SGB Review - Superman 64

[alexhuje]

Love the Symphony of the Night music. You should do a review of that game,

[cybertek3188]

@somecallmejohnny good review. That game is terrible. This game gave the superman franchise a bad name.

[MrBIGmacextreme123]

i thought the AVGN'S review of this was terrible

[CoolDudeClem]

I'm one of the poor unfotunate souls who's played this.

[spongefan8]

@CoolDudeClem

Actually Superman's fly just sucks, just stop moving forward and turn!

[wiidollar]

6:25 BULL SHIT! lmao!!!!!!!!

[DeathTheTeenager]

He Didn't Mention The Multiplayer but its still a good review.

[wiidollar]

@DeathTheTeenager well since the game sucked there's no point of mentioning the muitiplayer.

[spongefan8]

@wiidollar

Actually Superman's fly just sucks.

[LogInator999]

1:11 Acting fail

[MrVideosphere]

NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OO-

Fuck that I'm not playing this horse vomit ಠ_ಠ

[fubarthekow]

LMFAO I was ROFL at this vid! Just by looking at the game it hurts my head and my eyes x-( Can't believe I actually played this piece of shit thats stuck in a game cartridge 0.0/10!

[CrazyFoo501]

Wow I have to give you credit Johnny you were the first person I ever seen get past the ring and car. It's games like this that makes me repeat Solaris' immortal words of why? Why game?

[monkeyman27v]

have you tried plugging them in? (0:11

[poignant]

6:39 LADY GAGA?

[ChaosZero102]

am I the only one who noticed that the system that refuses to turn on in the intro to this video is different from the end of part 1 (the left 4 dead review) in the Left 4 Dead review it was his Genesis, in this one it's his SNES.

[burritodude1]

Anyone else kinda see Johnny smiling while he's doing his "NO" scream?

[GamersChannel98]

@burritodude1 old review... :P

[Sly88Frye]

Nice review of this absolutely horrid game. I am so glad I never played it before. I was even considering renting the game when it first came out, but I didn't and wow, it's a very good thing to have avoided such an awful game.

p.s: The opening scene, I found the acting on the part where you shouted no to be pretty poor in my opinion, but other than that, it was okay.

This video as a whole was definitely quite good. You certainly showed more of the game than AVGN, but his version is funnier

[Sly88Frye]

Nice review of this absolutely horrid game. I am so glad I never played it before. I was even considering renting the game when it first came out, but I didn't and wow, it's a very good thing to have avoided such an awful game.

p.s: The opening scene, I found the acting on the part where you shouted no to be pretty poor in my opinion, but other than that, it was okay.

[therealSonicGamer953]

Here is another stupid thing about this game. Once you get a power up token and use it right away, the charging energy stops. Nice one Titus nice one. NOT!!!!!! ):<

[Mudstoise]

Seriously, didn't game testers exist back in those days? Also I believe that if companies relied more on hardcore gamers like our friend Johnny here to test their sh*t before they'd publish it, all video games would be near perfect. But that's just what I think...

[mohammedrun]

Lmao

[KrimzonFlygon1]

"At least you don't have to fly through any more...RIIIIIIIIIINGS!!!!"

[juventinorocks]

5:23 "The moment you throw them, they explode"

007 Johnny. 007. :) Everything explodes in that game!

[bubblez920]

i think the one in the grim reaper looking costum is elliot

[Vibros870]

...Hellfire messenger....Hellfire Commentaries.....coincidence..­..?

[lucascouto166]

"You're freaking kidding me! The game is amazing!!"

Lex Luthor - What? What did you say? Repeat it!

"You're freaking kidding me!"

Lex Luthor - No, no! the 2nd part!

"The game is ama--

Lex Luthor - WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNN­NNNNNNNGGGGGGGG!!!!!

[sebastien12364]

everyone said this game suck i came here be curiosity... i have to say...

THIS GAME IS THE ORIGIN OF TROLL!!!!

[TheDarkkirby64]

You are right the game freaken sucks

[thegamerguru97]

i feel sorry for titus acording to protonjon they were bullied to make this and this game is not even 5% what they had planned they really do not deserve the stigma for this

[DEADDOGx4]

Oh yeah! I remember playing this game as a kid! :D

I was so glad it was a rental...

FOR GOOD REASON

[silverthehedgehogs12]

Elliot's old halloween costume?

[Crazelord91]

"fuck that i'm not playing this horse vomit" lol

[jordirapper]

fuck it man

you are funny

period!

subscribed.

[sonicmaster95]

@sonicblast14 and some people who played sonic 06 liked itunlike big rigs and this curse on all man kind.

[altador2006]

Did you knew that Johnny only review games which he completes? That means... I'm sorry for your patience Johnny. It is now in a better place.

