Somehow, this makes me laugh even more than the video. Just something odd about giving Max permission to eat, and then the inexplicable joy at the end.
Oh cool. I just realised that there ARE other videos with Ryan eating in them! I can only remember two from memory, and they are Breakfast Buddies and New Kids on the Rock #5! So if anyone else has the same slightly unnerving fastination as me, then, yeah...
Don't worry. With a few cups of coffee you'll understand how to save your clone from being killed since he was meant to be killed by the princess. This event will give her the courage to her people into conquest. During her purge of evil from the known universe she will fall in love and give birth to your father, who becomes an aspiring inventor.
However as luck would have it he will make a horrible inventor so he steals the secret of time travel from Juxbar III and patents the first time machine. Enraged at the theft of his life work, Juxbar kills your father. This is why you came back in time, to destroy the secret of time travel before it can be used. Godspeed.
in 1908 a lady named sally rusa was in the woods looking for a dog until a ghost came and killed he so if ur reading this u will find a bloody body in your closet hanging there haunting you and kill you and your family and if u want to stop this just sends this to 6 videos in 30 mins or this will happen good luck SORRY SOME ONE SENT THIS TO ME AND IT SCARED SO I HAD TO DO IT PLZ FORGIVE ME IM NOT TRYING TO ADVERTISE BUT IM SCARED WHAT IT SEES
Both of you acted brilliantly. I don't know how either of you, especially Ryan, kept a straight face the whole time. All-in-all it was hilarious and very well done.
If I were to make another one of these with the same premise I'd be beating the joke into the ground. However, I have considered using the character and format as a platform for an entirely different joke. Stay tuned and find out.
This is really excellent. A perfect juxtaposition of a mundane everyday event (waking up in the morning) and of a wacky science-fiction plot! I love it! Bravo!
I am totally copying everything Ryan says, videotaping my friend Ben, (who my boyfriend does not know) saying it, and waking him up with it.
Only, I am going to put it on a dvd, hook up a player to the tv in his room, and then hide the player under dirty clothes.... That way, he will have the same reaction. Happy Valentines day sweetie. Hahaha.
Cute! I'm like that too in the morning, you know? with all the space adventure things... and Ryan on my computer... diagrams.... MusicalPony.... etc etc
seems like the mornings that I have when I had thought, the night before, we would have a snow day so I stay up later than I should, drinking too much and then only to discover that yes, we do indeed have school that day . . .
This is too wacky... I've been on a 'Doctor Who' kick lately and this reminded me so much of the show. The MO of destroying the document was very... Maxwell Smart.
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hahaha This is how I feel most mornings when someone is texting me or calling me before my alarm goes off.
falltoearth24 2 months ago
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falltoearth24 2 months ago
you're both awesome
"kill anyone who doesn't look like you!" :D bwahaha
nellautumngirl 1 year ago
Dammit, Max. I was hoping Ryan would be revealed as your father.
circethesorceress 1 year ago
i love when you releize that your wearing tin foil
7northerndownpour7 1 year ago
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circethesorceress 1 year ago
That was the most confusing thing in life XD
JdtKids 1 year ago
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT.
Corey897 2 years ago
What blue line? It was all black and white.
katiepox 2 years ago
Why am i wearing tinfoil? brilliant. so HAHHAHHAHAHHAH........... ha
ALBINOCAMEl221 2 years ago
Where's the pod?
Keeper69s 2 years ago
The diagram explains everything. It's very simple.
Yamamanama 2 years ago
Hah, you can see the string on Jupiter in the title screen.
Yamamanama 2 years ago
For starters, I tried to post a comment on this video about a billion times before acheiving success, and I blame youtube.
Secondly, this summarizes about as much as I ever got out of any 8 AM class I ever took. Waking up can do that to you.
Great video. I'm still laughing. Ryan has a great voice for these things.
colleenr825 2 years ago
Oh wow, can you make more videos with Ryan eating things? I don't know why, I just like watching him eat. You can eat things too! Yaay.
Zalsia 2 years ago
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colleenr825 2 years ago
Somehow, this makes me laugh even more than the video. Just something odd about giving Max permission to eat, and then the inexplicable joy at the end.
colleenr825 2 years ago
Oh cool. I just realised that there ARE other videos with Ryan eating in them! I can only remember two from memory, and they are Breakfast Buddies and New Kids on the Rock #5! So if anyone else has the same slightly unnerving fastination as me, then, yeah...
