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  • what about Indian RAW? really no offense intended, but RAW is just as good as ISI and ISI have the unfortunate habit of appearing in the media for crimes against humanity and supporting dictatorship. they are still good, but consider some others with cleaner records.

  • @DarkMage2711995 raw are nowhere near as good they are the 9th best in the world but in terms of track record the dont even come close.

  • FYI the logo you have chosen for the FSB is for the Federation of Small Business in the UK. They do lots of small business type stuff, but I'm not sure that it includes espionage, deception and counter-intelligence! But, you never know.

  • Where was ISI when Bangladesh was created?

  • No one has been able to infiltrate or bypass the no girls allowed club in my backyard, but that doesn't make us the best. What the hell has the ISI done other than pass CIA weapons on to the Haj?

  • @clkndggr stopped indo - pak wars and most importantly for cia help them create the 10,000 soldiers mujahideen they needed to fight soviets

  • THE CHEETAH LOOK OF MUSHARAF AND KIANI IS AWESOME....

  • Yes ISI is the best>>>>.

  • wow pakistan=isi all number one thats cool :)

  • Cough cough cough.. NSA enough said. and you guys are like O...wait a min... because the NSA=No such Agency.

  • Frankly speaking author has no idea about the subject. Example. Russian FSB is not intelligence service. FSB = Federal Security Service, which is counter intelligence, counter terrorism, state security agency. Russia has foreign intelligence service but if author doesnt know about it, let him stay in darkness of ignorance.

  • @HappyRoger123 ...Also Adam sandler doesn't work for the mossad...i think...

  • Автор мудак Альфа лучшие

  • 114 Dislikes From Indian Who are jealousing...:D

  • No doubt..ISI is no 1

  • RAW

  • The best intelligence will be the one that no one has ever heard of. so this rating is BS.

  • no 1. BIN (indonesia)

  • zohan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Though Iam Pakistani I would support Truth & It is ISI is not no.1, Instead it is not even capable of being in Top 20.. Dont you see conditions of Pakistan on News Channels ?.. How Pakistan Lost all the wars it fought with India ? This Rating is WRONG. 

  • @MohammadSAJAD6 YOU ARE NOT A PAKISTANI...YOU ARE AN ASS HOLE

  • @bilaljeans TRUTH IS BITTER.. BUT LEARN TO ACCEPT IT... IF STILL YOU ARE NOT SATISFIED THEN READ TRUE HISTORY OF 1971 WAR WHEN HALF PAKISTAN WAS CAPTURED BY INDIAN FORCES AND 90,000 TROOPS SURRENDERED TO INDIA.

  • 1. MI6 (look at james bond)

    2.CIA

    3. Mossad (they just killed that iran scientist)

    4.FSB

    5.every other Intel agency

  • 1.36 min / like : ))

  • 1) CIA

    Joint 2)SIS/MI6 & MOSSAD

    3) FSB

  • I.S.I OWNS!!!!!

  • the truth is isi is on top nd people gey dicks in their asses beliven dis so if u gusy dunt want jst fck off its prooved so no need of crying over it its not pakistan.declaring itself on top da world says it nd its in every vedio ....nd kashmiris happy blackXD days we r with u....

  • Looks interesting but it's not worth the ear damage, screaming is one thing, singing is another.

  • ISI couldnt even find tits in a strip joint.....When USA killed that fagit Usama ISI was asleep...when India FUCKED paki fucking stan in the latest war Mossad was aiding India with movements of Paki troops and they were fucked in the ass....hard....ISI is not that good...not compare to CIA,Mossad,MI6 or FSB

  • @dontiburon ha ha Usama was a fake operation its also held by ISI, Pakistan make america a superpower. if you dont agree fuck your self

  • lol isi is known to be one of the most corrupt organizations on earth

  • PAKISTAN ?? hahahahahahahah LoL

  • stupid stupid stupid

  • change the 1 to 5th place!

