Joel, you have my utmost respect which is why I thank you for your fails, which make me feel less bad about my fails... thank you for staying true to yourself. And never quit pole!
I also dance, but these videos were made with a cellphone camera (they're also my first videos) and I just recovered from a surgical procedure, so I'm getting used to the pole again after four months. Please, comment them and laugh if you want. constructive criticism is also welcome.
Here, we see the rare man sloth, a creature so elusive, it is considered to be on the same level as the sasquatch.
The man sloth is preparing for the mating season by attempting to dance on the metal branches it usually climbs in order to attract fat ugly females which are the best source of protection for its offspring.
Will he succed? Join us next time on "Freaks of Nature" only on Animal Planet.
fail started at exactly 0:07 - not that it aint any type of girl, not a hot chick who had a mishap, ( not even a male professional stripper for all the females here to view) , but the fail is that INSTANTLY you see a typical bald out of shape husband of some poor woman, practicing something he shouldnt begin to process in his brain, and that thought was " hmm, my sexiness still goin on, i should learn pole dancing" <----thats when the fail begin
I cant even say anything about this. He's trying something new...even if it is a bit odd and unpleasant to watch.. I think I'd rather watch his wife give it a shot though
DON'T READ THIS BECAUSE IT REALLY WORKS, YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE ONE YOU LOVE OF YOUR LIFE, TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE, HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS COMMENT TO OVER 3 VIDEOS OR YOU WILLL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS, NOW YOU STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP, THIS IS SO SCARY, POST THIS TO FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS, THIS IS SO SCARY BUT IT WORKS.
This is what happens when you are a completely rational human being. You think, "You can't be out of shape if you pole dance. I'll do THAT for exercise." Then someone from your family hides the camera...
Why must he wear those little ass shorts?
stingstungme 5 months ago
why does HE pole dance?
PJHisham 5 months ago
the worst part is someone even wanted this on video
elefantpheathers 5 months ago
i'd tap that ...
cartmanroks1234 6 months ago
2,159 ppl wanted to see a girl pole dancing cuz they are pervs. :P
yumyum061 6 months ago
....why does he wanna learn that so bad?
seamonkeysmcgee 6 months ago
is he giving birth????? so not kool at all...akward
355721 6 months ago
I came in buckets.
nicovandaele1988 6 months ago
Oh gawd.... i think i just saw his junk *hurls*
MrSpore15 7 months ago
thumbs up if u werr waitin onhim 2 bust his shyt.
yungdutchy 7 months ago
Joel, you have my utmost respect which is why I thank you for your fails, which make me feel less bad about my fails... thank you for staying true to yourself. And never quit pole!
dhunter91505 7 months ago
I found this really hard to masturbate to...
Baskentli 7 months ago
Is this guy starting a gay club? :(
Loudensll 7 months ago
I also dance, but these videos were made with a cellphone camera (they're also my first videos) and I just recovered from a surgical procedure, so I'm getting used to the pole again after four months. Please, comment them and laugh if you want. constructive criticism is also welcome.
poledanceclown 7 months ago
Mentally challenged Koala
calahandoombringer 7 months ago
i wonder why an old man owns a pole in the first place....
kamikazejap650 7 months ago
fap fap fap
trix2810 7 months ago
George Costanza there really need 2 get a job
GrodenFo3 7 months ago
Why would he tape himself doing this?
TheSwatte 8 months ago
dad...?
InvaderWakkoReborn 8 months ago 39
good god why would anyone tape themselves doing this?
pargenta1 8 months ago
Why the hell want a man do pole dancing??
20Divine20 8 months ago
why so many dislikes ? lol
dmstefo 8 months ago
*British voice*
Here, we see the rare man sloth, a creature so elusive, it is considered to be on the same level as the sasquatch.
The man sloth is preparing for the mating season by attempting to dance on the metal branches it usually climbs in order to attract fat ugly females which are the best source of protection for its offspring.
Will he succed? Join us next time on "Freaks of Nature" only on Animal Planet.
RudySpino 8 months ago 2
Im so Ashamed my name is Joel :(
your sure he didnt say Paul XD
WweMovieMaker101 8 months ago
This move is called the Epileptic Crab
FluffyAnger571 9 months ago 2
I thought spider man was younger.
mattibites 9 months ago 3
Buffalo Bill?
