The irony of this is that those "anti-drug" musicians ended up becoming huge drug addicted fuck-ups or already were back then and just hid it from the public.
Truth. I remember hammer dancin in that kfc commercial,, threw up 1 of those poppers they were advertising & caught it in his mouth like a piece of shit. Fuck. I didnt wanna get into detail.. So what!
@Weakandlame Hmm... yeah... overrated. He went too far and didn't make me laugh enough to make up for it. It's less of a guilty pleasure and more of just guilty.
I here apologize to every one ,after a year of watching Bills clips and videos , i see that he is an amazing talent and comedian.
my former statement was based on couple clips ,and i was not impressed (and was being asshole :) ) ,but man ,he can speak some heavy truth ,in his special way.
@xx64984 You know, you can go back and DELETE any of your comments you're ashamed of. Just click on the arrow and find the "remove" option. No, you can't do it to anyone else's posts, and yes, you're NOT the only person who never noticed this before. - 1b2s
I watched this a fucking million times and I laugh my ass off every time, but the most important thing is that Bill is still right. Bill Hicks was, obviously, an amazing performer, there was no secret for him about dealing with a stage, he was a master of the rythm, the dynamics, the content, the improvisation and basically every fucking aspect of live performing, he was the Laurence Olivier, the Billy Wilder, the Niccolo Paganini (etc...) of his profession. Its FUCKING FACT mate, get over it.
God... Give me George Carlin any day. Maybe this would be funnier, if my ears weren't being assaulted by all the stupid noises he's making. Bill Hicks has a few funny clips, but... this isn't one of 'em. It's just annoying.
@HeyArnoldsspleen Oh, hey! That's really funny! Taking someone else's words, and applying them to a loosely-related dissenter! Wow, you're a really intelligent, witty fellow! I can tell from your capitalization and artful use of periods and proper placement of commas! Jesus, you should be teaching Advanced Physics, bro.
@OnlyTy91 Bill Hicks put the importance of his message before getting laughs. If you think about being a comedian, it would take a lot of balls to stand up there with huge gaps between punchlines, but he did it constantly. He was more like Lenny Bruce than George Carlin. I find him more engaging than Carlin, but with fewer laughs.
@scientheism Bill Hicks would not have supported Alex Jones. They are nothing alike. Alex completely misses the point. Alex encourages fear rather than understanding. He even said in the Jesse Ventura interview that fear is a good thing. But Bill actually understood that fear is a meaningless feeling that we all need to rid ourselves of. Fear enables us to be manipulated. And if Alex really was the enemy of the "evil doers", then he wouldn't have been invited on shows like The View or Fox News.
@scientheism cheers for the information and i see what you mean but michael moore dd expose americans to their health care and where it stood compared to the rest of the world so he has given somethink back to the people.
Oh yeah....like people have a choice when they are working these mediocre jobs. What's their choice? Do illegal shit for cash and get a criminal record and really be fucked as far as income choice? Being as sellout is a person who has absolutely no moral standards and cares only about money and corporate sponsors. And of course we all like to earn, but my master is the Lord above, not a currency system. And it's "accept", not "except."
Its easy to modernize this clip: just put "Justin Bieber" and "Miley Cyrus" in place of "Vanilla Ice" and "MC Hammer", and "American Idol" in place of "American Gladiator". Try it! :-D
@ShantyIrishman More like Ke$ha. Hate Justin Bieber's bubblegum teenybop bullshit all you want he can actually sing. There are other acts out there that are complete corporate shit like Black Eyed Peas.
Lawl, my two favorite bands are Kraftwerk and King Crimson. Both have been of founder of gernes and both are apposed to drug use. My favorite Bowie album (Low) was made when stop taking drugs. Drugs cannot replace pure creativity.
@InvaderAlex22 saying Drugs cannot replace creativity is like saying music cannot replace love
both statements are obvious and true but that doesn't make Drugs or music bad or any less appealing
i respect that your two favorite band don't do drugs. that's their choice but if i met em and they tell me not to do drugs i will tell em to go F themselves because what i do is none of their damn business or anyone's as a matter of fact
and one thing u must get is not all drugs are the same
I am not saying that Drugs are bad at all. Alot of great artists have used drugs to their benefit. I just thought it was funny that my favorite bands are complete opposites of what Hicks described. Kraftwerk was one of the founders of modern electronic music and King Crimson is consider to be the founder of Progressive rock.
Fair enough and for sorry for the misunderstanding i was just letting some frustration out. this "anti-drugs" thing that's based on prejudice and lack of knowledge due to misreporting and misconceptions get me at times .i just think that these musicians and public figures should not stick their nose in what is none of their business .