  • ISI IS THE WORLD BEST SECRET AGENGY WOWWWW

  • The #1 intelligence outfit is the CIA due to resources - but the outfit who's always got u by the balls Mossad

  • автор придурок русские рулят критин

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  • According to the American news agencies Pakistan has the best no 1 intelligence services in the world

  • isi is fool of army. Cia is best

  • @Rajeshraja11 no wonder if it is coming from an gandustani (Indian).lolz

  • FSB=FBI=Mi5 - counterintelligence

    SVR (and top secret GRU GSh MO)=CIA=Mi6 - intelligence

  • №1 GRU GSh MO Russia. About him stupid Yankees do not know anything.

  • Nobody has ever been able to infiltrate or bypass ISI

  • they just didnt find out about it... Pakistan is a third world country. they didnt even notice Bin Laden when he was right under their nose! this video is a joke

  • @slothy275 kid you never know... lol YOU will never know..

  • @slothy275

    Actually more than not noticing they probably placed him there from the beginning and managed to fool US intelligence for years claiming they were helping against al Qaeda...and the CIA didn't penetrate this secret behaviour nor ever had a real clue that things were like this.

  • the ISI are a butch of bitchs when we went in to pakistan and killed that bitch bin laden they didnt do shit the CIA would f*** them up

  • @gondal911 lol, ISI runs on US money.

  • @gondal911 taliban? lol 

  • proud to be pakistani pak army zinda bad.....

  • if any of them could recruit those guys throwing up on the background sound track it would improve their performance 100% . the stench would keep any spies at bay !

  • Правильнее будет в обратном порядке!!! ;-)) ФСБ свою компетентность уже давно доказала, Моссад тоже молодцы, а все остальное ГОВНО!!!

  • you mislead us i guess you mean worst agency

  • hey Romania is also very good look on wikipedia man!

  • @teodorusD too proud to admit that!

  • haha Mosad))) lol

  • The music, if one could call it music, is distracting to say the least.

  • The music is worse than the video, and that is saying something.

  • What was that at 1:09 an action man figure?

  • bas... aur kuchhh nahi.... now we will have ISI as the best in INtelligence Agency...!! Wow..!! Great..!! Great times i am living in...!!! (i think we are mad who think Mossad to be no.1)

  • asshole it was the regular armed forces that you showed in the clip. learn to differentiate between the intelligence agencies and the regular military.

  • 3.MI6

    2.CIA

    1.Mossad

    all the world know that

  • East Or West pakistan ISI and India RAW both are best

    If they combine with each other against of USA Lusifer USA

  • nasty music!

  • автор ты дебил

  • @kozanostra96 go to hell. who destroy swat-union?

  • @kozanostra96 я полностью одобряю=)) и Чак тоже

  • interestingly the video uploader wasn't able to show ISI"s original logo, which actually doesn't even exist :P ISI truely is the NO1 secret agency, trashed two superpowers, USSR and now USA :P

  • How can anyone judge or rate an Intelligence agency..they are confidential ..

    

  • how is cia only 3rd cia should be 1 or 2nd place

  • @jsskates The reason you ask? i wonder how many times it has failed or has been caught on camera, According to American officials the ISI has never been caught on camera...

  • @ftwpacman ISI is d only Intelligence Agency wid highest Track record ov Success . . . Even Best ov its time KSB could Counter ISI nd Protect Soviets intrests in cental Asia, Russia broke into Pieces bcz ov ISI, Its success in Achieving its goal without leading 2 a full scale invasion ov Pakistan by Soviets is a feat unmatched by any oder through out d Intelligence Agencies ov d World . . . It has highest num ov Agents through out whole world 10,000. It is Least funded agency in d list ov top 10

  • @ftwpacman Nd even if Usama ws there ?? DO u guys have any Proof ?? Pic r Video ?? Only photoshoped . . . even dead body ov Usama ??? Wen executing Sadam, Live video ws shown to all ov d World nd wen it came 2 Usama every thng ws kept in Dark, Y ?? bcz u Piece ov Sh*ts dnt have any proof if he ws killed dat night in Pakistan Nd even if he ws in Pakistan dn I m proud 2 say dat ISI ws supporting him nd ur sh*t intelligence agencies couldnt find him foh 10 years :P . . Suck my d*ck, Adios B*tches

  • @ftwpacman I have Few Things 2 tell u . . .

