The Joker Blogs - Get Me To The Church On Time (15)

[SkeletonBunny2000]

You know that's funny if you got locked in a trunk with a shot gun in it and you didn't notice until the guy that locked you in the trunk pulls it out but how would you not notice a shot gun in the trunk when you were in there I mean really lol. That's just wrong on so many freaking levels LMAO.

[thebiolegends]

DR. ARKHAM

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

Y U NO CARRY ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS?!

[Katalaugh]

MrCrowley9000

Gosh, I don't even remember the comment you're referring too. Forgetful me. But I'm pretty sure that I was joking. :)

[TheIrishjim]

what would you do if you came out and i was dead....Id offer him a job

[dinodan161]

I'm thinking of making a Bane series...just saying...it depends on the ending of The Dark Knight Rise...good job with Joker. I can't wait to see more! Favorite episode is Dinner with the Arkhams...are we supposed to be laughing while we watch it...HAHAHA

[GermanPunkedAmerica]

He looks awesome in that tux. Yeah.

[WolfLikeWe]

1:44

Bond, Joker Bond...

[postle4]

Why isn't Batman all "GABOOGABOOGABEE THE JOKER ESCAPED FROM ARKHAM RAGGLEFRAGGLE!!!"

[kburnout]

Lol driving through a real city as the joker and where the hell did u get a hellicopter??

[MarkArandjus]

The homeless guy part was great, haha!

[SamCarricoPictures]

Was the helicopter planned or just a lucky coincidence?

[MrXGLWalker]

Y´know, Batman is kind of an ass for blowing up that vehicle.

[stomyn]

Joker: "Do you wanna die?"

Theodore: "Well...uh...kinda"

Joker: O_o WTF?

Me: XD lol

[DerNostalgischetyp]

oh god can it be that all peeople in gohtman are idiots "dont broke my car" i mean HELLO crazy person with a gun i think you got more important problems right now >.<

na anyway great series:)

[xxxMissAnonymousxxx]

Hahaha the white bow on the shot gun was the perfect touch.

[Jokerwolf4]

The Joker has good taste in music

[alhelmez]

"Uhh can I have a gun?"

"Yeah, well i dont see why not!"

XD

[GGdahut]

Oh God, that has ruined playing Killing Me Softly on long car journeys for me now :S

[Toribot]

Anyone else think Dr. Arkham looks like Matthew Fox from Lost?

[Morhek]

I guess you could say it's a...shotgun wedding?

*sunglasses*

[TheJokerBlogs]

@Morhek : CSI: GOTHAM

[TheCubeFilms]

Brilliant...

[xxLumbagoxxx]

OMG THIS IS AMAZING! WHO EVER PLAYED THE JOKER! I LOVE YOU! Heath would be so proud.Actually youre clearly scarin me more than him.XD awesome job! Do you have a facebook haha?

[TheDarkNeonHero]

@xxLumbagoxxx indeed it does! Type up The Joker Blogs (either as one word or seperately. I forgot) but its there, complete with updates and exclusive stuff for us kiddies!

[DukeNukem2417]

Jerimiah Arkham has some SERIOUS priority issues...his wife's at home with a bundle of dynamite, the Joker's planning to crash a wedding and shoot up the church, but all Jerry is concerned with is his CAR BATTERY?! HAHAHAHA!

Ted the Bum's debut was priceless.

Joker: "Do you wanna die?"

Ted: "Uh.....kinda."

[PLACEWHEREBEAUTYLIES]

I love how he's all worried about his car battery. Wow.

[Katalaugh]

19 people were fired from their job for inappropriate interaction with a female coworker.

[MrCrowley9000]

@Katalaugh

omg you can get fired for that?

[TopolskiOpinion]

many palm trees in Gotham are there? lol

[TheJokerActivity]

I don't have to take off my pants right? No, you do. You really do.

[57stewie]

where did the bullet hole go?

[txbunny44]

The Joker looks good in everything, including a wedding tuxedo

[emochild260]

Is There A Fire In The Background?

[ProjektArkham]

if you like batman or the joker, check out our announcement video

watch?v=SZKtEs_CN6M

[kristinajonas]

"if you woulda hit pearl..well then you coulda kept it!" XDD

[Themexicansnob]

CHAAANGE, YOU GOT CHAAAAANGE, OH COME ON HELP A GUY OUT WILL YA

[HickeryHickery]

"SKAWEEZITAH"

[TheNinjaOfAWESOME]

ippy skippy

[CronistImperialis]

Where the hell is Batman?, normally he would have stopped joker by now

[TheRandyChimp]

@CronistImperialis Read The Killing Joke, took him a while to find him and stop him in that. Remember, in these videos, Joker only escaped a couple of hours ago or something.