Fair enough and sorry for the misunderstanding i was just letting some frustration out. this "anti-drugs" thing that's based on prejudice , lack of knowledge due to misreporting and misconceptions get me at times .
I just think that these public figures should not stick their nose in what is none of their business.
Oh and my favorite bands are Led Zeppelin, The Hendrix Experience , Pink Floyd , and The stones and they all did a shit load of drugs at their time
i am not saying that they were great cause of the drugs but it surely didn't stop them
you may not find the use of LSD or weed to be good for you and that's your choice
But there are thousands if not millions who will tell you that drugs helped them expand their horizons,freed their minds for them to be creative that's their choice
@thornINyourSIDE79 Give me your address right now. im coming to suck those balls. i got money for the plane tickets. no joke. im gonna stand right at your front door and smile and tell you to drop your pants.... well..... your address?....
@thornINyourSIDE79 Well, we see that you have no morals then. The dollar bill is your master, so bend over, twitch that fetid little brown eye of yours, and take in Satan's 18 inches of scaly, puss filled, wormy, cock!!!
MMMM...Satan's cock...I'd gargle it in a minute if it brought Fame ,Money and Power, even if it only lasted for a week...it's better then going to church and working a 9 to 5....." I Liiiiiiiiiike Money"
Bill was taken in 1994 (1+9+9+4=23) at the age of 32. This symbolic display of broken symmetry is evidence of an illuminati plot to rob the world of its true leaders and silence the voices of those who show us the true path.......
@oosakinana yeah, i guess some people just love crappy music and will defend it to no end. i find the majority of people who find Hicks overrated are just offended by his point of view. makes me chuckle!
Every word this man ever said was the truth. He was also a better Christian than all of those who chose to criticise him. Truth, justice, love, faith, ring any bells?
This might be my favorite Hicks clip. Imagine what he would say about the music industry nowadays. Good thing he died before this shitty generation...
"I think something can be arranged...SUCK SATAN'S COOOCK!" He's soooo damn right about all those commercial-music bitches. I wish Bill were still alive today. I wonder what he would say to people like Lady Gaga or Justin Timberlake.
miley cyrus, lady gaga, justin beiber, jay-z, rihanna, jonas brothers just to name a few all suckers of satans cock they'll be forgotten about the minute the stop making music... the real artists like 2pac and michael jackson are the ones who'll be remembered forever...
@LizaLips1 i have laughed so hard, that i cried. he does a bit about "the miracle of childbirth". then proceeds to imitate some trailer trash mom popping out babies, and he makes this ker-thunk noise when he does it. i had to pause the DVD at one point to gain my composure.
@LizaLips1 I saw a performance of him for the first time in my life last night. It was the entire show "Revelations". At then end when he gave "The Ride" speech i curled up in a ball clenching a blanket and wept. Completely uncontrollable. It was from realizing that i just witnessed pure beauty. That made me cry. Then i realized that he was no longer with us and that his message is so unheard and people are still killing the good people and I just cried till i couldn't cry anymore.
@LizaLips1 Watching that last night ranks up in the top five most spiritually positive experiences in my life. It's up there with the second time i tried LSD-25, every "manic episode" that i have experienced, and the day i decided to stop believing in Christianity and think for myself in terms of Largest catalysts in my life for positive conscious evolution.
This is easily my favourite comedy video of all time. "Ball soulless spiritless corporate little bitches suckers of Satan's cock each and every one of them." Best line I have ever heard. Sounds like pretty much everyone I know. What the fuck happens to people?
@lacrymologyst today? none from english speaking comedians,its all 'bout politics,sex ,drugs,alcohol and always the same shit,over and over again!
+ i wont even bother to write who i like,because u probably never head for them,and even if u did,you probably wont understand them ,coz its a different language!
@xx64984 wow.. how very pompous of you. is that some new hipster thing to say these days, that no english speaking comedians are funny? you are too cool for me. i'm going to have to learn some new languages just to see what i'm missing out on.
to say there are no funny english speaking comedians says a lot about you. either you don't understand english that well, or you have a lousy sense of humor.
@lacrymologyst lol!sorry,im not trying to be pompous, i understand english prefectly well,no problems there!these jokes are lame!not untrue,but lame!
to say there are no funny english speaking comedians doesn't say anything about me except i dont like them(my opinion),because i've heard a lot of them ,and in the end they all are the same!with different faces and voices.
