The UK's Biggest Geek

[dmxezz]

is this a joke?

[amosfour]

'And thats how i eat a Jam sandwich' YOU SIR, ARE MY HERO!

[belemesen]

"...I told you it was pretty weird" lmao

[TheBAOM]

i wanna jam sandwich now.

[ABri591]

bless him

[nokingkong1]

im his biggest fan!

LOL

[misfitstattoo]

It's sheldon cooper.

[is2daytuesday]

Riveting. Not trying to be funny either, I mean it..My dalmatian apportions her dog food in the same obsessively accurate portions..ever since she was a puppy.

[HIPERMEGAMUNDOCOMPU]

If you think that this guy is very Geek you must Know me.

And i'm mexican, and Mexico it's in America, so I'm american.

[jemish16]

My brain just blew. (:

[Linkage1992]

I'm a guy and he turns me on. Such a hottie.

[vj9a808]

this 1:36 can be put in 5 word "FUCKING EAT THE SANDWITCH BITCH"

[Cr8HD]

Its bread, WHO CARES!?

[MrFreddieBurgoyne]

He needs to die.

[leeham991]

Where the fuck was this taken from?

[TheBross111]

I used to be a nerd. But then i took coolness to the knee

[TheTurdinator84]

@TheBross111 Die already

[brandonGARRISON1]

uuuuummmmmm...what?

[Zombywoof91]

what the fuck is wrong with you!? hahahahahahaha just eat it normal!!! hahaha

[secondarymusik]

'and that's how I eat a jam sandwich!' 

[AndrewWebbLFC]

its better than porn



[putatoes]

I watch this every year lol

[starfruitskull]

JAM SAMWIDGE

[jackmyers12]

this beautiful woman u are refering to in the description is probably his carer

[Crin9]

If you know who ' TheSyndicateProject ' is, dosent he sound like him? he resembles him too, but just a little bit.

[Sozlled]

"I can't explain why i eat jam sandwiches that way".

Well i can, it's because...(big breath) you're fucking mental!

[Sozlled]

OCD much?

[bigsteamfan]

@Sozlled YES, I know right ? I don't know why this video titles him as a geek... He just has a weird eating habit, which has a very high chance of being related to OCD... I know I have OCD, it's kinda fucking ruining my life, he should be happy, his obsession is innocent, I just HAVE to thicken each and every letter I write with my hand many times over.. It took me SIX HOURS, to write six pages of text, do you imagine how crap is my school life ?

[Sozlled]

@bigsteamfan |Well they say he is a geek because this is from the show "Beauty and the Geek" so he is actually a geek.

I have a some obsessive compulsions, like when i add sugar to tea or coffee i have to stir it 20 times. I also have to wash my hands in a certain order which i'm not going to explain, that's about all really.

If i were you however, i'd go seek medical attention, that really will impact your school work so, you should do something about that.

[bigsteamfan]

@Sozlled Yeah, thanks for the advice, I don't know how much seeking medical help will actually "help" me. I don't remember doing this in my 5th to 8th grades.. I don't even remember it being such a big problem in my first years of high-school.I'm in my last high school year now and it's fucking bad, even the professors know about it and they actually wrote that I have to hurry up on my school tests. It's hard-wired into my brain, I just can't help it, I don't know if a doctor could help

[Lienweethetnietmeer]

why the hell did i watched this?

[OneThousandBats]

I saw this guy play a piece of music on the guitar when it was originally on and I've been trying to find out the name of it ever since. Does anyone know what I'm talking about or know the name of the piece?

[dirtymackem]

@OneThousandBats Recuerdos de la Alhambra by Tarrega :)

[SteakStealSteam]

i actually perform a process similar to this..................I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

[dirtygurty4]

gotta just love OCD  :D

[zomgdrhax]

HAHAHA HES DRINKIN MILK HAHAHAHAHA THAT SAYS IT ALL!!!!

[SweRdi]

@zomgdrhax ? wtf

[TheKidninja]

he's not a nerd, he suffers from high-functioning autism.

[TheGeek4lyf]

what a babe haha

[RudiL94]

AW JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!! THIS MAKES ME WANT TO FUCKING TOP MYSELF..

[zemlina2]

But is there a theory about boobs??

[ashdabiz]

aha what programme is this?

[slamster]

Does he sort of have a version of OCD or is he just trying to annoy me?

[TheOneNo20]

I really want to kill this guy. What an absolute fairy.

[Chameleonardodavinci]

@TheOneNo20 ya he's a fairy but he's probably gonna be three times as successful as you, internet tough guy

[TheOneNo20]

@Chameleonardodavinci I didn't realise being unable to cope with life counted as successful. Interesting definition. I pity you for being able to empathise faggot.

[Chameleonardodavinci]

@TheOneNo20 He copes with life; he makes his sandwiches and doesn't give a fuck. You hate on people because of how they eat their food. LOL

[TheOneNo20]

@Chameleonardodavinci Hate? No, I just think he is pathetic. And I don't see how someone so weak could be perceived capable of coping with life.

