Masturbating Monkey

[david180667]

Jeez, it ain't that funny...that woman cackling in the background needs to get out more....

[daigo619]

yes yes but when I do it in the street all are like "ohh, what a perv fuck you"

[mattuiop]

let him do his business, how would you like a bunch of monkeys laughing at you while you fap to porn?

[TCritzNasty69]

i feel bad for the kids that r watching that at the zoo

[ZzZz0mbiekiller]

that monkey can kill someone with that one

[marlo916]

@Warhammer40kWarGamer thanks. great info. lol

[baconat3r]

Why is everybody laughing at that poor black man

[deanacore]

@baconat3r lmfao



[PinkBolt10]

Is he playing with it if he was monkey gigady gigady gigady

[HClark2013]

dude that monkey is hung like a horse.

[bigwhiteballs27]

Obama masturbating

[ojideagu]

@bigwhiteballs27 It's your mother masturbating

[MrGlobix]

Hey ther wierd thing is that Horses Masturbate too, My uncle who owns a Ranch told me so, the question is, How?

[Streifi]

@MrGlobix They are slapping their junk against their belly to do so.

[ps3quinn]

That monkey and I have something in common;)

[lolligager21]

look at me! im performing for the camera!

worlds biggest monkey dick??

[gsus7125]

Why the fuck does that monkey have an 18 inch penis!

[metrOjedi]

we're not so different, after all.

[charliestube1]

The original Pool Shootin' Monkey & The Signifying Monkey. Courtesy of the late great Rudy Ray Moore A.k.a Dolemite!!!

[boygth]

wasn da lustig dran oder lacht ihr auch wenn ihr euch ein von der palme knallt

[exel191]

:D:D:D:D geiler comment :D

[Pklosers]

i would blow that

[boatoflol]

fappermonkey will show you his techniques!

[jezstar92]

very immature

[Spikesfeet]

that woman's laugh was nasty...

how about some privacy for that poor sexually frustrated monkey.

[LaTrine666]

TNB!!!

[MisterModder123]

Holy shit, this is nasty, but hilarious!

[emjayyap]

EWEWEWEWEWEEW!!!

[gruvalisticno]

Is this his dick?

[agtitan2868]

yep

[gruvalisticno]

Hes big

[agtitan2868]

yep! lol

[mondinternational]

everyone please search "desenexxx"and clin on anny of them

[MikeUntstinks]

it's B-a-r-a-c-k ya dumb snaggletooth sister-fucking hick

[idole8]

Now THAT'S spanking the monkey!! LOL

[Vgard]

FAP FAP FAP

[maddcatforlife]

come on let the monkey enjoy itself privately!

[kawaiifreak860]

lol funny.

It's a possibly gay or bi monkey. roflmao

it licked its own penis. o.O

[6487ichigotheman]

wow this this is umm....wow HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­

[Rogueye]

up and down.. up and down..up down up down up down

[7LinkMcCloud81]

That monkey's sinning! I guess he never read the Bible.

[TheMannz89]

im confused is the term spanking the mojo applied to the monkey or...... what

[kknay]

go for the gold, pal!!!!!

[BeastChakra]

Look at how long his thing is damn,

monkey got meat,

[AdAmStGg]

homie is hung!

[videolover61]

Hey he sucked his own cock for a second there...wish I could do that to myself...

[nicodagger]

he's spanking the monkey!!

[jess0687x]

someone in this video has a reaaallly bad laugh

[talldude950]

i know i wanted to go back in time to when and where ever this happened and just shove a sock in his mouth

[simhopp]

that monkey is going right to hell for sure! ha ha!

[drealgrin]

that's what i'd be doing.

[Simonhakken]

they evolve!

[2000tidus2000]

what's so enjoyng? i just don't understand..

if u see an uman masturbate himself d u laught?

why the monkey is funny? :S

[hipelephant]

if you have followed the links like i have you may have noticed that i have watched alot of animals breeding, masturbating or being masturbated, but then again so hav you.

[Magikoopa01]

that's one long skinny dick!

[destinystruth]

this is on my 'reccomend for you'

gj youtube =.="

[godmodergirl]

So... animals do masturbate after all. Wow. xD

[dudedudedude94]

oh fucking!

[quacklovestess]

how come this doesn't have over a million views!!

[Ashley100pm]

u ppl are retarded. "Obama your so funny" Just watch the video an shut up with ur racist trash comments.

