Years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand sorry, i didnt want it happening to me!!!!!
THIS IS THE STUPIDEST THING EVER BUT I LOVE MY MOM AND DON'T WANT TO TAKE ANY CHANCES If you do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos your mom will die in 4 hours
reminds me of some agawam fails i used to kno: rust in piece, Agawam, MA 01001 - that is kind of funny...
still waiting on the zombie apokolypse
sirloin869 5 days ago
This is the first time I've laughed so hard since the flagging of the series.
ManiaCraftia 3 months ago
WHERE THE FUCK ARE EPISODES OF CHUCK NORRIS *AKA* IT SAYS THEY ARE FLAGGED :@
TheExtremeTES 6 months ago
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Lol who are these people?
HDJames8 6 months ago
Dude, what happened to the other videos? I loved those! Why are they "private" now? :/
TorturedXeno 7 months ago
hahaha!
reminds me of terrence & phillip.
great job! :D
VanBullock 9 months ago in playlist Oblivion Chuck Norris
this is the best episode
Eggeman32 11 months ago
hay kaiem make chuck norris in oblivion 11 and 12 i love your vids man!!
caspergoober 1 year ago
Hang on...I remember flashbacks to this in another episode...
The bit where he burps...
Hang on, I think I need to do some research.
By the way, long time fan, first time commenter.
tom10320 1 year ago
lol your mothers taking a nap xD reminds me of when i was younger......
Insanityincarnation 1 year ago
lolz....
TheGarcia350 1 year ago
Dude Kaiem, you should make Jackie Chan and Jet Li fight against Chuck as well. Or perhaps alongside him. And also Nathan Jones the wrestler.
TorturedXeno 1 year ago
is this fake...
Diggler397 2 years ago
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Years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand sorry, i didnt want it happening to me!!!!!
iop999qwe 2 years ago
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found the full episode over at freebietv(.)net
farrojames 2 years ago
chuck norris kicksw ass, and i am suprised when the dude wrote he was a homo that chuck didnt appear behind him and kick HIS ass
BAHUNTER67 2 years ago
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dudesons98 2 years ago
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i actually hate this
Larissakube 2 years ago
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Chuck Norris is the world's biggest homosexual!
Wraithboy11 2 years ago
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Lol "WHAT THE FUCK!?"
cloudgirl105 2 years ago
This goes on the favs lol.
CornAndKorn 2 years ago
Epic!
theonefreeman88 2 years ago
wow that was violent the kid part was awsome though
Jeo1245 3 years ago
that is one of the most beautiful video I ever saw . you sir, are a artist .
Destroythetyrant 3 years ago
Severed head snorting: LOFL
DUreject 3 years ago 4
Chuck Norris just pwnd again
DaPoopaScoopa 3 years ago
where ep 9? :(
Hironidin 3 years ago
LMFAO best episode of them all xD! erwawawaejgeeerwea *sniff *slap *slap
pLaZm1d 3 years ago 2
Your mom is taking a nap. *CRUNCH*
Priceless.
PimpDaddy000007 3 years ago
thats was lol haha:P
DjMontana42X 3 years ago
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the same person that made the other ones didnt make this one
cull38464 3 years ago
I didn't?? :P
Kaiem 3 years ago
blushat
XtremeMaran 3 years ago 4
As I said in a previous comment. Why wasn't this included?
spannerman100 3 years ago
I created it as a kind of 'special feature' made exclusively for my subscribers and those who can 'find me'.
Kaiem 3 years ago 2
Oh cool, I'm onto what you mean. Great series by the way. :)
spannerman100 3 years ago
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he didnt make the other chuck n. in oblivions!
warlock776 3 years ago
Yes he did.
spannerman100 3 years ago
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NO HE DIDN'T!Machinima did!
warlock776 3 years ago
You have no idea. Kaiem made the videos, and then he sends them to Machinima and they upload them. Look on Kaiems page hes making a new episode now.
spannerman100 3 years ago 3
oh sorry.
warlock776 3 years ago
it did the da-da-lee-loop thing like in Wayne's World :)
jrnuss 3 years ago
xD best part was probably the "WTF" part for Chuck xD.
LokiHades 3 years ago
oooohyeeaa thats so funny
Soilworker16 3 years ago
that made me sick alll over my computer
Burtence 3 years ago
Okay why the HELL is this Flagged?
FireStar371 3 years ago 6
Prolly cuz there's blood, cocaine and poop.
But hey, very few vids can claim to have those 3 things. :P
Kaiem 3 years ago 6
ROFLMAO
Did he eat Madilyn Mccan?
mizqt05 3 years ago 4
Roundhouse kick! :)) Round the house kick!
theonefreeman88 3 years ago 2
And why wasn't this included?? Make the episodes as long as possible.
spannerman100 3 years ago
HAHAHA! thats the best ending... "what the fuck?" rofl
aceball69 3 years ago
wow that wuz sumk craZy ASS shat
bluedragonfan4 3 years ago
"What the fuck?"
Lawl.