@xx64984 okay, cool guy. name 3 comedians that you think are funny, (don't care what language they speak), so that i can determine what is so radically different about their material. if you can't do that, then i'm going to have to call shenanigans on your opinion, and assume that it's not english speaking comedians that suck, but rather your sense of humor.
@xx64984 well i'm glad you're done spewing jibberish. however, from what i could tell about the comedians you mentioned, there isn't anything they're doing in their material that's any different from what english speaking comedians do. just wanted to make it clear that your assertion was false. thanks for commenting!
@bibleboy27 I will gladly debate with you but I dont remember ever commenting anything on you. Are you sure Im the one that blocked you, cause I dont have any videos uploaded on youtube. I think your probably confusing me with someone else.
@bibleboy27 no, i think you're an asshole because you have troll pride. you assume your opinions are fact. you spew your self-righteous bible quotes. you're basically a fucking weirdo. i say to each their own, but you came here to be an asshole... a troll. sorry.. DENIED!
@bibleboy27 you're not the first troll i've dealt with, and you probably won't be the last. so if you're that desperate to make an ass out of yourself, by all means, have at it.
@lacrymologyst Oh yeah, I bet they'd be a 10 times better comedian than this asshole!! P.S. His impression of an ape, that by the stupid theory of evilution did not live even half a billion years ago...Sucks!!
@lacrymologyst bill dicks is nothing so there is nothing to get over. My dumbass beliefs is what you're going to be shiten when 2nd Thessalonians 1:6-9 smacks you in the face!! And there won't be any getting over that. I'm gonna keep on trollen, trollen, trollen...
@ironman197268 thanks for "trollen", glad to see Bill Hicks got you all pissed off. you're the exact type of self-righteous bible thumping moron he made fun of. one look at your YT page is all it takes to see how looney you are. your religion is a joke, and everyone is laughing at you.. including Hicks. it's easy to see why he offended you, and now i'm glad he did.
i did you a favor and blocked you from these videos, so you can't make a fool of yourself here anymore. you're welcome!
@lacrymologyst Thank you for blocking him. That religous simpleton doesnt know what hes talking about. I bet he just sucks in whatever his parents have brainwashed him with over the years.
20 people think Justin Beiber made a deal with God.
loveandcoffee11 3 days ago
''That's what we want! Government approved rock n'roll!'' ''SUCK SATANS COCK''
The Satan sound is epic.
TheArthkm 1 week ago
2:35 he had a satangasm
houseofglass21 2 weeks ago
What did that guy say?
lankinator24 3 weeks ago
black worm jism
DrRockzo1193 1 month ago
Send in Viacom.
sp1duh84 1 month ago
The irony of this is that those "anti-drug" musicians ended up becoming huge drug addicted fuck-ups or already were back then and just hid it from the public.
CoolerKing37 1 month ago
@CoolerKing37 Are they making good music then? :P
mrmadame28 3 weeks ago
Truth. I remember hammer dancin in that kfc commercial,, threw up 1 of those poppers they were advertising & caught it in his mouth like a piece of shit. Fuck. I didnt wanna get into detail.. So what!
AzAmBionic 2 months ago
am I the only one who watch this over and over again only for the satan's noise...? XD
LuigiSozzi 3 months ago
Absolutely amazing. His comedy is speaking the truth about the absurdity of popular culture.
ahrjordan 3 months ago
@cigolone1
I'm sure Iggy Pop, Lemmy and Ozzy would beg to differ ;)
Zidane234 3 months ago
20 people sucked Satan's cock...
andrewsacht 3 months ago 4
@andrewsacht
This deserves an up vote, good sir.
EvolutionaryLoophole 3 months ago
i like bill hicks and this is funny as hell and makes sense, but not all people that choose to not do drugs are satans cock suckers.
taylorbran123 3 months ago
Well, in Mark Walberg's defense, he wised up and became an okay actor.
ngomez0077 3 months ago
@cigolone1 The only people that are against drugs are the ones that have never done drugs and the ones that sucked at doing drugs.
omicida4991 3 months ago 4
@cigolone1 I bet you're a fun guy in real life.
jimmyshitbags 4 months ago
I wonder what Bill Hicks was like in bed. :)
AngelOfToxicBliss 4 months ago
I wish Bill were here today to explain to people how Zuckerberg is a sucker of Satan cock !
Aeternuss 4 months ago
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itsbloodytommy 5 months ago
Jason Derulo. Back again, huh.
kometman 5 months ago
@cigolone1 Thats not a very government approved comment
mrbattlenet 5 months ago
Send in Justin Bieber
Nastypsychoboy 6 months ago 12
I love the sound effects.