[TheSpectacularBagman]

Johnny, you are a comedic genius.

[cartergamegeek]

funny right now the number of views is 49,999.

[Leishmaniasisably]

They make Samus get her natural abilities from time to time...

[sonicblast14]

so this game is worse than sonic 06

[Bluewind098]

@sonicblast14 Is that surprising there are LOADS more worse games than Sonic 06? There are some games that didn't even have final stages and can't even be beaten.

[SONICBOYREBORN234]

@sonicblast14 Sonic 06 is not that bad......well, compared to this. 06 wasn't the worse game of all time, remember that now.

[cameron20101000]

5:54 now you truly stuck

what the hell were those people thinking?

maybe it is titus fault

[cameron20101000]

It's not titu's fault

it's lex luthor's evil plan for superman

fly through rings to find his friends and beat lex luthor's ass

[mephilink]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!! the intro was funny :)

[BloodRawEngine89]

More proof that Batman is universally better than Superman.

[Sharper453]

1:16 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[cybertek3188]

Hated it. Terrible game!!!

[SonicPower8000]

Sonic 06 is better than this game this game from what I heard and seen it looks 9% complete Sonic 06 was 50% complete which would rather play a game that completed 9 % or a game that fineshed 50%

[sonicmaster95]

@blkknightrutter true but the other systems aren't easy to tell if they're unplugged which makes the effect more dramatic so he should have not even bother with the wii.

[samfang0875]

this game is very bad

[Alex828x]

it would have gotten a 10 out of 10...if it was never made.......

[blkknightrutter]

@sonicmaster95

Well, you know, he left them unplugged for this review. We all know that they're not just winging it, they actually take the time out to write them, including skits.

@SomecallmeJohnny

I have to agree with you, after seeing your new review of Big Rigs (which, by the way, is the only one I've seen since I never saw the original), this game is GOOD compared to Big Rigs. That's sad.

[sonicmaster95]

Hey Johnny why have you tried the Wii because it's unplugged and it's obvious to tell that.

[GamersChannel88]

you do know that the tornado stage has people and if the tornado hits the people, its over.

[MrSonicboom235]

big rigs sucks



[WilsonsWardrobe]

I don't remember you reviewing any game called "Big Rigs".

[Katonachan]

@WilsonsWardrobe See the new Big Rigs video for more information.

[LeonSKennedy828]

Better than AVGN's review IMO =P

[lbn8177]

@LeonSKennedy828 i agree. this review for the game was thorough just like mikeyspiky200's review of action 52. johnny reviewed everything about the game, including the terrible ending and missions that don't involve flying, while avgn's review barely scratched the surface of the game.

[tmgr100]

ive played it and he is doing the game JUSTICE

[41nomad]

5 people are aliens who like superman 64

[MarioSonic2010]

0:27 - 0:42

What did that creepy guy say?

[supersmeister]

@MarioSonic2010 ""Hell" indeed. I am the hellfire messenger sent by the demon video game overlords. I have come to make your life, for this one night, a complete and utter hell. (evil laughter)"

[austin25034]

5:21 snake....snake?...........SNAK­E!

[TBAfx]

If you hate so much this game, i seriously recommend to stay away from BUBSY 3D.

[TheGoldenMarioBro]

1:11 he looks real scared

[LeeFox1337]

were big rig game playz?

[SmartGuy4today]

I cannot believe you have played this? When I played it, I played it for hours and suffered from seizures, which I still suffer from till this day.

[bluehedgehog59]

Dude,chill the f--k up,DIS GAME SACKS!BULLSHIT!!!

[tre97able]

hahah funny review lol

[Kaagh178]

1:51 That certain someone being James Rolfe, Johnny? Noticed your vids are very similar in approach, tone and dialogue to his AVGN ones. But that's fine. I like that style.

[GrayWoIf]

my cousin says he was quite popular in 2nd grade cus he was the only one who actually played the whole game and beat it but he said it wasn't worth it he just wanted to prove that it was possible he still has it and says it was the worst time in his life

[J0nnyboy19]

johnny: who the hell are you

skeleton:hell indeed i am the hellfying best sent by demon video game overlords ive come to make your life for this one night a complete and utter hell hahahah

johnny:what

lol

[mesoketic4]

@J0nnyboy19 THAT SCORE IS NOT LOW ENOUGH!!!!!!!!

[2haloes]

ProtonJonSA has a guide for this game

[SergeantPie]

Note: There are people on the ground.

Note 2: The 3 Tornadoes kill the people.

Note 3: You are supposed to SAVE the people on the ground.

In other words, no time limit, just AI you need to save.

[pablitoxxful]

where is the big rigs review

[1cat294]

@pablitoxxful it's gone he said that in his latest update vid

[SonicandInuyasha]

This game is not worth being on the Wii's VC. I have never played this game and I don't want to.

