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  • i dodged that shit like the matrix (woosh woosh woosh)..... OHHH IT BURNS OOOOOOOOOOH

  • i'm surprised the bus driver didn't come back there

  • he can't cum on all of us.. hahaha!!!!

  • skeet skeet skeet skeet

  • I guess the crowd didn't get the line "or you're gonna get me shot!" that's the funniest line. it should have had a better reaction.

  • Man had some real guns.

  • 95 People got crossfire from the homeless guy "bustin' a nut"

  • press 2 for "YO BREH STANK"

  • This is everybody's air sirrrr!

  • I miss Dave Chappelle. C'mon Dave, come back from your self imposed exile.

  • LOL!!!! press 5 and 6 for orgy faces!

  • sorry, 3:00

  • 3:02 is like the funnest

  • Alright Everybody, Back up, Back... The... Fuck UP!!!! i tried to be nice about this

  • lmao... cmon dawg your hitting my elbows.. STOP!  I'm in tears..... lmfao!!!

  • I love this guy, he is just plain funny. He doesn't receive the media attention he used to because he walked away from the limelight. However, he has gone back to his grass roots and has appeared at a number of comedy clubs, unexpectedly and turned it out. He still has it!

  • This comedy bit made me crack up so hard that I had to literally cry....The thing is Dave is very cool but his jokes are friggin hilarious!

  • Chappelle's a fucking clown.

  • holy fuck i forgot how funny dave chapel was

  • PUT YOUR GODDAMN COCK AWAY

    I DON'T WANNA SEE IT

    YEAH !

  • Lmaolmao this is funny

  • dave chappelle kills all other comedians to bad he lost his gift

  • @supercrazy56 he lost nothing.

  • @supercrazy56 He didn't lose anything. He left show business before he lost himself.

  • @supercrazy56 how did he lose his gift? he is still the same man, he walked away before the mega-fame consumed him.

  • funniest comedian ever

  • who the fuck dislikes this? fucking idiots

  • hahahaha gotta love this! love his white folks accent!

  • it burns ah!!! ahhhhh AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­H!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • "come on dog you hittin my elbows" loool

  • what a shitty crowd

  • "THATS BETTER... that... is... better..." RMAOWLOL!

  • jerking off for 45 minutes?

  • hahahaha this reminds me of the time i was riding the bus home one time n a dude a couple seats away was watching porn on his phone haha

  • Come on dawg, you're hittin my elbow

  • DODGE THAT SHIT LIKE THE MATRIX NIGGA!

    

  • wheres 4:54?

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  • "Don even know if that shit's true, that's just what I told him man - he was so scared I had to say sumthin..."

    Chapelle is amazing!

  • every body back up,back fuck fuck up

  • he is some much better than kevan hart

  • lol wow that is a fuck up day

  • You stick your finger up your butt, why oh god why is this happening splat ohh god ohhh LMAO

  • 91 people got lung cancer from laughing so hard

  • THAT IS BETTER...MUCH BETTER...LOL

  • This is classic . Put yer godamm cock away !!!

  • Lol!

  • haha back the fuck up

  • All right back the fuck up I tried to be nice about this!!!!

  • how could this get any dislikes....... this shit is great!

  • @ajy440 Racists and overly Catholic people.

  • "COUGH! Sirrr?!" l o l XD

  • 4:12 "this guy was freakin out, IT BURNS, AAHHH AAAAHHHH!!" lmao!!!

  • lmao!, i cant

  • "put ur got damn cock away" lmao

  • BACK UP.!!! 

  • sounds like the joker at 2:29

  • Whaaat Lmao

  • Put your God damn cock away! LOL

  • how does this have dislikes?!!!!

  • He can't cum on all of us!!!

  • Dave Chappelle is so freaking funny!!!

  • cmon dawg u hittin my elbows......stop son....stop lol!!!!

  • "put your god damn cock away,i dont wanna see this anymore"

    lmao

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  • 4:17

  • Dave's voice for white people is the funniest thing ever.

  • come on dog u hitting my elbows lollll

  • BACK UP, BACK THE FUCK UP!

  • C'mon dawg you're hitting my elbows !

  • 2:55 - 2:58

  • this happened to me sadly i got creamed on lol

  • 1.5 mil views here but Katt crackhead Williams has 10 mil? Da fuck youtube...

  • I cried with laughter, i seriously did

  • hahahahaah!!!!!!!!!!!

  • i would have an instant heart attack/seizure as soon as he pulled it out

  • Sirr!.. sir, put that goddamn cigarette out okaay!

  • It didn't kill him but I'm sure that fucked his day up. LOL

  • IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!

    

  • "put your goddamn cock away!"

  • 85 people were on the bus!

  • Its a biological attack aww

  • What happened to him

  • he said he came to his senses roflmao " oh oh this is my stop" i would of took that dude out and beat the crap out of him but that was to funny i would of been dying laughing if i was on that bus

  • @momoXvolturi

    I had that happen to me on an economy flight once. The guy next to me got his thing out. When I called for the steward, the guy was all surprised that I had taken offence, and he said to the steward "What? She took her shoes off!"

  • funniest thing i have ever heard once again if i was there i would be laughing so hard

  • @momoXvolturi

    Not if you were sitting next to him. I was - just like Dave's bust hostages - in a slight panic that he was suddenly gonna come on me (even though he wasn't touching himself).

