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  • Lol this vidoe wthe?

  • why is the water brown

  • So how to be extremely cheap? 

  • this video has enlightened me i'm gonna throw highscool and no more dreams about fax and i am going to become a gay street rat yay

  • Just call this video How To Be A Homeless Bum Without A Pot To Piss In

  • Train to be a residential bldg superintendent. You get the apt. for free. (but you have to put up with the pesky tenants)

  • If you live on nothing than your dreaming this video. Living on nothing means no computer or phone.

  • @wellgabriel2 there are computers in public libraries, you know. and that's where i usually see bums.

  • How do you sleep on a bench, but have a macbook? XD

  • tapwater makes u healthier? biggest load of shit ever especially for men... tapwater is full of estrogen which will give u tits.... literally give u tits....... and its pumped full of chemicals for our "health" like flourine which just murders brain cells in ur head..... go buy a reverse osmosis filter if u wanna be a real man and not be an estrogen container with a dick... in 1940 average sperm count in males 113mil.... in the yr 2000? 50mil and the birth control pill is completely to blame

  • @figgywurmack my college chemistry teacher says that bottled water is the water with estrogen, because its the plastic that it comes from

  • @JesseCanSk8 thats partially true because some does come off the plastic but the water had estrogen in it before it went in the bottle... when women take the pill the estrogen leaves their body unchanged and ends up in the water all water that isnt filtered frm taps bottles anything.... if u fill a plastic bottle with filtered water u dont have to worry bout the estrogen comin off the bottle cuz its such a small amount but the longer its in the bottle the more it will have

  • Next you'll tell us that 9/11 was an inside job.

  • @Jinxerz010792 maybe not planned on the inside but people on the inside in very high positions knew what was happening and did nothin.... IMO of course

  • But... how can the people who could actually use this info see the video? When you have nothing, or very little, I'm pretty sure you wouldn't have a computer or phone to see this on...

  • If you buy clothes in a thrift shop, you might get bed bugs. Second no one will let a homeless scraggy looking person to house sit their valuables. You will probably get arrested for that stolen Mac book. This video is a nightmare.

  • Is this a parody?

  • Chomp potatoe. Still in perfect condition.

  • Tap water in london will obliterate your giblets....DON'T DO IT!

  • Live on nothing ? hmmm ... Then how are we suposed to watch this .

  • Step 1 - Steal a mac book

  • HOW COULD YOU LOOK ONLINE IF YOU HAVE NOTHING -_-

  • Step 1... ITS NOT POSSIBLE And Look At The Likes 666 likes

  • I thought it meant.. live on nothing, in a food way :/

  • Hey!I thought his the guy that beg for money in the video 'How To Sucessfully beg for money'How he has a macbook?!

  • 1:05

    since when is tap water yellow?

  • @OtakuGemma its the glass making it look yellow

  • my moms about to kick me out ( im 16) and this helped a little thanks howcast

  • You can also get assistance with immediate food from a local food bank.

    Also check out these videos on GreatDeals1000 :

    Coupons for discounts

    Drink water, Save Money

    Don't Hoard Coupons

  • LMAO @ top comments!

  • Ha!!

  • This is really stupid. "most millionaires live below their means" Of course they do! Only a idiot would spend millions of dollars everyday just because he/she has that opportunity.

  • @LeonidasSthlm they get everything free anyway couse ppl suck up to them where ever they go :)

  • I don't think anybody understands the irony in this video. The humor in it is that he is implicitly homeless, so having a Macbook is beyond his means. Nobody has a sense of humor on the Internet.

  • @TheKaskae then dont say to look online for cheap stuff on the fucking video you stupid cocksucking clown

  • @Bailboy101 (Thank you for proving my comment to be accurate.)

  • @Bailboy101 he didnt either idiot

  • @TheKaskae Or intelligence. Or a job.

  • @TheKaskae You can have an excellent computer and still live below your means. I do. It's a matter of priorities. To me, access to information, quickly, is more important than new clothing, junkfood, or driving. The computer is better value for your money. It's an educational tool. Investment in yourself is the best investment you can make.

  • @hannahunney I 100% agree with this. My laptop is one of my main sources of communication and entertainment. I can live without cable, dvd's, Netflix, etc... when I have my laptop on me. So long as you're smart with what you go without, especially with junk food and binge spending, you can easily afford a good computer and not have to worry about breaking your minimalistic lifestyle.

