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  • @csknives I'm really lovin my 18in machete but not to sound mean but are these blades (my cold steel machete) really as durable as you say because I'm a little scared to use it in full contact and they don't cost to much. Also what's better the kukri machete or the jungle machete?

  • @xXForTheRecordXx we make them tough! LOL As for which is "better" thats a tough call. I like both. They both have enough "belly" to really deliver some impressive cuts. I was really impressed with the new Jungle Machete but the Kukri is a classic with good reason. I'm sure you'll be happy with either (or both) :)

  • is that a roll of carpet at 1:50?

    

  • @DrawingBro it's a Tatami Mat. Traditional for cutting tests

  • @JensTwn I'm sorry, but I don't think your idea of who looks cool really matters much to him. He's too busy training, fighting and designing awesome swords and knives ;)

  • those are some motherfuckingsweetassswords

  • So are these made with the blade being half blunt from the hilt up, or is it all sharp? Very chunky blades, looks good.

  • @TheMHandDSfan I believe the entire edge is sharpened

  • yah! more sad fat guys with purposeless lives!

  • @GeoTheAwesome our purpose in life is to create the worlds strongest sharpest knives, swords, edged weapons and tools - and we are doing that every single day. Yours seems to be trolling on youtube. It'd be funny if it wasn't so tragic. Go away

  • @csknives I couldn't agree more. CS is awesome.

  • @Super0jetFromLU thanks! We love what we do :)

  • i know what i want for Christmas

  • So did you guys cook that meat when you got done? They looked like really choice cuts! Great video by the way!

  • @THEentropyMaker all the meat used in our videos is preserved and donated to the Ventura County Rescue Mission :)

  • @csknives Very cool! Enjoy the videos and your beautiful products!

  • @csknives Ventura Iowa?

  • @pagelock5 Ventura, CA

  • love to have those in a zombie apocolypse fuck some zombies up

  • lol DotA is real

  • Ahhh So thats how butchers make those perfectly sliced steaks :P

  • why would you swing with a short stubby sword. you would do more damage from a stab

  • Kano?

  • dinneeeeeeeeeeeeeer

    

  • God checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Lynn C. Thompson.

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  • i wonder how many times someone hit the meat hook holding the meat during the filming

  • @zachryan10 they didn't :)

  • what would you rather have two wives or two knives

  • This guy is funny to watch>

  • Wheres their training place?

  • @fearzbeazt555 We have our own training facility in Ventura CA but it is only open to the public for seminars and events

  • im sooo hungry now

  • that guy is an amazing swordsman!

  • Alot of people comment about Lynn (The 'Fat guy') and some of them are rude, but some of them do have a good point. yes he may be slightly overweight, but aren't we all? But it is true that when a company is trying to promote something, having an Overweight man show the product isn't always Appetizing. BUT, None-the-less, i support Cold steel, and their Awesome Company President. :)

  • @adamotero0 I actually find the president's way of marketing it pretty effective. He has the "talk" and the skills of course, but I'm thinking most people will see a fat man who's able to cut in the demos very well, and think "if this guy can cut like that, the sword must be of high quality". It is unfortunate that most people think that fat = obese = lazy and in need of healthcare. Link this mindset with his sword demo and they'll more likely credit the sword.

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  • The president of the company could do with a diet, im sure then he would be even better at what he does and at less risk of heart failure.

  • @chadyE I'm sure he's much more interested in the quality of our products (the world's strongest sharpest knives and swords!) than worrying about whether or not a guy on youtube thinks he could use a diet.

  • damn my butcher needs a pair of these lol but for real you guys make high quality weapons

  • Lynn is a better knife fighter than a swordsman IMO. He always recovers better from a knife swing, pluuuus, he never steps into his sword swings like he's supposed to. Props though.

  • wow u guys waste a lot of meat, there's people starving out there

  • @ayub96 We don't waste any meat. It goes from a butcher to a local homeless charity. We just happen to cut it up in between :)

  • @csknives so you play with it and drop it on the floor then give the dirty meat to poor homeless people? on top of assuming your product is the "best"? -1 very wealthy customer

  • @labryth1991 All of the meat is carefully preserved and donated to the Ventura County Rescue Mission.

  • @labryth1991 In addition, any thing that is cooked and cleaned by the butcher will be the same as any other cut. If you are so butthurt about it, take your "wealthy youtube money" and spend somewhere else, im sure coldsteel wouldn't want a sally like you to rep there knives.

  • @ayub96 actually if you go onto the cold steel website they say in all their videos that it was preserved and donated.

  • that fat man is so ridiculous

  • @Kapitannuss The guy you are referring to is the President of the company and a lifelong Martial Artist. He might not be "body beautiful" but he trains daily in a variety of Martial Arts and I assure you he can fight. I suggest you worry less about what other people look like and look at how you appear to everyone else when leaving comments like that on a company's YouTube page. I'm afraid those sorts of comments just make you look very shallow and ignorant.

