Sh*t Syrian Jews Say

[krazypants102]

Im jewish syrian but its funny

[nezzz5]

awesome vid im from panama the whole community is from syria !!!!

you should make on witjout the echo please !!!!

thanks

[jackdawak]

@nezzz5 what echo?

[ifourworldscollidex3]

LOL "I work at the t-mobile store on Kings Highway" hahaha

[michaelc214]

could have been equally as funny with a dif title and without dirty comments .. some things are just unnecessary

[shebby109]

Hahaha i coudnt stop laghing "david were iz da kusa" haha

[chaimrools]

That's so true me and my parents talk like that all the time

[Captivating0]

LOL we need u guys to back to syria :\

[ElioraKatz]

I know so many syrian jews like this....



[DidilovesJoey8]

Hahhaha Bateee5 mbasmer!! :)) I use this a lot in my vocabulary

[DidilovesJoey8]

You guys are so funny!! :)

[suzyntaylor]

lol make more of these videos

[suzyntaylor]

love it so funny!!!:)

[adame613]

What the hell is college. BEST LINE = sooo True about Syrian Jews b/c their parents are all rich

[yaffa1010]

It means maide

[lyate76]

@zz...the chadamah is the maid..lol my wifes bat mitzva!!!!

[ZZMA23ZZ]

What is the Chadameh

[yaffa1010]

R u jews

[ZZMA23ZZ]

wht did djbasheer say?

[5554Linda]

So weird why do guys do that I'm a Jew is didn't take it funny at all

[lovely6581]

THIS WAS DAHAK!!!!!!!

lol u guyz r so funny!! oh and u showed my house ;)

[famousgirl421]

we are all jewish and because of videos like this, we dont have mashiach u guys are a disgrace

[OOTism]

OMG I am LEGIT DYING!!! this is awesome. kililililililililililili!!!

[prettybella1982]

u guys are cracking me up your soo funny like haj already its too funny btw are comin to my wifes bat mitzvah! from where you buy? how come? its sooooooo funny make somthing else like this and thats funny as this!! you guys are soooooooooo good!!!!!!

[yaboys9]

i think u included about every single syrian term. LIGIT!

[MrKarateka123]

@jackdawak He's a low-life, who cares?

[ikie216]

i agree with Jack if you cant laugh at yourself then go back up Furry Murry's ass and curse the world. stop picking on kids having innocent fun humor. nothing inappropriate about it! Look forward the the sequel!

[pinkpanther431]

Haha " jea jea!!!!!!" 99 cents expensive" lol "someone stole the escape key definitely the chadameh"

[abuezoom]

the best video i saw in this year , why u don't u guys u come back to u'r home syria ???

and how i can contact to any of u guys ???

[MotherLuver29]

"Someone stole the escape key...DEFINITELY THE CHADAMEH" I DIED! I LEGIT DIED HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :D

[ZZMA23ZZ]

@MotherLuver29 who is the chadameh?

[jaygrif30]

mad funny

[ElisaAvigayil]

@jackdawak Try the Ishtar Alabina version. Search in YouTube under "Ishtar Alabina" and "Habibi Ya Nour El Ain"

[coolsnow7]

I expected this to suck royally like the other "shit Jewish ___ say". I was so wrong

[Hbmets69]

DAHAAAAAAKKKKKKKK



[yourmomgavemeablowjo]

what that last song called

[Apple123Hacker]

Ahhhhhlaaan ,,

[andomiz1015]

gotta love all of the haters-- the jealous SY's and the random racist hicks--

[MrMrfuxalot]

Hey so you comin to my wife's bat mitzvah? XD

[abuezoom]

@djbasheeer i love u guys SY jews , and I'm syrian and my name is Mohammed . jack u'r answer is't cool

[jackdawak]

@abuezoom sry dude i ddnt mean to offend...when someone makes a stupid and unnecessary comment like he did, its kind of hard not to respond a bit harshly...sry if i offended u man

[MrMrfuxalot]

@djbasheeer fuck you lil shit

[MrKarateka123]

@djbasheeer So hate us! We don't care! You FAG!|

[hk34390]

@djbasheeer FUCK OFF

[ElisaAvigayil]

Here are a few: "What, you're still single? But you're already 19 years old. No one is going to want to marry you now!" "Is he an SY or a J-Dub?" "Haram!!!" "Mashallah!"