Sozlled 6 months ago
This was on last night on UK TV, i was in fits at this bit.
The thing is it's NOT really funny, it's fucking true and it's going on right now and will continue to.
This clip is very funny, the truth behind it is not.
Sozlled 6 months ago 2
I would not want to be Bill Hick's microphone.
undergroundstash 6 months ago
SEND IN LIL WAYNE
94Cioppa 6 months ago 7
@cigolone1 You suck Satan's cock.
benroo89 7 months ago
@cigolone1
If Justin Beiber didn't suck satan's cock then we must be living in an alternate reality.
loveandcoffee11 7 months ago 6
I wonder how many microphones Bill has gotten through. He seems to suck them all.
chaosproduction 8 months ago
TOOOOOL!
FinalConflict99 8 months ago
@cigolone1 really? can you prove that? didn't think so.
lacrymologyst 8 months ago
@cigolone1 how do you figure? that makes no sense!
lacrymologyst 8 months ago 23
Send it MC Hammer on your way out! LOVE IT!
loveandcoffee11 8 months ago
"They will think you are charismatic, deep and edgy"... LMFAO!!!
letthywillbedone 8 months ago
"Send in fox news"
RageQuit94 8 months ago
Imagine if Hicks listened to Lil Wayne or Soulja Boy today...SUCKERS OF SATAN'S COCK!
bobdalethalhobo 8 months ago
Send in Sarah Palin
RageQuit94 8 months ago
I can't help but think this every time I hear a Republican presidential candidate speak anymore.
YNot1989 8 months ago
suckers of satans cock
verbalswordsman 8 months ago
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Is anyone sitting here watching this and actually laughing out loud at this? This is terrible.
Weakandlame 8 months ago
@Weakandlame yes, lots of people have laughed out loud at this clip. sorry you didn't find it funny.
lacrymologyst 8 months ago 5
@Weakandlame You do live up to your name.
Underhill182 8 months ago 18
@Underhill182 haha.. nice!
lacrymologyst 8 months ago
@Weakandlame
don't just focus on the "comedy" factor ,listen to his messages,and meanings...
black humor doesn't fit everybody...
i was thinking the same at first ,but more you listen to him ,
more he "grabs" you by a throat, you will realise that most of his words/meanings/metaphors still stand today....
xx64984 8 months ago
@Weakandlame Hmm... yeah... overrated. He went too far and didn't make me laugh enough to make up for it. It's less of a guilty pleasure and more of just guilty.
MaxRavenclaw 8 months ago
@Weakandlame OK... the Vanilla Ice thing was cool!
MaxRavenclaw 8 months ago
@Weakandlame
You must suck satan's cock then.
loveandcoffee11 8 months ago
@Weakandlame you faggit..Bill hicks is a legend..you clearly have not got a clue..Suck Satans cock!!
CrackWarrior 8 months ago
@Weakandlame go suck dane cooks cock
PANZYUTUBEIS 7 months ago
@Weakandlame tho shall suck Satan's cock till the end of satans cock
chris458700 7 months ago
"Hello Gaga...back again hah?"
goatboyful 9 months ago 5
@goatboyful "send in beiber on the way out hahahah."
RageQuit94 8 months ago
I here apologize to every one ,after a year of watching Bills clips and videos , i see that he is an amazing talent and comedian.
my former statement was based on couple clips ,and i was not impressed (and was being asshole :) ) ,but man ,he can speak some heavy truth ,in his special way.
R.I.P OneOfTheGreatest
xx64984 9 months ago 29
@xx64984 You know, you can go back and DELETE any of your comments you're ashamed of. Just click on the arrow and find the "remove" option. No, you can't do it to anyone else's posts, and yes, you're NOT the only person who never noticed this before. - 1b2s
1nceBitten2wiceShy 3 months ago
well... for a child of god he made a really good impression of the devil.
marioneognostic 9 months ago
I never usually do these but I just HAVE TO...20 people are sucking Satan's cock right now.
KariiKarKariiyo 9 months ago
I watched this a fucking million times and I laugh my ass off every time, but the most important thing is that Bill is still right. Bill Hicks was, obviously, an amazing performer, there was no secret for him about dealing with a stage, he was a master of the rythm, the dynamics, the content, the improvisation and basically every fucking aspect of live performing, he was the Laurence Olivier, the Billy Wilder, the Niccolo Paganini (etc...) of his profession. Its FUCKING FACT mate, get over it.
theswampland 9 months ago
BILL COME BACK!!!
fikimiki44 10 months ago
Hello Hammer, back again huh? :)
scurvyoleary 10 months ago
Bill Hicks put more effort into the cock sucking act than most muscians today put into each song they make.
chaosproduction 10 months ago 4
<3
GleBanana 10 months ago
"HELLO JUSTIN - Back again HUH!!!!"