Zalsia 2 years ago
Don't worry. With a few cups of coffee you'll understand how to save your clone from being killed since he was meant to be killed by the princess. This event will give her the courage to her people into conquest. During her purge of evil from the known universe she will fall in love and give birth to your father, who becomes an aspiring inventor.
warjikin 2 years ago
However as luck would have it he will make a horrible inventor so he steals the secret of time travel from Juxbar III and patents the first time machine. Enraged at the theft of his life work, Juxbar kills your father. This is why you came back in time, to destroy the secret of time travel before it can be used. Godspeed.
warjikin 2 years ago
"I was never your father."
headfirstxtaylorxx 2 years ago 2
its like watching Lost in the morning. theres just no point. lol
DonnntBeACoconut 2 years ago
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in 1908 a lady named sally rusa was in the woods looking for a dog until a ghost came and killed he so if ur reading this u will find a bloody body in your closet hanging there haunting you and kill you and your family and if u want to stop this just sends this to 6 videos in 30 mins or this will happen good luck SORRY SOME ONE SENT THIS TO ME AND IT SCARED SO I HAD TO DO IT PLZ FORGIVE ME IM NOT TRYING TO ADVERTISE BUT IM SCARED WHAT IT SEES
Raffmeister2008 2 years ago
Max, you are awesome sauce with a side of Jesus fries!
popatire23 2 years ago
awesom sos w. sid o jesus fris??? FUNNIEE!!! & yea i know its spelled wrong. its SHORTHAND!!
BondableSnowman 2 years ago
thank you good sir :D
popatire23 2 years ago
I'm not a sir! ur a sir! have fun being a sir without me!!!!
BondableSnowman 2 years ago
my bad sir-ette. :3
popatire23 2 years ago
ya know...? you did a walrus face: :3
i can practically hear it ort-ing!!
BondableSnowman 2 years ago
Hehe, it's like reading Hitchhiker's Guide all over again. :-)
JustAnotherX 2 years ago
Does Maxwell starworth need cadets for his journey to wear red shirts and throw their lives away like they were nothing?
MarchHatterofWoe 2 years ago
i have the same computer as you max
BondableSnowman 2 years ago
"Follow the blue line."
I'm loving how it's all in black and white.
PseudoKitsch 2 years ago 5
I didn't originally intend this to be black and white. Originally the joke was that all the lines are blue, but I kept it in anyway.
MarcoBat16 2 years ago
lol, how arbitrary
lavamatstudios 2 years ago
classic max.
zing713amw 2 years ago
u allow comments now???!!!!!!!
ninjaracoon 2 years ago
You're amazing!
TQOC 2 years ago
i fancy the opening and closing credits, what music is it? it reminds me sooo much of sci-fi movies we watched at school.Great job!
mirmadoise 2 years ago
its like watching Lost. lol
DonnntBeACoconut 2 years ago 2
I think I'm in love
KaytheGreat 2 years ago
Excellent!!!! It's rare that something on youtube makes me laugh !
'Can I see that diagram again...'
HerbExpert 2 years ago
God... no matter how many times I watch this, I still crack up :)
iluvdommonaghan13 2 years ago
I loved the vintage 50s space theme with a slightly modern twist that you guys went for! Will there be a second episode, perchance? :?0
cleveroctober 2 years ago
you are a massive ledgand!
you are a hero :P :D
woooooo! this is halerious. :)
3mma56 2 years ago
reallly funny :) you and ryan make me laugh in all of your videos :) this one was amazing :D GREAT JOB!!!
DarkDelirium15 2 years ago
Both of you acted brilliantly. I don't know how either of you, especially Ryan, kept a straight face the whole time. All-in-all it was hilarious and very well done.
EclecticXerasia 2 years ago 4
The humor of our lines was neutralized by our undying and bitter hatred toward one another.
MarcoBat16 2 years ago 7
and they still work together, now that's professional.
zing713amw 2 years ago
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EclecticXerasia 2 years ago
So Massivly funny that i've subscribed
TheFaceInDarkness 2 years ago 2
Oh this is definatly one of my favourites from you! :D
DizanaXO 2 years ago
"Cadet! Cadet get up!"
Awesome. Journey of Regeneration is one of my favorites.
ClosestToTheSun 2 years ago
Are you going to make more of these? This was brilliant!
CHEFBLOEMKOOL 3 years ago
If I were to make another one of these with the same premise I'd be beating the joke into the ground. However, I have considered using the character and format as a platform for an entirely different joke. Stay tuned and find out.
