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  • great to find a german who actuly sees the funny side this is the 2nd best ad after the dambusters advert for carling.

  • hahaha hilarious

  • This is great! I find the towel war (if it actually exists) really amusing. I also love the fact that they can laugh about themselves, I've seen the Brits depicting the Germans wearing these tiny bathing suits, too

  • Funniest advert ever!!!!!

  • Dam-busting skip towels!

  • Thumbs up to the Germans I like them.I was engaged to a German lady but we split but we split up 10 years ago.As far as her family is concerned I am still part of their family.The Germans have a wonderful sense of hunour it'a just a bit different.Some of my German friends have seen this advert and were in tears with laughter .Germany,great beer,great food,great scenery and most of all great people !!!

  • Beer for breakfast.

  • Dont get all these " Germans have no sense of humor", its a load of bollocks i go to germany every year got loads of friends there, and we all go to metal festival, and they are the most funny,silly and friendly people i have ever met, the only difference is i get embrassed about history not them, they go to me " soo football" and i just try and melt into the floor, and the only thing we ever aruge about but its jokeing is how beer should be done! Long live Deutscheland!

  • Nice to see this ad again. My old man played the old dude who dove in the pool. Shot during in the early 90's right in good old Beverly Hills.

  • that would never be allowed now, some idiot would say its offensive

  • Goes well with this brilliant advert for Carling: watch?v=qKHc-U2FNHk

  • they speak a strang german ^^

    but ´given the many deads of the real event, it seems very strange and wrong to use that part of history for an advertisement

  • Epi. Back in the day where they made no bones about claiming their product will increase the size of your penis.

  • Yep the beer's grim but it's the ad that's the point.I was frequently "thwarted" by those "f..... German b.......& their b..... towels"!You're on holiday-WHY get up so bloody early?Ah, that's how you became Europe's economic miracle.I'll stay third rate & get up late & slowly.I never could get up in time, so I lay on the grass pretending it didn't hurt.English women are tougher than Germen men who obviously need loungers:) Regards, "dumbed down British scum" (is that Teutonic charm?)

  • Funny ad. And because the people the Brits killed in the real "Operation Chastise" were mostly their allys its pretty ironic.

  • Having lived in Germany for the last three months, I could not help but find this brilliant. (However, when you're the one getting pushed and shoved out of the way, it really isn't very funny.)

  • Good morning

  • always makes me chuckle this ad,not sure what the germans think though,(as they have a rather dry sense of humour).thanks for uploading

  • It's funny because it's a Danish company.

  • But his towel would be all wet...

    D:

  • After this afternoon's match we could do with beating them at something... how about their own game? ;-)

  • Best advert ever IMO.

    Those that think it's racist need to get a life.

  • This advert is definetely up the in the best of all time.

  • LOL this still makes me laugh. It got banned by British advertising authority, because the Germans don't have a sense of humour!!

  • @JimboUK71 speak for yourself.

    I'm German and this ad is funny.

    Also, the generation of Germans that use their towel to reserve the sunbeds is surely not the current one.

  • why o why was this band its we won the bloody war and afterall it was against the nazi's not the germans .

  • best advert evar \o/

  • great ad and yea the bouncing bomb ad is shorley by far the best.

  • The irony of this ad is that Carling Black Label is one of the worst beers around and a 10th rate imitation of German beer.Germans wouldn't touch this trash only the dumbed down British scum.Of course proper English beer is up there with the best but then the morons who drink Carling have no concept of quality.

  • @strangemenssana LOL "British Scum" hey YOU fascist Racist wanker, I dont think anyone claims carling to be any good its cheap weak, but then German Beer aint that Strong, Elephant by Carlsberg gourgous and 7.5, I drink a lot of Polish Beer and thats better than the piss poor german beer u fat fascists drink in ur beer halls with ur fat barmaid , I WONT defend Carling as I hate the stuff, the adverts are funny as fuck BUT I WILL defend my Country

  • @pazzzzzap and its nice that strangemenssana is alone as MOST German people are great, polite, and have a SOH and can like us laugh at themselves, its a shame theres always one who get offensive but like I said I wont put up with people insulting my Country, people should learn to get along...

  • @pazzzzzap If you're so proud to be British,then why drink the foreign beers you mention? I've never tasted a decent beer from Carlsberg and Polish beers are,with a few exceptions mediocre.The ales from England are legendary and any true Englishman will sing their praises as something their country produces that is world class and admired by those with taste.

  • LOL! yeah the dambuster skidding/skipping bomb was a really crazy idea but it worked.