ACNC1 11 months ago 5
He's got a sand crab in his knickers hahaha
Varibyss13 11 months ago
Justin Bieber, sucker of Satan's cock!
StoneyMcJuicyBuds 11 months ago 4
God... Give me George Carlin any day. Maybe this would be funnier, if my ears weren't being assaulted by all the stupid noises he's making. Bill Hicks has a few funny clips, but... this isn't one of 'em. It's just annoying.
OnlyTy91 11 months ago
@OnlyTy91 tastesless sucker of satans cock, go listen to fucking madonna
HeyArnoldsspleen 10 months ago
@HeyArnoldsspleen Oh, hey! That's really funny! Taking someone else's words, and applying them to a loosely-related dissenter! Wow, you're a really intelligent, witty fellow! I can tell from your capitalization and artful use of periods and proper placement of commas! Jesus, you should be teaching Advanced Physics, bro.
OnlyTy91 10 months ago
@OnlyTy91 Bill Hicks put the importance of his message before getting laughs. If you think about being a comedian, it would take a lot of balls to stand up there with huge gaps between punchlines, but he did it constantly. He was more like Lenny Bruce than George Carlin. I find him more engaging than Carlin, but with fewer laughs.
FaJazzn 10 months ago
Justin Beiber must be drowning in satan's jizzum!
havertrace 1 year ago
@scientheism Bill Hicks would not have supported Alex Jones. They are nothing alike. Alex completely misses the point. Alex encourages fear rather than understanding. He even said in the Jesse Ventura interview that fear is a good thing. But Bill actually understood that fear is a meaningless feeling that we all need to rid ourselves of. Fear enables us to be manipulated. And if Alex really was the enemy of the "evil doers", then he wouldn't have been invited on shows like The View or Fox News.
OfAllOblivion 1 year ago
Send in Justin Beiber...
mcdaddy9999 1 year ago 4
@mcdaddy9999 Justin Beiber must be continually sucking satans cock
brunster64 1 year ago
@scientheism cheers for the information and i see what you mean but michael moore dd expose americans to their health care and where it stood compared to the rest of the world so he has given somethink back to the people.
duelmaster742 1 year ago
Oh yeah....like people have a choice when they are working these mediocre jobs. What's their choice? Do illegal shit for cash and get a criminal record and really be fucked as far as income choice? Being as sellout is a person who has absolutely no moral standards and cares only about money and corporate sponsors. And of course we all like to earn, but my master is the Lord above, not a currency system. And it's "accept", not "except."
MIKESOWELL 1 year ago
bill hicks geogre carlin and michael moore is all the know ledge you will need
duelmaster742 1 year ago
RIP Bill Hicks, who left us exactly 17 years ago today
MIKESOWELL 1 year ago
This still rings true today, just replace the names Vanilla Ice and M.C. Hammer with Katy Perry and Justin Bieber.
razorath92 1 year ago
Its easy to modernize this clip: just put "Justin Bieber" and "Miley Cyrus" in place of "Vanilla Ice" and "MC Hammer", and "American Idol" in place of "American Gladiator". Try it! :-D
cinemavirtualis 1 year ago
Bill Hicks always reminded me of Alex Jones!!! =D
JAtria 1 year ago
PLAY FROM YOUR HEART!!!!!!!
Spencerthemam17 1 year ago
Every time I hear the name Justin Bieber, I think of this bit.
ShantyIrishman 1 year ago
@ShantyIrishman More like Ke$ha. Hate Justin Bieber's bubblegum teenybop bullshit all you want he can actually sing. There are other acts out there that are complete corporate shit like Black Eyed Peas.
and definitely Kings of Leon
LordPaynus 1 year ago
@LordPaynus Fuck you, Kings of Leon is awesome, they play from the fucking heart.
ShantyIrishman 1 year ago
am I the only one who's fucking lost here... nope, I am too Bill...
thumb023 1 year ago
Kings of Leon
LordPaynus 1 year ago
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jc000023 1 year ago
Lawl, my two favorite bands are Kraftwerk and King Crimson. Both have been of founder of gernes and both are apposed to drug use. My favorite Bowie album (Low) was made when stop taking drugs. Drugs cannot replace pure creativity.