[ElisaAvigayil]

You forgot this line: "I have the perfect person for you to marry....So what that he's your first cousin."

[ElisaAvigayil]

Hey, your name is Jack Dweck? I think you're my cousin! On my grandmother's side of course.

"Yo, are you coming to my wife's Bat Mitzvah?" Epic!!!!!!!!!

[edsitt]

what a vid wowwwww its sick jaja ahahhahahahah i know u from camp vic gindi

[bergidam]

dahakkk!!!



[alguy456]

make another video its hilarious

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[alguy456]

what shul do u guys go to shaare zion?

[nisan124]

WERE GOING TO HAVE KIBEA AND TABULEA

[IpadTouch3G]

where R U GUYZ FROM SYRIA ?

[IpadTouch3G]

hahahahahahaha omg omg omg i cant stop laughing hahah xD

[tinbin1231]

jeje!!!!!!



[dweck]

Respect!

[aliberty2]

coudlve been better. wasn't too funny

[isaac10231]

Perfect in every way... This isn't a sketch its legit.

[trina1245]

Great job!! Guys check out SH*T PEOPLE SAY ABOUT ISRAEL!!!

[Xxthezohan99xX]

Lol if your Syrian and you laughed like this comment. :)

[RedHoodie33]

haha rlly funny showed it to my syrian freind and she loved it (She said you were a counselor in her camp)

[10millionproductions]

i love it how they used "boats" as a tag

[akam1171]

This is so brooklyn syrians. I live all around all of them.

[lorb97]

@akam1171 OFFENSIVE

[TisJinG]

"Should I show more chest hair?" LOLL. so in BK...

[iTuttefruit]

never knew syrian jews existed

[TheEljohara]

syrian jews dont exist

[MrKarateka123]

@TheEljohara Yeah, I AM one. Did you like the video?

[cheeseitjn]

syrian jews. COULD THIS BE MORE SPECIFIC?

[frankwolf83]

I love the "shoo yanee bateekh basmir" at 2:47.

[josephchaim]

JeeeeeeeeeJ

[jch551]

busha

[yaboys9]

"It was definitly the hadama"

[froco93]

Never laughed harder in my life. spot on

[rofljerk]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA JEJE



[DaughterOf26]

hahahhahahaa funniest thing of my life.

[Ssrn789]

I'm not saying this wasn't funny, I was laughing almost the whole time.. but I don't know if YouTube was the best place to post something like this... again I'm not attacking anyone because this video was really funny, I just don't know if this was the best forum to post it ... just a thought ...

[Apple123Hacker]

I pray in shareh zion lol

[Apple123Hacker]

Jack this is the best vid u ever uploaded

[ahhyoou]

awesome!

[EmiLynn54]

This is wayy too funny!! 9 o'clock syrian time yeah so like 12 o'clock

[gracietification]

We have been crying from laughter sincewe saw this video! must have watched 50 times. Jido's Jido! Achlan!

From where you buy? how commmmmmme?

[slammin120889]

Sooooo not funny. Barely made it through.

[yaboys9]

Lol it was the hadama

[Clarksgirl93]

best part of the whole video 2:53

[brod103playstation]

This is soooo funny

[brod103playstation]

Holy shit this is fuckin hilarious

[rshweky9]

whatta daaaahaaak!

[jtawil123]

lol love the "jeje"



[YeshuaPeace]

wtf........

[elmann911]

great job, this was very funny and true

[jaygee119]

Out of the 10,447 views at least 38 of them are from me....i quote this video every second oh and are you coming to my wife's bat mitsvahs??

[dabraham03]

I love the Cartman "Maaam" at 1:22

[rshweky9]

i saw my house hahahah

[rshweky9]

shaare tziooonnnn! hahahhaha round the block from my house

[nowayitsme999]

This isnt even five blocks from me 0.o and I'm italian

[pinkpanther431]

Sick video jack! haha love the "Jej" part

[magicmarv98]

jack sick video its marv and could u sub back



[andomiz1015]

"you wanna spark a hooka?" 

