it is beyond Epic.. how Jermaine goes from "if one of us was a lady" right into "and I was your man" of course Jermaine assumes Bret would be the lady
AllanokayPedersen 7 Months ago (129 Thumbs Up)
if you want me to write your wedding vows give me a call..
@AmonOfTheSahelijos They couldn't keep up. The songs became retarded because they ran out of material. Probably 5 of their songs are pure gold. Allusions, Inside Humor, puns you can only keep that up for so long.
haha sitting in the living room watching this with my stepmom, she suddenly goes hey that jemaine, turns out she used to work with him in radio back here in NZ
This is how I tell my guy friends that they look attractive without seeming gay. None of them seem surprised that I spoon them while they sleep, though.
@Alucardracula13 no, it's a classical parlor or something... i mean i want one that's just that size, finish, and kind... but i've never seen any like that one
@Kurama034 Stop posting these gay comments you fucking queer. They aren't funny or original, its the same regurgitated joke from every other fucking video on this retarded site. Seriously, just stop.
203 peoples name isnt Bret
ScubaStevesFarther 3 days ago
"Oh! If one of us was a lady... And I was your man" That gets me every time!
rej327 1 week ago
Ha! Bret was in LOTR.
finishfloor 1 week ago
my friend just sent me this to make me feel better. best friend evar.
YOU HEAR THAT JOCE.
GlamourKillsTian 1 week ago
the way Bret says 'could i please have a look at the lyrics'
gets me every time
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PhantasyBrought2Life 2 weeks ago
why can't my name be Bret
burningburney94 2 weeks ago
lmao ''but that dosent mean that I want to bum you''
LostVegasVince 3 weeks ago
Why cant i stop listening to this!?!?
pr3dato8 3 weeks ago
Bret seriously has a boom ow ow. He's really got it going on.
RabuPep 1 month ago in playlist Flight of the Conchords
my brother's name is bret......
laughALotElise 1 month ago 4
@laughALotElise your brothers obviously got it goin' on lol
LostVegasVince 3 weeks ago
Ha, Jemaine instantly taking up the role of the man is great.
CuriousWhale 1 month ago 4
hopefully that made you feel betta?
iffrett 1 month ago
got it oon
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When Jemaine says "Sure you're weedy" it sounds a bit like "Show your weenie" which is exactly what Bret does later on in the episode!
XxXGodsMistakeXxX 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
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XxXGodsMistakeXxX 2 months ago
hey the amount of views for this video is the same as the nz population
2010johnniewalkersvr 2 months ago 22
I had this on a mix cd a few years ago and never knew who this was!! I'm so glad I found it!!
kurtandblaine4ever 2 months ago
His face when he says "Well I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable" at 0:50.
ALL THE FEELS
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prancer2011 2 months ago
@VivaLaMente I've accomplished this.
thelawnz 2 months ago
oh if one of us was a lady!! And I was your man, if I was your man. . .I love how Jemaine just assumes he'll be the man haha
pretzelpimp 3 months ago 2
I'm needy for a weedy shy guy!
MissSorrow100 3 months ago
I put a wig on you, and i just laid their and spooned you.
exploittruth 3 months ago 2
I want to bum you brett
aragator1 4 months ago
Bret does have it goin on...
Kyrathis13 4 months ago
This is so funny. I love them
ChlorineHeart 4 months ago
favourite part: That's the conclusion that I've come to,
But that doesn't mean that I wanna Bum you.
sasukerules916 4 months ago 3
My fav line is "Sure your weedie and kinda shy, but some girlie out there must be needy for a weedy shy guy"
TimmyThePlank 4 months ago in playlist Flight of the Conchords playlist 3
When Jemaine says "Sure you're weedy" it sounds a bit like "Show your weenie" which is exactly what Bret does later on in the episode!
Bree6801 4 months ago 4
hahahaha his voice is so badass, he just shifts from high pitch talented to some smooth funkay deep voice
wol714 5 months ago 7
(singin) J you got it goin ooooonnnnn....lol
sheniquamj 5 months ago
after seeing this again, im pretty sure the Flight of the Conchords are the reason i learned guitar.
WhyItsJoeOfCourse 5 months ago 4
200 people dont have it going on
beefymonk3y 5 months ago 5
Just because I git more women than you
squaretown59 5 months ago
That doesn't mean that I want to bum you hahaha
FrazzleAndTheWolf 5 months ago
let me get this straight.....200 DISLIKES!?!? Why are people so stupid?
ceomyers 5 months ago 4
@ceomyers either that or def :)
06031997ful 5 months ago
Love Bret's wariness & lack of enthusiasm on his 2nd "got it goin' on", makes me laugh every time.
pixiepiepeaches 5 months ago 86
@pixiepiepeaches Hahaha, that's one of my favorite moments too :o)
clarabellen 5 months ago
I wish there could be a season 3 of "Flight of the Conchords". It would make my life.
kellysaidso 5 months ago 5
why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?
alovelyanon 5 months ago 6
Bret u got it goin ooooon love them
Ihatenoobs123456 6 months ago
needs more cowbell
gswagallday 6 months ago 2
love this song and look up rap (is not very good) flight of the concords
Ihatenoobs123456 6 months ago
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can i please have a look at the lyrics
jhoch5 6 months ago
:D
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Can i please have a look at the lyrics? :L
ninjacoon 6 months ago
fuck off
sergiorazr1 6 months ago
Fuck off.
