Battlefield 3: My Thoughts Thus Far ┻━┻ ︵╰(°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[chryz910]

F*CK THAT SONG IS SO FREAKING GOOD!!!!

[repomayne]

with a laser sight doing hip fire in real life actually is steady aim also in battlefield3... i use it with my p90 and ump45 and it works very well indeed.

[GarbonzoRust]

If only he had known about the usas with frag rounds back then......

[robyrob78]

this guy is such a l337 speaking nerd!

[Armaggedon1997]

DICE listened to your complaining about the sun being less bright than the flashlight. They made the sun even brighter, so much that it surpassed the supernova that was known as the flashlight.

[legendofzelda13]

gabfestery =/= catfishery 

[kole081]

u sux

[USSWISCONSIN64]

@kole081 and you can do better? doubt it

[nananina982]

I'm offended and i feel french

[gahu101]

Either you talked extremely fast or your video fast forwarded for like 2 seconds at 02:04

[WplusPproductions2]

*shoots across hallway with a shotgun* "that's decent range" what has CoD done to us.....

[LesPaulBJJ]

Back when Assualt was white...

[normandanubcaek]

laser sight is for hardcore hip-fire since we lose crosshairs

[MrFirescape]

beta...

[0jrhindo]

catfish

[Bloophifiy]

6:33  mmmmmmboooop

[SnypeUXD]

LASER SIGHT=STEADY AIM!

[Fight4MyCountry]

@SnypeUXD No, COD is fake bullshit. Laser sight is a real thing whilst Steady Aim is a silly perk.

[koobz21]

rayman music?

[SuperSalty23]

The assault guy looked a lot better as white guy... Not being racist

[johnnyvulture3]

@SuperSalty23 I'm not into men so it doesn't bother me I wont judge you

[Niker335]

Kill the hostages

Spare the terrorists

[iBaDDoG]

9:28 auf wiedersehen und bis bald :P

[legendhadi1]

lol going back and watching this he says frag rounds suck loool wonder what u think naw

[Fight4MyCountry]

@legendhadi1 yeah ahahaha

[40nVIRGIN]

@legendhadi1 Because he was using the 870MCS. The frags suck with that gun.

[YellowBarChamp]

@legendhadi1 Yup. Little did know about the full-auto shotty that would eventually rear its ugly head.

[Carbide195]

@legendhadi1 Frag rounds had no splash damage in the beta and it took 3 direct hits to kill out past 20-25m despite being super inaccurate. Now they're effectively 40mm grenades, why does DICE have no middle ground!?

[psychout7137]

so....many...SANDWITCHES 0:00- 0:55

[2trekkertrek]

where ur from?

[jyefy]

bro fist?? BRO FIST???? OMC ITA BRO HOOF!

[BassPlayerGuy123]

2:08 i play on 360 never seen that b4

[rockhopper99]

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[xmaneater]

It's been months now, and we still don' know the name of the fucking song at the beginning :'(

[taiga97]

Good ol' beta :)

[LightzHD]

I'm French and I'm not offended. WECOOL WECOOL.

[USSWISCONSIN64]

@LightzHD XD

[garethkielty]

shotguns are OP. they need to be nerfed like the mav

[KyleKatarn145]

Haha, I really love your commentary, it's just so full of character!

[SnazBrigade]

Have you ever looked into an led flashlight?

[jadellah177]

@SnazBrigade You probably my friend didn't compare between them both .... it's a game .. it has bugs so gtfo

[aMondia]

@SnazBrigade

DICE haven't, I can tell you that much. =)

[TJskillz169]

@SnazBrigade ever looked into a led flashlight in the middle of the day

[vegeta109x]

@SnazBrigade yeah and they are not bright

[ToastyPwnage]

@SnazBrigade I doubt it's brighter than the sun.

[benjamintg00]

were the flashlights patched?

[woekietoekie]

╰(°□°)╯

[motsjo]

I just shot 3 bullets. Better reload my 30 round magazine.

[Whpisi]

What levels do I get the USAS? So I can kick the asses of the campers who use it.