InvaderAlex22 1 year ago
@InvaderAlex22 I get the feeling many Hicks fans love their weed.
ruinawish 1 year ago
@InvaderAlex22 saying Drugs cannot replace creativity is like saying music cannot replace love
both statements are obvious and true but that doesn't make Drugs or music bad or any less appealing
i respect that your two favorite band don't do drugs. that's their choice but if i met em and they tell me not to do drugs i will tell em to go F themselves because what i do is none of their damn business or anyone's as a matter of fact
and one thing u must get is not all drugs are the same
jc000023 1 year ago
@jc000023
I am not saying that Drugs are bad at all. Alot of great artists have used drugs to their benefit. I just thought it was funny that my favorite bands are complete opposites of what Hicks described. Kraftwerk was one of the founders of modern electronic music and King Crimson is consider to be the founder of Progressive rock.
InvaderAlex22 1 year ago
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jc000023 1 year ago
@InvaderAlex22
Fair enough and for sorry for the misunderstanding i was just letting some frustration out. this "anti-drugs" thing that's based on prejudice and lack of knowledge due to misreporting and misconceptions get me at times .i just think that these musicians and public figures should not stick their nose in what is none of their business .
jc000023 1 year ago
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@InvaderAlex22
Fair enough and sorry for the misunderstanding i was just letting some frustration out. this "anti-drugs" thing that's based on prejudice , lack of knowledge due to misreporting and misconceptions get me at times .
I just think that these public figures should not stick their nose in what is none of their business.
jc000023 1 year ago
@InvaderAlex22
Oh and my favorite bands are Led Zeppelin, The Hendrix Experience , Pink Floyd , and The stones and they all did a shit load of drugs at their time
i am not saying that they were great cause of the drugs but it surely didn't stop them
you may not find the use of LSD or weed to be good for you and that's your choice
But there are thousands if not millions who will tell you that drugs helped them expand their horizons,freed their minds for them to be creative that's their choice
jc000023 1 year ago
That's gotta be the best comic skit I've seen in along while! :)
Better yet - it's all true!
theroilsoil 1 year ago
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thornINyourSIDE79 1 year ago
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thornINyourSIDE79 1 year ago
@thornINyourSIDE79
Boy, do you have alot to learn. Take a look around in the world, it's because of selling out
that the world is where it's at today. Anyways, American Gladiators is on, followed by Football
and Basketball, so you can still feel safe . . . for now. :)
theroilsoil 1 year ago
@theroilsoil ya got that?
thornINyourSIDE79 1 year ago
@thornINyourSIDE79 Are you trolling or what?
vef444 1 year ago
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thornINyourSIDE79 1 year ago
@thornINyourSIDE79 Fuck off to you too, stupid cunt.
vef444 1 year ago
@thornINyourSIDE79 lololololololololololololol if you came here to troll u fail :)
9999necron 1 year ago
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thornINyourSIDE79 1 year ago
@thornINyourSIDE79 lolololololololol whip em out and i'll suck em clean!! :D
9999necron 1 year ago
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thornINyourSIDE79 1 year ago
@thornINyourSIDE79 Give me your address right now. im coming to suck those balls. i got money for the plane tickets. no joke. im gonna stand right at your front door and smile and tell you to drop your pants.... well..... your address?....
9999necron 1 year ago
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kritiX99 1 year ago
@thornINyourSIDE79 Well, we see that you have no morals then. The dollar bill is your master, so bend over, twitch that fetid little brown eye of yours, and take in Satan's 18 inches of scaly, puss filled, wormy, cock!!!
MIKESOWELL 1 year ago
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thornINyourSIDE79 1 year ago
MMMM...Satan's cock...I'd gargle it in a minute if it brought Fame ,Money and Power, even if it only lasted for a week...it's better then going to church and working a 9 to 5....." I Liiiiiiiiiike Money"
DrRiddlez2015 1 year ago
"Justin Bieber - Back again huh!"
ACNC1 1 year ago
13 people suck Satan's cock.
Godkarmachine 1 year ago
Send in Simon Cowell.
terrytibbs1000 1 year ago
Bill Hicks and George Carlin would have made an epic routine.
ChaosDeathSaurer 1 year ago
Bill was taken in 1994 (1+9+9+4=23) at the age of 32. This symbolic display of broken symmetry is evidence of an illuminati plot to rob the world of its true leaders and silence the voices of those who show us the true path.......
Sh*t, sorry wrong meeting
saprissa30 1 year ago
I will lower the standards of the Earth....XD
parkerryder 1 year ago
@oosakinana yeah, i guess some people just love crappy music and will defend it to no end. i find the majority of people who find Hicks overrated are just offended by his point of view. makes me chuckle!
lacrymologyst 1 year ago
suck satan´s cock!! hahaha...damn...what a great man!!