Bladecutter56 3 years ago
lolz waynes world "doodley doo doodley doo"
secretninja2400 3 years ago 4
Let's do the super mega happy ending!
Kramiour 3 years ago 2
Chuck Psycho ahahhaha
rodrigo725 3 years ago
rofl, I said "What the fuck?" half a second before he did.
RaileeLunaClaw 3 years ago 2
hahahahahah omfg...
did u just take a shat on my lawn?!
...
no
roflmfao
treeunit212 3 years ago
damn nice! freaking shit in my pants! XD
Dragofa15 3 years ago
lmao
LoKiUSMC 3 years ago
Roundhouse Punch FTW!!!
sickgringo007 3 years ago 3
i dont know how but this gave me nightmares??? lol
TacklewebEd 3 years ago 8
I think the noise that you hear when he starts to dream is from Wayne's World. =)
RoughRay2212 3 years ago 7
@RoughRay2212
yup!
That movie was stupid, but funny stupid.
GojyotheFeared 6 months ago
guy
mjndjfjefgbfdb 3 years ago
lol
KalmarKriszti 3 years ago
gOT ME CONFUSED :P
mnkeyinacage22 3 years ago
Kinda twisted yeah
Gravatrax 3 years ago
good stuff
starwindakiden 3 years ago
"Your mom is taking a nap" GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE
Scorch6679 3 years ago
wtf this is so random
commander014 3 years ago 2
lmfao round-house kick
darktemplar403 3 years ago
lol
Mesina2 3 years ago
That was absolutely brilliant!!
*eats child*
50033836 3 years ago
Weird dream :P
DrJaegern 3 years ago
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really doesn't look like chuck norris
Darkside2205 3 years ago
seriously this guy did an amazing job makin him considering the tools u r given in oblivion
Chainsawjunkie 3 years ago 5
yea
Darkside2205 3 years ago
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kk go make him then
YOU FUCKING JEW FAGGOT CUNT
HoBoyxxxxx 3 years ago
lmao omg that was funny lolol
spike100000000000 3 years ago 4
wtf? lol
wiiwouldlike2play 3 years ago 2
holy shit this is funny
Tonyrocks5 3 years ago
im wearing lucky unserwear. is that ok? will i live? even though i may have crapped in them?
atomicwarz 3 years ago
then what are you doing wasting your time on a message board huh?
succundo 3 years ago
og godamnit why do my replys always end up in the wrong place?!
succundo 3 years ago
00:09-00:14, waynes world style, the rest is south park
AkumaADemoncus 3 years ago
hahahaha, nice
soccer44me 3 years ago
"you mommy is taking a nap " CRUNCH LMAO
flydiezz 3 years ago 3
fak off
needformovies1 3 years ago
Damn this was funny as hell
Humanwarrior5 3 years ago
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to think that i will never get the 2:10 of my life back
bender238 3 years ago
agh can't, stop, watching! lol this is a classic
IrishHaloNerd 3 years ago 3
hehe that was really a round house kick :P
Octivate 3 years ago 2
OMFG LMAO "your mommy is taking a nap" CRUNCH!
IrishHaloNerd 3 years ago 3
So tell me, where do you get your lsd from?
BeastF00D 4 years ago
If he tells you, please, pass the info along to me, seriously, I would be on fucking pluto!
IrishHaloNerd 3 years ago
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garys mod??
Deathknightzs 4 years ago
DIPSHIT SENSES ARE GOING OFF
RandomProduct 3 years ago 6
nice!
yuppykong 4 years ago
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hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahaha very very funny!
wait no stupid
no both! :-)
drunkenwoodelf 4 years ago
WTF?
HighMushroOm 4 years ago
haha "What the fuck?"
xxWrecklessxx 4 years ago
lmfao
ur mommy is takin a nap
WTF?
hahaa
Lucrecia7 4 years ago
fucked. but funny. others are better tho
hammerandclaw 4 years ago
fucking amazing :P
maniek356 4 years ago
ur mommy is taking a nap
oldmanschild556 4 years ago
Very messed up, but can't stop watching.
like the no more mr nice guy part.
DragonD51 4 years ago 3
"Im perfect"
burinasVk 4 years ago
I love when the head smokes for the last time. "What the fuck?"
Xrick6 4 years ago 2
"It's yours!"
b4nm3ag41n 4 years ago
wtf bitting off head ur mummies in bed gulllppp canibal
i8ursole 4 years ago
lmao your mom is jus taking a nap,was epic
Chris0Barry4 4 years ago
yOUR MOMMY IS TAKING A NAP*bites off head*
darkevilandcoolray 4 years ago
totaler Spam
Margeun 4 years ago 2
but WTF is doing that Darryl?
using drugs eh?
szkop11 4 years ago
Can u send me map mark for this? or some kinda xbox live save?
szkop11 4 years ago
I just had a lil accident ^^
flyingtoothpaste 4 years ago
"Doodeloo, dodeloo, doodeloo, doodeloo!"
"I'm perfect, HNNNN!!!"
