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  • After I played that with my new band, I had a smoke with my guitarist. I told him what an orgasm it is to play it on the drums. He told me the same, in 16/4, you understand.

  • 0:07-0:37 Purchase Nothing right now!

  • what droug they use?

  • @Alan919

    Djent. They use djent..

  • 1:42 "I LIKE JUICE !!!!"

  • lol awesome!

  • is this meant to be blurred as fuck

  • meshuggah the only band that are so awesomme that they only need 240p videos to make people happy :D

  • 1:37

  • Noone gives a shit, they are both great drummers.

  • After watching this video the 5938395th time, I realized that there is only one guy playing!

  • @MIKEPORNTOY u serious!! Mangini is far better. Portnoy has a big kit and hardly uses 1/4 of it.

    plus mangini was world's fastest drummer in 2008 (not sure of the date).

    You have a lost argument

  • @atrumluminarium Because how many drums you have and how fast you play totally are the things that make you a good drummer.

    Totally bro.

    Totally.

  • @atrumluminarium Lars Ulrich it´s better.....

  • their new album!!!! I'm most looking forward to this year. COMING SOON, pit a pat!!!!!!

  • 4:26 :o

  • crappy use of 8 string..

  • @rockshow256 crappy use of sperm

  • @Roqy96 sure they are kid.

  • DAT LICK

  • 133 people are rational gays

  • i bet jens made this with windows movie maker... ahahah

  • the mullet really sets it off... mmm, the mathyness.

  • Passed my maths exam because of this

  • 1:43 Olive Juice, Finish Your Juice, Filtered Vitamin Substance! 

  • i like your t-shirt

  • great!!!!!!!!

  • I HAVE NO JOB

    I HAVE NO MONEY

    I HAVE NO CAR

    BUT I'M IN THE BAND! 

  • i never noticed till now, none of the band is actually in this video, just the vocalist haha

  • Meshuggah make the most metal videos EVER

  • and that kids is a guitar rapeness literally talking

  • I LIKE JUICE

    FINISH YOUR JUICE

    FILTERED VITAMIN SUBSTANCE

  • Heaviest riff ever and only 2 notes, WIN

  • Kevorkian Method is a local band from Hollister MO looking for fans. They are pretty sick! Give them 5 minutes of your time? You wont regret it! AND Meshuggah is SICK

  • somebody got a new camera !

  • To taki szwedzki Kobong, tylko że gorszy...

  • Better audio quality than the vevo video. I approve.

  • Epic video for a epic song

  • Mike Portnoy rapes Tomas Haake and comes back for sloppy seconds.

  • @MlKEPORNTOY Lol, fuck off, we dont give a shit about your opinion and we disagree. And frankly, Dream Theater's new drummer mike mangini is much better.

  • @MetalReigns2

    Mangini is a fucking amateur next to Portnoy. He's not nearly as sexy, and never takes his shirt off. The Janeane Garofalo look isn't doing much for him.

  • @MlKEPORNTOY Lol, okay, now I KNOW you are a troll.

  • @MlKEPORNTOY noone likes rapests, and yu say mike is a rapest hmmmm ok

  • @MlKEPORNTOY LOL ive seen you on like 10 fucking videos now trashing bands that rape dream theatre in the ass. Troll much?

  • @MlKEPORNTOY hey dude, everyone likes dream theater, everyone likes mike portnoy, but there's no reason to compare him to haake. they play 2 different types of music, and have 2 complete different styles. instead of comparing the 2, just respect both of em and say theyre both awesome, because they are.

  • @sk8rt33 i hate dream theater, what the hell you talkin about "everyone likes dream theater" gtfo.

  • This.... is the true definition of schizophrenia

  • meshugah are meshugah

    

  • @afnman83 Apart from when they're Meshuggah.

  • Nuclearblast: Oh shit! we haven't started on the music video for Rational Gaze!

    Jens Kidman: Chill the fuck down, i got this!

  • lol we day was in the ad

    fuck we day, it's only one day, me day is everyday

  • "Our light-induced image of truth

    Filtered blank of its substance

    As our eyes won't adhere to intuitive lines

    Everything examined, Separated, one thing at a time

    The harder we stare the more complete the

    disintegration

    Dissolution"

    ?

  • no its i like juice its the truth

  • 0:16 is what I'm doing for the whole video

  • lol ad for the Country music awards before this

  • I always knew jens kidman was the real mastermind behind the music of meshuggah.

  • don't know what so great about this band they just sound boring and all their songs sound the same

  • @king000546 Well it's not like it sounds bad. There are definite, subtle differences if anything between their songs. And also, a quick metaphor... or something. Just because something like orange juice or pancakes tastes the same doesn't mean it's a bad thing if they taste good

  • @king000546 Unfortunately for you it's because you don't quite know what you're listening to. The differences are subtle in this record. If you've only listened to "Nothing" then I suggest you give some other albums a try.