Cristopher10986 1 year ago
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kritiX99 1 year ago
@kritiX99 ya know, they say when you play boy band albums backwards... they sound better!
lacrymologyst 1 year ago 4
@kritiX99 What did you suck satan's cock for Kritix99?
loveandcoffee11 1 year ago
THE KING!!!!!
akispecies 1 year ago
Every word this man ever said was the truth. He was also a better Christian than all of those who chose to criticise him. Truth, justice, love, faith, ring any bells?
amimillie 1 year ago 5
lol 2:30
potatohead28 1 year ago
Justin Bieber...lol
crossskulled 1 year ago
If bill was alive today he would have some serious things to say about Simon Cowell
greyreview 1 year ago
what does the guy in the audience say near the end?
yacanleaveyourHATEon 1 year ago
hahhahahaha send in Justin Bieber and the Jonas Brothers.
johnac2010 1 year ago
This might be my favorite Hicks clip. Imagine what he would say about the music industry nowadays. Good thing he died before this shitty generation...
he thought the 90's were bad... lol
FunemploymentCrew 1 year ago 51
@FunemploymentCrew agreed. but then i think if he lived, he would have only gotten funnier, because of how much worse things got.
lacrymologyst 1 year ago 34
@FunemploymentCrew
God damn good point dude! He would ask almost each and everyone to eat mr. satan out!
Remi605Torg 1 year ago
@FunemploymentCrew coincidence?
PixelPwner 1 year ago
"I think something can be arranged...SUCK SATAN'S COOOCK!" He's soooo damn right about all those commercial-music bitches. I wish Bill were still alive today. I wonder what he would say to people like Lady Gaga or Justin Timberlake.
Cavstic 1 year ago
i dont know how i have survived this long at 21 with my Christian parents.
Xziz10ths 1 year ago 3
this is the perfect video in which comments can be a constant flow. just containing the two words 'Justin Bieber'...
ShawnstarProductions 1 year ago
miley cyrus, lady gaga, justin beiber, jay-z, rihanna, jonas brothers just to name a few all suckers of satans cock they'll be forgotten about the minute the stop making music... the real artists like 2pac and michael jackson are the ones who'll be remembered forever...
mcdaddy9999 1 year ago 10
@mcdaddy9999 Michael Jackson would not be my first definition of a 'real artist'
notmygeneration 1 year ago
@notmygeneration OK then......
num1Jaysta 1 year ago
Who's ever watched Bill's stand up and cried? I have. We need him more than ever at the minute.
LizaLips1 1 year ago 27
@LizaLips1 i have laughed so hard, that i cried. he does a bit about "the miracle of childbirth". then proceeds to imitate some trailer trash mom popping out babies, and he makes this ker-thunk noise when he does it. i had to pause the DVD at one point to gain my composure.
lacrymologyst 1 year ago 5
@lacrymologyst ohhh me too, I was in tears when he described all those civilisations crusting on his chest LOL
Annie1962 1 year ago
@LizaLips1 I saw a performance of him for the first time in my life last night. It was the entire show "Revelations". At then end when he gave "The Ride" speech i curled up in a ball clenching a blanket and wept. Completely uncontrollable. It was from realizing that i just witnessed pure beauty. That made me cry. Then i realized that he was no longer with us and that his message is so unheard and people are still killing the good people and I just cried till i couldn't cry anymore.
N1NJ4lVl4573l2 1 year ago
@LizaLips1 Watching that last night ranks up in the top five most spiritually positive experiences in my life. It's up there with the second time i tried LSD-25, every "manic episode" that i have experienced, and the day i decided to stop believing in Christianity and think for myself in terms of Largest catalysts in my life for positive conscious evolution.
N1NJ4lVl4573l2 1 year ago
This is easily my favourite comedy video of all time. "Ball soulless spiritless corporate little bitches suckers of Satan's cock each and every one of them." Best line I have ever heard. Sounds like pretty much everyone I know. What the fuck happens to people?
alibechandhermit 1 year ago 2
and something else ,if u think that there aren't comedians from other countries who are great and funny ,you are dead wrong!
i've listened to spanish,russian,german comedians,and i can say that some of them are exellent,better than most of american or british comedians!
im from Croatia,
xx64984 1 year ago
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xx64984 1 year ago
@xx64984 sorry, not everyone is as funny as carrot-top.
lacrymologyst 1 year ago
@lacrymologyst and even he sucks,slightly more iritating than bill
xx64984 1 year ago
@xx64984 yes, carrot-top sucks. i was being sarcastic.
so who do you consider a good comedian?
lacrymologyst 1 year ago
@lacrymologyst today? none from english speaking comedians,its all 'bout politics,sex ,drugs,alcohol and always the same shit,over and over again!