[inaworldwithinaworld]

Come on....If this was the fuckin Joker the bitch dude complaining would be dead already

[CharlieFarleyGirl]

Pretty much 7:04-7:25 I couldn't stop laughing! :D

[alynnidalar]

I just love how totally fine Dr. Arkham is with the Joker at this point. He just doesn't care any more, does he?

[IAmCaptainMarvel]

@alynnidalar

Well in the comics Jermiah Arkham was always a bit of a crazy bastard himself, so crazy that he himself became a villian with a name. He takes some of the Joker's acts with a pinch of salt so long as they don't DIRECTLY involve him.

[alynnidalar]

@IAmCaptainMarvel So are we seeing the start of Black Mask II here, then? Cool. :D

[Extrashockwave]

can i have a gun - yeah i dont see why not lol

[LuvMeerkats]

I love how the bow falls off when Joker cocks the gun :P

[victorialovespatrick]

I love when his voice goes all deep! I am so a fangirl!

[ZekeAndroid49]

lol i fucking love the guy who plays arkam. Can I please have a flamethrower?

[Slipknot666917]

how they get a helicopter

[1701EarlGrey]

CHANGE? YA GOT CHANGE, OH C'MON HELP A GUY OUT CHANGE!?"

[poptart11368]

i would get bored and just you know SNAP THERE SKULLS OPEN



[TheShadowedOne1]

The creators of Batman really need to turn Devary's character, Ted, into an actual character in the comics.

[MIKEYPOOHBEARJACKSON]

lol joker singing killing me softly.

[yukikoyuma]

...Helping the homeless. How wonderful.

[TheFishie1]

7:10 The joker is like "That's my jam!"

[MIKEYPOOHBEARJACKSON]

this is an awsome. vid, i wish i could do something like this, or i should say know how to make something like this.

[HeartlessGirlVampire]

Did anyone look at Ted's shirt? "Look on the Bright Side" Kinda ironic, no? For the man who wants to die! ^-^

[midnighthanyou]

J-j-j-joker face J-j-j-joker face. Does that make me craaazzaaaayy? Ha. Dis music makes me giggle.

[Brentsfriend]

18 people don't like helping the homeless

[OrangeTealSky]

Lol at Batman's motorcycle blowing up the homeless dude's car.

[EmosArmy]

@OrangeTealSky that just gives him motive to join the Joker ;)

[OfficialTNgal]

The music.. *dies*

[Ritterjaegerjaeger]

Where are the scars? I think he had them in the first episodes of this...but now...the make-up seems to be kind of unfinished!

[alexmemomo]

XD "THERE WAS A SHOTGUN IN THE TRUNK THE WHOLE TIME?!

[CrokusCrazo]

Where is the batman?



[Flirpy2198]

"Home, is where the hurt is....* intensely stares at pearl* NOW LETS SEE WHATS ON THE RADIO!"

[XDerezzedX]

i think the joker makes them sing along to his songs :)

[MegaDCfan101]

joker: oh, one more thing. the wedding present.

( cocking shot gun)

ted: he had a shot gun the whole time?

[MegaDCfan101]

lol ending of vid

[joejoe5673]

The music is so appropriate lol

[KahlanPendragon]

"Until some weird armoured motorcycle blew it up before disappearing into shopping mall...'

HAHA, bad batman!

[Sinara6]

Batman destroyed his car LMAO

[HeartlessGirlVampire]

...Wait, there was an extra gun in the car and neither Jerry or Pearl (mostly Jerry) thought to use it while Joker's back was turned? Seriously!?

I love how these are made, they are so realistic! I'm always like: I LOVE THIS! Omigod, what's gonna happen!? Shit! (So on.)

[jcdemaria]

@HeartlessGirlVampire arkham didnt know it was in there. thats why he says at the end "there was a gun in there the whole time?" although i can agree on how unlikely it would be for him to not know after being w/ the joker when he took the guns from lyle

[MetalHeadGrace]

"You wanna die?" "I.. Kind of..." xD!! I love how Joker looked at the camera after that he was like "The fuck...?" xD

[ParanoidSchizoAngel]

Doh...I wanna go on a road trip with the Joker now @__@

Heh, actually, that sounds like an interesting idea for a whole new comedy series :D

[Caitandlin]

elavator music ^.^

[jfassettx123]

For a second there I thought Dr. Arkham looked like wentworth miller from prison break

[jfassettx123]

The armored motorcycle theo was talking about was the bat-cycle

[futuremovieactor]

this is thrilling!