  • @TheKaskae I am homeless (but have been taken in by others) and have a Mac. The cost of a mac is so little compared to the cost of housing its useless to get rid of it and as a comp sci student it's important to have a computer anyway.

  • a mac is nothing...

  • dude looks like a jew

  • I meant "he has" LOL ^^

  • the situation haz no money

  • Nothing?! He has that fucking MACBOOK

  • and so now apple products suck so bad they r considered nothing

  • why am i watching this?

  • All of this was applicable before the government introduced property tax (AKA, paying rent to the government to live on the land you already fully payed for- ergo, you are not the real owner) and breathing insurance (AKA, Obamacare). You can't afford to stop moving in this country anymore, if you want to move at all. If you don't want to make anything of your life, or change the world, however, you can get on welfare. You just have to promise not to be productive.

  • Why has this gotten so many thumbs up!? It's absolutly worthless.

  • This was the dumbest video ever, obviously if you're poor you can afford to visit a thrift store, and they aren't that cheap to begin with (I'm a thrifter). This was made by someone who has no idea of what its like to live on a budget. I disliked this video.

  • You guys do know this is being ironic, right?

  • this is the same guy from how to beg

  • Am i the only one noticing that HowCast is a ironic parody to expertvillage?

  • @adri50q

    I notice it too. But, its not entirely ironic. I mean their giving real advice.

  • I'm POOR!!!! -pulls out laptop- well might as well look for a house!

    WTF?!?!

  • I want that top hat

  • they should include every place in the world with these tips. some places dont have clean tap water, warm weather to walk or bike to work, and get rid of the coffee cup. You waste more money buying your coffee out. Personally, if I am saving money everywhere, I am defintly not going to buy second hand clothing when the clearnence prices for new clothing or off season clothing is cheaper for new.......

  • How to be a Hipster

  • Yes, we all see his fancy Macbook. Commenters, my dears, there is no longer a need to remind us of it. It is unoriginal and makes you looks like asses.

  • tap water is not healthy, who are they kidding with this vid?

  • @aleiakay Tap Water is healthy, it's even healthier then bottled water. We are just buying what's free. Bottles water has damaging minerals that can cause gum diseases. So next time, drink the healthy and free thing, TAP WATER! ^.^

  • @123MrWonder tap water is full of stuff that is not healthy at all, our city even sends out letters telling us that if we have a low immune system to NOT drink the water but its ok for other household uses, sometimes the water is so bad they have to put in extra chlorine/bleach to kill what is in the water - the smell is so strong i can smell the bleachy smell just turning on the faucet, i filter all water i consume i'd rather be safe than sorry.

  • @aleiakay It depends on the place you live. If you live near the sea, or in a Nordic climate area, it is more likely that you have access to clean tap water. Ghetto shitholes in the middle of the U.S. are the opposite.

  • @tauwilltriumph well its not the ghetto here , this is east texas, many lakes and rivers here but in the cities or small towns the water doesn't come from natural sources like my parents have well water from their own property, but town water is from who knows where going through city treatment plants - etc... i used to drink it untill i got one of those letters about it not being safe for low immune systems, now i don't get as sick as i used to do :)

  • @aleiakay I didn't mean to imply you were living in a ghetto, I just wanted to present both extremes - perfect water and horrible water.

  • @tauwilltriumph no problem :) i didn't take it that way at all, was just explaining a bit about how the water is here, i even filter the water i put in my fish tank so i don't have to add more chemicals to keep tap water from killing my fish :) , i'd rather buy filters and feel a bit safer about the water, and now days with all the chemicals everywhere i don't think we could call water from the earth safe either anymore, everything is just so messed up :(

  • Is this video mislabeled? I'm pretty sure this is how to be hipster... Just sayin'...

  • You will need

    very little

  • Oh oh I am sorry. What was that? Get "RID" of your car!?!??!!?!?!?! Wow.... What if you own a Lamborghini?

  • if he is living on practically nothing and he have a better laptop than mine, then WTF am I living on ??? :O

  • in otherwards how to be a jew

  • Tap water isn't healthy... 

  • @monnkey12 ....really... REALLY?! -_- go away. forever.

  • @monnkey12 oh wait... your trolling lol dangit, i was fooled.

  • This was in my recommended list. :(

  • Live on nothing.

    15 seconds into the video.

    He's in possession of a laptop, coffee and clothes.

  • Um,in my recommend list? Why this video is?