  • @king000546 roflmao...are u into music? i mean, into the theory and all that? do u play any instruments for real?

    if your answer is no, i suggest u change...if your answer is yes, then you should just listen to lady gaga

  • @DihColorado LOL why are you so offended im just saying what i feel about this band and thats my opinion im guessing your one of those kids that cry and whine about dislikes on videos and complain about what real music is and this band is talented but like i said it just sounds boring to me and its not my style of metal and for your questions i am into music, i don't know what theory you are talking about and i play the bass guitar peace

  • Our light-induced image of truth

    Filtered blank of its substance

    As our eyes won't adhere to intuitive lines

    Everything examined, Separated, one thing at a time

    The harder we stare the more complete the

    disintegration

    Dissolution

  • 4:25 LMFAO xD

  • "Guys, we need to send this video to the label ASAP! And we havent even pushed concepts around!"

    "Don't worry, I got tis".

  • What does his shirt say? I have no job, I have no money, I have no car, ......?

  • @TruthSufferage but im in a band ;)

  • Meshuggah is the shit. That is all.

  • How to drink juice....

  • The intro of this song just needs the middle finger xD

  • I LIKE JUICE!

  • I've been listening to "djent" for a while now. Never really dug meshuggah too much, but I never heard this song. This song is butt sex with an asian hookerific.

  • First song I've ever heard by them and still one of my favorites!

  • Him playing guitar he looks and licks like a pornstar.

  • I love the way they put the "Snare" in the video always when there isn't snare in the audio hahaha

  • I hate math... but i love Meshuggah

  • ..alguien no entiende el buen uso de la ironía??

  • That video was so fucking metal \m/

  • I wonder what it was like to be the 666,666th viewer...

  • @WoWbankaissj9999crit not as good as being the 666th

  • @WoWbankaissj9999crit I heard satan comes thru the computer and gives you a tittie twister

  • LOL this band's music videos are ridiculous

  • Is Jens making a tribute to Phil Lynott?

  • This video has a deep significance: it teaches how to love Nuclearblast using this as an official video. Ah, Meshuggah rules!!

  • Did you all know that Meshugga is slang for crazy?

  • @shepdude666 Meshuggah is crazy in hebrew and yiddish

  • @guysapire im meshuggah for coco puffs

  • Dans la colonne d'artiste associés, j'ai vu Cypress Hill O.o 1

  • meshugga is weird

  • I don't think this is actual photage from when they recorded the song, the drummer is clearly out of pace withe music and even the guitarist... Oh wait, it's probably just that the audio is delayed to the video. Daaamn youtube!

    Disregard what I just wrote :P. Funny vid is funny!

  • @doggybag71 if you watch again you will even notice that this is the jens kidman delirium video and it's just the vocalist pissing about with instruments while bored or drunk or high or something

  • lol nigthwish in suggestion bar

  • RATIONAL FUCKIN' GAZE 

  • I like this video 'cause this show how they are for real, these guys are very humble people, i love meshuggah :)

  • I LIKE JUICE

    FINISH YOUR JUICE

    FILTERED VITAMIN SUBSTANCE

    ADD SORROW ICE

    WATERED INTO INTUITIVE LICE

    EVERYTHING IS SALMON

    SEPARATING ONE FIN AT A TIME

    THE CAR WE SELL AT MY COMPANY

  • @Trawlling

    dude i dont know if i hate u or if u r my idol

  • @jon1151 i'm like Meshuggah. I grow on you, in time...

  • @Trawlling WILL DISENTEGRATE, SHIT!

    IT'S A VUUUULTUUUURE!

    ICE! IT'S OOOOVER!

  • Its nice to see a Heavy Metal band with a sense of humour. Not trying to act tough.

    Shuggah' FTW

  • Me: MOM!!!

    Mom: What??? Are you going to kill 126 people???

    Me: What are you talking about??? I'm just hungry...

  • It should be "...ladies and djentlemen..." in the description.

  • I love the music videos meshuggah makes... They are so fucking what.

  • I HAVE NO JOB

    I HAVE NO MONEY

    I HAVE NO CAR

    BUT I'M IN A BAND

  • @LemmyFTW

    that's me ^_^

  • @LemmyFTW i have the same t-shirt.....\M/ o_O \M/

  • @LemmyFTW i have a job no money just lost my girlfriend my car broke down on me and im in a band.

  • @LemmyFTW  I need that shirt.

  • best video ever?