+ i wont even bother to write who i like,because u probably never head for them,and even if u did,you probably wont understand them ,coz its a different language!
xx64984 1 year ago
@xx64984 wow.. how very pompous of you. is that some new hipster thing to say these days, that no english speaking comedians are funny? you are too cool for me. i'm going to have to learn some new languages just to see what i'm missing out on.
to say there are no funny english speaking comedians says a lot about you. either you don't understand english that well, or you have a lousy sense of humor.
lacrymologyst 1 year ago
@lacrymologyst lol!sorry,im not trying to be pompous, i understand english prefectly well,no problems there!these jokes are lame!not untrue,but lame!
to say there are no funny english speaking comedians doesn't say anything about me except i dont like them(my opinion),because i've heard a lot of them ,and in the end they all are the same!with different faces and voices.
the end.
xx64984 1 year ago
@xx64984 okay, cool guy. name 3 comedians that you think are funny, (don't care what language they speak), so that i can determine what is so radically different about their material. if you can't do that, then i'm going to have to call shenanigans on your opinion, and assume that it's not english speaking comedians that suck, but rather your sense of humor.
lacrymologyst 1 year ago
@lacrymologyst
ok.
Luis Raul-Spain
Klaus Myers-German
Željko Pervan,Zlatan Zuhrić,Antimon,Ismet Horo -Croatian/AfricaBIH
etc......
for me its the end of disccusion!i have no time for jibberish!
HND
xx64984 1 year ago
@xx64984 well i'm glad you're done spewing jibberish. however, from what i could tell about the comedians you mentioned, there isn't anything they're doing in their material that's any different from what english speaking comedians do. just wanted to make it clear that your assertion was false. thanks for commenting!
lacrymologyst 1 year ago 2
@lacrymologyst
np,always a pleasure :D
maybe raul and klaus are simmilar ,but others mentioned(and many more,ofkorz) have very different stand-up's and themes!
c'ya
xx64984 1 year ago
@xx64984 HND? as in the diploma? im confused..
Carto0n7 1 year ago
@xx64984
Faggot
MrGuitarandvocals 11 months ago
@bibleboy27 I will gladly debate with you but I dont remember ever commenting anything on you. Are you sure Im the one that blocked you, cause I dont have any videos uploaded on youtube. I think your probably confusing me with someone else.
greyfox316 1 year ago
@bibleboy27 no, i think you're an asshole because you have troll pride. you assume your opinions are fact. you spew your self-righteous bible quotes. you're basically a fucking weirdo. i say to each their own, but you came here to be an asshole... a troll. sorry.. DENIED!
lacrymologyst 1 year ago
@bibleboy27 you're not the first troll i've dealt with, and you probably won't be the last. so if you're that desperate to make an ass out of yourself, by all means, have at it.
lacrymologyst 1 year ago
@bibleboy27 jesus loves you, but everyone else KNOWS you're an asshole.
lacrymologyst 1 year ago
ironman197268 is a big marky mark and vanilla ice fan.
lacrymologyst 1 year ago
@lacrymologyst Oh yeah, I bet they'd be a 10 times better comedian than this asshole!! P.S. His impression of an ape, that by the stupid theory of evilution did not live even half a billion years ago...Sucks!!
ironman197268 1 year ago
@ironman197268 why is he an asshole? because he shits on your dumbass beliefs? awww... poor baby. get over it.
lacrymologyst 1 year ago
@lacrymologyst bill dicks is nothing so there is nothing to get over. My dumbass beliefs is what you're going to be shiten when 2nd Thessalonians 1:6-9 smacks you in the face!! And there won't be any getting over that. I'm gonna keep on trollen, trollen, trollen...
ironman197268 1 year ago
@ironman197268 thanks for "trollen", glad to see Bill Hicks got you all pissed off. you're the exact type of self-righteous bible thumping moron he made fun of. one look at your YT page is all it takes to see how looney you are. your religion is a joke, and everyone is laughing at you.. including Hicks. it's easy to see why he offended you, and now i'm glad he did.
i did you a favor and blocked you from these videos, so you can't make a fool of yourself here anymore. you're welcome!
lacrymologyst 1 year ago 4
@lacrymologyst Thank you for blocking him. That religous simpleton doesnt know what hes talking about. I bet he just sucks in whatever his parents have brainwashed him with over the years.
greyfox316 1 year ago