  • I love how he sleeps on a bench, and yet he can afford an imac.

    explain the logic in that.

  • Live on nothing? He has a Mac computer! xD

  • the fact that we need a vid like this is amazing-(most people including myself are way ahead of you out of nessecity, not learned threw this vid.

    P.s. "Tap Water" is safer huh? led, flouride, radon basicly everything Big pharma , big chema, minus the basic-virus, protozoia, amiba-bacteria(that will strengthen due to over use of antibiotics) all the other chems are just dandy!!!

  • fridge cheat to save money on the bill if ur fridge is empty fill it with gallons of water it will take less elec to keep it cool !!! u learn something new every day here :)

  • shiiaat , where to find very little?

  • hey! he stole the clothes to the sign man!

  • Live on nothing? HE HAVE A FUCKING MACBOOK! 

  • @Majamuuu he "HAS"

  • @Majamuuu When people say that it is pretty silly. I mean how else are you going to search for a job or a second job without a computer. Pretty much everything is done on computers now. This would be like saying fifty years ago, hey you are poor why do you have a phone.

  • @Majamuuu He could be borrowing a friend or family member's (or family friend's) computer.

  • @Majamuuu hE GOt thE MAcBOOk at a second hand store. HOWEVER he could have gotten it from a sister who was upgrading and wanted him off of her sofa... ya know what i mean...?

  • @Majamuuu "How To Live on PRACTICALLY Nothing."

  • @Majamuuu he HAS lol nevermind i was bored

  • @Majamuuu Hipsters.

  • AS HE LOOKS SHIT UP IN HIS "MAC BOOK"

  • also grow food via hydroponics horticulture or good old conventional gardening. many foods u can grow indoors.

    invest in solar panels if the climate's right (no more electric bills if u do it right) or other renewable means if possible e.g. hydro if ur near a strong water current. alternatively, heat urself the old-fashioned way by finding firewood. also, some markets will exchange their left-over food for ur help in cleaning&tidying when the market closes. also buy flour&rice- sustain& r cheap

  • so i can be rich by eating a potatoe :D

  • so im so poor that i ant find a home but i can get a laptop out of my ass?

    ill just keep pulling and sellling....

  • Do all that still poor as fuck... + mandatory xmass gifts shopping + I'm a University student *raw potatoes aren't that bad with salt why such a big deal*

  • 0:19 How the fuck he got a macbook AND A STARBUCKS COFFE??

  • yeah because when im poor im gonna have a macbook pro $2000 laptop with me . -.-

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  • how to be a hobo O_O

  • Because To Howcast Owning A Laptop Is 'Practically Nothing'

  • The video was cool! I have a video on how I get free baby stuff for my kids since I am a stay at home mom. I think that many people don't know that there are little programs out there that can get you free stuff.

  • The problem with not having a car, is most jobs will not hire you if they are aware your'e carless. At least here in Michigan. Theyd rather you drive a dangerous car, without insurance. If you ride a bike everywhere your'e deemed a "loser". Even if you have a job and live responsibly.  Never mind you'll look better naked than most of your peers from all the exercise. Oh well, no one ever said American suberbs were known to be particularly bright..

  • What to do if you have barely any money and want a better life:

    Step one: Get a MacBook pro with the 2000$ you have

    Step 2: you're broke. But at least you can show off with your new Mac!!!

  • Step 1. Die

    Step 2. Go to heaven

    Step 3. .....live?

  • no money + in 1 month 1000000000000000000$

  • boooooooooooooooooooooooooorin­g

    

  • great tips! By doing this I'll be earning my first millon in...well probably not in the near future.

  • this should be titled how to be a hipster

  • :-)) "search online" yup... I'll do that : you give me a pc , internet connection and maybe...

  • 0:25 ummm, im not gonna let someone like you take care of my house.

  • @sunspot82 no.

  • .....He has coffee and a lap top with internet access.

    He's living in luxury!

    D:

  • I love how that dude was covering himself with newspapers and next second using a $1000 macbook :)

  • 0:23.....???

    CRAZY!

  • step 1: go to mother's house

    step 2: "mom can i stay here a while? thanks, i'll just take my old room"

  • this makes no sense

  • Where can i find "Very little" ?

