Christmas Story: Santa Claus

[JeremyGSU2011]

I love this! From the moment the kids get up to Santa neither the elves or Santa want them there. Then they finish it by shooting your ass down a slide. LMFAO! Awesome! The ulitmate visit to Santa.

[TheKbond32]

Ralphy Is So Cute!!! :)

[landcaster11]

Kind of reminds you Satan. Like you just realized your in hell and they throw you down the slide.

[GSRGaming115]

that kid and the santa group freak me out

[2003MARSSKILLS]

"And what's your name little boy?" LOL at that evil voice.

[TheFive3one]

I KNOW I WANT AN OFFICIAL RED RYDER CARBON ACTION 200 SHOT RANGE MODEL AIR RIFLE!!!! ::SMILE::

[ITSOVER9000notes]

I'm watching this right now :)

[tacomadc]

Is this Richie Rich? Or the "Hannibal" prequel?

[johndill90]

I'd like to see this scene in reverse.  =P

[davecologon]

are you sure this is Christmas Story and not an episode of the Night Stalker?

[lvn4life]

"COME ON KID!!!!"

[L33TH47]

Who is the actor that played santa?

[Doobie1975]

@L33TH47 Jeff Gillen

[JesseAndMike]

Watching this movie right now on tv and it's at the same scene!! :D

[MrBoobtube14]

@JesseAndMike OMG! im so calling the newspaper RIGHT NOW!!!

[Doobie1975]

gosh the female elf was such a mean bitch, I would be pissed if I've seen someone talk like that to my child.

[bertmustin]

@Doobie1975

For the time period her attitude doesn't seem very believable. Even after Ralphie goes down the slide and we see a more merry Santa Claus, she's still acting the same.

[MrBoobtube14]

@bertmustin sooooo ALL women elves during christmas in the '50's were perfect, bubbly type A's. Good to know. thanks.... God. lol

[MrMatto91]

I actually got a football once for Christmas. 

[2Koelling]

Looks like Glenn Beck

[PCCphoenix]

That Santa Claus is HOOOO-HOOOO-HOPELESS!

[MrBoobtube14]

@PCCphoenix ...and so is your comment.

[CaptnFalcon911]

Hoooo hooooo hooooo!!!!!!!!!

What's ur name little boy?

This is some funny shit!!!!!!

[suny123boy1]

Quit draggin' your feet!

[wileyk209zback]

(0:17) Randy sounds kinda like a smoke alarm when he screams!

[eelyak19]

My dad and I were walking around the mall yesterday and seriously considered going up to the Santa Clause just to tell him we wanted a football and then correct ourselves and say we wanted a Red Rider BB gun.

[mrbill1000]

@eelyak19 Extra points if they get the reference!

[MrBoobtube14]

@mrbill1000 duh. thanks for that CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!

[MrBoobtube14]

@eelyak19 you live an incredibly daring life. be careful! :/

[yvonne198424]

The lady elf is the funniest

"Quit dragging your feet!"

"Come on kid! Come on!!!"

"Listen little boy, we got a lot of people waiting here now get going!!" lol head motions funny as hell

[kamdan2011]

This is the greatest Santa Clause EVER! FUCK Edmund Gwenn, Richard Attenborough and Tim Allen!

[ExplorerDS6789]

@kamdan2011 What about Mickey Rooney?

[jediskunk67]

If I ever see a Santa treating kids like that, I would walk up and slap his fuckin ass!

[flwebpro]

I worked as a set designer down the street from Great Southern for 10 years so I saw "Santa" or Jeff Gillen a lot. He was always happy and never moody. He was a great Set Designer, I would call a minimalist, or make it look expensive just not. My style, if you can call it that, is patterned after his and has never failed to pay the bills. Jeff Gillen was a great provider for his family and helped so many young people get in the business.

[359lillian]

Imagine a demon voice, (Demon) And what's your name little boy!

[237cupcake]

the store's closing !! haha the way he said that

[TheHungergameslovers]

I know the boy elf he was my teacher :)

[MrMatto91]

Theres a picture of me with santa when i was 3 or so. I was crying.

[RichOnelBnardSKSDIK]

WOO! Santa is my grandpa, Jeff Gillen. Sad he died 15 years and a few days ago...

[MrShane737]

the elves were my favorite

[cootmaster]

in low voice WHATS YOUR NAME LITTLE BOY!