[10millionproductions]

"From where you boy?" "how come?" hahahah

[Bolverk100]

This just promotes the stereotype that Syrian Jewish females use comically large emery boards.

[Adele652]

we were all gazzed out, out of our minds. best line haha

[hyhaddad]

glad u think its funny. my friends dont, neither do I. prey we dont run into eachother on the street.

[jackdawak]

@hyhaddad YouTube should have an "empty threat button" for people like you....and its "pray" with an A....get a sense of humor and learn to laugh at yourself every once in a while

[bilditup1]

@jackdawak

don' listen to these idiots dude. this is the best thing since enclavement; i dunno how many times i've watched it already

[clearrichard]

Haha... how funny! 

[rockinmax122]

Jack, you are talented.

[OfearNY]

I never knew what a Syrian Jew was until I moved from Westchester to Brooklyn.

[vicky2c]

Ok I almost did this, but I already got killed for making a shit spoiled japs say. oh well..respect!

[dweckman90]

"Can you sponsor me? I'm running in the Disney half for team SBH"

[ph0oky]

should be titled "shit boats say"

[Adele652]

@ph0oky seriously...2 diff worlds

[screamersp]

@ph0oky i agree...should def be shit boats say...half the things don't apply to mainstream sy's

...i applaud the effort, i didn't think it was really so funny and thought it couldv'e been done better and funnier, but i love the idea and concept b/c us SY's are ridiculous sometimes.

[lilmissjewtuber11]

haha wives bat mittzvah best line ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[xxSubfocusxx]

That house looks like the season finale of Hoarders: Buried Alive .. got dayum get a chadameh or some shit

[jjhand12536]

Dirty boats just jealouse of SY's !!! Board!!!!

[REDHEADBOAT]

t legit think the guy tthat lives in that jahesh house on est 4 is israeli mafia

[AbeShaul]

HYSTERICAL

[beaut619]

omg jack ???? i cant believe how funny this is!! great stuff

[daBLUEroomband]

Yo jack 2000 views in one day!!!!!!!!! How'd u pull that off !! Lol

[sammyg4567]

Hahahaha jack I love you!!!!!

[MordechaiS100]

lol this is dead on

[jewzownu]

so fake, every1 knows chadamahs dont have cars, & not 1 word of rancing? or jdub refrences or only buying wholesale or nieking kish

[coexistize]

looks and sounds like a bunch of bored Jdubs with a streak of jealousy for sy's

[madison1028]

"how come there's no snow on my chadame's bike??

[ekim23k]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooool­

[zombiesplusrainbows]

coming to my wife's bat mitzvah?!?!!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAS

[RelaxEasy]

I CANT BELIVE THIS. HILARIOUSSS . GOOD STUFF!

[bilditup1]

this was classic bro. recognized every outdoor shot, including the jesus house on ave u bet 4th and 5th and that random doctors office

but yeah not enough pig latin

[vicvega713]

pathetically stupid video. i've laughed more during 9/11 memorials.

[machaddad7]

@vicvega713 too soon buddy

[samlan08]

@vicvega713 r u retarded who laughs at a 9/11 memorial

[eman20999]

Very arp-shay. But where's the pig latin? Are you sketching me? or what?

[Orangefroggy62]

Guys*

[Orangefroggy62]

You forgot to mention how you guy use last names when talking about someone and how there are multiple people with the same first and last names haha this was funny

[ElisaAvigayil]

@Orangefroggy62: "Wait, which Jack is coming to your wife's Bat Mitzvah? Is that Jack Cohen, or Jack Sutton? Oh, Jack Cohen? Wait, which Jack Cohen?"

[jmishify]

u missed "the sy's are better..." this is the funniest thing on youtube

[jaygee119]

im pretty sure ive seen mrs. hazen with some of those clothes before

[hyperins0mnia]

hahahaha JACK this is amazing.

[whattimeyougot]

omg!! this is hilariously true!! ur accents are amazing!

[doubledevil]

Audio's pretty crap and not all of these soundbites are that great, but I found the whole nail-filing skit series hilarious