  • roflcopter

  • Ha Ha eat knuckle fritz!

  • giggle - truly funny !

    try the Carling Black Label Dambuster Ad

    for absolute brilliance though

    and to WOLKE : your Harz 4 may just be around the corner, so don't be such a cad.

    Après moi le déluge

  • Nothing like a cold beer first thing in the morning.

  • I especially like how the towel bouncing on the water alludes to the dambreakers of WWII ;-)

    You´ve gotta hand it to the brits - they have a great sense of humour (and I´m german, btw)!

  • I bet he drinks Carling Black Label. :D

  • Funny ad, even funnier in real life Greman occupied hotels :0)

  • Great ad - English humour at its best - even though I am not English - poor old Jerries get done again - serves them right for having a crap team - scary to think they will find a way somehow to get to the WC Final in South Africa yet again.

  • the young man with the carling beer can drink this next time in the pub at his hometown, (if the pub hasn`t closed)

    the weak pound sterling will make it impossible to travel to spain or other euro countries for brits

  • Blah.......twat.

  • wolke969:

    Ha ha...Britain always bounces back onto the scene like a bad penny for some European countries. Although it is a shame to see it in the state it's in now...Borrowing money from Arabs and the Chinese to keep it going.

    You're right about the pubs though. Several have closed where I live...One has turned into a Lebanese restaurant...Sacrilege. Bloody Arabs have no respect for the poor British.

  • As you are from Thailand, do you charge by the hour or per blow job?

  • @ anyone offended by this - did you know you can close your web browser and FUCK OFF at any time?

  • The funniest advert ever - bar none. "Turned out nice again!"

  • LOL Where was the model with the whitened teeth and towel throwing skills during the Top Gear vs. Germans sunbed towel challenge ? :-D

  • Shame Carling is rancid piss though...

  • A great advert and as always, the only people to be outraged or offended aren't Germans but all these miserable, dullard PC automatons who try to spoil everyone's lives...

    Superb advert from my younger days......

  • LOVE IT, LOVE IT, LOVE IT!

  • this advert is awesome and i love the other dambusters themed black label advert as well

  • The only people who get annoyed about this are normally never German, just overly sensitive prats.

  • Hahaha cool ;) 10/10

  • It's a great advert. It's just a bit of fun. I know a few german people and they're all cool.

  • I like the Germans actually they're alright.....At least they could fucking fight and you have to give them respect for that. Its just a laugh man :D

  • great ad - shit beer

  • superb. dont get all 'politically correct' with it.

  • Well, I'm German and I don't have any problems with that ad. As I saw it for the first time I could never stop laughing xD.

  • @BStaffen1989 Well, I lived for a few years near the Möhnetalsperre and having in mind, how many civil people drowned because of the Chastise-operation, IMHO I think this is not funny at all!

  • @solitudinarian As scrabous as one would create a bbq-sauce called "Napalm"

  • @solitudinarian The British always make jokes following tragedy, it's part of our culture. When something terrible happens, the more inappropriate the jokes, the funnier they are. That attitude helped us to victory in two world wars and through many national crises. And if the people of Mohnetalsperre are offended, maybe they should have kept the fuck out of Poland.

  • @FazerWiz lol nice response

  • it's so so funny. not seen the ad for years. not racist just good old fashioned humour.

  • oh yes

    i agree totally

    this is so racist

    i think we should take this to the high courts, lets phone the bcc and complain

    also lets stop them showing repeats of faulty towers that was racist, andrew sachs deserved everything he got from brand and ross for that awful portrayl of a spanish person, awful awful awful

  • well don't be such a bellend then

    racism you idiot. thats what got this country into such a mess, you can't take the p*ss out of anyone now without being accused of being racist/sexist/homophobic.

    it's called humour,it's hardly nasty is it ffs

  • im not german im english and i think this was funny, i was asking if it WAS RACIST BECAUSE I COULDNT WORK IT OUT YOU DICK HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!

  • when did i say you were german you tool

    and to answer your question you "dickhead" anyone who see's this is racist is probably middle class, white, and doesn't have a job and goes on protests about freedom for black lesbian german single mums in dalston

  • well i was say9ng that i wernt german to show how i couldnt findt this offencive, and just fuck off i cant even be bothered 2 argue with 31 year old girls

  • you must be takin the piss mate this is/was funny not racist thats mental political correctness in the extreme

  • Grow up.