CyakFul 9 months ago
god damnit sir ur gonna give the pole pole AIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cena1020cp 9 months ago
some one walks in.......... this is EXACTLY what it looks like.
freks69 9 months ago
sexy o.O
twizzieboo123456 9 months ago
it hurts my eyes..
Chrisxsju 9 months ago
fail started at exactly 0:07 - not that it aint any type of girl, not a hot chick who had a mishap, ( not even a male professional stripper for all the females here to view) , but the fail is that INSTANTLY you see a typical bald out of shape husband of some poor woman, practicing something he shouldnt begin to process in his brain, and that thought was " hmm, my sexiness still goin on, i should learn pole dancing" <----thats when the fail begin
cryomanic 9 months ago
Heyyy. I know that guy! He's Cindy from my 9:30 am show at the Top Hat!
Sexy~
Whitatoodanis 9 months ago
the best is the music in the background
missbee171 9 months ago
best top rated comment ever
Nitruix 9 months ago
he was dancing?
ReBoRyN 10 months ago
lol my name is Joel
robloxguy23 10 months ago
Hi everyone im slapjack and i am the lol guy. lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol .
tagginturf 10 months ago
i'm glad i saw this after the last bite of my meal.
xHTx 10 months ago
hahha FAIL
....no...wait....this is not a fail...this is a WIN!!
ShoujoCosette 10 months ago
Warning kids: This is what dads do when they are alone. Always knock.
LivyLUVbug 10 months ago
HEY i saw that guy a strip and dales!
halosmashing 10 months ago
i wonder when strippers hav the free time to do this
Fallen458 10 months ago
mr.garrison?
TROLLWITHBIGBALLS 10 months ago
FUCK! i was watching porn and then this came out!
jmemoboy 10 months ago
Fail? oh no, that hot peice of ass deserves a WIN!!!
devinx420 10 months ago
mom tell dad to stay out of my room
toplessfunn 10 months ago
ours is uncle paul and the father was Joel...the one with the crackhead wife was Paul in our movie?
DJDoZeD 10 months ago
the fail started when you find out his age
cammato123 10 months ago
who likes short shorts?! :D
princess6066 11 months ago
joel sucks
LucyLAL100 11 months ago
poles just arnt made for guys
kabbout1 11 months ago
"joe dinners reaady on the table"
mileycyrus31010 11 months ago
uncle paul?
DJDoZeD 11 months ago
@DJDoZeD his names joel not paul if you were gonna say the you would say uncle joel did you not watch the end
mdemoin1 11 months ago
If it don't come natural, don't do it...especially if you have a bald spot.
tenspoonsofspin 11 months ago
I cant even say anything about this. He's trying something new...even if it is a bit odd and unpleasant to watch.. I think I'd rather watch his wife give it a shot though
darkinmysilence 11 months ago
pole dancing is also a very good workout
angdanielleee 11 months ago
thumbs up for doobie brothers at :35
Ddonuts5 11 months ago
at least he has the balls to try
jontran29 11 months ago
What the hell does a 40 year old man need to know how to pole dance, funny shit thought
wolfstar1001 11 months ago
reverse boner all the way!
declineofskill 11 months ago
I think hes trying to get the pole out of the floor....
jonnyboy8817 11 months ago
is that weird im horny watching this??
ZoandoAFU 11 months ago
@ZoandoAFU uhm... yes it is
kingredrider1 11 months ago
This was a fail from the very beginning lol. The second that guy was on-screen.
IndigoPhoenix19 1 year ago
he's probably thinking, how the fuck do women do this?
Dinocrap1101 1 year ago
omg that was fucking disturbing. dude ur turning no one on, trust me...
DeeJayDeeCee 1 year ago
pause then press 4 repeatedly to see him suck his own dick
BURTrobinson 1 year ago
@BURTrobinson yes, it looks just like he sucks his own dick.. thats porn right there
Shitkidhtf 1 year ago
atleast he doesnt know what hes doing... thats a good thing...
dudeonbike101 1 year ago
how on earth did a video like this end up on youtube???
Hama8382 1 year ago
0:30-0:38 is it me or does it sound like "Ghostbusters"?