[tinman10104]

@Whpisi 42 or 43 I think. I'm fairly certain is the next weapon after the G18 Suppressed. Don't use it though. Just show them up using the 870 with extended mags and buck shot. That's what I do.

[Sup3rNoVa93]

if only he knew about the frag rounds now a days, way to op with the usas

[iamFrostynK]

go back to console :/

[andrew98205]

catfish? gabfish? WTF are you talking about USE ENGLISH

[fukwango111]

This guy has said catfish more times in one commentary than I have said it in my life

[ltrizzle84]

Hey Russian Badger...are you a honey badger?

[Lukfoolery]

02:09 LMFAOOO!!!!

[xXx44MagnumxXx]

Who else subbed and liked for the french part! >:3

[adis727]

hey your like the simpsons you always have a new intro i realy like that!



[gunn0508]

Love your German. Subbed :D

[TheZollyz]

I´m offended and I find this French

[caos1925]

lazer sight makes it more accurate

[sony827]

whats a chatty cathy? lol

[Procaines]

It's not just a flashlight. It's a tactical flashlight. It's supposed to be bright as hell.

[Donut117]

tactical sun.

[sttp01]

Haha How do you feel about Fag rounds now? A nerf is in order.

[Watching233]

Hey the Assault Character was white in the beta!

[rejuised]

The way you speak reminds me of Devon from Chuck.

[MrEmpireSlayer]

MY EYES

DAMN IT

[LivingInTheCornfield]

I wish he would use more of his older phrases. It's been a long time since Wesly Snipes.

[sandroq95]

shoot the hostages, spare the terrorists LOL

[StaySteadeh]

+1 sub :)

[cass273]

the maps are horrible made in bf3 that's why there's campers and another is that there's absolutely no destruction so it's so easy to get a set up where the attackers can't get around the enemy and from this day forward I'm only play bf3 coop and bad company 2 multiplayer

[funk3yfr3shkid]

also does it bother you that SgtEnigma is talking shit...

[funk3yfr3shkid]

who the fuck is bob dole

[bearmanguy]

a hedge hunter getting headshots

[bearmanguy]

it took me a whole min and a half before i finally decided to sub. sorry i took so long

[MegaZz23]

@derfuher00 A catfish is a guy who camps in bushes, buildnings etc. It can also be defined as a noob, but Badger don't like that word, aperently. :P

[derfuher00]

wtf is a catfish 0_o??

[georgeybahbah]

Y U NO CATFISH?

[mark1313131313]

In an earlier commentary you wanted flashlights in BF3. :D :P

[WhOisTaEdA]

if u look closely in the beginning scene the last guy he knifed was doing the wierd fish crawl glitch

[destro1074]

do you only play against noobies or what? show some high level competition man

[ssk3tch1one]

yo brush me up on ur terminology im a new sub!!!!!

[MegaTot3]

i love the song at the beginning and i love when you say gimme yo sandwich

[kersanttipekka]

why don't people use fleshlights? 3:

[OsomoMojoFreak]

@kersanttipekka

Cause its gay, even after it got ¨nerfed >>

[BusHnaIdo]

intro clip reminds me of scream... XD

[mojoeyFTW]

i love the intro! 'how do you like me now bitch!'

[cnuggets9000]

LMFAO AT THE FRENCH PEOPLE

[MegaZz23]

Oh yeeaah! Being a norwegian ftw! Oh wait... Nevermind, we got a butter crysis...

[sneakyshadow7]

What's Battlefield 3?

[vidermaj3]

what do u prefer bf3 or bfbc2???

[chryz910]

whats the opening music?????

[Rhino270]

I love you please play with me im getting bf3 for christmas gt: SK1LL3DxA55A5IN

[Rey123Duncan]

lol..idk, im okay with operation metro now..but in the beta, i was thinking exactly the same thing..and coincidentally..this is the beta am i correct? :P

[Kjernekar]

to be fair, most or all of the problems you mention (at least in the first half of the vid, excluding the knife and flashlight) are problems related to operatio mentro, which we all know is the least BF3-like map ever :)

[noobybadgerFTW]

your awesome and we have similar names LOL!!!!! 