  • lol true true dnt matter if he was or wasnt touching himself its still a shock

  • @momoXvolturi

    The funny thing was that he didn't even cover himself up when the steward came. He just sat there with everything hanging out and his hands half way up in the air to show that he was just trying to get comfortable, and that there was absolutely nothing wrong with that. lol!

  • @MissPompousTwat SExyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  • thumbs up if you wanted to be on that bus

  • "He's right! PUT YOUR GODDAMN COCK AWAY"

  • having a homeless guy cum on you doesnt give you aids unless u swallow the cum, which no one would ever do. fact.

  • @ndb751

    Unless you get it in your eyes, you mean! Why would you get it from swallowing it?

  • "Dodged that shit like the Matrix!"

    

  • 'I'm Sure it fucked his day up.' LOL

  • o god y is this happening

  • 84 people don't like this video.

  • @partyman147

    84 people gave this video thumbs down

  • Dave Chappelle about white people and asian people; /watch?v=8ADv6V4t5jo

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  • 84 people where afraid to say something to the masturbator

  • @PsychoticBlueFlames

    84 people were caught masturbating on a bus

  • @MissPompousTwat 84 people got traumatized in that bus.

  • @PsychoticBlueFlames

    84 people were secretely hoping Keanu Reeves would rescue them from the bus

  • MY FAV SKIT BY HIM

  • 82 people were on that bus... huge bus

  • L..M...A..O its a biological attack!!!!

  • YOU! STICK YOUR FINGER YOUR BUTT....OH GOD WHY OHH GOD *INSERTS FINGER IN BUTT* OHHH GAWD Ughh

  • the funniest comedians are actually very intelligent

  • "It burns! Haa! HAAAAA!!"

  • ALright everybody BACK THE FUCK UP!

  • 82 people got cum'd on by the homeless guy

  • @RaistlianMajerie gr8 now 8 more did as well. wtf is up with that? lol

  • look at his body position when he says " HE SNAPPED ! " 3:19

  • 'I got aids i know it'. haha

  • you ain't gonna have a normal day if some homeless guy busts a nut on ur forehead at 8.30 in the mornin thats a wrap lmfao

  • i dodged dat shit like the matrix

  • @adriandyer11 You mean type? Fkng moron. I dont spell out cuss words in respect to TO YOUR DEAD MOTHER. Next time look at your own $h1t first @sswipe. Capitalize you first letter of 1st word at the begging of each sentence ball-sack. You 4got period at the end cum-breath. What a dumb mothefkr, no wonder your mom committed suicide. She never told you huh, you were SPECIAL baby. You were born out her ASS, a rare phenomena. Thats why you smell, talk, and think $h1t.She farted you out lol

  • one word for the dummies: obedience lol

  • @adriandyer11 loooool nice one

  • @adriandyer11 GOOD, at least now she cant POLLUTE the world any longer with $417BAGS like you!!

  • @adriandyer11 APPARENTLY,, YOU M O M WAS ON THAT BUS. And you thought she was reenacting "There's something about Mary".. I cant stand all you POOSY @ss COUNTER COMMENT IDIOTS. I bet you think you're cool. I bet you thought you were gonna gets THUMBS UP like the jerk off on top lol. Thumbs down for you rotcok.

  • @Viizzar Eeeewwww....LMAO

  • That's better that is better

  • Stop hitting my elbows

  • PUT YOUR GOD DAMN COCK AWAY!

  • @xmanxavier11 ahahahaa

    

  • @4:17 lmfao

  • lmao i love how he cocks the cock before shooting one off

  • BACK THE FUCK UP!

  • this dude would be the best fkn bbq host!

  • "He Cant Cum On All Of Us!!" lol

  • oh my god so many LOLS in 5 minutes.......COME BACK DAVE!!!

  • @MrGinolol were did he go

  • he right ! put your god dam cock away !

    i dont wanna see this anymore !

    i dont wanna see it either !

    yeah !

    ahahaa omgg i die everytime i see this

  • his espression!!

    'c'mon dawg, you hittin on my elbows....stop...jus stop..'

    XD

  • What if someone tries that at school, "Go to the principal's office." "ALRIGHT ALRIGHT, BACK THE FUCK UP. ILL SQUEEZE ON YOU... ILL COME ON YOU I SWEAR.... "

  • this has to be the funniest comedy bit i ever heard in my life. executed flawlessly!

    and what a genius , leaving at the height of his career. hes so funny it makes me jealous!

  • @lonster12345

    No, but it caught my eye

  • put your GODDAMN cock away!

  • "Homeless dude bust a nut on ya forehead 8:30 that's a wrap for the rest of ya day" lmfao

  • stop son....just stop

    

  • Where the fuck is 4:54 ?!?!

  • @Kramarz Do you really sit there making sure every number is there? i bet youtube is laughing at you right this second..

  • 82 people got cummed on

  • Rush em! He can't cum on all of us. Lol

  • It burns!!!! ahhhhhh! ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! aargggghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

  • i was sitting next to the motherfucker.. i HAD TO say smth... LMAO

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  • sounds like he was held at cum point

  • I dogded that shit like the matrix son!! But the guy behind me wasnt so lucky:D

  • his white person voice is the best XD

  • it's a biological attack!

  • we miss you dave

  • lmao at his " it burns " screams .

  • i know!!! me too

  • 81 people got biologically attacked

  • 81 people weren't so lucky and had a homeless dude bust a nut on their forehead.

  • my mom is 38 years old and white...and she thinks dave chappelle is the funnest man aliveXD

  • I dodged that shit like the matrix son!