pssst, hey, creationist, come here for a second....come closer...a little closer....WHY THE FUCK WOULD GOD PUT MAMMALS IN THE FUCKING WATER?!??!!?!?!?!
@BillKiernan why would evolutionists make fake discoveries like Lucy who was found in different sediment layers and a few animals parts scattered around the area? and Nebraska man invented by a simple pig tooth? idiot
@GWmaximus Lucy is not a "fake" discovery. lucy is only fake in Answers in Genesis and the Discovery Institute land. And who discovered and revealed that Nebraska man was a hoax? OH YEAH, "EVOLUTIONIST" SCIENTISTS. Thanks for playing tard.
@GWmaximus and anyway, remind me why god would put mammals who have to come up for air, whose skeletal systems are like land mammals instead of fish? for the lulz?
Terry Mortenson and whale evolution, all I can say is "that is quite possibly the dumbest thing anyone has ever uttered....everyone in the audience is now dumber for having heard that. I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul."
"i think it's a classic case of deception, of deliberately deceiving the public" - this coming from a guy who swindles the people's hard earned money with his religious non-sense...
apparently something like 50, 000 changes for land dweller to become sea dweller, all positive mutations, and thats conservative, and at the half way point a really messed up animal that is neither fit for land or sea, so tell me now you arrogant evolutionists who believes in fairy tales?
@jelleepit OMG! 50,000 changes!!! That would take soooo long like MILLIONS OF YEARS!!! Stupid creatard, go read a book other than your foo foo cherry picked bible verses, at-least read the whole damn bible so that when i call you a sick sadistic bastard for worshiping a god a vile as the one in the bible, i can take solace in the fact that you actually know your religion. Take a minute to think for yourself instead of listening to your Shepard i mean Pastor, wait, they're the same thing.. sheep.
@jelleepit The changes don't have to wait in line you know. "A really messed up animal that is neither fit for land or sea". You mean like an otter or a seal or a sea lion or a walrus?
@Hugh7777 Yo! What's up with seals, sea lions and walruses? You leave them alone they are quite happy as they are. If you wanna debate me lets go for it. You will lose because your theory is a joke.
In the US: 44% of the public believe in Young Earth Creationism, 39% believe in God-guided evolution, and 10% of the public believe in evolution without God.
Gee, I'd think you sure won this except that
5% of Scientists believe in Young Earth Creationism with 40% believing in God-guided evolution and a leading 55% believe in Evolution without God.
So congrats, the majority of people who don't know what the fuck they're talking about agree with you.
There are hundreds of YouTube videos that counter this kind of nonsense. Try searching. This video is (as you have noticed) nothing more than poking fun.
@freedom0speech why cant it be a conspiracy to destroy religion?..like all these evolutuonists are hardcore religion(and specifically Christianisty) haters...you dont see this with any other branch of science....why is there even a debate evolution vs creationism?
@smartcomputersystems Haha, hell yeah we get kicks mocking creationists!! Quite obviously FACTS don't work...We literate people have been showing you overwhelming evidence for quite some time and you just close your eyes, plug your ears and scream lalalalalalalalala "God say's it, I believe it, that settles it!" So guess what creatards, we're going to make fun of you! Because stupidity should be mocked. ESPECIALLY willful stupidity. I'd rather be immature than incompetent. Learn something useful
@smartcomputersystems The point is that not understanding how something works is not valid grounds for saying it's impossible. And he quite definitely doesn't understand.
(upper right) Cant quite make it out? Thats the point, older female Christian extremist with there lack of make up and deep rooted xenophobia homophobia and anti feminism. They give a bad name to the church,unless there baking american pie there bad publicity so its best they not be seen or heard.
(upper left) Closet atheist, know for taking prescription drugs with alcohol and crying alone. Rather then be the odd one out its best just to take a hip-flask and a bottle of vicodin to church
(lower right corner) Boarder line mentally retarded creationist. Know for being happy and optimistic. they enjoy volunteering for busy work at the church events. Safe topic conversations and sitting quietly.