Iadiesman2I7 6 months ago
Goal in life: Meet a guy named Bret. Serenade him with this.
VivaLaMente 6 months ago 194
@VivaLaMente umm my name is Brett..close enough? :)
dabills2251 6 months ago
@dabills2251 Uhhh.... I mean if you really want me to make a video or something for you i maybe could :p lolz
VivaLaMente 6 months ago
@VivaLaMente could work with any one syllable name..
TheMswizzy 1 week ago
@TheMswizzy Y'know.... that's a good point ....
VivaLaMente 1 week ago
199 people don't have a fly booty
DGRCable 7 months ago
@DGRCable Fuck off.
freakystylntime 6 months ago
@DGRCable Fuck off.
christabean 6 months ago
I am most certainly a girly in need of a weedy shy guy.
Ammekitten 7 months ago 5
199 people got a look at the lyrics.
sethyboy0 7 months ago
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freakystylntime 6 months ago
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ArlineVHM 7 months ago 2
200 people have not got it going on
Hardtmand 7 months ago 2
Here's one girl who wouldn't mind having her very own weedy shy guy.
FlippinBooks 7 months ago
@FlippinBooks Don't let Mel know. She'll kill you.
GONEmypurpleflapjack 7 months ago 2
200 people were uncomfortable
azalikmar2 7 months ago in playlist Flight of the Conchords
200 people don't have it going on
OhSoMilky 8 months ago
amazing
KarmicJuggernaut 8 months ago
Shh this is the rare Kiwi in their natural habit and preforming their 'cheer-up-bro' phase of the Bro-Cycle. lets watch in awe
ronaldrager 8 months ago 21
SUPER GENIUS!
jrdudedj 8 months ago
weedy shy guy ROFL
SoaringMuse 8 months ago
what series is this from?
daisydooo57 8 months ago
@daisydooo57 Flight Of The Conchords, season 1
VegardKlaus 8 months ago
why cant a hetrosexual guy tell a hetrosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?
daisydooo57 8 months ago 11
fucking genius!
daisydooo57 8 months ago
genius..
89reasons4steeze 8 months ago
201 people are going to miss everything cool and die angry
Magentadino 8 months ago
@Magentadino Looks like 1 person is taking these thumbs down comments to seriously
plopppytheman 8 months ago
@plopppytheman 1. patton oswalt joke
2. deadpan doesn't translate onto the internet real well
3. why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty's fly???
Magentadino 8 months ago
why arent there more seasons of this...
sneefin32 8 months ago
hahahaaaa. i love this i feel the same way i bout my bff. if i were a man she better watch out .......0.0
Trisha588 8 months ago
the look on Bret's face at 1:24 is priceless
augginator123 8 months ago in playlist Flight of the Conchords
201 people haven't got it goin' on.
whaaaateverrr 8 months ago
....it doesn't mean I want to bum you".,..
SkillGame79 9 months ago
i sing this to my best guy friend when he gets dumped.
nightmareweep 9 months ago
Bret's WTF face is priceless
HFP728 9 months ago
love this song so much!!
michybboooXD 9 months ago
you dont understand how much i love this! <3<3
MuseFan2704 9 months ago
any one else think its funny that all these videos have lady gaga as a suggested video
deathnet 9 months ago
"Cun i please huv a luk ut the lurics"
ItsOneInAMillion 9 months ago 2
Jemaine's low voice.. oh.
<3
misshagaren 9 months ago 3
"If one of us was a lady, and I was your man" I love how He knows Bret would be the woman.
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it is beyond Epic.. how Jermaine goes from "if one of us was a lady" right into "and I was your man" of course Jermaine assumes Bret would be the lady
AllanokayPedersen 7 Months ago (129 Thumbs Up)
if you want me to write your wedding vows give me a call..
AllanokayPedersen 8 months ago
Bret (looking uncomfortable): Could I please have a look at the lyrics? Baahahahaahahahaahh
tenb10 9 months ago 2
201 people feel uncomfortable
CLONEaxel 9 months ago
@CLONEaxel Shut the fuck up with your unoriginal and generic comments.
ShirtlessLocke 9 months ago 60
@ShirtlessLocke Don't you see he's a CLONE? he can't do anything about it :c
danielgv93 4 months ago
@ShirtlessLocke That seems a tad uncalled for, he was just trying to contribute his idea of humor. There was no need to shoot him down so thoroughly.
QuickWittedRetort 3 months ago
@CLONEaxel Fuck off.
freakystylntime 6 months ago
i love how Bret gets uncomfortable and says "...got it goin on..." cracks me up every time :)
ArmorWolf009 9 months ago 5
201 don't have it going on
madadkid 10 months ago 7
this show is pure genius, or was...