    1st ov all Im tired ov Repling u S*ck bast*rds who dnt knw Sh*t abt even there own History . . . Do sum Research . . . MI6 nd CIA have d Worst histories ov Intelligence . . . Recent 1 is Claim ov Iraq producing Mass Distruction Weapons . . , Thousands ov innocent people vr killed bcz ov u Bl**dy L**sers . . .

    2nd thng . . . U thnk Usama ws nt caught foh 10 years nd it ws failure ov ISI ?? If So how cum CIA fail regarding 9-11 ?? ( Continued )

  • you must be a fucking muk......isi , they shoulds be last # 120.

  • Mossad really its got to be the best because u have jewish ppl living in every country on earth even chinese jews this is their biggest advantage over every other intelligence agency in the world close second i would think Russia even usa uk are also close to the top too my opinion n i might be totally wrong of course

  • In all honesty you really cannot rank them. All countries have done stupid things... 9/11, having the worlds most wanted terrorist living two blocks away from your largest military academy, just to name a couple. What counts is that they all are trying to make everyone a bit safer at the end of the day.

  • us is #1. look how well they are geared up then look at its supposed leaders.

  • @soccergoalies12 its proven that ISI is number 1. just search up top 10 intelligence agencies in the world 2011 and you'll see on all sites having ISI as #1. i myself didnt believe it until i searched it up.

  • MOSAD the Best Zionist Service I love it.

  • This is you tube people not a museum of facts and figures...........people can upload what they think are facts ............who gives a fuck anyways

  • are u kiding me? ISI? what did they do?

  • hmmmmm Pakistan Sab sy agy Cha gaya pakistan World best contry Pakistan

  • ON WT BASES HV U RANKED THEM.....WHT WAS THE CRITERIA

  • no, these are the top 5

  • top 5? rubbish some of them should not even be on there

  • FSB is better than the ISI, author your ratings are inadequate.

  • MOST OF COMMON PEOPLE AROUND THE WORLD ARE UNAWARE OF ISI, DEAR IF YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT ISI, THAN TALK TO SOMEONE IN CIA , MOSSAD OR MI6, PAKISTANs SURVIVAL WAS IMPOSSIBLE WITHOUT EFFORTS OF ISI, ISI SIMPLY MEAN , MEN AT THEIR BEST, OSAMA WAS ALL HOAX , MOST PEOPLE IN AGENCIES KNOW ABOUT THAT DRAMA,

  • Love you Pakistan !!! Live Long

  • pakistan zindabad

  • 1:25 that is the most staged picture ever!!!

  • isi roks all hail isi

  • thanx ISI is the best

    pak army zindabad

  • FSB is not Intelligence agency. It is like FBI in the USA.

  • LONG LIVE PAKISTAN .ISI IS THE MOST POWERFULL AGENCY IN THE WHOLE WORLD

  • pakistan zinda abad..................

  • What for the little fool this video has created? He in general understands a difference between FSB and special troops?))) and for what merits Pakistan on the first place?

  • во упыри, причём тут фсб? для развития, разведкой у нас другие органы занимаются)

  • @zezema535

    Learn to read bro.

    I said the last comment-not your list.

  • @ftwpacman

    I agree, this guy and most others on here have no idea what they're talking about.

    Look at the most recent comment for best SF in the world-he lists them in the order they appear in the Call of Duty games lol

  • @JakeLWright

    i list them in the order they appear in call of duty? what order is that exactly? i didn't realise maroon berets, green berets, GROM, SASR, NZSAS, JTF-2, shayetet 13 etc were in call of duty.

  • ФСБ не разведка. Наверное, нашим зарубежным коллегам аббревиатуры СВР и ГРУ ничего не говорят? 