[TheAngelSpeaks15]

"You look great...."

[QueenMJade89]

Theodore is my fav character

[tmanfender]

where is this all filmed?

[codebreaker2001]

LOL @ 6:59.

[kittiekitia]

He looks a bit like a Johnny Depp Joker :D

[SillyNerdify]

there was a shot gun?! The whole time?! lmao

[SillyNerdify]

Theodore... that's the name of my pet rat lol

[EpicSpoofINC]

its weird that the suicidal homeless man has a gun and Jerry (is it Jerry?) is worried about his car.

[Fish0000000000000000]

hehe batman destroyed his car.

[Doomybiscuit]

"A professional... finally."

[kerun2235]

who else found it funny that they didnt get in trouble with the law doing this

[Specialmindz]

Joker: "What's your name?"

Homeless guy: "Theodore."

Joker: "Well Ted, come on."

[YoshiStarSpirit]

Joker in a Tux....

....

<3

[Flap93]

awww how sweet! The Joker is so generous!

[JoshuaJWS1992]

4:40 Jeeze, Jerry Arkham is a snarker.

[JoshuaJWS1992]

1:56 IT'S CHESTER A. BUM!!!

[WhyandHowNeverAble]

The whole time........ You could have shot him and went home^_^

[jamesebrunson]

I love when Cee Lo's "crazy" song comes on after the news broadcast & the joker turn around and sits down... GREAY IRONY! LOL

[TalentedToast]

How fucking high-budget is this?

[MarkoAnzio]

Damn I wanted to hear what happened to Lyle.

[enoonerehwon]

"You've just lost your gun privileges. If you would've hit Pearl, then you could have kept it." -- best line in the episode.

[bluedragonfive]

classic denny o neil joker writting,crazy logic offering a bum a job,true its to prove a point but still very much like how oneil wrotejoker in the 70s

[kags36]

Love the elevator music when they're driving lol.

[mojoe131]

i would love to go on a roadtrip with the Joker

[TheDooshBagels]

Lovin' the elevator music at 7:10

[56purplehaze]

lol the armored motorcycle that blew up his car was batman on his motorcycle LOL

[ladyblazerBAND]

this is great

[WikiSorcerer]

Is this Homeless man based off a Batman Villain? The Backstory certainly sounds like one.

[Semudara]

@WikiSorcerer I don't think so, I believe the extent of his tie-in is the implication that Batman inadvertently destroyed his car home in The Dark Knight.

[BatsyandBirdboy]

@WikiSorcerer Definitly not.

[mattyAOKg]

"You just lost your gun privileges. If you would have hit Pearl; you could have kept it." That was great. haha

[MrShane737]

why do i have a feeling that helicopter showing up was a fluke and they just went with it..

[xoHarleyxQuinnox]

Gotta admit, the Joker looks cute in a tuxedo. What am I saying? He looks cute all the time! The Joker is a babe ;) ♥

[EpikPhaylz]

@xoHarleyxQuinnox I'm with you there!!! =D I <3 the Joker!!

[xoHarleyxQuinnox]

@EpikPhaylz Amen! ;D ♥

[kerosan22]

The Joker is left handed. Enlightening.

[SethWildWalker]

James Bond if he were on his own.

[Warlock359]

I wish I had the mind of the Joker. Talk about freedom!

[MrDizzywolf]

so theyre captured by this amazing cruel and marciless psycho.. and he's complaining about replacing the battery for 100 bucks. great.

[xoHarleyxQuinnox]

@MrDizzywolf Bahahaha! What a loser, eh? ;P ♥

[MrDizzywolf]

@xoHarleyxQuinnox yep x

[schitsodude]

at least someone cares for the homeless



[Shadowmelodyful]

thats cool

[tostrong4you]

7:03 killing me softly with his song, killing me softly

ROFL !

[devin0501]

spiffy!

[cssmith4]

they're driving like a 88 mustang. the director of arkam asylum doesn't drive anything better than that?

[TrevsSmokinAgain]

dude! batman blew his ride up man!!

[DeathlyHallows529440]

Are you guys seriously in Gotham?

Or is it another town or city?