(lower left corner) Know it all creationist, know for starting arguments with atheists, Organizing protests,taking notes while watching TV so they can inform the networks of there wrong doings. Discussing the bible and beating there wifes.
Way to go, idiot! I bet one of his followers did go home and drill their brains out if they believed that mess. At least it's very clear why they don't understand Evolution.
a bunch of books that all give the same spiel equaling one book you mean?
cero2515 4 weeks ago
haha bullshit u idiot
GWmaximus 2 months ago
That true.
jiminiflix 2 months ago
pssst, hey, creationist, come here for a second....come closer...a little closer....WHY THE FUCK WOULD GOD PUT MAMMALS IN THE FUCKING WATER?!??!!?!?!?!
BillKiernan 4 months ago
@BillKiernan Obviously to thwart evolutionists :)
WilliamTyndale1 3 months ago
@BillKiernan why would evolutionists make fake discoveries like Lucy who was found in different sediment layers and a few animals parts scattered around the area? and Nebraska man invented by a simple pig tooth? idiot
GWmaximus 2 months ago
@GWmaximus Lucy is not a "fake" discovery. lucy is only fake in Answers in Genesis and the Discovery Institute land. And who discovered and revealed that Nebraska man was a hoax? OH YEAH, "EVOLUTIONIST" SCIENTISTS. Thanks for playing tard.
BillKiernan 2 months ago
@GWmaximus and anyway, remind me why god would put mammals who have to come up for air, whose skeletal systems are like land mammals instead of fish? for the lulz?
BillKiernan 2 months ago
I like your approach , fuck having a dialogue with these close minded morons, just tell them their opinion is not worth shit and move on
angrywhenroused 5 months ago
Hehehe, dumb unintelligent creationism
Poodleinacan 5 months ago
why the FUCK do these creationist idiots think that evolution somehow happens over a generation, why do they made these stupid examples?
Its the stupidest things.
gulbirk 5 months ago
Hope a few of the audience members tried the experiment.
FluffyFeralMarmot 6 months ago
I think it's more sad than funny that some people actually take this stuff seriously
RabbitShirak 6 months ago
JUst when you thought creationists couldn't get any stupider. I'm nevere disappointed.
pilgrimpater 6 months ago
Terry Mortenson and whale evolution, all I can say is "that is quite possibly the dumbest thing anyone has ever uttered....everyone in the audience is now dumber for having heard that. I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul."
craigore2011 7 months ago
Mortenson is right, it is a classic case of deception, of deliberately deceiving the public... as long as he's talking about his own theory.
evadrol 7 months ago
"i think it's a classic case of deception, of deliberately deceiving the public" - this coming from a guy who swindles the people's hard earned money with his religious non-sense...
RAGHUVARVASUDEV 8 months ago
Music win
Barkeroni 10 months ago
apparently something like 50, 000 changes for land dweller to become sea dweller, all positive mutations, and thats conservative, and at the half way point a really messed up animal that is neither fit for land or sea, so tell me now you arrogant evolutionists who believes in fairy tales?
jelleepit 10 months ago
@jelleepit OMG! 50,000 changes!!! That would take soooo long like MILLIONS OF YEARS!!! Stupid creatard, go read a book other than your foo foo cherry picked bible verses, at-least read the whole damn bible so that when i call you a sick sadistic bastard for worshiping a god a vile as the one in the bible, i can take solace in the fact that you actually know your religion. Take a minute to think for yourself instead of listening to your Shepard i mean Pastor, wait, they're the same thing.. sheep.
jkt589 9 months ago 2
@jkt589 ...dick
alwaysterribleperson 4 months ago
@jkt589 nerd get a life seriously...
GWmaximus 2 months ago
@jelleepit The changes don't have to wait in line you know. "A really messed up animal that is neither fit for land or sea". You mean like an otter or a seal or a sea lion or a walrus?