[MegaOldskoolgamer]

-64 lolololololololol

[Icemirror319]

1:46 In the corner, when the demon disappears, is the Possessed Sonic Hat!

[MarioSonic2010]

@Icemirror319 He must've been proud of that demon to make Johnny play an abysmal game like Superman 64!

[Icemirror319]

@MarioSonic2010 He probably was. That evil hat will stop at nothing! Even when he's not supposed to be the video!

[POKEBALL009]

where's big rigs the video??

[liciepooh1]

i can tell the guy in the costume is elliot

[themarioguy69]

superman 64 is not the worst game of all time that title belongs to ET for the atari 2600

[animegamingdude]

@themarioguy69 play Action 52 for the NES and tell me that it's better than ET.

[DoverBroadcasting]

You know, I HAVE seen other N64 games that bitch at you about not having a Controller Pak. I'm pretty sure one of the Madden NFL games was one of them.

[MynameisP57]

You guys are great actors! =D But I agree with you, when I was little, I KNEW there was something wrong with this game, and upon watching your video for further research and seeing ProtonJon playing it, my worries were confirmed. DISGRACE IS UPON THE MAN OF STEEL!!!

[bowserluigi446]

actually the timer in the tornado mission isnt real there are people on the ends of the area

[legocoolguy]

press 3 alot of times superman is stroking his super dick thumbs up

[SuperAwesomeTiago]

@legocoolguy Why is everyone such a thumbs up whore nowadays? THUMBZ UP DERP you talk like a fucking caveman.

[89britton]

@ccjoness he did a review of big rigs but its banned i wish i could se it maybe he can do a re realease without the stuff that made it banned

[percival369]

angry video game nerd took a long time to do the rings is it that easy?

[truesonicfan163]

this game SUCKS you need to have no educational value to like and play that game ALL THE TIME

[ccjoness]

When did you do a review of big rigs?

[Manonthe3up]

@ccjoness EMI Copyright bullshit removed it. I looked for it, too.

[gamefreakDX]

And I thought E.T. for the atari was the worst game...

[animegamingdude]

0:59 btw, where's your review of Big Rigs?

[IMmephiles]

@animegamingdude its still on some playlists, but its unwatchable due to copyright issues in my country

[g4tviscool]

out of both sonic 06 and super man 64 ill gladly play sonic 06. at least sonic 06 doesnt have game glitches that make you start the whole game over again

[plsmoviemaker1]

i just wachd sum1 play big rigs...i think i lost most uv me brain cels

[ccjoness]

Sooooooo..... Are you guys ever gonna use tails doll again?

[tarkeke]

<LOOOOL! at least it's better than big rigs xD

[KeeperoftheDarkHeart]

I'm fairly surprised that no one mentions the multiplayer of this game...

[cixlo]

no game couldn't be that bad. I mean how lightly did you have to tilt the control pad to turn anywheres. if it like sonic 06 it a least get the job done bearly

[JKBPP]

My God this is hilarious. I fucking love this review!

[BaraBrandurHenriksen]

i get your point with the -64 out of 10 xD lol

[robloxman11]

THIS GAME IS THE REASON MY BROTHER DIED

[SapphireFangACS]

1:17 fuck that Im not playing this horse vomet

[KHMDarkness]

I was actually thinking on pretending to be a 'major fan' of the game and say that it was the greatest game ever... until I imagined Johnny's face if he ever read the comment. I burst out laughing because I just cannot say it!

The game is just THAT bad! rofl

[volcaina11]

wow this game must be so bad it made my computer lag up O_o

[RobinOlsen2011]

In one version of Superman 64 you don't need to fly trough rings....

[YouAllSuck5000]

@RobinOlsen2011 Which one is that?

[RobinOlsen2011]

@YouAllSuck5000 I meant if you set the difficult setting to easy, you dont have to fly trough rings.

[YouAllSuck5000]

@RobinOlsen2011 Oh, ok.

[SapphireFangACS]

Super man looks so weird 5:59

[PanzarMetal]

It cant be 1 out of 10 or 0 it must be -64 out of 10.

[deathshadow2492]

@PanzarMetal More like -Infinity out of 10.

[awitcheskid]

When I was a kid I had a choice between buying this game and Super Mario 64. Thankfully I made the right choice.

[rhythmman747]

dude i cant see the big rigs review whats up wih that?

[newsonictheheadgehog]

At 5:19 superman killed snake thumbs up if you know what I mean

[xSeizureTasticSonicx]

@newsonictheheadgehog Snake? Snaaaake? SNAAAAAAAAKE!

