Half in the Bag: Special Edition

[MCorangutan]

I kinda agree it seems ebert's giving everything 31/2 or 4 stars these days. So you can't even distinguish between whats moderatly good and whats really good

[linas3001]

I think that The Zookeeper falls to the movie genre "it's so bad it's good"

[Nigralurker]

Roger Ebert would have never given this movie a thumbs up 30-10 years ago. He's gotten soft...like his chin.

[Coffeiy]

What is the name of the intro song?

[TheRitchardgaleHater]

Harry Plinket's ex wife in the backround 0:44

[McGrailyo]

You had me, right until the ending. Can't believe that's really a film. D:

[kempet]

From 7:12 effing best thing I've seen on the internet in years! Makes me crack up in laughter everytime I watch that scene!

[SirLoin21]

I don't watch TV or most movies. You had me fooled that this was fake until the end. Great work.

[trager94]

This is the one of the greatest examples of expectation reversal I've ever experience. Funny as shit too.

[Monkofmagnesia]

Love the ending! You had me convinced you were reviewing a fake trailer!

[imwithulk80]

So sad I trolled ur review of captain America. Guess I took it to personally because u guys are funny as shit. My bad.

[ThinkingFingers]

Holy crap... there's hardly any beer bottles in this episode.

[smaakjeks]

@ThinkingFingers

That's because this movie is sobering in its atrociousness.

[SultanSamet]

just love the view of those guys ...they both remember me of Fred and Barney from the Flinstones :D they should make such a movie haha... really!

[hogwashsentinel]

Justin Long...or a rapper.

[terrasweet]

@hogwashsentinel i crack up so hard every time he says that

[TerranRich]

This review almost had me believing this movie really was fake. Just like all the other recent Happy Madison releases that are just too horrible to be real.

[mindstormsabrewin]

It's movies like this that make me want the world to end.

[detahdomo]

4:35 jay talks about adam sandler product placement. epic foreshadowing, guys.

[FinalFirebrand]

Are you frelling kidding me...?

[kaelencow]

Half in the Bag should be on daily at prime time.

[DanaBanana75]

I love Mike in this review.

You couldn't pay me to watch Zookeeper. I'd rather stare at a wall for 90 minutes.

[TheSchmuck2]

think I'm in love with you guys. Just saw four of your videos today, never seen any of them before. You're awesome. OK, I have to get back to watching your videos. Please keep kicking ass.

[jevansturner]

Awesome! I've been ignoring the "Half in the Bag" videos...but I watched this one and "Jack and Jill," so I'll definitely be watching more.

[mrfist6]

I hate it when that happens.

[yTubeBlowsBigBalls]

ZOOKEEPER IS REAL? Excuse me, I have to grab my shotgun...

[Tomanistanumerouno]

@yTubeBlowsBigBalls

...and kill the ones responsible for the movie I presume?

[rossmoore13]

The more times I watch this the funnier it gets. I fucking love half in the bag

[hysteria347]

But who was phone!

[drumguy2007]

segment should be called half in the closet

kidding i love you guys

[dbreiden83080]

Kevin James should have told that gorilla that TGIF sucks ass..

[CeroFrio]

Google Worst Phone Sex Line Ever

[bierbuik]

Brillance

[SethHesio]

Youtube was invented for this. Absolutely love it.

[AphoticAgony]

"fat idiot retards" lol hilarious

[thenamesbanana]

I fucking love this.

[Jkchunt]

I'll go first.

[MrHEC381991]

...I'll go first

[gethsoftware]

@MrHEC381991 i beat him to it.

[macgeek2004]

@djsazquatch

Lol, no, dude was right about ur Star Wars comparison...lol, but I don't care! I'm just getting a kick out of the idea of Stephanie Meyers re-editing the Blade trilogy to include shiny vampires. Lol!

[ErizotDread]

Well, vampires aside, I love the look on Jay's face at the end! lol...awesome vid!

[djsazquatch]

This is so brilliant but I've got to be honest, I think if the whole movie was about how the gorilla wanted to go to TGIFridays it would be pretty awesome. It would be like a weird 80's movie or something.

[Sabohaque]

@djsazquatch Or Harold and Kumar go to White Castle

[djsazquatch]

@Sabohaque No no no. It would be a gorilla that didn't speak but used sign language and for no reason at all wants to go to white castle. The whole thing could actually be about him trying to get the gorilla out of the zoo and the end the gorilla makes it to white castle and that's it. The whole movie could make sense up until that point. Maybe the gorilla would end up not liking the food too, why not? It would make more sense than sparkling vampires.