[xXKayneXxWestxX]

Your Awesome.

[K4r1K]

"I GOT DAT GLOCK FOR YOU NINJA!"

"So many Chatty Cathies!"

"WHAT in GORDON FREEMAN'S NAME is THAT?"

"...What? You run places? WHO RUNS PLACES?"

"NNNMMMGIMME YO SANGWICH DOGE!"

"...Brochacho."

"I am just owning Carls!"

"I think not, Catfish."

Badger, this is why you're my favorite commentato :3

[TheNfstuner]

@K4r1K isnt it catfishes? ic an be wrong

[GamerTopHat]

@K4r1K He wasn't really that funny.

[TheIIOscarII]

@K4r1K dont forget when he says breach n clear u know when u go in a room and shoot all the hostages and spare the terrorists, its a long story xD

[DontEatWhales]

I'm a newbie to this channel. I need translations for the TERMINOLOGY: e.g. Catfish :)

[K4r1K]

@DontEatWhales I have no idea where he gets this stuff so I have to guess. But my best shot would be

CATFISH: A player that uses every advantage available to them, including the best weapons and best upgrades, to do as well as possible and one-up other players. Examples: Users of spammable snipers, flashlights, things that make you go ASDFASDFDFADSAD.

[assalat3]

5:07 4 kills and then:double kill...

[FriezaReturns00001]

Yeah I got quad sprays alot on Rush. lol

[shade367]

I love the way you talk!

[TehRealFinchoMatic]

Just thought I'd let you know, I like the way you do your commentaries! I'm kind of starting out but don't have a "set" game like most people do, I personally think variety is good for Gamers on YouTube. Also, I subbed to you and you've influenced me to get a copy of BF3. MW3 looks WAY to similar to MW2, imo.

Good Day!

[sadunibtehal]

i come back for the opening music

[TheNfstuner]

7:37 thwn he killed tinyduckling go to 1080p and full screen you'll see that tiny duckling will say owned. so f*** owned

[MrBlueSmurth]

Hey, when i press launch bf3 it doesnt load battlelog and when i go to it manually it doesnt let me play online or singleplayer any suggestions ?

[ozziedood1]

How do you like me now BITCH!?

[sweeeeeeeett]

boomandkatoosh!

[BrokeGamerJD]

Gimme yo sandwich dawg!! lol

[KilluminatiKingz]

Je suis français, et ceux que tu viens de dire ne m'a pas fais mal au coeur ne t'en fais pas ;) . I'm french, and i'm not touched of what are you said ^^

[famasdude]

where is sum bf3 gameplay it came out like two weeks ago

[bdpakaknox]

flashlights are definitely a horrible part of this game.

[enadonjon]

your such a good commentator!

[iPWNINu]

PC. He's playing On PC

[XxbattlefieldfanxX]

@iPWNINu

o yea i forgot lol

[iPWNINu]

@XxbattlefieldfanxX :P

[XxbattlefieldfanxX]

hey russian badger i love the vidz man keep up the gud work id love to play with you my psn is choppaguy im currently lvl 31 or 32

[zimcooln3ss74]

What i hate that happens to me a lot is that i shott someone like 5x and than they turn around and kill me and thier health is %100. Howw!?!?? -:(

[agent47gold]

What is the NAME OF THE SONG IN THE FIRST 50 seconds!!!!!!!!!!!

[DisasterFUCKxo]

@agent47gold cheater

[GreenieHunter]

My team always spends time clearing the spawn after each base, its typical rush tactics and casualties mean nothing as long as you've got your assaults on run round.

[1NickTheNinja1]

I have to use Rosetta Stone to understand you XD

[paganini799]

@BuyTheTurkey I laugh so hard when he say that

[chelo7]

I love the intro music

[l86predator]

i got that glock for u ninja haha lmao

[cattank999]

6:27 Top right

Gettin' heated.