SodaPopDumb 1 year ago
Is someone paying to watch that dude??
BOLDYOJI 1 year ago
This is what happens when a stripper at a strip bar tells some pervert "TRY DOING WHAT I DO!!!"
GWtacobutt 1 year ago
that ain't right
haqq17 1 year ago
AM I DOIN IT RITE
TheZombieSlug 1 year ago
failblog just failled
electrohouserocker 1 year ago
go homer go!
iamyodaok 1 year ago
the fail is his short shorts
poopedkey 1 year ago
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OMJxOo 1 year ago
Amazing what man can do with alcohol in their system! o.o
ONIherooftime 1 year ago
phedo.
Excril 1 year ago
but girls make it seem so easy
TheKale808 1 year ago 71
man what a turn on xD
theDsomething 1 year ago
the first fail is that the pole dancer is a guy!!!!
dnth8sk8rs 1 year ago
2082 people dont like pole dancing
don7com3 1 year ago
@don7com3 83 now i disliked it
VenXVX 1 year ago
i was gonna say you were gay for watching this but i watched it myslef?>....
fuckeduplolipop 1 year ago
Still better than BIBER songs
gabrieluzumaki123 1 year ago
DON'T READ THIS BECAUSE IT REALLY WORKS, YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE ONE YOU LOVE OF YOUR LIFE, TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE, HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS COMMENT TO OVER 3 VIDEOS OR YOU WILLL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS, NOW YOU STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP, THIS IS SO SCARY, POST THIS TO FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS, THIS IS SO SCARY BUT IT WORKS.
Clearwaterbeachgal 1 year ago
SCARRED FOR LIFE!!! -___-
e9g5r93 1 year ago
What is Maccain stripping for? It's like watching a handicapped kid climbing stairs.
FrankFrankFrankB 1 year ago
pole win
Aliciadominicanchula 1 year ago
go manny
Aliciadominicanchula 1 year ago
stripper pole+man+tight shorts=fuckin gay
15551cue 1 year ago
you know theres a reason old men dont pole dance...
amoeboy 1 year ago
why iz he preaticing that anyway
crazie128 1 year ago
he is trying to works out
jimmyvbs 1 year ago
I'd go there to watch him and make it rain. Dimes. Out of a paintball gun.
Acs5396 1 year ago
clearly this man is trying to lift the pole off the ground.
MrIvan72 1 year ago 36
Why is a old man doing this?
MAJazzy08 1 year ago
the fail started as soon as the camera started rolling.
mynameisahab 1 year ago
is he trying to do parkour?
1998620Miki 1 year ago
Anybody else got a boner?
dabeest67medrano 1 year ago
"I've seen my daughter do this shit, why can't I?"
Sporeadam 1 year ago
if your trying to pole dance go to a stripper club, they will give you some tips
onger36 1 year ago
micki mous can bet him
ThuluEU 1 year ago
the fuck..
iiunderestimated 1 year ago
and... this is y men don't do this. btw u can hear his mom in the background
vengefulspirit99 1 year ago
creepy...
lucaman1221 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Merry Christmas everybody!! :)
EricaYE6 1 year ago
If you have bad arthritis, you shouldn't be pole dancing.
EricaYE6 1 year ago
Fake.
BlueBeatable 1 year ago
Ummm....did i just see dr phil pole dance?
pivotjuggalo 1 year ago
"Joel?...Dinner is re-...What the Fuck?!"
zodiackilla 1 year ago 3
dad?
cam201040 1 year ago 301
@cam201040 omfg i pee myself when i read ur comment!! lmfao
thedolphinrider101 1 year ago
He still did better than I would...
LeoCallie2 1 year ago
Wtf mom said that this wouldnt be on youtube DAMN YOU
dartzu 1 year ago
thats your granpa
edwinadi 1 year ago
This is what happens when you are a completely rational human being. You think, "You can't be out of shape if you pole dance. I'll do THAT for exercise." Then someone from your family hides the camera...
robitussin217 1 year ago
fuck is he tryin to do
iGeeKnGUS 1 year ago
whats his wife gona say when she gets back?
JERSUB1 1 year ago 44
@JERSUB1 what is his daughter going to say when she gets back?
JimmyRose1 1 year ago
@JERSUB1 you suck!
d4rkl3g10n 11 months ago
@JERSUB1 wat wife?