[Sabohaque]

@djsazquatch You say that like real vampires make total sense

[djsazquatch]

@Sabohaque Real vampires don't make sense in the "real" world but vampires, like Santa Claus are actually real in the sense that they exist in our shared social consciousness. Santa Claus lives at the North Pole and vampires burn up in the sun. If you change these things you are essentially changing established "reality" to suit your story...like George Lucas does. That's why twilight pisses off a lot of people who can't put their finger on why...the same people who are mad Greedo shot first...

[Sabohaque]

@djsazquatch Your last analogy would only work if Stephanie Meyer was editing existing vampire novels to include sparkling vampires

[djsazquatch]

@Sabohaque It's not an analogy. I'm talking about a subconscious reaction that people have to seeing our archetypes (twilight) and even modern fables (Star Wars) bastardized and/or tampered with. The Santa thing was an analogy, the twilight thing was a comparison.

[southeastarrow]

"I know it shouldn't bother me that you're a zookeeper, but it kind of does."

Deep.

[seanmcbay]

This is amazing.

[Breakfastwithmontell]

I fucking died, i don't think I've ever related to a video so much.

[Ace4929]

This movie does look like one of the most massively stupid, unfunny, pointless, and pandering things I have ever seen. However, The most stupid, the most pandering, the most desperate, pointless, movie i have ever seen would have to go to furry vengance. that movie made the phantom menace look like Terminator 2

[SpyengoEen]

This is officially THE best video in the internet.

[1337rofflecopters]

I wonder if they had the same reaction to the trailer for "Mr. Popper's Penguins."

[bierbuik]

Absolutely brillant video haha

[grantmaster13]

Kevin James is almost as cool as a monkey pissing in its mouth.

[chuggyman1]

guy on the left does mr plinkets voice.

[nothosaur]

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: the following critics gave a positive review of Zookeeper on Rottentomatoes: Lisa Kennedy, Catherine Jones, Graham Young, Leonard Maltin, Christian Toto, Chris Hewitt, Sean O’Connell, Prairie Miller, Owen Gleiberman, Laura Clifford, Roger Ebert, and Steve Persall. Please keep them in your thoughts. Temporary insanity is a serious condition that affects 13% of the population. Call or write your Congressman. Ask how you can help.

[TheSevenCamels]

@nothosaur ... EBERT? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuu

[Blomsternisse]

@nothosaur BWAHAHAHAHA

[thew00ted]

@nothosaur yeah... never criticize a movie before watching it....

[mooxim]

the background noises at the end made this.

[zmn11111]

Someone makes movies when they are desperate for money? Goddamn, i used to suck dicks.

[DarkProphet94]

you guys need to do a special edition about one of Adam Sandler's fake trailers from Funny People. i think its called Jack and Jill

[Mikedagraaff]

@DarkProphet94 Actually, RLM made a twitterpost that more or less caused everyone to dislike the trailer to that horrible piece of shit. After 24 hours it had so many dislikes that the ratings where disabled temporarilly

[Collstertyp1]

There is a picture of mr. Plinkett's wife behind jay...

[Chopofiev]

And the president of America is a duck.

[WinAFreeAppleIPod]

Where's that hot redhead with the sweet ass and huge boobs

[alarchy]

Mmm...Spotted Cow

[MrHEC381991]

special edition?

whoda dese guys fink they are, george lucas?¬¬

lmao!

[PurpleShades1]

@MrHEC381991 I agree. I think that they should concentrate on developing their own projects. Rather than attacking other people's work.

[Dradeeus]

They had me going the entire video. XD That was a few weeks ago, before it actually came out, of course.

[forman1200]

@5:07 I keep laughing at this part. Retarded people laughing hysterically 'cause they've heard of TGIFridays.

[MRjuggerNAUT77]

3:30 can you say... adam sandler?

[pianokid100]

Is that movie "real steel" a real movie or a parody ? It stars Hugh Jackman as a trainer for robot boxers

[Popcultureguy3000]

@pianokid100 And it seems to be adapted or "suggested by" an average episode of the The Twilight Zone called "Steel". "Steel" is a about a former boxer turned robot-boxing couch/controller/mechanic who replaces the robot in the ring after it brakes and gets beaten to a pulp by the other robot. It ends with him and his partner having to use the money to pay for his medical bills rather than use the money to pay for new parts, but the main character didnt care because he proved he could fight 1

[Amanto1231]

Not only was that funny, but it was totally original!! Great acting, very funny guys.

[LtSarge]

When you guys going to do a new review episode? Green Lantern... Harry Potter... Perfect material.

[Creaturepresentation]

I like these guys. I like them a lot.

