The Chronicles of Chris-chan: Little Pig Blanket Kacey Kidnapped! [11/3/09]

[dimebaggery]

No lives lost.

[AgentStark427]

EW!!!

[SESdisciple]

4 (Non-straight) Lovebirds disliked this video.

[TheBlackYousa]

Mario has NOTHING on this shit.

[AriesGoddess93]

"Enjoy each other's company you (straight) lovebirds"

Good lord, in Chris's world, even the fucking candles are homophobic

What would it say if it was a gay couple?

I don't know how I lasted that long without laughing but I did.

[TwinUzis]

@AriesGoddess93

I played this level. I posted a sticker of me kissing my male friend on the chick and uploaded the picture.

He removed it, haha.

[AriesGoddess93]

@TwinUzis Haha win!

[SuperSalad88]

Ha! Kacey burned her ass on the (homophobic) candle!

[TheGrungeGamer]

This makes me see why I will NOT option on buying a PS3 than I would a Wii-U.

Oh shit. I just said what I'm gonna get. Now I won't buy it, because you'll want to join me wherever I'm at. *shudders in fear*

*rethinks that possibility* That's okay. If ever I am your friend. I'll fuck up whatever game I'm in, so you'll have nothing but shit throughout the game. I won't do that to my friends, but considering it's you...yeah, I'm gonna defy you & wreck your games. Haha ^w^

btw, you suck at life.

[GayForBridget]

Ive always wondered why Chris has used little big planet to act out his fantasies with women instead of maybe something more realistic like The Sims

[feh2]

4:00 I lol'd. 

[444Tazer]

I was OK with it for the first minute, it was when Kasey's in-game family started talking about how awesome Ian is, I lost it. This wasn't a romantic gesture, Ian was just trying to look cool for Kasey and himself.

[DrTheKay]

awww

[TheMolt1]

Under normal pretences, I think this would be really sweet to give to a girl. Especially if you both loved videogames.

[IHeartBrattyPets1212]

If I had LBP2, I would totally play this level with my girlfriend just to piss a metaphorical Chris off. :D

[TwinUzis]

@IHeartBrattyPets1212

I have played this level. I uploaded a screenshot of me kissing my male friend on the cheek and pasted it to the wall on his level.

[IHeartBrattyPets1212]

@TwinUzis Nice. *virtual highfive*

[Colddirector]

Wow, I can just imagine Ian sitting there trying to control both sackboys at once having intensely delusional fantasies about all the china this video will supposedly get him.

[BloodiestMargie]

This is the greatest modern art in the history of our sport.  I won't sleep a wink tonight.

[HillDueceua]

my god his logic is the worst!!!!

[Carnage1235]

What pissed me off the most is how he says the only redeeming quality of gay people was Stephen Fry, and the only reason he picked Fry was because he was the narrator of this fucking game.

That's STEPHEN FRY he's talking about there people.

[DrButler]

Stephen Fry is gay. Stephen Fry is gay. Stephen Fry is gay. Stephen Fry is gay. Stephen Fry is gay. Stephen Fry is gay. Stephen Fry is gay. Stephen Fry is gay. Stephen Fry is gay. Stephen Fry is gay. Stephen Fry is gay. Stephen Fry is gay. Stephen Fry is gay. Stephen Fry is gay. Stephen Fry is gay. Stephen Fry is gay. Stephen Fry is gay. Stephen Fry is gay. Stephen Fry is gay. Stephen Fry is gay.

[IAmOnLand]

What am I watching?

[videogamenostalgia]

I would love to meet him online in LittleBigPlanet, go back to his pod and fuck it up by sticking loads of photos of dicks all over it...

[TAXEXEMPTION]

it's talking merry, the box is talking.

[PrancingCornmuffins]

"you (strait) couples." wow.

[SlasherCheetah]

Its intended for straight couples? Why can't homos climb shit or push swings?

[619stanley]

its so obvious that half the shit in his levels are other peoples' creations

[elshotaru]

Ian will never find a good girlfriend, because he could never find a girl that loves him as much as he does himself. Maybe he should just marry his hand instead.

[TheDudeYouHateToMeet]

what lively dinner conversation, you [straight] lovebirds!

[CheeseYoshi]

For a minute I thought the date level was gonna end with them having sex.

[TheDudeYouHateToMeet]

@CheeseYoshi if you could show sex in little big planet, i bet he would have put it in there

[Carnage1235]

Why did Chris make a Sackboy of Coppercab?

[SoopySnoopy]

chris gotta exercize sometimes what is he 400 pounds now?

[ZetsubouJohnny]

@SoopySnoopy didn't you see his pushup vid? thats his work out for the decade, what do you expect from him?

[desicasyndicat]

WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING.

[SonichuFan4Ever]

Did Ian make this, or someone else?

[EdTheHedgehog1894]

IBA did it.

[EdTheHedgehog1894]

But then again, he could've stolen this from the TRUE and ORIGINAL Chris-Chan. Given how CWC is portrayed in this level, I'd say Liquid originally made it only to have it stolen from Ian himself at the last minute.

[CelGamer]

Why does he continue believing trolls so easily? Is he just THAT sad?

[Syzydeh]

most suitable for (STRAIGHT) couples

[MikauTheFlower]

I like how Ian has to be the one who plays both players. It makes me laugh.

[bealtespip123]

Yeah,isn't it odd how he owns more than one controller? Just who the hell is he gonna play with? Officer Nasty?

[ZetaNeubourn]

Well, it can't be Liquid... he doesn't have a reason for a second controller.

[Isaac1st]

What the hell is this shit?

[MikuMech]

This must have been what the guy was forced to watch in A Clockwork Orange.