SkaterChick63 11 months ago
@JERSUB1 "Honey! I thought you were gonna do that saturday! Well, better sooner than never -evil face- >:3
Roflpwna98 11 months ago
@JERSUB1 .....................from the kitchen
657monkeyman 10 months ago
wudnt that be nice walking in on ur 40 yr old son pole dancing
PikaPower131313 1 year ago
I wonder when this guy will pull it off.
EmperorXaozx 1 year ago
y does fail blog make those comments at the end like a millisecond long........like come on.
mitchell101292 1 year ago
Does he think that's sexy?
123096ag 1 year ago
wudduh yuh doin brah
bailey2829 1 year ago
This guy is a single, lonely cigarette.
WildEyeIV 1 year ago
@WildEyeIV Or a large bundle of wood.
AirbornePathogen 1 year ago
Video FAIL
5kylin35 1 year ago
He's Wrastling with the pole
rangedat 1 year ago
wresling __
parkour66314 1 year ago
OMG hes 100% Gay! :O
xLichtningx 1 year ago
D: !!!
666Satyrias666 1 year ago
must be lonley
guys
he has to entertain himself some way
iCruzerTV 1 year ago
y does it have to be a man.my eyes r burning!!!!!!!!!
andi111 1 year ago
One question. WHY?!?!?!?!
porterda17 1 year ago
Bela merda!!!!!!!!!!
Mr4M3R1C0 1 year ago
Chip Ndork
clook222 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
PiSTOSHio 1 year ago
This is painful to watch... O.o
dogtagged93 1 year ago
truly disturbing!!
xtrememetalfan 1 year ago
LOL
AznSprite0 1 year ago
how old is this guy?
bostongem 1 year ago
@bostongem most likely mid 50s
035577 1 year ago
ohhhhh yeaaahhhhhh baby
fraserrlufc 1 year ago
THAT'S MADE FOR WOMAN NOT MAN!
ptpker 1 year ago
wtf eeew
TheExecel 1 year ago
is he the grown up version of justin bieber? cause hes a fag
REAPERGUNZ 1 year ago
0:07 = I'm out..
GangstaDardiNOT 1 year ago
more practice..okay !
8055jimmy 1 year ago
I wouldn't love to see his show!
speedthisup2 1 year ago
I am disturbed now...
xXKmwhitedragonXx 1 year ago
he's practicing for the mid year contest
Feakry 1 year ago
hes not polish?
D3RK33Z3R 1 year ago
This guy is the proverbial: Cockmaster
mrguano7 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I guess it's hard to get started.
Rayers 1 year ago
and i thought ive seen it all
hoborobocheatfleet 1 year ago
wtf have i just watched
kujaftw 1 year ago
i think i'm gonna be sick!
Ipunch1st 1 year ago
"Excuse me sir, but can you leave that to the professionals?"
"Hey Bieber, you're up!"
futeki16 1 year ago
like if you noticed the music
Ilikefoodaton 1 year ago
Painful to watch, in so many ways...
GnRandAVGN 1 year ago
if his wif knew he did that
yourma40 1 year ago
I hope he is high or at least drunk!!!
PowderFreak1991 1 year ago
wow, he should never, ever do this again
ShinSekai111 1 year ago
Now who's going to wipe the skidmark off the pole?
zidmt 1 year ago
does this turn anybody on?
jaffriescobar 1 year ago
@jaffriescobar Just female frogs :-)
frustrado 1 year ago
wtf
carlosalan16 1 year ago
reverse boner all the way
rikkieatspie 1 year ago 2
I fail for watching the whole thing!!!
AverageJoeLui 1 year ago 163
@AverageJoeLui lol i saw a dude getting on a pole and i stopped
JAKETHEGREAT11100 1 year ago
there goes my launch....
johnpham117 1 year ago
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johnpham117 1 year ago
The fact that it was a guy was fail enough.
rapgang 1 year ago
I think I'd rather see Kirstie Alley trying out the pole
DancingSpiderman 1 year ago
@DancingSpiderman oh shit... the captcha for the previous entry was
"duckcest"
woah, not incest -- DUCKcest
who the hell thinks of these captchas?!?!?
DancingSpiderman 1 year ago