  • @csknives Wow! Cold Steel made a reply comment, you guys are awesome!

  • wtf did that piece of meat ever do to you huh?

  • thats soo cool!

  • Awesome....pure awesomeness...

  • Kano wins! Flawless victory!

  • Wish I had that knife back in elementary school when the class bully was climbing that rope in gym class.

  • you can also see my wooden dummy 7 days work cost around 60$ ;-)

    nice Butterfly Swords...

  • ehmm looks like a refined machete. a heavy blade, with a small-handled

  • now i want to be a pirate

  • this is a beautiful man

  • starvation is all over the world guys, thats wasting =.=

  • @csknives is the full length of the blade sharpened?

  • I want to work at Cold Steel

  • Now these fat guys can eat their food twice as efficiently

  • wow, these guys are like basement nerds who live out their fantasies swinging swords with no actual idea how to use one....

  • hmmm... zombie killer?

  • geezuz it cuts threw 2mm plastic o f*ck

  • at 1:06 i was sooo wishing a sandbag would fall from the ceiling and hit him on his dome haha slapstick comedy at its best.

  • Price of meat must be pretty cheap nowadays.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! spam 6 for epic fat man dance!!!! thumbs up cunts

  • Cold Steel

    Wishes they were selling their products in feudal Asia instead of modern-day America.

  • why this fat guy? couldnt they find someone else?

  • @MrFridmans he eats the meat after practising, that's why

  • @MrFridmans

    Yeah why the fat guy.... Well. he owns the company. Therefore dont understand that hes looks like a complete psycho.

  • fuck you zombies

  • 1:40 Honey!  I got the divorce papers...

  • I wont buy shit if its not asian.

  • thats the fattest rogue ive ever seen!

  • Who thought it was just a sword version of a butterfly knife?

  • flamiin galah

  • knock knock hello sir i wann... slice dice slice .. no more boyscout cookies :P

  • after they invented gunpowder is nothing worth a knife \0/

    

  • So their kept in the same scabbard, are their handles shaped so they fit better together? Like I have seen on some longer Chinese swords that are kept in a same scabbard, I think it was called the marryed couple style.

  • this guy just looks so badass.

  • Khal Drogo's weapons!!!

  • If you are ever attacked by some ribs, a piece of rope, a roast, some cardboard tubes, a broom, human silhouette made from wall paneling or plastic soda bottles with green water... these knives are what you want!

  • i thought it was like a balisong style sword......they should totaly make that

  • @dylankunaikennedy123 you're rather an ignoramus aren't you ? I mean why is it that when people read or hear the words butterfly in relation to a knife they immediately think Balisong?, or as I and many others call them Philipine folders I was shopping for Balisongs in S.F. 's Chinatown awhile back and even this dumbass Gweilo knew not to ask for a butterfly knife as I didn't want a dual set of fixed blade Wing Chun fighting knives

  • dear santa...

  • he likes to cut meat

    

  • I want his job :( sit back, chop the fuck out of everything all day, sounds great :)

  • DAMN! Either soft meat or sharp machetes!

  • Yeah, they're sharp out of the box, but this company feels the need to make these videos to try and compensate for the fact they sell cheap, ugly, made in China bullshit. 

  • @MOLRobocop Everything is made in China, even BMWs.

  • @BigJackJohn Yes and no. Highly complex assemblies like an car, yes. There really isn't a way to get ultra-high volume electronic components, for example, from anywhere but china. But simple items featuring quality components can be made profitably in the US. Like Benchmade or Emerson.

  • @MOLRobocop I am from Germany, and as much as I like products "made in Germany", I really don't care if their components are made in china. In my opinion it's not very smart to say "it's made in China - it's bullshit". That's just wrong. Apple and BMW (or even Mercedes) are good examples of companies that manufacture high quality products that are partially made in China. (BMW and Mercedes however do not assemble their products in China.)

  • @BigJackJohn Chinese quality is really another discussion. Do you own Cold Steel products? I own an older Gunsite folder, and also a Recon Tanto. The steel is okay. Not great, but okay. But both knives overall feel cheap. Especially the Gunsite. I'll concede that Cold Steel products aren't lousy because they make their gear in China. It's just they build with cheap materials.

  • niemand würde so schlagen, eine fast 180 grad drehung aus der hüfte...... naja usa.

    die typen wissen vom fechten gar nix!!!!!!!!!!! mit genügend schwung, trennt auch ein besenstiel, die rippchen auseinander.

  • Damn son he taught that meat and various lengths of rope who the fucking boss is around here!

  • reminds me of that fat ass butcher from Wanted

  • Take that, you stupid slab of ribs...

  • Coldsteel pays its employees in chunks of raw meat.

  • He could do that with a ruler with that much weight behind it..... o.0

  • WHEN WOULD YOU NEED THESE THINGS!?

  • @yanksfan141 When you should feel endagered by hanging pork you can rest assured if you'd know you could defend yourself.