  • ISI are terrible... explain how bin laden could be living 5 mins from 10,000 soldiers if they had done their job properly, also MI6 is a branch of the british intel... you clearly have no idea what ur on about otherwise you would have wrote its proper name which is SIS

  • @ftwpacman

    MI6 is the Foreign intelligence branch, which is what this video is about, and it doesn't matter which name i used, they are the same thing, so i used the more widley known name, so viewers - mainly from other countries - had a clue who they were. you think i don't know it's the SIS?

    ISI are not terrible, the Bin Laden affair was an embarresment, and every agency has had a few of those, but the ISI's record speaks for itself, better than all the rest.

  • @ftwpacman what about cia? arent they most terrible? just one balme on isi doesnt make any difference, what has happened in america, isnt that enough for cia to get ashamed about?

  • @ftwpacman If you believe that the whole Bin Laden propaganda and the story of him getting killed by CIA in Abbotabad is true, you don't even have the right to speak about intelligence agencies. Trust me, you don't know shit. You have been fed crap by the corporate media your whole life. The government, corporations and their controlled media has got you by your balls. You are like their puppet. Lose the strings attached to you and only then will you understand what's really happening in here.

  • @IbrahimIsmail95

    so you think everything on the news is false? i pity you, i really do, you think the whole world is against you - wake up.

  • @zezema535 Not everything, the weather forecast often proves to be accurate. Thanks to the advancement in technology. :P You pity me? Haha! Thanks but I don't need it. I don't think the whole world is against me. Just a small bunch of corporate fuckers are against this whole world where people are being played and they don't know it. Even after knowing it, you still don't believe what's happening to you? God bless you then, mate. (:

  • @IbrahimIsmail95

    so what benefit would boadcasting false information give these 'corporate fuckers'? nothing more than if they showed, oh i don't know - the truth.

  • @zezema535 Showing false information and hiding the truth from the people regarding how badly these corporations are fucking up the 3rd world and how they manipulate the governments of 3rd world as well superpowers like US would prevent the people from waking up and taking action against these evil corporations.

  • @IbrahimIsmail95 if Bin Laden wasnt dead then why would Al Queda say hes dead?

  • @ftwpacman What is the evidence that Al Qaeda really accepted his death? Moreover what is the evidence that Al Qaeda really does exist? What if it is created by CIA. What if it is just a work of fiction? My theories maybe wrong but you have may not have any evidence to prove the authenticity of Al Qaeda's existence too.

  • @IbrahimIsmail95 your dumb -_-

  • @ftwpacman You're ignorant, have your mind filled with crap by media and are continuously being manipulated. Have fun being a puppet. :)

  • @IbrahimIsmail95 lmao i can clearly tell you suffer from chronic paranoia that the US gov control everything... im not even from the US lmao

  • @ftwpacman Us govt.? :S Dude, let me get this straight...Since the beginning I wasn't even saying a word that US govt. controls anything. They are fucking pussy puppets themselves. What I'm trying to say is that the mega corporations are running the world and the governments and manipulating them according to their needs and wants. Be it wars, political unrest, financial crisis, inflation or the media. Everything is in their hands. Believe it or not, your call.

  • @IbrahimIsmail95 if i was you i would go to therapy or something "/

  • @ftwpacman Okay, I had enough of being sweet. Go fuck yourself, I don't care what you believe. Go suck a cock.

  • @ftwpacman If ISI is terrible how comes CIA and MI6 failed to find him in 10 years? with unlimited funds and resources? why CIA failed to stop 911? think? ISI is bussy on many fronts. to guard western border, eastern border specially western border with Afghanistan, internal security of the country, keep an eye on India, Help CIA and other lot of alphabets and the list goes on. it was ISI who stopped the times square failed attempt.

  • @BlackRegment8 because he wasnt in the UK or USA... its hard to find someone in another country that wont even let you operate unristricted

  • @ftwpacman thats why they are called intel/spy agencies to find who what and where! its their job. ISI is not the only one who failed finding that lunatic. may be someone knew about him. who knows?

  • @ftwpacman, easy answer, how the hack US govt ( Super Power ) with all the tech didnt know where he was all these years?