[valiare1947]

@DeathlyHallows529440 It's a series about the Joker, of course they're in Gotham. Unless you're talking about real life, Gotham's not real.

[xoHarleyxQuinnox]

@valiare1947 Gotham's not real?! Jokes ;) ♥

[DeathlyHallows529440]

@valiare1947 OOOOOOOH! Okay. Sorry for the long wait for a reply, dude. O~O!

[alexander3062]

i love how the joker acts like he doesnt want to kill him anymore and looks all sympathetic when hes telling him his story, and how he gets pissed at arkham for only having 20 dollars, i love this show!

[TheSouleater08]

i have one better!!!! 17 people want to know where the hell batman is

[TheSouleater08]

17 homeless people wernt around to see joker  (yah lame but u know my bro's idea)

[JenniferCuppett]

i love joker and the song killing me softly. winwin :D

[thlin]

lol funny how he said he was right handed and he held the gun with his left hand.

[trianna3230]

I feel bad for Ted >.>

[trianna3230]

Ted came prepared!!! XD awesome!!

[Cobbledstories]

Lolll Arkham has his priorities so messed up

[LucasChaser13]

If you would have hit pearl you could have kept it

[8776309]

"Can you shut of my lights please"?

"Shut Up"!

I love Arkham <3

[cammyNpammy]

the homeless guy (Theodor) is awsome he wouls be Jokers best minion

[77lyric77]

interesting song choices....

[thejoker0jajejihaha]

I love, I love to see a picture of the joker is a very good actor, you have plenty of talent from Spain. what is the song that appears in the minute 6:51 to 6:58, please tell me the name of the singer. thanks.

[thlin]

@thejoker0jajejihaha Gnarls Barkley - Crazy

[fate2363]

you know if i found out there was a shot gun in the trunk of a car that i was being kidnaped in i would probaly laugh and say "damn..... chace came and went"

[SuperKeyChan]

Dr. Arkam: what you do if you were to come out here and both pearl and i were dead?

Joker: well ah i would offer him a job

lmao!!!!

[sidtheodd1]

...Let's see what's on the radio!

[chicarelli1983]

this was to fucking funny....can..can i have a gun...hey i dont see why not

[Extraintrovert]

17 people didn't get offered a job.

[locasper]

*Joker opens the trrunk...pulls out a shotgun*

Dr. Arkam: Whoa wha whoa who whooaa..there was a shotgun in there the entire time!

bahaha

[CommanderKillJoy]

Dr. Arkam is the best hostage evarrrr. xDDD

[chibiwerewolf13]

XD He loks like Bedegeuse in that suit.

[cloudx216]

ooo Damn batman fucked up that homeless dudes life LOL

[idontlikeyouyo]

2 people who keep saying "wheres batman"..... first of all where was batman when joker blew up a hospital? where was batman when he kidnapped Dent and Rachel? And now it would be even harder for batman to get the joker, since he is now also being cased after the cops

[57stewie]

why the fuck is he woried about his battery?

[FelinaofL2]

@57stewie He's in such a horrific situation that worrying about his battery is probably a coping mechanism.

[57stewie]

@FelinaofL2 good point, I never thought about that

[Hrko1992]

LOL elevator music!! :D

[Dragodemon000]

Joker gave the homeless man a paying job after listening to his many troubles.

[PatientJ4479]

There was a shotgun?! HAHAHAHAHEHEHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!

[BruceFaulconerStudio]

Where's Batman when this is going on? O_o

[xxDeathbreath]

Get your mind out of the gutter, both of ya !

[GossamerWaits]

"OH, yippy skippy!" xD I love this.

[RainbowDaisys]

The camera man said he was right handed but he still held the gun with his left ._;

[diomedes39]

@RainbowDaisys That's why the joker said that it'd be interesting

[CreeperNight]

@RainbowDaisys That's why joker said "This'll be interesting then."

[leoncrazyman07]

jerimiah arkham looks like asthon kutcher

[hannes1813]

7:10- 7:24. I've been searching YEARS for that song and I STILL can't figure out what it's F***ing called!!!! :(

[TheMachinimaFarm]

I would offer him a job

Greatest dark humor ever written

[AidanJoshSallyBH]

nice of choice of song going to the chapel though we never thought the joker would listen to it. and we loved when dr arkham said "there was a shotgun the entire time?!" LOL!

[meaghanlee9]

i like how Doctor Arkham is just so calm even in this kind of prediciment.

[thomasjaffray]

SIX FIFTY

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