AmonOfTheSahelijos 10 months ago
@AmonOfTheSahelijos They couldn't keep up. The songs became retarded because they ran out of material. Probably 5 of their songs are pure gold. Allusions, Inside Humor, puns you can only keep that up for so long.
nowandforever117 10 months ago
ur full of shit man, ALL the songs r pure gold >:/
gdt01892 9 months ago
That just got progressively more disturbing the longer it went, and it was amazing
TheMetalMask36 10 months ago 4
201 People do not have it going on....
MichaelH3948 10 months ago
LOL I put a wig on you lmaoooo
BRUCESYLVIA99 10 months ago
About four people have said this is my song. They all don't even know each other. My name is Maren and I'm a girl....
marenesssa 10 months ago
haha sitting in the living room watching this with my stepmom, she suddenly goes hey that jemaine, turns out she used to work with him in radio back here in NZ
genga282 10 months ago 5
This is how I tell my guy friends that they look attractive without seeming gay. None of them seem surprised that I spoon them while they sleep, though.
loveshisFOTC 10 months ago
this song makes me feel happy :D :D :D
googleyeyesrule 10 months ago
Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly? ;D
ohhithereyou 10 months ago 8
Hey! I DO HAVE IT GOING ON!
BrettSmith92 10 months ago 6
I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable, when i say you got a boom-ow-ow
valareedoll 10 months ago
i love when jemaine sings in his deep voice
Lilmisspriss10 11 months ago 3
Cut two of Jemaine's best quotes after it:
"I think... sometimes you hear what you wanna hear."
"It wouldn't be gay to put a wig on a man and pretend they were a woman. How could that be gay, if you were pretending they were a woman?"
timothy22597 11 months ago
201 people aren't humpable.
nirnroot 11 months ago
201 people have had wigs put on them in their sleep
blahblah718293 11 months ago 5
This is my ringtone...
JAN3
faxbbandfrogs 11 months ago
And i just laid there and spooned you...kills me everytime!
TheLifeEnigma 11 months ago
I just laid there and spooned you. Hehehehe!
97Scarygirl 11 months ago
hahaha i put a wig on you
omfgitsmanda 11 months ago
good song
tontonca98 11 months ago
AHHH WHAT! KIND! OF GUITAR IS THAT!
kaylashalaylaaaaa 11 months ago
@kaylashalaylaaaaa acoustic...?
Alucardracula13 11 months ago
@Alucardracula13 no, it's a classical parlor or something... i mean i want one that's just that size, finish, and kind... but i've never seen any like that one
kaylashalaylaaaaa 11 months ago
@kaylashalaylaaaaa oh. i think you have to get it custom
Alucardracula13 11 months ago
@kaylashalaylaaaaa it looks just like mine
Krakarn 11 months ago
i think brets got it goin' on!
mmmmmmHey 11 months ago
hahahahaha love that deep voice he makes when he says 'just because i get more women than you'. Brilliant :L
janovski55 11 months ago
@janovski55 haha yes! my favorite part
dannyyyyj 11 months ago
haven't heard this in two years and it still has it going on!
smartiescribblez 11 months ago
This is my fav song ever
a51nxm17x 11 months ago
Damn, I forgot how hilarious this is xD
Just8eatit 11 months ago
Yeah Jermain represent flaunt those mutton chops
mohhamza 11 months ago
and i just laid there and forked you
MyNameIsMITSURUGI 11 months ago
how would that be gay if your pretending there a woman......not that i did it
deftonian86 11 months ago
i think after "if one of us was lucky enough to be born a lady" jermaine just started writing down whatever came into his mind.
CDclaymations 11 months ago
if one of us was a lady..... and i was your man
kllgn2 1 year ago
201 people don't got it goin' on.
TheHawksley 1 year ago 3
his booty is fly! XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
meckorocks 1 year ago
I wonder if I should sing this to my brother Brett.
slapnut892 1 year ago 6
lol
skyace47053 1 year ago
lol
skyace47053 1 year ago
that doesnt mean i want to bum you
Grimraper007 1 year ago
My favorite FOTC song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jbushdy 1 year ago
i think sometimes you hear what you want to hear
MrSoutherngentleman1 1 year ago 3
201 people dont know the short cuts around their towns
Kurama034 1 year ago
@Kurama034 Stop posting these gay comments you fucking queer. They aren't funny or original, its the same regurgitated joke from every other fucking video on this retarded site. Seriously, just stop.
Chickidydow 1 year ago
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Kurama034 1 year ago
@Kurama034 Nope, your gay, your comment is stupid, im awesome
Chickidydow 1 year ago
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Kurama034 1 year ago
201 people didnt spoon their touring mates
Alucardracula13 1 year ago
Towards the end Bret kinda starts to freak out xD
xanthochordal 1 year ago
I want a weedy shy guy...lol
kelleyhankins 1 year ago