[nunyobeezwaxfu]

@newsonictheheadgehog rip snake whyd you try to kill superman with a granade

[newsonictheheadgehog]

This game makes et for the Atari look fun

[polloxkun]

Chuck Norris can play and beat that game in hard whitout flying and whitout get bored

[jpbrawler2]

Oh wait a N(egative) 64 nice little, subtle pun. lol.

[weers23]

I kinda want to play this game

[QRDW]

@weers23 Lol I remember me and my brother playing it and geting stuck in a wall XP, but I wanna play it again just to say it really is bad.

[woolythehedgehog]

Hey, one thing still stays the same... It's better than Sonic '06!

[SuperAwesomeTiago]

"NOOOOO!!"

Worst acting ever :P

[supercharmander1]

@SuperAwesomeTiago I agree. He doesn't sound like he means it.

[ssskpmission]

Would u rather play that or sonic 06??

[ssskpmission]

-64 out of 10!!-333 lol

[supersonic71097]

Tit-us=Angry Video Game Nerd.

[deama15]

Dude, what was that music from the very intro? Damn, cant remember!!!

[AplG7Rocks]

@deama15 It's from Onimusha I think.

[deama15]

@AplG7Rocks thanks, can you tell me what the music is when he turns on the xbox? Its like frogs and other things.

[TheUnknow]

Actually this game have a lot of issues cause of the owners rights desires... you can look at Protonjon's LP on this (he could get an interview with the company owner) and its very informative.

Tumbs up so everyone can see.

[swedishfish110193]

Alt least you don't have to fly through amy more RINGS!!!!!!

[SimpsonMan58]

He doesn't look like he's being forced to play the game, he looks like he was forced to be in this video

He could've made himself a little more convincing.

[AVGNROCKS1996]

@SP4Mew ... Of course, remember kids a game doesnt suck if someone says there is one that is WORSE, and there are WAY more issues with Sonic 06 than just "Loading screens" and just because the Music is decent (i personally think that the same song remixed 13 times doesnt qualify as a "Amazing Soundtrack") doesnt mean THIS ABOMINATION is good in ANY WAY, and a game has to be measured on how affects things IN REAL LIFE. Did 3D Blast affect Sonic at all... how about 06... i rest my case. (FAIL)

[RobinOlsen2011]

THIS GAME SUCKS! ASK AVGN!

[SuperAwesomeTiago]

@RobinOlsen2011 Yes,because everything AVGN says is automaticly true.

[pikmin257]

There was originally gonna be a PS1 version too, but that was canceled. PS1 owners, consider yourselves lucky!

Also, i don't consider this the worst game of all time, i think that title belongs to either Ninajbread Man or E.T.

[ZeltraxMillenium]

Hey, Johnny. I got an idea for when you destroy this game: Go out to the shooting range, pick out your favorite gun, and just shoot the crud out of Superman 64. I'd do that if I had a game that made me angry, and I'd shoot it with my 9-mill pistol.

[Katonachan]

How can you not go lower than 1.0? Whatever happened to 0.1-0.9? I'm not trying to hate on you, but if you're going to add decimal points...

[Themturk217]

what is the music at the very beggining? it sounds extremely fammiliar

[yoyomantebest]

i've played many bad games in my short life from the classics and new 3ds but this game really does look really shitty and it takes ALOT for me to say that

[Akuma3671]

Johnny: The producer's of this game actually stated that this poor excuse of draw distance was because it's actually kryptonite fog. BULL...SHIT!!!!!

[HyperBlob1]

-64...thank you!

[supersonicracer40]

"Wait till you play this game." What till i play THAT? no way i hell am i touching that shitpile

[dremartin67]

you know what fuck that this is my review i give it a -64 ot of 10 XD

[superm3gaman]

whats the level select code i must know

[TheIpodhuman8]

That certain someone who calls Titus tit-us is the angry video game nerd

[wkmeads1]

Johnny: Is it truly worth that title?

Me: YES!!!!!

[DrNo0Entertainment1]

I had this game I left in my room and I only leave for an hour and its gone WTF I never found it again. I couldnt even finish the first level because the controls were so bad

[asskickton]

You are absolutely right Johnny, Superman 64 is 100.000.000.000 times worst then Sonic 06, Becuese of controls. Damn you titus! DAMN YOU!

[Pooky1991]

LOL I like your bad game reviews:D

[bighead3085]

"real fucking nice titus REAL FUCKING NICE!" lmfao!

[CelluloidHoax]

does the game send you back to the beginning of the final level if you try to beat it on an easier difficulty?

[Evdawg30]

What video capture device do you use?

[KaosKontroler]

I have 2 questions 4 u:

1 - Which do u like better, this, or Sonic next gen?

2 - Y do u own the game if u h8 it so much?

[thedudetoast1]

this game makes it look u love sonic 06