[cootmaster]

LOL odd the santa is all pissed off the store is closing then after he leaves sata is all loving again i thought this was a mall

btw wasnt line still long

[gatorgulf6]

the elves are so rude! LOL

[Ratrat124]

".. HO!.. HO!... HO!!..."

[FabulousGuineaPigs]

haha, love that movie.

[jackieaguillen]

"How about a nice football?"

" Football? Football? What's a football? With unconscious will my voice squeaked out 'football'."

"Okay, get him out of here."

"A football? Oh no, what was I doing? Wake up, Stupid! Wake up!"

" No! No! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!"

"You'll shoot your eye out, kid."

[joefats123456789]

ralphies smile lmaooo

[markdpane]

I just watched a play on this movie at the local theater. They added two girls to the story, it was good!!!!

[bobokiss11]

Ralphie's face at 1:55 and 2:05 was hilarious.

[Mario6925]

1 shot there eye out

[faeryquene]

Hysterical scene!! R.I.P. Jeff Gillen-a performance for the ages! :)

[HBKanedge818]

My favorite scene from A Christmas Story. R.I.P. Jeff Gillen.

[charmaliqueNYC]

Those elves are kinda mean.  No sense of patience and lack of joy.

[Thepylot78]

@charmaliqueNYC That was the point! That's why this scene is so hilarious! lol HO...HO...HO!

[alexcubs25]

Merry Christmas everyone!

[astrosdude91]

HURRY UP KID, THE STORE'S CLOSING!

[g3lk2]

really i dont believe santa i think my brother just wraps the presents

[Tornado600]

just a few minutes 'til Christmas. BTW, Santa and those elves in this scene were jerks, don't ya think?

[Thepylot78]

@Tornado600 That's what makes this scene so funny! I bust a gut every time I see it! lol

[ChicanoTattooArt]

what do you want for christmas little boooy " "youll shot your eye out kid "ho ho ho" LOL

[DeltaAirlinesFlyer]

Ahh. Scary! The Santa and his elf sidekick freak me out!

[tommyt1971]

@DeltaAirlinesFlyer QUIT DRAGGIN' YER FEET!!! 

[Doobie1975]

@DeltaAirlinesFlyer I thought the female elf was totally intimidating but Santa and the male elf wasn't too bad

[lyoha95]

hour twelve mins 'til xmas

[lolmatt85]

christmas in 3 hrs 8 mins

[trini4eve9]

6 hours and 2 mins till christrmas:)

[josefientje]

yyyyyyyyyy

[TheTDIfan]

15 hrs and 52 minutes left until Christmas!!

[philhalo66]

lmao this is a classic

[CJTLCousins]

christmas is in 2 days! :D

[DarkWolfStudio]

@Thepylot78 I have seen it I was just making a remark about how weird the close ups seem

[DarkWolfStudio]

The close-up shots freak me out.

What is this, A Clockwork Christmas?

[Thepylot78]

@DarkWolfStudio You never saw the classic Christmas movie "A Christmas Story?" You gotta watch it. It's freaking hilarious! And this scene always has me dying with laughter! Pause it at 0:42, LMAO, Santa looks pissed off

[FalcorProductions]

@DarkWolfStudio lol good one!

[industrialsun]

I was flipping through channels and found this movie on TV about 25 years ago and this was the first scene that I saw. The part with Santa's boot tapping him on the forehead still destroys me with laughter to this day.

[ChicanoTattooArt]

@industrialsun LOL same here, that part is funny as hell.

[dethklok831]

1:39 "NO"

[mfcentury21]

You'll shot your eye out kid! Classic Line!

[AnimalLover1977]

Who plays the female Elf ?

[jheadSF06]

Football, football, what's a football?

[cwk12782]

My favorite scene in the whole movie.

[madgang201]

HOOOOOOOOO! HOOOOOOOOOO! HOOOOOOOOOO!

[nurotk07]

The elves are hysterical! Classic!!

[CarterK98]

1:38

NICE SAVE

[Sind3r3lla175]

"You'll shoot your eye out kid!" *pushes down slide with boot* "HOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO!" "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!­!!!!"

Haha, best line ever.

[slavesacrifice666]

I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!

[goreds03]

@slavesacrifice666 no your shoot your eye out

[paulsifer42]

I love the toe shove down the slide.

[MarieGal20]

I watch this movie all the time when it comes on TBS! Without fail since I was a kid!