  • Meshuggah=Insanity on Hebrew

    <3

  • These guys. They must love their job so much.

  • my god... =D

  • 1:42 I like juice :D

  • What a Mesh......lol

  • the image is delayed but who gives a fuck its still a better music video than any other fucking metal songs

  • he really nails that last solo part! Face and all! xD

  • That is the singer of meshuggah, right? (don't remember the name)

  • @skypeaventyr Jens Kidman

  • yeeeeeeaaaa bum fights 3!!

  • dont get me wrong.. i feel bad even saying it, i LOVE Meshuggah, they are all extremely talented and awesome... but i have never really been into Thordendal's solos

  • @viperxl Really? I feel they have the perfect blend of Jazz fusion/Proggy-ness that Meshuggah is a big fan of, and the overwhelming dissonance they've come to be known for.

  • Math metal is the shit \m/

  • The Guitarist is playing 2/9

    The Bassist 4/16

    Tomas Haake is playing 16/8 over 3/4

    And the singer is doing whatever the f*ck he wants

    If you say they're off beat your wrong...it's Meshuggah :D

  • @PINQINQ Try doing your girlfriend to those time signatures. Broken Pelvis!

  • @PINQINQ wtf 2/9

  • @PINQINQ

    2/9 isn't a time signature. Neither is 4/16.

    Haake is playing 4/4.

  • @RuKuLuke oh my god I know haha, I'm just exaggerating to make a point

  • @RuKuLuke 4/16 is a time signature....

  • @pooluke41

    16/4 is.

  • @RuKuLuke And 4/16,

    It's just 1/4

  • Wait a minute, WAIT A MINUTE!

    THIS IS THE SAME PERSON!

  • Guitars sound too sick

  • the yellow walls are so fucking metal

  • i like juice? 1:41

  • @mingamlehummer fuck yea

  • the cheapest video in metal history:))), if we exclude Immortal:))

  • lmao... niiiice

  • ladies and gentlemen... this what you do when you snort 2 grams of coke and have nothing to do

  • take a gander at my take on rational gaze.

  • really violent :D

  • imagine getting drunk with this guy...

  • djent..

    \m/

  • Jens you are a comedy genius

  • If you guys like this you should check out

    BearCore

    just type in "bear core" in your search bar

    guys, trust me

    as a fan of Meshuggah for 7 years, i know you'll BearCore if you like this!!!

  • Meshuggah the band that looks good in any Resolution, even 240P.

  • I like how they don't take themselves too seriously.

  • @iAmPesukone Youtube "Meshuggah : The Movie" If you ahvent seen it ...yeh they don't take SHITTING seriously! haha Love Meshuggah

  • Hahaha! I was head banging so hard. I hit my fucking head off my key board.. Shit

  • Best Black Veil Brides song EVER!!

  • 1:40 I like juice

  • its green.

  • Check out this cover we did of this song:

    /watch?v=JeIcdEPfWvE

  • @zimonslot Give me a moment to laugh at your ignorance

    ha-ha

    That is all.

  • @RazorRazer Good call sir... good call... Meshuggah!! OOGAH!! \m/

  • @zimonslot Go back to your beiber hits and vampire books.

  • @zimonslot Hmmm....Looks like you will stay in the cookie-cutter realm of pop.

  • @zimonslot Retards like you make my day..Now you may fuck off..

  • I like juice.

    nuff said.

  • 1:42-1:50 I LIKE JUICE, FINISH YOUR JUICE, FILTERED VITEMIN SUBSTANCE!!!

  • @druthegreat50 THE HARDER WE STIR, THE MORE COMPLETE THE DISINTEGRAAAAATTTIIOOOOON

    DISSSSSOOLLLUUUUUTIIIIOOONNNNN

  • @druthegreat50

    I heard the same thing

  • @D3RK3 i know right

  • @druthegreat50 na man he says ''I LIKE JUICE, IT IS THE TRUTH, FILTERED VITAMIN SUBSTANCE'' xD

  • @druthegreat50 hahaha what are the real lyrics? :P

  • @mrjacksepticeye it is the real lyrics ;)

  • @mrjacksepticeye it is the real lyrics...

  • when me and my grandpa was young girls we used to listen to this song all the time.

  • 1:42 " I LIKE JUICE!!!"

  • 0:25 white Beautiful?

  • This shit makes me feel like a 11 year old girl, at a Justin Bieber concert

  • @TheVastacja my giniy tingles :O

  • @TheVastacja ...violated?

  • Thumbs up if you think this video is better than all those other generic "Stand in a cool place and play your instrument" music videos

  • Meshuggah fucking rules.

  • Is it just me or do all the band members look exactly the same?

  • I have that shirt, but for some reason it doesn't look as good on me.