  • @ftwpacman what if they were protecting him or turning their blind eyes due to whatever reason? spy agency business is always dirty ....ruthless and emotionaless..sadly...

  • @ftwpacman Uh research some shit before saying anything, as you may or may not know 9/11 was all bullshit

    second how do you even know if bin laden was real ?

    have you met him ?

    no ? thats what i thought

    and I'm pretty sure that if you the U.S Gov't was anymore competent than the Pakistani Gov't they would have been able to stop this crisis long before ...

    so please just shut the fuck and stop talking

  • @zain7789 im quite sure 9/11 was real... i sore it on tv u idiot. im sure the US government wouldnt kill 3,000 of its civilians and bin laden is real because there are pictures and videos of him even before he was a wanted terrorist when he offered to defend kwuait against saddam so i think you need to do research and get these conspiracy things out your head you idiot.

  • @ftwpacman  LOL ISI is horrible? CIA is horrible because they let planes fly into the trade centers just a couple miles away from CIA`S headquarters

  • @hustla4lyfe420 im not american and actually a plane hit the pentagon

  • @ftwpacman at the end of the day all these intel agencies work towards a common goal and that is pretty much to engineer wars and conflicts in a way to make money and instill fear. ISI and CIA have been working together since 1950`s sadd ass world.

  • @ftwpacman if u believe dat usa found bin ladan from Pakistan then show is his dead body not show me his fucking fake photo i wanna see his dead body 

  • @yasirm18

    i doubt he has it, but the US government do somewhere, he;s dead just accept it - his wives, his children, even al quaeda admit it

  • @zezema535 then show me hid dead body man if u accept it

  • @zezema535 show me his dead body after i ll accept it

  • @yasirm18

    sure, go swim to the bottom of the sea, and find his corpse

  • @ftwpacman The ISI isn't terrible, i'll tell you that, and who knows if he (Bin Laden) was even "hiding", he may have been "hidden". And yes, it has been proven the best, and you have to admit that.... Look it up and then reply -_-

  • Piss Drinkers... HAHAHAHA... What a beautiful term for.......... ;-)

    All Dislikes r from PISS DRINKERS... Biggest Losers ;-)

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  • I.S.I baby <3 ;)

  • well iam a pakistani and isi is on the top in ranking of intelligence agencies...thats true...but i dnt get one thing that country like pakistan where we have financial crisis corrupt politicians and many other problems how isi manages and get funds to run their orginization..unlike cia and other....this is great with such problems and a kind of goverment they have put themselves on the top...isi is the best and i hope they maintain their reputation in future and makes us proud on somthng .

  • @crules99 ISI is the lowest funded intelligence organisation and that's a fact,how it manages it cause of its own policy :),ISI is a separate organisation and is the only non corrupt institution with the exception of the Pakistan Armed Forces :),chill hay laalay :D

  • @ All loosers: Who ever oppose ISI should learn , ISI range its services from Bosnia to ARAb world, to afrika and america.. thats y amerikans are bend down on their knees in afganistan, everyone knows ISI do all the plannings and atack their convoys, becoz pakistanis know americans well.. Some white PIGS cant digest the reality of ISI, indeed i will say its the representation of MUSlim World

  • 1:33 LMFAO

  • @ushockey08 Zohan xD,the perfect image for the Mossad lol

  • Hate to sound like a Pro American Bias but I would definetally put the CIA first, there SAD unit was taking Taliban prisoners well before the 2001 attacks in Afghanistan, not to mention the Countless drone work being done by the Predators and Sateillites.

    And the Pakistani ISI is corrupt, They captured the doctor that told America about Bin-ladens hiding place and are now trialing him for "Treason" I'm suprised america doesnt take them out - Why do they even have a nuclear stockpile?

  • Look at the budget of each then decide who is the best it's all about how much you spend and how

  • 1 IS THE MOSSAD THE BEST ISRAELI INTELLIGENCE AGEMCY IN THE WORLD ITS TOP SECRET PAKISTAN HAHA VERY FUNNY NICE JOKE

  • ISI IS GREAT AND IAM PROUD OF IT

  • what the fuck is with music?