  • The point I was making if you had read the comment properly. Was, was thgat I think the Big-3 brewers here in the U.S. are very predatory in their competition and resort to very dirty tricks. Whether against old established businesses or new upstarts. I would of course, hope you aren't like so many typical you tube viewers and only skim the comments instead of properly reading each and everyone before properly answering such.

  • This ad is great! I really lol'd (and I'm German, btw!) Like most clichès it's close enough to the truth to be funny ;)

    But as embarrassing some of my folks might be, the beer is better :P

  • Oh, by the way I agree with MKRM27 the best beer in the world is the one you like the most. And by the way, when I drink my native beers I avoid the Big 3 Brewers like the plague. Those three suck big fat donkey dick as far as I concerned. Both their business strategy of monopolization and their product. I'll drink Olympia and Hamms for an old time American beer, but I prefer one of the many micro-brews, which are crafted after European Ales. There's one of these producers in every other town.

  • That's such a funny ad!! No doubt a lot of young guys wouldn't make the Dam Busters connection. I have a question, why is Carlings Black Label no longer available here in the United States? It was for years and years. And then it just sort of faded away. Was it Anneiheiseur-Busch, Coors, and Miller's doing with predatory salesmanship with the distibutors? A-B has a bad reputation for such. They hate the "Micro Breweries", which actually are the superior beer makers here.

  • "Micro Breweries"? Carling is one of the biggest beer producers in the world!

    That's like calling football (that's soccer to you yanks) a 'micro sport'!

  • Carling Black Label as available in the US is NOT the same product as what was and still is (as Carling) available in the UK. That said, I think you will find the global Carling brand is owned by Molson Coors! Never ceases to amaze me how folks post stuff with no knowledge of the subject!

  • Best advert ever, but as a previous comment said, I can't believe the PC brigade haven't tied you up with piano wire and sent you to the gas chamber for posting this.

    That said, I like Germany very much, and will always appreciate them knocking the Argies out of the 1990 and 2006 world cups (even though they beat us in the former), Those Germans who said they found this funny - good for you.

  • I love Germany and the German people this is 2008 and time to laugh,this ad had me on the floor laughing.

  • Brilliantly un-pc. Even my German missus thinks it's funny.

  • Ahhh Alofat you really are a clown. Better than us? Well, I dont remember us ever being taken in by someone who goes on to become the leader by mindless violence against a certain race and brainwashing mentally deficient cowards or lunatics into believing him.

    The USA merely 'hurried along' your defeat, check the history books,you were losing prior to that.The only reason morons like you come out talking at all is because you havent got a wall down the middle of Germany anymore, mores the pity.

  • You Brits really have no humour!

  • Though German beer is superior, this commercial is still a lolercaust in action.

  • Superior? Says who? The best beer in the world is the one you enjoy drinking the most... be it German, british or heavens forbid... American.

  • Didn't understand this when I was a nippper. Classic now!

  • SHIT BEER!!! Funny advert though. Admit it lads, German Beer is superior, no doubt about it. Bah, but our Bitter reigns Supreme!!!! :D

  • lol the guys' faces when they wake up

  • I think you meant 2 world WARS 1 world cup. But let us also not forget the football match when we defeated them 5-1.

    I'll bet the team are still in exile.

  • Who cares about those wars, you had to call in the US and your whole "Dominion" to "win" anyway.

    So that leaves us with 3 World Cups against your meager 1 and let us not forget that we were the last to win in old Wembley and the first who beat you in new Wembley.

    You just have to accept that we are and will be always better than you :P

  • As a german you must be ashamed of your families past! Evil Nazi's. As brit, we are safe in the knowledge that our forefathers defeated your evil ways!!!

  • Yeah because the english history is full of humanitarians who brought peace and prosperity to all the seven seas. Learn a little bit about the evil ways of your forefathers before you talk about mine.

  • To be fair, you raise a good few points there. But the Banter is always funny between the two countries. Id love to live in Germany tho, its awesome.

  • Banter is Okay, that was what I was going for with my first post.

    But sometimes we Germans get the feeling the British view of Germany is somewhat stuck in the 1940s, if you catch my drift.

    And nice to know there are some who like Germany as much as most of us like the British.

  • British media attitude to the Germans is based on laziness-quick stereotype gets cheap laughs.Sometimes,however ,even a stereotype can be funny.Ironically,most British beer drinkers would prefer a decent German beer to a cheap British lager(witness the England fans in Germany 2006)-stick to the Bitter or a good Cider.

  • Yeah, British Lager is almost as foul as that stuff Americans call beer.

    Get some Boddies down yer. Haha.