  • @Raffix394 lol

  • MACHETE!!!!

  • This guy wishes that was his X wife.

  • Whack, pack, chop dat meat.

    (heheheheheheh Fallout 3 reference)

  • What do you do with the meat when you're finished cutting?

  • Cold Meat Butterfly swords...?

  • i wanna go to a cold steel BBQ

  • No wonder these guys are so fat....look at what they use to cut and eat their steak with!

  • thumbs up if he ate the meat soon after making this vid

  • ah, the slap of cold meat.

  • Dear Santa...

  • I would like to see your Criminal Records please

  • WOW! id like to see my knife cut "rope" like that !!! - amazing.

  • 0:35 your goin down meat!!, 0:42 take that mutha fucka.

  • cold steel makes quality products. I own a recon tanto from them and it's amazing

  • I have a pair of these. They can go through a car door.

  • lol it be funny if 1:15 swing to hard cut his own leg

  • ok that's offically a new saying..." im gonna go cold steal on your ass"

  • If the fatty can do it so can I

  • @adamwilliamsrocks That's the point.

  • He sure does hate that meat...

  • lol, fatty!!

  • hardwood, lol

  • what does cold steel think were are going to be doing? Going to mideval war?!?!?!

  • I waish i was one of these guys i mean they get paid to cut up random shit

  • please don't post videos of weapons unless you actually know how to use them.

    

  • @orlock94 Lynn Thompson has been training in martial arts for longer than you've been alive!! You might want to know what you're talking about before you spout off at the mouth, because you look like a moron trying to say this guy doesn't know what he's doing. Are these videos brash and almost funny in a way? Yeah, but the fact remains that this guy is FAR from an amateur! He's been training with and w/o weapons his entire life. You're just a fucking kid! What the fuck would you know?

  • @xilix He knows how to cut someone correctly, and you look just as stupid taking the time to rant like this.

  • lol,so many ppl cracken fat guy jokes whn he can probably kick all your asses

  • Lol battle ready?? Yeah I'm going on a quest, and I may run into a medeval battle along the way, so I need a battle ready butterfly sword! Lol wtf?

  • Wow those are really sharp blades!! They'd fearsome in the hands of a WC expert..

  • some of you comedian should see him in a knife fight ... he'd carve you up quick

  • @GonG108 the butterfly knives are also used wing chun

  • He just caused another tsunami in japan wait wait wait...i just felt the after shock. Get it he causes earthquakes when he walks? lol

  • He just caused another tsunami in japan wait wait wait...i just felt the after shock

  • Best coldsteel product ive seen yet. All the others and other tests look so shitty, at least this one looks decent.

  • this is called bart cham do the knifes are used in wing tsun, but his moves have nothing to do with bart cham do if he would have an opponennt with a long stick he would loose his to knifes in 1 second , if you use wing tsun instruments learn the techn. sorry but bart cham do is a sophisticated form of the wing tsun style of combat, you can use the knifes for what ever you want bit the origing is bart cham do , start wt and in 7 years you´ll learn this the right way

  • cold steel are

  • i want to see what itll do to bone

  • This show wastes so much meat.

  • @WakingLife55 I waste my meat on so many hoes

  • @WakingLife55 Its all donated to charitys after use

  • @WakingLife55 waste?

    looks to me like they eat it all

  • He reminds me of the boss in the first level in the Aladdin game for SNES

  • Is there a big fat fork to go with them?

  • all they do is whack at meat

  • i can chop and stab stuf with swords too :P

  • I think this dude's original ambition was to be the world's first EXTREME butcher!

  • @AColonDashSix

    That would be the best job ever.

    "Want some bacon?"

    "Sure" -swish- "Anything else?"

  • @AColonDashSix I believe that would be a serial killer...

  • yay cold fat uh I mean steal is sooooooo terrific... especially when every part of the edge is sharpened and not like with the original butterfly swords, only the upper half... like the gim which would have the top third sharpened and gettind duller each third moving from the tip to the hilt... but hell who cares? This is an idiocracy already, anyways! But I recomment to watch the movie! ;)

  • i´ll give this vid a double f,double fatty

  • YES, BUT WILL IT BLEND!?

  • This guy is just preparing his lunch.

  • wasting wood,meat,leaf and people's time.

    try to cut humans they are neverending cycle of reproduction so you will waste nothing.

  • I love the power stances and his facial expression. I just about die every time

  • man vs meat...

  • 5 star demo.

  • all these videos lead to ONE conclusion ---> swords can cut :-)

  • cool

    is this effective in a zombie apocalypse?

  • this guy must love his job

  • thes videos are hilarious

  • 0:35 you gonna eat that later?

  • I am Chinese and I have to say, it's so real, its as if you stole it from China! brilliant

  • go go power redneck

  • Cut something with a sword and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS

  • 0:36 GET IN MAH BURGER!!!!

  • thumbs up if your ka-bar can do the same thing