MarcoBat16 3 years ago
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emovampess 2 years ago
Don't hate Ryan because he's a better actor than you. These films remind me a bit of Monty Python... :D
iluvdommonaghan13 2 years ago
good point... great job... I'll stay tuned...
lulublu2 2 years ago
you old fox, you
Maddyisnotshort13 3 years ago
I swear that was me this morning when the phone rang and woke me up. "I'm supposed to what-? Where? I- wait. Kay, start over. What's going on?"
canadiancritter 3 years ago
This is really excellent. A perfect juxtaposition of a mundane everyday event (waking up in the morning) and of a wacky science-fiction plot! I love it! Bravo!
ZigmarPatterson 3 years ago
Oh Max, you clever Max.
YolandaGirl 3 years ago 2
Omg no way!
You just quoted "He wants Butt" right?
foreverstrange 3 years ago
baahaha genius, pure genius. loved it.
kdoll5678 3 years ago
Lol. This poor dude!
T3hFlyingpizzamuffin 3 years ago 2
I will be quoting this at every opportunity. Great stuff, Max! :)
Nephi 3 years ago 3
This is so AWESOME!!!! I laughed so hard...
awesomeluciano78 3 years ago 2
HAH!!!!!
this is how trying to pay attention in class feels.
janejanejane7 3 years ago 2
How much do you want to bet that Ryan really is your father Max?
RI2VA 3 years ago
I laughed soo hard when Ryan ate the diagram!!!
blucheryl25 3 years ago 2
The announcer sounds very authentic, good for him!
nastybutler16 3 years ago
I am totally copying everything Ryan says, videotaping my friend Ben, (who my boyfriend does not know) saying it, and waking him up with it.
Only, I am going to put it on a dvd, hook up a player to the tv in his room, and then hide the player under dirty clothes.... That way, he will have the same reaction. Happy Valentines day sweetie. Hahaha.
teganwhite1930 3 years ago
You'll be hearing from my lawyers soon.
MarcoBat16 3 years ago
Marcobat16 is always guarenteed to make you laugh. Why doesn't he have more subscribers?
vvvTomvvv 3 years ago 2
TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS
MarcoBat16 3 years ago
I've told all two of them, lol.
Seriously though, I do have more friends than that.
vvvTomvvv 3 years ago
*sigh* It's good to have dreams.
Corey897 2 years ago
Mornings are hard.
TarynAria 3 years ago
definitely his best video yet.
nationcall 3 years ago 2
what time is it?
brittanytward 3 years ago 2
Ah.
I love you, Max. XD
eww66 3 years ago
This is like when you have math first thing in the morning and your teacher tells you you have homework and it just doesn't make sense.
Lili7evans 3 years ago
Whoa what a video I cannot take my eyes off the screen! haha this is very interesting stuff to know about.
chick5581 3 years ago
"cadet, wake up" sounds an awful lot like "colette, wake up"
AWESOME VIDEO?
picklesandmilk4u 3 years ago 8
The begining reminded me of Journey of Regeneration...(Colette get up!)
ReallyBadSpecialFX 3 years ago 5
The bearded one speaks much wisdom! :D
Tellysubby 3 years ago
he's ryan murphy..
Raterraterrater12345 3 years ago
I know.
I met him in another dimension.
:)
Tellysubby 3 years ago 2
Definitely your best video ever! zxz
boffinbabe12 3 years ago
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luIuzulu94 3 years ago
Haha! I laughed throughout the whole thing, that's totally like me in the morning :P
DanielBT1989 3 years ago
I have a feeling that's how it feels every time Ryan talks, let alone if you'd just woke up XD
If only life was like these videos... life would be insane.
Simkavitz 3 years ago
this is so funny!
'...then I'll never be born' :D
more!
JallieNarz 3 years ago
"In a paralell dimension you don't save the princess"
... Dammit... Paralell dimentions *always* have it better than me...
Great work, Max!
JaxxProductions 3 years ago
dude r u in film school please comment back
mattkvideo101 3 years ago
Angles of Atlants
ohmygoditsjeff 3 years ago
So kill everybody who doesn,t look like you
mattydog67 3 years ago
Thats totally me in the morning! :D
Beshrewed 3 years ago 2
lol MY BRAAAAAAIN!!!!!!!!!! IT HURRRRRTS! XD
JesstotheTess 3 years ago
That was one of your best yet, your videos are always great to watch. There's something about yours that makes them kinda special.
JubJubtheWonderHippo 3 years ago
you, kind sir are an insane genus! awesome vid.
ZowieFillups 3 years ago
"she is only 17 years old"
:) that was great
thecsquared 3 years ago
Lol, Now THAT was awesome! XD
It's good to see that you're making videos again!
Good job!