[ThatNerdMarc]

Dude! you guys need to review that brilliant fake trailer "Jake and Jill". That would be legendary haha

[ProSitu]

Getting drunk on Spotted Cow while discussing art and cinema. True Milwaukeeans.

[KirksMerkin]

I love when South Park rips on bullshit like this. "This Summer . . . Adam Sandler . . . is . . . a CARROT! Blah blabbidi blah in the feel good movie of the year blah blabidi blah blah. With Rob Schneider as . . . a STICK! Blah blah blah."

[PintSizePixel]

But seriously... what's wrong with being a zoo keeper?

[brace110]

idiots... it's an actual movie... do some research before you proclaim it fake

[RevengeOfTheKaizer]

@brace110 Didn't watch all the way to the end, did you idiot?

[tpaladino]

@brace110 Hahahahahahaa.... Figured that one out all by yourself did you? Congrats! Now get your helmet back on, the little yellow bus should be there any minute to take you back to retard camp.

[Zalman1337]

@brace110 And you're an actual autistic faggot.

[DrJohannFaust]

@brace110 NOOOOO REALLY? I NEVER WOULD'VE GUESSED! I mean what with all the posters and ads on buses I would have believed them! My cup overfloweth with information, thanks!

[Theownera]

You guys should do one of these for the Adam Sandler movie Jack and Jill, I can't believe he would make a fake trailer like that.

[PRPHD]

I like how blip has an advertisement for TGIFridays now.

[Tekknique]

Zookeeper has a 14% rating on rottentomatoes. This review isn't that far off.

[Sash5034]

You guys should see the trailer for Jack and Jill.

[DanaBanana75]

@Sash5034 They must review that one!

[ANPProduktion]

@Sash5034

They actually did it. ;-)

[StMarciano]

I like Kevin James but I just feel bad that he just keeps getting these roles.I mean it isn't his fault at least he is like Nicolas Cage and makes the most out of the situation.

[Pentdad]

Kevin James derp de derp de diddly derp! In a zoo! Derp de derp and now he's derp!

[dsriggs]

OMG THE GRILLA WENT TO TGI FRIDAY'S!!! XD LOL!!!

[iNoxieZ]

Is this a real movie now?

[Nickjaa]

Jesus, can we say 'dead horse'? Eight minutes long?!?

[carlosmontros534535]

@Nickjaa LOL, I can tell you liked the film. Here's something else that might make you laugh: A postman tries to deliver a letter, but a guard dog chases after him to the sound of Benny Hill music and then catches up to him and bites the postman's crotch. Then the postman runs around with the dog attached to his crotch for the rest of the movie and the Benny Hill theme keeps playing over and over for 2 hours ROFL! If that were a film, you'd want to see it.

[Nickjaa]

@carlosmontros534535 what the fuck. you can't tell i liked the film because the film looks like such a piece of shit, I would never see it. what i'm saying is this video was overlong, you stupid fucking jackass.

[carlosmontros534535]

@Nickjaa Nah, you loved the film and got butthurt they didn't like it.

[Nickjaa]

@carlosmontros534535 yes.

[Xyberfaust]

That last moment is exactly how I feel when I see this movie trailers. I just can't believe it.  The brilliant film, "Idiocracy" is a documentary about the future.

[Xyberfaust]

@Xyberfaust And the future is now.

[PornotheClownDOTcom]

The only problem is going from refreshing attacks on very flawed, poorly thought-out movies to slamming servicable comedy vehicles. I'm not curious about seeing The Zookeeper, but I expect Jack and Jill is entertaining. I'm sure neither is insulting anyone's intelligence, since they will attract exactly the audience they are intended for. It's shooting ducks in a barrel.

[playahata113]

Kevin James derp de derp.

[Geobon]

So what is going on here. Was it really fake and then turned into a movie? Or were they just wrong

[kevinrocks2323]

@Geobon I think you should look up "satire" or "sarcasm" up in the dictionary. Yes, it is a real movie that they pretended was a parody movie because it's so awful.

[magx01]

@Geobon

Oh, wow.

[wncv]

Spotted Cow is one of the best beers around these days. Long live New Glarus.

[pghg022]

FUCK YOU

you actualy convinced me :O

[DroopyDog17]

this is a real movie...

[crysisguy05]

@DroopyDog17 really?! ...... -.-

[DroopyDog17]

@crysisguy05 , yea i think its already out, joe rogans the ape, kinda how i know of it

[crysisguy05]

@DroopyDog17 i was being sarcastic

[DroopyDog17]

@crysisguy05 , well fuck me sideways

[NoEqualVideo]

@DroopyDog17 You need to learn what satire is.