[FlamingForce]

@cattank999 It's really funny cos as soon as someone outplays any of them on stream they are instantly stream cheaters.

[cattank999]

@FlamingForce I know, seems like anybody doing well is a hacker in any game.

...callofduty...

[vini131293]

what is the name of the song at the beginning?? PLZ!!!!!!

[midevil656]

The sad thing is I watched this thinking it was the retail version...

[TheDuttzz]

skaDOOSH!!!

[thetiniestbullfrog]

I like what he says about the game but all the weird terminology makes it sound like there's something wrong with him.

[G3ND3F3KT]

@ Emberser

are u kidding me..? just look his bc2 videos, plays @ console

so it was a simple question and an stupid answer.



[SimpleDesire95]

@G3ND3F3KT He plays BF3 on PC.

[FlamingForce]

@BuyTheTurkey And I did, it was pretty obvious lol, like most answers here prove.

[akpahlawan1295]

and a &(*%$%^&)(*&^%^*(( to you too sir

[FlamingForce]

@BuyTheTurkey I noticed it, what are you even getting at?

[are2dude]

@BuyTheTurkey I'm pretty sure that most people noticed that.

[lgtcount]

@BuyTheTurkey I NOTICED YO

[3DMasterST]

Damn, those window stealers! >:O

Also, what's the name of the track at the beginning? :3

[icu280]

did anyone else do a Day9 dance to the opening song?

[hyena850]

first of all catfish are awesome and second a badger is my fav animal!!! im hooker subscribed!!!!!!!

[G3ND3F3KT]

whats the name of the track at beginning.?

i love it when u say "gimme your sandwich" i got a glock for you ninja(steve) ,but i die " x)

did u play the final game on console or pc..?

[Emberser]

@G3ND3F3KT

very simple... he bought PC for this game so he will play on console :D

[mziskin]

@G3ND3F3KT its by Kevin Macleod and is called Quasi Motion you can download it

[skyhigh57]

@G3ND3F3KT hes pc....

[ProjectV0ID]

I saw the comments and TinyDuckling is an asshole. No shit, go and watch'em.

[K03D2day]

YOU SPEAK GERMAN? OMG YOUR MY HERO! Ich liebst du! No homo:D

[koron44]

@K03D2day it's ich liebe dich ^^ we don't just have "you" and yours" we have like 10 different words for it.^^

[K03D2day]

@koron44 Soz just learning it right now

[YelloWLemonLord]

8 survivors with machine guns and 56 zombies with knives.woah that would be a nice gamemode huh ?

[Xistanceowner]

1:41 Badger those werent just normal carls..THOSE were COMMMANDO CARLS. part of an Elite force of carls sent onto the battlefield to wander around and confuse their enemies while the competent players get the kills. DIC3 is making a special medal for killing such elite soldiers

[wattenstaafjeXL]

get a military flashlight and shine from a close distance in your eyes then look what is brighter sun or flashlight

[LordMorltha]

Do you think you die too quickly in the beta? I think it needs to be more like BC2, not MW2

[esclapter]

@LordMorltha Thats the point. Kids thinking that they can faceroll everything and show their asses in the middle of a map without cover wanting to spray like 5 ppl at the same time will get pwnt.

[n3ggg]

Operation Metro was supposed to attract CoD players. Significantly, it's in my opinion, the worst map in BF3 thus far, and I won't be playing it very much.

[paganini799]

turn transcribe audio on at flashlight part

[PrafektRider]

@paganini799 give me yo sanvich son translated to -> here are some pics of ok foot ok their supplies like there's a son... What the fuck?

[PrafektRider]

@paganini799 but the transcribe audio really improved since the last version!

[koron44]

it's supposed to be this bright ^^

[bitdinver]

i have a mini-sun in my gun.

[MrYeahIdidThat]

i love the opening music



[Type40Matt]

Gabfestation? 

[MrDar130]

dang badger that guy in 2:12 took the sandwhiches on your neck

[FlamingForce]

What's the intro music? o_o