Hugh7777 9 months ago
@Hugh7777 Yo! What's up with seals, sea lions and walruses? You leave them alone they are quite happy as they are. If you wanna debate me lets go for it. You will lose because your theory is a joke.
jelleepit 9 months ago
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pat5168 6 months ago
@jelleepit Our theory is a joke? Ok.
In the US: 44% of the public believe in Young Earth Creationism, 39% believe in God-guided evolution, and 10% of the public believe in evolution without God.
Gee, I'd think you sure won this except that
5% of Scientists believe in Young Earth Creationism with 40% believing in God-guided evolution and a leading 55% believe in Evolution without God.
So congrats, the majority of people who don't know what the fuck they're talking about agree with you.
pat5168 6 months ago
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Hugh7777 9 months ago
i wish someone would drill a hole in thi s guy's ignorant head :)
MGsven 11 months ago
This made me laugh. :D
baldurus1 11 months ago
Pity this vid has no point or comeback. Do you guys get off at making fun of creationists? Seriously lacking maturity
smartcomputersystems 11 months ago
@smartcomputersystems
There are hundreds of YouTube videos that counter this kind of nonsense. Try searching. This video is (as you have noticed) nothing more than poking fun.
freedom0speech 11 months ago 7
@freedom0speech why cant it be a conspiracy to destroy religion?..like all these evolutuonists are hardcore religion(and specifically Christianisty) haters...you dont see this with any other branch of science....why is there even a debate evolution vs creationism?
malechauvinistxy 2 months ago
@smartcomputersystems the point is that the arguments are blatantly stupid
SlauterHouZe101 9 months ago
@smartcomputersystems Haha, hell yeah we get kicks mocking creationists!! Quite obviously FACTS don't work...We literate people have been showing you overwhelming evidence for quite some time and you just close your eyes, plug your ears and scream lalalalalalalalala "God say's it, I believe it, that settles it!" So guess what creatards, we're going to make fun of you! Because stupidity should be mocked. ESPECIALLY willful stupidity. I'd rather be immature than incompetent. Learn something useful
jkt589 9 months ago
@smartcomputersystems The point is that not understanding how something works is not valid grounds for saying it's impossible. And he quite definitely doesn't understand.
419Films 2 months ago
Terry likes to play "Move the Hole"
NegativeNick 1 year ago
I was doubled over with laughter after that guy's comment . Now that's what I call a non-sequitur :)
Silkspine 1 year ago
0:32
(upper right) Cant quite make it out? Thats the point, older female Christian extremist with there lack of make up and deep rooted xenophobia homophobia and anti feminism. They give a bad name to the church,unless there baking american pie there bad publicity so its best they not be seen or heard.
(upper left) Closet atheist, know for taking prescription drugs with alcohol and crying alone. Rather then be the odd one out its best just to take a hip-flask and a bottle of vicodin to church
andyAAWW 1 year ago
0:32 Perfect example of creationists.
(lower right corner) Boarder line mentally retarded creationist. Know for being happy and optimistic. they enjoy volunteering for busy work at the church events. Safe topic conversations and sitting quietly.
(lower left corner) Know it all creationist, know for starting arguments with atheists, Organizing protests,taking notes while watching TV so they can inform the networks of there wrong doings. Discussing the bible and beating there wifes.
andyAAWW 1 year ago
Yeaaah dude your an idiot XD great video <3
WarMasterX6 1 year ago
fail
TrueGreatness73 1 year ago
GOD DAMN YOU IDIOTS AND YOUR 4 CHAN!
viletree 1 year ago
So.. we jam clay in our nostrils and drill two holes in our forehead.. ugh
mmmmmarcus 1 year ago
Aw, pity this video doesn't debunk the argument.
Mithcoriel 1 year ago
This is so incredibly hilarious! I showd it to my biology teacher and he almost started crying.
TrustowrthyRapist 1 year ago
[Morbo]EVOLUTION DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY![/Morbo]
lisamariefan 1 year ago
Way to go, idiot! I bet one of his followers did go home and drill their brains out if they believed that mess. At least it's very clear why they don't understand Evolution.
CraniumOnEmpty 1 year ago