[sagia2]

wait, which chris is this? ian or liquid?

[JustChrisLTD]

It's not Liquid chris, but the Solid one. But I think Solidus Chris beats them both

[bissonnettekoff]

Isn't someone going to stop Ian from making these horrendous videos? What happened to the good old days when his e-girlfriends would make him do fucked up shit on camera?

[Caydiem]

The fuck is this shit?

[letdowner]

I tend to get really lost with this if I don't watch each update. Seriously, I have no idea what is going on here. I prefer the feats of strength type videos, ie; pushups, lifting things, growling angrily. Or confrontations between Chris and his dad. Those are awesome.

[Rautakello]

I hope Liquid makes his counter attack soon.

[Shadoboy]

He did the best counterattack: he married Kacey.

[teath123]

This isn't at all creepy..

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[10191927]

God, this level design is horrendous. Never let Chris into a game studio.

[crazyTradio1]

what do you think nintendo and sega have been doing?

politley declining his retard rage?

they have a ban on the retard for all the email spamming

[BlueKnightNight]

3:22 - 3:25 Looks like if Chris is raping, which I assume to be, Kacey.

[picarisms]

its like they remade the movie The Cell and they used chris's mind instead.

[RowdyRodimus]

I apologize for removing the last comment. I was under the impression at first that this was IAN's handiwork, then I realized that it didn't include enough fail to be his.

[XxraebodepxX]

I could totally be wrong, but I think Chris was freaking lazy and repurposed an Ivy Little Big Planet level (that because of Rocky, we didn't see) for the part after saving Kacey. The orange hair, the mention of Valentine's (February). Crap, the whole thing could be an Ivy thing and he just put in "Kacey" in the text. It's not like his antagonists have changed.

It just seems like an Ian thing to do.

[cheeselovingtree]

That's a keen eye you got there. you're right. Also notice how one of kacey's parents is clearly officer keino or whatever he was called.

[xoxtwilightexox]

You're totally right. I was wondering why he mentioned valentine's day, but I didn't put much thought into it because, come on, its Chris Chan...

wow, that's pretty low, even for chris

[aztec005]

so damn weak

[LtheOriginal]

Ian is the reason why the economy is shit in this day and age.

[zombieslapper]

6:28

(straight) lovebirds

ugh

[beardedwolf]

"straight" lovebirds

^ fixed

[shimsham35]

this is pretty messed up i sense crazed gunman in Chris's future at least we can hope it turns out that way it's much more fun than just an hero.

[ChevalierAguila]

Chris wouldn't know what to do with a gun. He will probably just shoot himself in the pinky and then cry.

[scorptatious]

Must be lonely playing a two player game by yourself.

[M3646]

Has he got Zorba's in an Italian setting?

Fuck me.

[myez]

I was really hoping he gave up on this Little Big Planet crap.

[goatmagnum]

2:20

MAH BOIIII

[SonichuCardCenter]

Chris's ego. The size of a whale.

[goatmagnum]

"Chris. The size of a while."

fix'd

[AngryAnon]

"enjoy eachothers company, you (straight) lovebirds"

I lol'd

[picarisms]

I can't stand chris's self aggrandizing nature. It is going to be an interesting outcome when this new hookup of his goes south.

[nowais]

saddest thing is Chris had to play 2 player by himself to make this

[orly444]

Little world.

Gigantic douchebag.

[BenFranklinsClone]

Where are the glade plug-ins Ian? I think you forgot them.

[JLSTHERAT]

does any one knoe the CWC channel in you tube?

[BenFranklinsClone]

Note that Ian's account name is ChristianWChandler.

And that the movie is about saving Kacey from Christian W Chandler?

Liquid Chris made this.

[ZeldaDD]

That's what I thought. People in this YouTube comments section are confusing the hell out of me. :p Liquid is the one saving Kacey, not the other way around.

[HardToWatchReviews]

All right. I give in.

WHO THE FUCK IS KACEY !!!??

[Joroshira]

Kacey is a female troll in the disguise of a girl accepting to be CWC's heartsweet to be a TRUE and HONEST girlfriend. CWC met her on the internet, but CWC's inside ppl told him trolls like fake CWCs and Clyde was hurting her, and made several videos telling them to 'back the fuck off.'

In this video he re-enacts a simulation of Kacey needing to be rescued on LBP.

tl;dr, Chris' new fake gal-pal

[HardToWatchReviews]

I see !

So she has no youtube account and keeps her identity hidden, I'm guessing.

[CthulhuCallsForMe]

She has one. MidnightKissables or some shit like that.

[HardToWatchReviews]

Holy shit, thank you !

[CthulhuCallsForMe]

You're quite welcome sir.

[drknyght]

what the fuck is this shit?

[MousyAnnie]

The scene where he kills Chris is rich in symbolism. You see that liquid that comes out of Ian and covers Liquid. It's symbolic for his semen. He wants to drown Chris in his cum.

[Bloodfont89]

then lick it off him so he can recycle.

[thesideshowman212]

That's not subtle enough to be symbolism. You are right about it spraying his cum on the REAL and HONEST Christian. Which only goes to show that Ian is homosexual. And a terrorist.

[Sokolov9]

wat

[Garlannd]

So Horrible

[Shmuklidooha]

I'm not a girl, and even I would find this to be utterly creepy if someone did it to me.

[LinkonaTrain]

"Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler"

I think he's finally accepted his identity as ,Ian, the slanderous, girlfriend stealing troll.

[MaximTrigger]

Anyone else think this looks more like Chris rescuing Kacey from Ian?

[posthumanfetus]

Absolutely. Maybe he doesn't even know what he looks like, or secretly wishes he was Liquid Chris.