--Luna
lunaontherun16 3 years ago
Very simple but absolutely awesome! Great job!
cat22413 3 years ago
The old school vibe was great!
And I loved the "diagram" that Ryan kept showing! XD
kiwi857 3 years ago
Tinfoil! I lol'ed at the very sight. ;-)
CavriCaprice 3 years ago
You incredible fool, you. That was very funny. Good job!
007Sparticia 3 years ago
now that was....awesome!
Ben14876 3 years ago
That was fun!
starlightcheese 3 years ago
I liked it!
MyImaginaryChainsaw 3 years ago
That was great
jessieKatrhyn 3 years ago
Pacheco is probably one of the coolest people in New England.
WhisknYerEgg 3 years ago 2
what pod do i get in?
gulsz 3 years ago
There is nothing better to start a day, with a cup of coffee and another brilliant Pacheco movie (:
zyankali777 3 years ago
THAT WAS GREAT!
CHEFBLOEMKOOL 3 years ago
Very stylish, Mr. Marco. Very retro-futuristic with the tinfoil thing. I would applaud you if my head wasn't exploding from euphoric confusion.
MorroccoSurrogate 3 years ago 2
This is really quite beautiful.
MrPietermaritzburgh 3 years ago
It was worth the wait.
It's almost like you are writing for a new DC Crisis storyarc haha.
ProjectHollisterCo 3 years ago
Today's my birthday, and it's been a really crappy day. This almost makes up for it. Thanks Max!!!!!
TikiKrissy 3 years ago
Cute! I'm like that too in the morning, you know? with all the space adventure things... and Ryan on my computer... diagrams.... MusicalPony.... etc etc
PurpleNinja3170 3 years ago 2
awesome, totaly awesome :)
OliviaGoth 3 years ago
That was ahmazing!
Anitasusana07 3 years ago
lol i love you max.
DonnntBeACoconut 3 years ago
Then why don't you marry me?
(That wasn't rhetorical.)
MarcoBat16 3 years ago
hows tomorrow for you?
;P
DonnntBeACoconut 3 years ago 2
so if i said i love you would you think it ok to marry me?
zing713amw 2 years ago
this is terrific! See you tomorrow.
NeilCicierega 3 years ago 8
WOO! ROADTRIP!
MarcoBat16 3 years ago
So kill anyone who doesn,t look like you.
mattydog67 3 years ago
that was pure genius!!
popatire23 3 years ago
yay this videio makes me happy
deharman27 3 years ago
seems like the mornings that I have when I had thought, the night before, we would have a snow day so I stay up later than I should, drinking too much and then only to discover that yes, we do indeed have school that day . . .
tommy1982mighty 3 years ago
I hate those mornings.
At least you have a friend like Ryan to 'explain' everything.
Your videos make me smile.
:D
Teeheelalahe123 3 years ago 2
i really like how you use film to exagerate every day things like this. please keep up the good work, max!
Spitfyre32x 3 years ago
This came out so good
Vicious516 3 years ago 11
This is too wacky... I've been on a 'Doctor Who' kick lately and this reminded me so much of the show. The MO of destroying the document was very... Maxwell Smart.
Thanks for the laughs!
moonkenzie 3 years ago 2
One of those mornings I guess. I loved the retro-ness of it all. You're amazing.
scibbirishm 3 years ago
Amazing! I love it
Stellington 3 years ago
This made my night. You never dissapoint, Max..well.
camrenishot1 3 years ago
This made my day.
:D
theCobrAcademyis 3 years ago
This is surprisingly close to my mornings.
anniekal01 3 years ago
lol this is funny
BagaProductions 3 years ago
hahaha i think you were way too patient with him for someone just waking up
straub11 3 years ago
Wow that was great haha
Zeldalovernoah 3 years ago
Epic.
quiznos00 3 years ago
Hahahaha! Amazing as always.
This reminds of my Statistics class for some reason... I always leave that class feeling just as confused (and sleepy) as Maxwell Starworth. :D
Echoreyn 3 years ago
Oh dear, truly a work of art.
easybakeScenies 3 years ago
OMM!!
Haha.
Anyway, this is soooo funny. =]
xoxo
I love you Max
LPHJ 3 years ago
Hahaha, that was so great.
And such a simple diagram, too.
I loved it :D
LindyKat 3 years ago
this was awesome
TheHaloFanatic 3 years ago
Haha! This is awesome!
terrier2468 3 years ago
Oh Max, don't we all know the feeling..
banister90210 3 years ago
That was pretty great. Hahahaha, I love the diagram, for real.
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