[legorret1]

Obama you are so funny ! ha ha ha !

[fraizer57]

Woooooow was that black Houssein Obama in the White House South lawn? Was he showing his cock to all those stupid white American voters telling them the best he could do is to jerk for American voters?

[shaunnol]

suck my dick

[fraizer57]

shunnol, I leave that job to your mother fucker black bastard snob president Black Houssein Osama. However I let you kiss my ass since it is better looking that fucking Obama. Now fuck off.

[SK4TERJ4M3S1993]

see they are smart!!

[oxxLiloxxo]

LMAO!!

[RakeRocter]

spank the monkey.

[lilbolla]

hehe lol :) fuking funny shit man 5 *****

[RobertNM]

So much for wikipedia and it's "humans are the primate with the largest size compared to thier body", that thing was to his knees at least.

[SentinelKnight26]

hahahahahahaha ultra LOL LOL LOL LOL

[Reiben91]

stfu this is just funny ass hell xD

DIRTY MONKEY JACKING OFF IN PUBLIC!!!

[bpippin99]

I think its funny how everyone has something negative to say about the people laughing. There is no way in heck if you were at the zoo and saw this and you wouldn't laugh.

[7Row7enn7]

Why is his cock just flapping up and down while he stares into space?

[snakepit000]

YOu try getting a hard on when there's hundreds of people staring and laughing at you.

[hh73]

ok its like officialy scary how many monkey jack off videos are on youtube!

[Hellpartyboy2009]

What makes it so ridiculous? Those people who laugh do it as well!

[CptJackA]

that vid prove we come from monkeys!!!!!!!!

[rocketman6464]

hey!!! can i get a little privacy over here please---thank you.

[RohenQ]

The idiot people laughing in the background are so pitiful.

[marlo916]

dude that monkey has a bigger penis than i do. wtf.

[PerfektBlue]

Because you dont masturbate so often like he

[zeb120]

all animals have longer penises BECAUSE their repsective female counterparts always demand alot of sex before rearing baby pregnancy cycle....

[marlo916]

but i jack off all the time and it doesnt get any bigger... :/

[9thehardys13]

@marlo916

I know right!!!!

[ojideagu]

@marlo916 Humans have the largest penis, this must be a small monkey and it looks bigger then it really is.

[marlo916]

@ojideagu idunno what kinda humans you're looking at but whales have the largest penis at around 3ft.. nohomo.

[ojideagu]

@marlo916 I meant to say the largest of the primates

[djawanet654]

hahahaahhahah....12x

[0v3r74k3r]

seems like there are monkeys on both sides of the fence

[alynwhite]

@0v3r74k3r LOL

[Necesitounanenaya]

Realmente denigrante...me gustaría ver a esas viejas putas que ríen lo que hacen ellas con sus peludos y arrugados chochos malolientes. Ay, ay, ay...qué arrugadita han de tener la pasita, juassssssssssss. Con sólo pensarlo, un@ ya se debería de desorejar de la risa, jajajaja

[killer3157]

:17-:25 was an.......E*P*I*C*-F*A*I*L*!!!!­!

[jayson8889898]

one word to say..LOL!

[Blitzkrieg697]

Man, that stupid laughing bitch is fucking annoying. I don't see what's so funny. Monkeys masturbate just like people do!!

[londono3]

I totally agree with you. It shows you the actual immaturity of adults and to believe they are bringing up the next generation. God help us !!

[Blitzkrieg697]

Yeah, it is pretty immature. What the hell is so funny? Darwin's Theory of Evolution suggests that humans supposedly evolved from monkeys.

If that's the case, then I'm sure it makes perfect sense for a monkey to jack off. They're just like us! LOL.

[londono3]

Your right ,we enjoy it so why shouldn't they. Although I'm not sure i could do it with a crowd looking but I've done it in some weird places( when i was younger of course ! ) but no one watching ,I think ?

[DVolk94]

so why did you watch the video?

[tuhtaypay]

its funny cuz its doing something that you wouldn't expect it to be doing in the zoo and the realization that monkeys do it to is also funny

and it a crude humor movies make masturbation jokes all the time and they are funny, the idea of seeing a monkey beat his meat is just funny crude humor

so i can see y it was hilarious

[RexieTheKing]

thats a big monkey dick...

[Ghostings]

how stupid this laughing woman.