[humanityfirstnow]

he has signs of schizophrenia

[Mo1604]

HE. IS. AWESOME <3 :D

[lokalllize]

I think he is bit of a autistic or has some form of assbergers

[Jimendrix]

-_-'

[PsychoS0ulja]

New favourite video!

[iininjav]

HAHAHAHHA! "I will try to lick a bit of jam off of the side of the first one as well to get a kind of strawberry and cream effect with the milk" OMG that got me going...

[DerSchnurrbart]

Wait until he learns about fluffernutters.

[dubbinful]

WINNET ALERT

[copperkipper1]

I can't explain why I eat....STOP RIGHT THERE

You just fucking did... -.-

[LoveJaeger]

You can tel hes a nerd soon as he say's "He's going to show us how to make a jam sandwich"...

[Bestintheworld08]

lol this guy is so crazy

[swellkill1]

i thought it was fake!!!

[Bag0fJews93]

wat an excuse for a TV show...

[3000zman]

LOL WTF AM I WATCHING

[Shauddi]

KEE YOSELF

[rocker12cl]

hahaahahahahhahahaha!... haha

[CloverCATOREE]

at least he's eating sandwiches and not human brains. LOL

[MadOldPete]

@CloverCATOREE it's a slippery slope

[JamesParkersStuff]

I'm no nerd, but I do shit like that too!

[K0lsyr4]

Hes got psychological sickness. I don't know what its called but its nothing dangerous.

[PowerSprinter]

@K0lsyr4 OCD

[curbstomp77]

@K0lsyr4 OCD. You didn't know that??? And it's a disorder not a disease.

[K0lsyr4]

@curbstomp77 That's exactly what I said but in other words. Nothing funny about him. BTW did you create your account just to troll people on youtube?

[DANWOODHOUSE]

is thier any british beauty and the geek episodes availible

[wookiefable]

i cut the crust of

[swntzu]

Love this guy!

[znvTramp]

Пздц, ну и хуета...

[sazkwatch]

WHO GIVES A FUCK HOW HE EATS HIS SAMITCH

[10Dennix10]

wooow, i totally ate my sandwiches wrong. glad to know now.

[unbeatencorgi]

Yea and i eat my sandwitch by putting in my mouth

[13374NHL]

I want to be this man

[kkurrukk]

I must be a complete retard because I actually found this quite intriguing.

[StuieMaaate]

who dosent do that where all NEVS arent we ??

[MegaTylerlee]

strawberrys and cream effect with the milk lmfao

[SorryImSoAce]

isnt geek just a word created by stupid people about intelligent people, this guy has ocd

[sbowesuk]

@SorryImSoAce Yeah I'd say you're right. He has OCD written all over him.

[SuperGreenscout]

He must have been working on this for a long time.....

[xboxforeverz]

i hate jam

[youn0itdude]

What the hell does he do in his free time?

[jungsbodyguard]

@youn0itdude I think that you've just seen it. He decides how to eat sandwiches.

[jewsbury87]

@youn0itdude Probably ploughing his girlfriend.

[Janilyn1408]

dude i just got hungry for a sandwich..lol

[FlyingLawnMower123]

this video made me a man

[xIAndyLRemixzIx]

Who the fuck cares what he eats his fuckin jam sandwiches like anyway lol

[mrCan026]

they make eating a sandwich like you need to choose wich wire to cut of the bomb

[ThaatPenguin]

:D

[KishieMinecraft]

He can make and eat a sandwich LIKE A BAWSE!

[bgtriliegi]

of course it takes work with your teeth britten have horrible dentistry..

[jungsbodyguard]

That's the most amazing thing I've ever seen.

[20bridget11]

i love this i think it could be a whole new revlation xx

[sasoun316]

NASA should hire this guy to make space food for the astronomers

[unitMK1]

I never knew eating a sandwich is so "complex "

[m1up]

Hes not a nerd, hes a sandwich engineer!

[MrBodubs]

GENUIS GENUIS GENUIS! this man is a genuis

[xxmcrroxmisoxxx]

Yay! David Micthell as the commentator is the only reason I watched this video! But I can't seem to find the rest of the series... =(

[Floridabum1]

now this is a professional commentary

[iPuntCats]

we need this guy in the states!!!!!!!!

[tbskms]

Three years to figure out the in's and out's of bread crust? Another freak'n boy genius!

[tahnoobcake]

sad..

[SuperChrisnichols]

Hahaha superchickenman I agree

[doommaker3]

Ed, u must have had a bad childhood.....im so sorry

[Superchickenman159]

the fuck did i just watch?

[rock3tcat]

That's fucking genius, years of R&D crammed into one and a half minutes worth of video.

[Airbornerock]

Lol a jam sandwhich 

[NurseJhonnaMS]

OCD

[Speslad]

Ewww

[m1up]

.....thats called OCD...