  • Grow up son. I am not a fan of Israel but even I know Mossad is the last bunch of bastards I'm gonna fuck with. ISI? If CIA didn't have hundred and something other nations to worry about as well they would smoke them in a minute. They are more concerned about their Mossad "friends" than their ISI AID JUNKIES. US Presidents dont suck Jewish Dick coz they love Kosher spunk.

  • @vdotme,HAHA if Mossad was soo smart than may be it could save its citizens in advance in 2008 mumbai attacks by so called ISI. If mossad is so smart than they could have succeded Indians in stoping the infiltration by freedom fighters from pakistan into kashmir,offfcourse backed by ISI.Even though Mossad is alaready in kashmir to help indian army with counter insurgencies but still failed . Mossad failed to let Pakistan have nuclear weopons , well Mossad is very good against poor arabs ;-)

  • @indiansrkoosays Mossad would not give up its agents/ sources for a few civilians. The Mumbai skirmish (and yes small timer that's all it was) was not worth anything more than the attempt at PR that it was. A few public rebukes and threats and before you know it ISI were jumping around shouting "nothing to do with us" and that's on record. The big boys don't brag about Mumbai style terrorist atrocities (even if they have a hand in planning them).They also don't deny them, they can handle it.

  • @indiansrkoosays PS if you believe ISI are number one it shows your 70 virgins fantasies are clouding your judgement. I suppose if the ladies wont pay you a glance in the real world, fantasies are worth the time you afford them.

  • pakistan fuck yeeeaaaaaa!!!!! lol very funy whot kind of intelegence do they gather ove there ?

  • @lkd344 lOL Mr. Funny ! I'll advise you to do some research studies about Afgha-Pak-Indo region with reference to history of wars , intelligence operations !

  • aww cant read comments....these cow piss drinkers do swear ya that they will never will never stop abusing pakistani peoples because of their mentality....

  • Zohan! I saw him! Very nice))))

  • ahhahah lol pakistan

  • this video is not accurate....................

  • how we now . it should be top secret

  • hahaha don't miss with zohan and veery much proud of our ISI long live pakistan

  • THE MOST STUPID VIDEO I HAVE EVER SEEN ON TUBE..THERE IS NO OFFICIAL RANKING OF INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES OF THE WORLD COZ AGENCIES NEVER DISCLOSE THEIR ACHIEVEMENTS AND FAILURES TO PUBLIC NOR THERE IS ANY OFFICIAL EVENT OR EXERCISE THAT IS HELD TO SEE WHICH AGENCY IS NO. 1...SO THERE IS NO SOLID DATA ON THE BASIS OF WHICH ONE CAN RANK AGENCIES OFFICIALLY..ONLY PERSONAL OPINIONS AND ASSUMPTIONS ARE THERE AND THEY VARY FROM PERSON TO PERSON..SO GROW UP GUYS..LOL

  • FSB?Intelegence?Dumb?

  • If they're the best...why can't they reduce at least the street bombings, detect suicide bombers in their own backyard?? I have seen a video clip here at youtube that guys in army dress killed 2 brothers with a huge crowd watching!! No wonder OBL has been living shoulder to shoulder with them for long six years in the considered West Point of that country....as the news said. Can someone clear my doubts please???

  • Pakistan zindabad.....

  • list by americans....ISI rockz

  • roflmao so many wrongs in 1 video

    the CIA should be first

    and in israeli mossad pics u actually put pictures of israeli army training, army and agency are really different dude

    Zohan made me laugh though lol

  • clearly you have no idea what intelligence officers do. they do not run around with guns and DPM's like the special forces or wear items of clothing saying who they are. Not unless they are complete imbeciles.

    The work of an intelligence officer is that of a quite, confined and controlled manner, analysis and dissemination of product to the correct departments allowing individual military and political leaders to operate in an intelligence lead fashion. British officers are'nt even armed.