    Oh yeah, and that advert was mint.

  • Urm, based on laziness? Not quite. This is making fun of the facts Germans always get to the sunbeds first. Nothing to do with laziness.

  • 100% true lmfao,they always poach the sunbeds with ther towels so nobody else can use em even when there away for HOURS!!!!AHAHHAHAHA

  • Actually the trick the Germans use is not to get to sunbeds first thing in the morning but last thing at night after the pool area has been cleaned ready for the next day. This way you can sleep in in the morning and still have a sunbed waiting for you. I am surprised the Brits have not clocked on to that one yet.

  • haha, we used to throw their towels in the pool at 3 in the morning when they done that in Cyprus XD

  • That's right. England rules.

  • Who says germans dont have a sence of humour

    Eh!

    Liste10

    TWAT

  • According to the clocks,its 6 in the morning.

    WHY THE FUCK IS HE BETTER FOR DRINKING CARLING AT 6 IN THE MORNING?

  • Hair of the dog?

  • pretty funny ad, but the dambusters one is in a class of its own

  • Carling is a dreadful pint of fizzy wee, but in fairness, this is in with a shout of "best advert ever made" imo.

    Cheers for posting.

  • its strange how crap beers have great ads, just look at the budlight ones

  • They'd never be able to show this advert these days, it's got our flag in it, which automatically makes it politically incorrect.

  • well said, left wing cunts ruling this country makes it shite

  • Carling is crap though, German and Belgian lager is the best in the world, i must concede lol.

  • Yeah, British lager is pish - we're much better at making ale, bitter and stout, something we rule the world at.

    Saying that, you know who make awesome lager? The Japanese. Asahi Super Dry is boss.

  • Sneaky fuckers, they always reserve them then fuck off into town looking for sausages and Pickled Cabbage. Then the Brits are forced into Counter insurgency mode and simply remove their towels and lie on the fucking things anyway. "But zat is Mein Sunlounger!" cry's the indignant Hun. "Not fucking now, its not Son" Laughs the Jubilant Brit. "Vere is the Mangement??!!" Jerry says. "Go Get em Boris, see if i fucking care" says Tommy Aitkens. Hahaha.....had some good laughs on holiday :D

  • carling tastes watered down, give me a holsten pils any day.

  • Good vid , but most Brits are so pissed on holiday they dont rise before 11.00. Any yanks out there should come to the med and try to get a sunbed ! You need to get up early as they are all reserved at 06.00 hrs by dare i say Germans, who then go into town or for a walk for hours . Do as i do remove said towels and tan!By the way carling is not my favourite tipple , Becks hits the spot!

  • inselaffe..

  • Thx for the vid, it's very funny!

    Even I'am a german! :-)

  • Well said xdanker, its only a laugh :) Some dull PC types seem to think this is a hate vid lol, nothing of the sort. Germans are funny to get drunk with, we both just take the piss out of each other....all in good fun.

  • Had a good laugh at this advert---well done.

  • Great ad.....take it for what it is, it makes you smile-I did and laughed too seeing this after all this time (if you have a sense of humour that is). Shame a few PC Brigade loons and arseholes turn a simple ad into a debate.....twats. Thanks for the upload.

  • LOL I am doing this for GCSE coursework, this advert is the best, so funny xD

  • Funny advert but why does everything have to end up on the PC debate board.

  • brewed in my hometown =]

    BURTON ON TRENT (Y)

  • Cheap beer at 6 am, thats my idea of fun! LOL Cool post, Thanks! Especially since I just watched The Dambusters movie and it's references to it.

  • Without a doubt, the funniest advert ever made!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Why are youtube comments so amazingly stupid?

    Every single video turns into national slurs.

    The joke here is on both sides - everything is ratched up to the point of being ridiculous, and in true style, the British themsleves are as self deprecating as ever and the Germans are being affectionately mocked.

    Check out the other Carling advert which also references the Dambusters - the Germans come out on top.

    Now shut up. You're all too idiotic to understand this.

  • Yanks were derived from Brits. If it wasn't for us, you would'nt have existed. Moreover, who introduced to the world, fotball (founded by the great Ebenezer Cobb Morley), cricket & rigby - England did. I'm sure there are other sports we invented, although cricket, rugby & football are by-and-far the most prominent

  • IDIOT

  • IDIOT, IDIOT,........

  • Shut up the pair of you!

  • SPYKER786 is the idiot i meant. more americans come from german roots. football is the greatest game ever invented but you are talking rubbish. its a funny video, shame carling sucks.