[DroopyDog17]

@NoEqualVideo , aye

[JoObse]

"mike those were real movies"

.....

[TriggerKatomoto]

I think Kevin James is trying to get into family entertainment, but he is getting hired by the wrong people to make a good family movie.

[Emil246]

@TriggerKatomoto too many times.

[jackalsocoke]

@TriggerKatomoto Kevin James likes money. I don't think he gives a shit about family entertainment, he's a comedian, he does crappy comedies by the dozen for quick cash because he has name and face recognition and the film makers know this, so they pump out any stupid B-movie script that comes their way because they know it'll turn a profit.

[xcislife94]

ha.

[McGoiter]

This is so great.

[Ujikaweapon1]

@McGoiter Thanks for showing me this gem.

[HOLIMOUNT]

@McGoiter thanks for liking this man

[DanKaz92]

@McGoiter not as great as having a dolphin for a hand

[rick4318]

1: The picture of Plinkett's mom on the table in the background.

2: Empty beer cans everywhere.

3: Win.

[Kyfow]

@rick4318 That's not his mom, that's his dead wife.

[detahdomo]

@rick4318 wife!

[thecapahaarrow]

Shut. Up.

[S2Cents]

So this is a real movie. "really?" Fuck

[cautiousmaniac]

You know what would help this movie? If it had some sort of dog, that was a cop? Like a cop dog? That'd be good.

[ThePhantasist]

I was a little confused by that gorilla. "Apple bottom jeans, boots with the fu---Wait, fur? Fur?! What the hell!?"

[TheAlbinoRhino1218]

i wish the zookeeper was a parody trailer

[yankeehatr07]

After watching all of the Zookeeper loops, all the sound effects stand out as being hilarious.

[ehhsielove]

i love this.

[CreativeJamieCOM]

Kevin James gave this movie thumbs down 68 times

[PaulDenton14]

The final 50 seconds of this...

[concretebox2]

+1 for New Glarus!

[schecterdoom]

took me 4 minutes to realise this was a joke, mind blown!! I really thought the zookeeper trailer was a parody.

[cridantis]

Night of the Museum meets Dr. Doolittle meets Paul Blart: Mall Cop

[djAnakin]

Wow. Pretentious much?

It's a friggin kids movie. No one's lookin for Oscar's here.

[Sash5034]

@djAnakin Why does that make it ok for it to be a complete piece of crap? It's a disgrace to every good, intelligent, and well-made kids movie out there. Also, why would anyone even drag their kid to this? Child abuse.

[123rockfan]

@djAnakin

That doesen't mean they should be treating kids like idiots. In the 80's they actually made family films, movies made for kids AND adults. Now they make kids movies that almost try to lower their intelligence.

[Pinworm4]

@djAnakin So because it's "not looking for Oscars" that gives it free reign to have absolutely no quality or originality?

[disengagejam]

i'm dying laughing already 1 min into this masterpiece ... love the pic of the 'Kevin James actor in fake trailer' LOL

[polghirstenskoetter]

Needs more beer drinking reactions shots. Otherwise, spot on as usual.

[FacepunchChris]

The new Jim Carrey movie is just like this, wtf

[chosentonessournotes]

@FacepunchChris OH MY GOOOD I was gonna say the same thing. Ironically enough, aside from The Number 23, I LOVED Jim Carrey's more serious movies. I thought The Truman Show, for how campy and retarded it was, was one of his best movies. And Eternal Sunshine. I fucking LOVED it. But... Mr. Popper's Penguins? Seriously?! WHAT THE FUCK JIM CARREY?

[dsriggs]

"IT'S PERFECT, YEAH!"

-RedLetterMedia

[Fibr3Optix]

Red Letter are you coming back to Toronto for Fan Expo in August?

[boiledcrap]

This is my first time watching this series. It's refreshing to find that there are others out there that share similar distaste in such trash. I know that you can't always produce movie gold but geez it's like Hollywood doesn't even try and prefers to appeal to some common demographic.

[INeedUrTurnips]

I love how Mike has a phone contact whose job is to inform him about whether movies are genuine or not.

[BWGgy]

Why do you have to kill yourselves? If you don't like it then don't see it!

I love TGIF's Jack Daniels sauce for their entrees btw, they're to die for.

[SpockBoy]

Nice work gentlemen.

[fisch138]

Spotted Cow, Blue Moon and Stella. Well done, gentlemen.

[alreadytakenthe3rd]

I believed every second of this hahaha.

[itiswilliam]

i liked that paul blart film, i guess I'm retarded :'(