[RipFlm]

he's pro

[ThoughtCriminal911]

stupid ass bitches laughing. shows once again that sex is a taboo. Same goes for nudity

[xNAgff]

"So when moneys masturabte, is it called "spanking the human?" :D"

That's a false dichotomy :P.

[NikolaSchnitzer]

GET A LIVE HUMANITY

[DEFORCER]

poor bastard, he tries to jerk off, but instead he becomes the laughingstock of the zoo.

[wildkid4322]

you funny the magic stick

[charliestube1]

This monkey has got the Magic Stick.

[sodacan187]

I thought I heard kids near the end.

"Is he trying to peewee?"

[GYMMYT]

Sounds like Hillary really liked the big swinging cock on this monkey. Grow up, bitch!

[VincentDoCGunZ]

curious george rofl!!!!!

[firestarter7117]

ThaTS FREAKIN FUNNY!

[XinayShin]

I wonder what the little kids think!

[Stonemeister]

Black monkey...

Coincidence?

[RNS5722]

Someone get this monkey some Viagra

[drealmisafoggat]

STOP IMITATING ME

lol

[dramaticzak]

that makes me hot as hell...

[swtdream143]

That's huge...you sure it's not digitally enhanced because that's crazy.

[Serouisly]

holy crap that monkey dick is bigger than the ones the people laughing have

[smallepula]

what is it jerking off too? a banana lol

[35jug]

its a play monkey magizine

[samythra]

I really don't know what's so fun about this...

Why are the people laughing?

[sinik123]

u suck

[Sk8orgie]

at :19 seconds it collapses!!!!

[thatcoolguy69]

lol

[dabears2938]

poor lil fella must have gotten frightened

[BobMarley211]

did he finish?

[galatian5]

Should have thrown Dr. Zaius in there and they could have organized a circle jerk.

[Radmac5]

They should either provide the monkey with a female companion or either release it in the wild...this behaviour of caged animals is because of the stress...i wish i could put all the ladies laughing in that video in that cage...and let the monkey screw you all and you get infected with aids ans some more unknow diseases

[MetalicFlames]

the monkey is forced to masterbate because all of the other monkeys in the cage are male

[Darrylizer1]

Well I guess we now know why hands evolved.

[thesystemxdown]

LOL hes two handing that sheit

[bronzeoverlord]

haha priceless

[aggrippa]

No one can say that only humans and dolphins enjoy sex after seeing this.

[CraftLulz]

thats a big dick, i wanna stick it up my vajayjay

[Scaboom]

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[motorphetamine]

haha, thats fucked up.... I like it :D

[1101blueli]

0:10s broke -.-?

[charliestube1]

Pool Shooting Monkey

[VileGas]

Spanking the human?

[Emceephil1]

i bet that laughing bitch touches herself in the shower.

[curiousgeorgeg8r]

lol

[manofsteel33]

That's not even funny donotfret...It would be funny if they showed the part where he gives your mother a facial!

[sebaba001]

it gets to his knees!! thats long!!

[savebritainkillachav]

hahah that's what i call SPANKING THE MONKEY!! i wish i never clicked on this!

[leeham991]

Why are human dicks so much smaller compared to body size?

I want a dick at tall as I am!

[winxcat]

lol

[riceboi1983]

damn that monkey has a bigger thang than me.

[Braz10avs]

mines bigger

[winxcat]

...sure it is...

[killhurt01]

HAHAHAHAHAH thats a huge penis

[glad122912]

why do monkeys get away with wiennie waving?

[Recordinglife]

Spanking the monkey...the origins.

[MasterXiggy]

poor poor monkeh we humans sure do find humor in many ways dont yah agree

[ichirub]

Poosh the mankey.

[Fma1416]

0:08 "GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

[dalifar]

If i did this at the zoo i would get arrested bah i want to be a monkey!

[kiropoldoro]

build a space craft and make a space journey, when you end up in the Planet of the Apes, there! you shall get the opportunity!

[ALBERTOSKATER436]

wow its silver wtf

[patrickkkkk27]

HI HO SILVER AWAY

[joopq]

i think his name at the zoo is mandrillingo.

[joopq]

this monkey is packin the serious pipe! Oranga Dong Silver.

[48acar19]

Women are even more amused than kids!!! LOL

[JinEfreet]

Ehh, he's just showing off.

[charliestube1]

Who needs VIAGRA when this monkey can make it grow by the minute!!!

[kiropoldoro]

the Zoo is rated R,..