(

  • the lion is goin to eat 78 people

  • 6,500th like ftwww

  • @TheBredding I got 7200th on one of his other videos a few min ago :3

  • that shirt actually brings out the red in you if you look closely ;D