  • hehehe...thats funny...I love the comments...Mac Book Pro nice commercial except the tap water part...you wanna save money? everyone get over to dropopp(.)com and help the community reduce prices on the expensive items that we love but have a hard time affording...this month is a $50 food giveaway from Kroger...check it out

  • good luck getting laid with no car

  • Step 4 is bullshit. Tap water has chlorine and fluoride in it, as well as some other chemicals that are ILLEGAL to be in tap water over in Europe.

  • @BowserKod Chlorine and flourine are actually micro elements which the body needs. They are also in toothpaste, so should we use chewing sticks instead of toothpastes too? I drink tap water and its been years since I last fell ill/sick.

  • 0:54 "Like beans" *fart*

  • yea this guy lives alone,,,I HAVE A FAMILY!!!

  • Maybe if he didn't buy a mac he would have money

  • Thats how shes poor 0:17

  • Step 1: Live in an Shelter

  • I drink only Figi... I don't think tap is healthier.....

  • Ok that didn't help at all...

  • @lazerbeamcheck Wi-fi Cloud.

  • very little? not my pants either?

  • since when is drinking tap water healthy?!

  • @ValeriaVillasana Since when is drink tap water so bad? Especially when filtered? -_-

  • @TheLostMyBrain I didn't see no filter in the video but I guess filters r ok, sorry... :(

  • @ValeriaVillasana lol it's ok :)

  • You will need...VERY LITTLE WTF

  • My dad has that laptop:D

  • o dang, i no have very little

  • you will need

    very little

    optional

    money

    mac

  • 0:44... did he just eat a raw potato? ..oh well. haters gon hate, potatoes gon potate.

  • @heymynamesbeth have you ever tried it? it is really good!!! and if you put salt its even better! :D

  • @heymynamesbeth Die potato -potato- nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

  • @heymynamesbeth can tomatoes tomate?

  • @heymynamesbeth I hate that phrase but I'm gonna +1 because of the potatoe bit.

  • @heymynamesbeth Raw potato is a health fix for many digestive ailments and had even help cancer patients.

  • How Cast my resource for good laughs about how stupid people are.

  • LOL...umm, maybe this would have been more believable if he wasn't using a Macbook. Get rid of my car? Not gonna happen. I'm not even close to a bus-line.

  • I'm not into saving money or living cheap. I prefer to make a ton of money and waste it on frivolous things like electronic gadgets, fast cars, fast women and alcohol.

  • I have a Mac ^.^

  • And thats how bill gates got is money

  • Everybody knows to save Money

  • I dont have to drink tap water any more. I got a free brita pitcher and filter at Walgreens last week. I wonder if I can afford the filters? Yes, I can. I signed up for a reminder every 2 months; they send me a coupon to help with the cost.

  • How to make and save money!

    /watch?v=zrePdQmwDyw

  • ooooh Millionaires are such great examples. They can afford to live below their means, du-uh.

  • Great except the bit about tap water. Flouride turns us into docile sheep. Look it up. :)

  • How to Live on Nothing

    You will need :

    a Box

    Step 1 : Try to Make the box as your home

    Step 2: Eat samples around the shops to make you full

    Step Three : Repeat step 2 (Many times as possible)

  • @MaplestoryBabyFan Laminated ones would be like mansion equivalents.

  • @Idonagrim "tap"

  • cool

    

  • Y cause EVERYBODY has mac

  • tab water in the u.s. = brainwashing fluid, lots of floride (was used in concentration camps to calm prisoners down), lots of chlorine + estrogen + probably some lead

  • Get rid of your car? The girlfriend will get rid of you when she finds out! lol

  • it's tap water not Tab water

  • isnt tap water bad?

  • Sure, so I'll live with nothing, but I'll have a 2000 dollar Macbook, apparently. Thanks, howcast!

  • @vancouverGamr MacBook pros dont costs 2000. At least, mine didnt.

  • @kalijasin It does. A 17 inch Macbook Pro starts at $2499.

  • @vancouverGamr That's a 15" in this video. Those start at $1,799.00. This is a 5 year old refurbished laptop anyways.

  • @vancouverGamr it does :O then how come i paid less then that for mine?

  • @jizzypuff Prices change.

  • @vancouverGamr The one in this video is like a 5 year old model anyways. Isn't that part of living frugally -- making stuff last longer???

  • Step 1: kill a guy

    step 2: get caught

    step 3: The cops will now take care of you

  • Ok you people are missing the point........it's about how to live on practically nothing.  The title does state he is homeless or poor. It's how to live on practically nothing. The macbook is not relevant.