[Aim4thaWin]

we should care more about he's bread problems than poor kids

[1234567654321d]

Thats amazing

[Seanorman88]

I can explain why you eat jam sandwiches that way: it's called OCD!!

[InToXiCaTeDnB]

@Seanorman88 more like being a fucking downie

[joshuan542]

its OCD :P

[Walkoran]

Strawberry and Cream Effect with the milk! LOLZ

[MrCallum2010]

Hilarious

[CookieMagicx]

wtf!?!

[kosemify]

what a sick cunt

[shinjide213]

the narrator's continuous comments are pure class.

[CrazeeCatrin]

is David Mitchell the narrator? 

[wnfcjkenvfj]

@CrazeeCatrin i was just gonna ask that.

[CrazeeCatrin]

@wnfcjkenvfj pretty sure he is, think i read a comment about it on another vid

i wonder what he makes the show XD

[fullstack2]

his dude must smoke an 8th of weed a day !

[rebeccaannhay]

I really want a jam sandwich and milk now. Strawberries and cream effect? This guy knows what he's talking about. Damn.

[Tonymaloney93]

Wow...what a brain man...it must be nice dieing alone...

[ToffeeAppleTerror]

It's the weird hand rotation/ movement thing he does after the last bite that makes me chuckle. It's a complete geek satisfaction reaction.

[lxa9466]

OMG THAT'S HOW I EAT THEM TOO

[flintflint128]

1:26 - Beautiful hand flourish right there.

[gildedwolf]

why the fuck would i want to know how he eats a fucking jam sandwhich. xD

[se7endreams]

wtf is this shit

[osos1991]

lol britishs are sissys JUST EAT THE DAMN SANWISH AHOLE PPL ARE DYINF FROM HUNGER EVERY WHERE

[102BananaSplit]

@osos1991 ignorant stereotypical fucker.... 

[Kbeck94]

Yea but there is a different between being a geek and being OCD.

[bobjim3000]

What a lad!!!

[DanceOnM3]

1. Prepare sandwhich

2. Cut sandwhich (Optional)

3. Bite sandwhich

3. Done

He makes it seem so hard, must lead a boring life.

[zachioki13]

wait, wheres 1 at?

[silver2zilver]

@zachioki13

Thats in bed when he takes his BFs cock in all at once.

[infectedcalf]

I hope, for his girlfriend's sake, that he doesn't eat like he fucks.

[camaros65]

@infectedcalf What girlfriend?

[infectedcalf]

@camaros65 true

[cuyperscharles]

@infectedcalf better say boyfriends lol

[TheVulture911]

@infectedcalfl like he has a girlfriend

[jcruz04]

@infectedcalf I have a feeling he doesn't fuck because he eats like this

[brbtoilet]

@infectedcalf You mean fuck Like he eats? or have you Fucked him Before big boy?

[infectedcalf]

@brbtoilet I am humbled before your insight; oh, keyboard warrior of the internet.

[brbtoilet]

@infectedcalf Indeed you Are my Peasant

[artysm7]

@infectedcalf just piised myself lol

[Grasman123]

@infectedcalf You mean "Fucks like he eats" ?

[infectedcalf]

@Grasman123 yep. thanks.

[Grasman123]

@infectedcalf Always :)

[MegaYankeefan]

@infectedcalf girlfriend????

[mickeyO95]

@infectedcalf lool thats jokes, he hasnt got a girlfrind XD

[daydodontdaydoh]

brilliant

[shinjide213]

this guy just made my day. what an idiot.

[paulw252]

FANNY!

[Ftballnumba69]

Kroique! You blokes n wankas are all pip pip cherio and shrimp on the barbie if a do say so mi self

[stevenuuu1212]

What sort of bloke cuts his sarnies into triangles? Fanny.

[SauraElanthier]

@stevenuuu1212 The sort of man who doesn't hide his habits away like a pussy. lol

[BradandBitches]

eat the fucking sandwich.

[Blazeddaze]

wtf dude

[ArcticTrees]

he like mathematically takes apart eating a jam sandwhich

[xstreamx300]

OCD..

[TheDJFurry]

My geek senses are tingling!!!

B(

[killerkyle54]

@TheDJFurry And you call me a Geek <.<

[TheDJFurry]

@killerkyle54 I've realised how sadly mistaken I was to call you a geek.

[SaveSora]

Those muscular arms... Oooh yeah.

Mmmm....

[delam416]

it seems like obsessive compulsive disorder

[link093]

I've started eating my jam sandwiches like this after watching this video.. God dammit.

[andyc225]

This guy puts far too much thought into eating his lunch.

[stupidchicken112]

this is actually pretty fuckin cool

[alZiiHardstylez]

Must be OCD...

I have to shut doors twice 'cause i'm cool and shit

[omega18800881]

omg...

[SaagarSrivastava]

HAHAH!