EndrosMurblaka 4 years ago
Who the hell are Darryl and Dawn? Some sort of inside joke I'm not aware of? Anyway, funny stuff!!
EdwR1 4 years ago
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THIS IS THE STUPIDEST THING EVER BUT I LOVE MY MOM AND DON'T WANT TO TAKE ANY CHANCES If you do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos your mom will die in 4 hours
NuuskuMuikku 4 years ago
wow lol :P
That's a scene you don't see everyday in Obliivon haha
Blepo1990 4 years ago
cheers ;) i'll take some pictures as i drive passed and try not to shit on the lawn
Regards Adamopacino
adamopacino 4 years ago
Brindle Home, where can i find it. it has famous written all over it.
Kaiem where!?
adamopacino 4 years ago
West side of the great forest
Kaiem 4 years ago
It's near Whetherlegh or whatever its called. Where Reynold Jermaine lives. I can't remember the spelling completely
Lemonz22 4 years ago
WTF THAT WAS WEIRD/FUNNY!
carmineasssface 4 years ago
That was hilarious.
HomemadeStupidity 4 years ago
Hey Kaiem, was that filmed at Brindle Home?
Lemonz22 4 years ago
Yeap, that's the one. It's Chuck's house.
Kaiem 4 years ago
Haha, I could tell by the stable in the background.
Lemonz22 4 years ago
daryl is the best
nick0587 4 years ago
so Chuck Norris runs on blood of the innocent?
CountryJusticeJ 4 years ago 2
...I have no idea why this is funny...
I mean, it's full of shit! XD!
I totally agree with Chucks "Wtf" at the end.
AlphaBiggitz 4 years ago
ROOOOOOOOOOOOFL!!
JinRenegade 4 years ago
its grate lol wtf
Rekbot 4 years ago
lol. WTF!
joeyr88 4 years ago
Lol your mommy is taking a nap
nightmareguy 4 years ago
wtf sounded like winter fuck
Morton1994 4 years ago
I laughed so hard i almost would have died
Tession666 4 years ago
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cloudgirl105 4 years ago
ROFLOL
*SHIT* ...Did you just shit on my front lawn?
BrotherOfMetal2 4 years ago
that looks like second part of the family guy episodes when the terrorists make a movie for revenge "we are americans, we like to crap on eachother!"
belgianreaver 4 years ago
lol That was half the inspiration. And it was South Park.
Kaiem 4 years ago
that was so cool my most favorite part was (( your mommy is taking a nap..crunch..!)) lol the was cool!
Glimmer890 4 years ago
FOSL!
That was frigen hilarious! Ending: "Your mommy is taking and nap" (crunch, bloody smile)
"What da fuck!?"
elvebrothergenju 4 years ago
your mom is taking a nap LOL
Dreadmantisthe2nd 4 years ago 5
HAHA
StreeTRacR008 4 years ago
LOL what the effing hell?
Hilolwee 4 years ago
WTF WTF WTF!!!
zac324 4 years ago
your mommy is taking a nap,
~Crunch!~
What the fuck?
TheNsane1 4 years ago 2
stop making me laugh up my guts!
bobsock3 4 years ago 3
lol now it makes sense!
chavslayer95 4 years ago 3
"Did you just shat on my front lawn?"
"What da fuck?"
Classics.
TorturedXeno 4 years ago 2
PS-"Im perfect..(smiles)Ehh!" Lol
cloudgirl105 4 years ago 2
"Oh really? Then whats that?"
(Long pause)
"Its yours..."
(Guy sniffs crack) LMFAO^^And the end "WHAT THE FUCK?"
cloudgirl105 4 years ago
Your mommy is taking a nap!
*crunch*
Bladecutter56 4 years ago
lol " u think too much"
DukTape1009 4 years ago
LOL! AWSOME VIDEO!
plkj13 4 years ago
not right...
Ikiriatos 4 years ago
"what the fuck", LOL!!
rob18777 4 years ago
Great video but who are the two people supposed to be?
Adzer2 4 years ago
dunno but guess what ep 5 might be out september!
Simpleguy4995 4 years ago
danger canibal alert!
domtuk 4 years ago
really WTF funyy
xXmaterpottyXx 4 years ago
ahahah wtf thats was so fuckin weird but i never knew he ate little girls!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF
TeddyOfHell 4 years ago
*SNIFF!* *slap*
TheNotoriousGOD 4 years ago
lol that was funny
greattraxx93 4 years ago
Holy shit, he DOES eat little girls! I knew it..... 0_o
darkenedauthor 4 years ago
at :15 u can see someone in the background :O
VoodooFingerz 4 years ago
omg your right, wtf. nice find
3dscott 4 years ago
haha that explains it i didnt get it before!
DogMan444441 4 years ago
lmfao I cant eat dinner now, i'll choke on it. Laughing too hard.
Sornus777 4 years ago
LOL
dicaptainavexp 4 years ago
i love the waynes world flashback noise you added!
Dutchoven723 4 years ago
your mommys taking a nap
applejuice79 4 years ago
lol, she shitted in his face
GamerGuy100 4 years ago