[stewart3245]

Aww ralphie is so cute <3

[THEMW2DTRAIN]

best movie ever!!!!!!!!! I watch it about 20 times on the week before Christmas

[Yaenlith]

HAHAHAHAHA This movie is great xD

[BloodyCannibalCorpse]

Holy fuck that is one scary santa

[dubs19842009]

Wake up, stupid! Wake up!

[Fanik8]

This is my favorite part, though I don't know why!

[saleens66]

Football... Whats a football

[StarWoid1]

WORST SANTA EVER!

[PCCphoenix]

@StarWoid1 Just one reason I DON'T like this film--particularly because the elves are mean and that Santa Claus is HOOO-HOOO-HOPELESS!!!

[ryanmshepard92]

@PCCphoenix You don't like it because the elves are mean? What are you, 5? Are you so completely fucking retarded that you can't see this is quite obviously a COMEDY! As in, nothing in this movie is to be taken seriously!

[rbcatlover17806]

@StarWoid1 And worst elves ever too.

[Thepylot78]

This scene cracks me up every time! I love when his voice cracks at 0:39, LOL! Hooo Hooo Hooo!!!!

[Nitrotech23]

53 Days

22 Hours

42 Minutes until christmas!

[Jasonxx420xx]

@Nitrotech23 Lol you got it down alright!

[LexyMizzal]

Thats some pretty messed up Elves you gott there Santa

[taranchula97]

oh and btw HOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[taranchula97]

Those elves are so mean.

[jonmcwil]

that is one mean ass santa claus

[stojy161994]

Hahahaha i love it when Randy starts crying on his lap lol

[3376855]

What's the full name of the gun an offical red rider what?

[therandomexample]

@3376855 an Official Red Ryder carbine action 200 foot shot range air rifle. TAA DAAA!

[chocolatedevil169]

@3376855 Official Red Ryder 200 Shot Carbine Action Range Model Air Rifle".

[Nitrotech23]

@chocolatedevil169 ....you'll shoot your eye out kid

[PCCphoenix]

@Nitrotech23 Oh, good grief, it's a running gag...

[JenkBigQ]

lol, worst santa claus ever

[NodDisciple1]

"Bad Santa's" dad was the guy up in the costume I bet. XP

[gollygee35]

The woman elf is the best. I use that same tone when i drag my niece around.

[curlytoes79]

haha...Santa staring down at Ralphie like some indifferent god.

[StarBoy62]

HEY KID! HURRY UP THE STORE IS CLOSING!

[aaahshaddap]

If that Santa ever came to MY Mall, I would have fired his ass before he even got the job. The elves too.

[NodDisciple1]

@aaahshaddap

You're a manager at a mall?  :?

[ontariobuds]

@aaahshaddap Why can't you just comment on how funny this scene is?

Ralphies scream is freakin' hilarious!

[1963Pure]

I watch this movie every year on VHS at Chrismas time!

[NodDisciple1]

@1963Pure

Wow, you still have VHS? XD

[1963Pure]

@NodDisciple1 A relic from the last century ;-)

[Menashabluejays]

lol i have a vhs but i have a dvd player too

[videomix22]

Jean Shepherd was an excellent writer and did a great job in writing this movie. He was also the Narrator, and the Man in the department store in Line for Santa. He asks Ralphie " Hey kid, just where do you think your going? RIP Jean Shepherd.

[supergamma2010]

wow...they have made santa and his elves look really evil

[greendragonkiller]

it's a football!

it's a stone, luigi. you didn't make it.

[NodDisciple1]

@greendragonkiller

You should make a ytp combining that w/ this scene. Plz do, it'd be funny! T_T

[tommyt1971]

Christ, those elves are sadistic!! %-D

[CaptainCrunchOwns]

This is the best.

[Suprahajimoto]

Funnest part of the movie. Oh I cant wait to watch this all day on Christmas!!!!

[naruto7goku7]

football...football...what's a football? lol...classic....

[PCCphoenix]

Here is proof that this Santa Claus is HO-HO-HOPELESS!!!

[KingOystar]

I love his big smile at 1:51

[tommyt1971]

That little bit of music right as his smile melts is funny too!

[stonechater]

Haaha HO-HO-HO!!!

[1977kb0wqh1996]

Yes folks, it's him, the one, the only, the man, the myth, the legend! Here he is.... SATAN CLAWS!!!!!!

[ANormalMovieFanatic]

Boy do they hate their jobs.

[julikell]

I love Randy!

"Randy lay there like a slug. It was his only defense." LOL

[shiningwizard327]

Best Santa evar!!!11

[angryamerican]

LOL!

A classic!