Chris the Hacker calls an Old Lady

[Metagontia]

Fuck... How many times did she need to hear "Chris Perron, Chris Perron, Chris Perron..." and her reply was "Ciceron?"

[DiscoverPlatinum]

spell it spell it

[crazyskater05]

Wow...this lady is deaf

[MrJadde91]

This has to be the funniest Prank call i have heard! good work!

[NecroDefain]

Shut up.. datboys data recovery may I help you

[tldubbtldubb]

I think that you have to have some background with soundboard prank calls to get this one. For my money, this is brilliant stuff. The front half includes all sorts of insider references to Chris the Hacker (loved the "Dat Boys Data Recovery, can I help you?"). The second half is amazing because (a) Sylvia has no idea she is talking to herself despite the SAME EXACT voice and tonalities; and (b) The "Sisseron" and "Cerrone" references to Chris Perron. Outstanding work!

[TheRagingNerd]

Too much repetition. Fail.

[stupidrenner]

Sisseron?

[TokyoKnights3]

@stupidrenner

I can't understand what you're saying!

Cerrone?

[RaikovLT]

Can i has soundboard? Cant find it on your web.

[BeanKitchen]

Nice call :) Silvia sounds very much like, "The Confused Old Lady". She also seems to have a hard time hearing over the phone. Maybe she needs, "to push the button." hehehehe.......... I hope she's well.

[TokyoKnights3]

"Spell it, spell it."

"Stellar?"

[JayBTV]

This is my favorote call of 2011.....brilliant

[NIch43]

that was awful

[handofxsorrow]

She called herself a man! LOL.

[Lacedaemonia]

"How old are you?"

-"I can't hear you"

"How old are you?"

-"You hear me?"

"How old are you?"

-"How do I feel?"

"How old are you?"

ad nauseum...

Outstanding use of a soundboard

[gedaman]

this was great. "Who's Stella?" THAT SOUND LIKE ME!

[lacoupelachampange]

nice



[WorldClassPrankster]

say it again?..sarong?..you tell me what my name is..you said saron? is that your name?...how do i feel?

This sounds like my grandma used to sound..RIP granny

[KoldShadow]

Chris: "What's your name?" OL: "What's my name? You tell me what my name is." Chris: "Pee Eee Are ARE . . ." OL: "That's your THAT'S YOUR name." Chris: "Yep." lol OL: "What is my name?" Chris: "Duzzint matter." OL: "Huh?" Chris: "Duzzint matter." OL: "I'm sorry I'm gonna hang up." Chris: "No!" LMAO that exchange cracked me up . . . took her long enough! X-D OMFG that Soundboard switcheroo that immediately proceeded had me DYING. Dude you seriously killed me, I dunno how I made this comment.

[RedDaVincy]

Chriserron?

[KoldShadow]

@RedDaVincy

Sis Herron? o.O

[RedDaVincy]

@KoldShadow Spell it, spell it!

[lacoupelachampange]

@KoldShadow H

haahah nice

[KaiXi333]

This lady sounds a lot like the "Confused Old Lady" which Xaozzz called on his "Frank Garret Rampage" call. 

[Parashooter24]

Sounds kinda like my grandma. haha!

[FINGERUPYOURASSCRACK]

Next time hang the fuck up you dumb fucking bitch!!

[lukeyboy118]

BRAINSTRONG 

[porsche187]

"let me push da button!"

[rdforbe]

Please call this lady again!! I've listened to this call a few times everyday since you posted it and I still laugh my ass off. Shes so clueless and frustrated with herself. Please make another!

[handofxsorrow]

I LOVE her voice! :D

[Phuckaducker]

This call gave me a headache!

[calltipv2]

9 people don't know who their speaking to

[SouthEastBlue]

LOL @ her calling her voice recording Mr...

[Mark001002]

ROFL!! More people who can't recognize their own voice.

[calltipv2]

@Mark001002 I know right! Especially that her voice is uniquely distinct and raspy, you think she'd catch on.lol.

[8DuncanConstruction8]

stella?

∞

[rdforbe]

Is this that fella Donna use to stay with over there in andrews?

[rawpranks]

your..your my brother

[JohnnyFriction]

@rawpranks thats a blessing

[brianpadraic]

This woman sounds like a female Larry King.

[Parashooter24]

HAHA! Great Calls as usual! 

[LobsterPotsticker]

second part where you used her own soundboard was fantastic~

[KoldShadow]

@LobsterPotsticker

OMG I was fucking dying . . . I love how I have to keep pausing and "rewinding" because I am laughing so hard it feels like I'm gonna bust a gasket or six!

[gunmuzik77]

Golden the madman at it agian! lololol starts off slow and end in Golden fashin great call...

[6MDMaster6]

This is great. Even though I don't know who you are and I don't wanna know who you are. Stella.

[Tatsh2DX]

cmon...don't use pics that are totally an eyesore :( i keep my page scrolled down while i listen to this

[brooklynnite86]

HOWOLDERU

[juggaloben23]

you should call her with chris hansen, d&a lady and ecl oh and springfeild pervert

[DownloadPranks]

good thing to make up too lol

[TheAmericanCanadian]

This is the best ive seen in awhile.

[DownloadPranks]

lol

[sonya8989]

epic call, especially when she called herself

[kinslayer037]

got slow at first but lol

[1ex1uger]

This is AWESOME stuff. If someone publishes a soundboard of the 'old lady,' may I suggest we call her Stella?

[1ex1uger]

@1ex1uger

Stella or Sylvia

[xmastershake]

we know who you are...

[IRIPPIN92]

@xmastershake oh fugg yew

[cmb58]

She sounds like the female Larry King.

[pninja]

Chris is one sick individual.

[Stomplebane]

Is this Bob?

[BloodiestMargie]

THIS'ER RON?

[mrgrieves66]

Should combine old lady with Confused old lady and make a bigger soundboard

[kaptaintrips]

@mrgrieves66 This sounds just like she is having a Brain Straw

[thamossop]

love it when they call themselves like this

[grandmasterreggae]

booooring

[TaladagaCockknocker]

@lennonchic He is a loser. Trying to get famous off Youtube with the Chris Perron Show. If the pranksters ever asked Frank Garrett to do YouTube videos you know what Frank would say? "Fugg kew." Frank wouldn't sell out.

[BTarbell]

chris is a disgrace to boston a yankees fan just shows how much of a douchebag he is

[slenkar]

u got the bitch to call herself - lol

[prafjessor]

ohh... i got a brainstorm.

[TheDuncanChrist]

you should call her with confused old lady and then they can be confused together

[MistahBlonde2]

haha i was waiting for this one to get posted :D confused old jewish lady!

[macintoshgermany]

hat&golden = kings of prank calling

[8DuncanConstruction8]

@macintoshgermany

cute couple...lol...jk

∞

[BeanKitchen]

Mister, you got the wrong #. Great call.

[RedDaVincy]

I... I can hear you a little better.

[911warthog]

who's on first? LOL

[JayBTV]

Wow she sounds just like that Confused old lady soundboard.....nice

[SolidSnake22346]

absolute genius man, the goldenphone strikes again!! 

[djgiga]

aw poor lady

[zepps88]

lol she thinks her own voice is the voice of a man

[djgiga]

1:17 on lol

[acmilan32]

how old are you?

[august198620]

Awwww.poor lady....lol

[grb166]

you are the king thegoldenphone2!

[aavallone]

She sounds like Barb Chandler.

[MikeTorrez83]

"Mistah you got the wrong numbah"