  • Yeah like Hitler & Albert Einstein u idiot ?

    Great Americans hey !

  • no wait, that makes no sense you are talking rubbish again.

  • Classic advert! However, Carling is crap, whereas German beer is quite good. Don't like to say it, but I think the fat, middle-aged Germans had the last laugh...

  • I'm puzzled how the "PC" brigade have not had you hung for posting this.

    I love it, a little pride in 'The European state of the former Great Britain'.

    I do't like the drink though.

    Nice one

  • Make cheese not love

  • stevanroth it's time to move on dude, seriously! :/

  • I am English with a bit of Polish inside me. I like English bitter and Polska lager

  • This has nothing to do with beer you idiots. Its about who won the fuckin' war and don't you ever forget it! .....Two world wars and one world cup doda doda!

  • Sorry, English but German beer is superior to English ;)

  • IAM ENGLISH,and i agree.English lager tastes like piss.Cant beat beat us on bitter though :)

  • or in a war! haha

  • U cant beat a bit of British bulldog style and grit and determination... Septics make me larf!!! You cant buy style or class.. You aint got an ounce of it from Seattle to New England... But even then You lot nicked the ENGLAND bit just for a bit of class... SORRY GIVE UP....

  • Great ad, must have been on during a world cup. Check the Follow the Bear ads for some old memories

  • i really hate carling but that advert was the don when growin up... definateyly got the european comedy we should all be amused from...

  • Poor Getty - who says the Germans have no sense of humour?

    Like the "66" part of your name too - that was a fine year. Lighten up mate - it's only a bit of fun.

  • Hahaha, some of these comments are hilarious.

    I'm going to start calling Carling Carling Black Label from now on just out of nostalgia. Or maybe I'll just have a pint of Hoffmeister! Follow the bear...

  • i have that on a tape from 1993

  • goda love yanks with comments like that. patriotic is fine but you go ott all the time . usa this usa that alienating yourself everyday i would burn you shiitey little flag, means fags country music and overly patriotic twatts like yourself

  • Yeah, those Americans... god sure loves them!

  • God AND the rest of the world as well...

  • You believe in God... Enough said I'm afraid. You forget that Americans are all people from somewhere else. If Americans are "Gods people" then Gods people come from all over the world. Africans are Gods people. Brits are, Germans are, Mexicans. You're quite thick arn't you?

  • Bule Britainia, Britainia rules the waves, Britions never never never shall be slaves!!!!

  • Of course we can love each other

    as long you say that british people are GODS chosen people

    now wheres me fuckin pint a carlin

  • Brilliant!

  • Hilarious! :D

    I may be German, but I fail to see how people get offended by this - whiny little sissies need to grow thicker skin, that's it!

  • Does anyone remember the carling black label advert from around 1986. It started off as a normal advert with cowboys chasing a guy or something. then the advert ended & was assumed over & another advert in a supermarket or something started supposedly advertising soap powder. all of a sudden the cowboys would burst onto the set. then there was a third in a nightclub or something. basically cowboys chasing through 3 adverts. if anyones got this pls pls put it on - greatest advert ever.

  • Hell yeah, I've never seen it but it sounds Hades damned awesome!

  • dangerous propaganda? Dude.  There are youtubes of Rudolf Hess Sieg Heiling to the Horst Wessel Lied. If you wanna complain about dangerous propaganda, I think you got better places to go than a beer ad.

  • Surely you jest getty?

  • how can anyone be offended by this classic ad.

    oh i forgot germans dont have a sense of humour do they

  • and who taught you how to play? oh yes! it was us of course!

  • Oh dear. Old British convict feeling a bit insecure? I suppose all the British comedies that have been out show we have no sense of humour don't they? Go back and watch neighbors you git.

  • I can't believe you're still here after repeated complaints. Maybee you still follow the nazi idea that anything the west says is propaganda? Heil smeghead!

  • stupid jerry tit! legendary advert. btw, to the chap who said, invading poland set relations back decades, that is a right touch!! also he mentioned to great nations, britain and who?

  • Great advert which hasn't dated all that much BUT the english guy talks in the typically annoying TV twang of the era. It's american-influenced but you can still tell he's suppressing public school with a hint of mockney and it really pisses me off, it sounds so damn irritating.

    Bloody great ad, though xD

  • Just a classic advert

  • Excellent. As good as I remember it. Commercials were almost watchable in the 80s. As for the stereotyping, dude lighten up it's not to be taken seriously. It's a beer advert!!!