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  • I SOOOOO agree with you, somethings just should not be live actions.

  • The first mortal kombat was amazing I do not know what you're talking about D:< unless it was the second one then yea...it sucked.

  • @AnimeCapt Actually, since he's a saiyan, he's not really Asian.

  • @tinamuse it's not based off of Dragon Ball Z. It's based off of Dragon Ball. it still stank, though.

  • were are your glasses?? XD

  • ure the brother i naver had

  • o my god i forgot how sexy your long hair was lol

  • American's body was on purpose made. Cult

  • American of Unification Church

  • Drinking game:take a shot for every time you notice the cast looks nothing like the anime characters! :D

  • why the hell was goku a teen i dont remember that from the damn anime

  • @emelenciano Bitches, please. But no, don't associate me with the creators of this :I

  • picollo isnot even grenn . he looks like my ass

  • you look blazed as fuck

  • tony jaaa as goku.... yes i am serious.....

  • @PezkeyWabbitz Oh Yeah! I totally agree! Tony Jaa= Goku and for god sake`s get a hot Japanese actress to play Bulma!

    Morhei Ueshiba should have played master Roshi but alas, he`s dead and in fact was not an actor so he would probably have never even considered it. How about Jean Claude Van Damm in green make up as Piccolo?

    and Johnny Depp as what`s his name?... that one dude Yamcha?

  • @shamikami

    mannn forget Van Dam... Wesley Snipes has piccollo written all over him.. he has that dark cheesy villein voice and he's got the moves...

  • @PezkeyWabbitz Oh I totally agree. Wesley Snipes as Piccollo! Absolutrely! Can"t believe I said Van Dam. Scratch that!

  • ok ok ok i know i am about two years and many months late for this response. so the actors who should play the roles are (drum rolls please) ....... No one. Jesus Christ why do aEnhlish speaking people love to scree and masterbate on our classic animes or cartoons? why?

  • @PillzHereify yes....yes i am......and i cant wait for the sequel. lolz

  • i agree with you and that the movie did indeed suck . (sorry but i think steve busscemi or whatever is kinda creepy) everyones hair color was wrong, goku was a fail making a fool of himself and piccolo was just terrible , true. however my family loves to watch it (idk) and think it is super funny, it is the only thing close to anime my mom will watch (which is a sign that the movie sucked). the actors i agree did suck but i guess that it was cool for normal people. it was bad but hey, no puke!

  • I thought piccolo was black and white... ROFL

  • Bulma needed to be played by someone looking a little...weabooish. And COME ON, everyone's hair color was even wrong, and where the hell are Piccolo's antennae for god's sake?

  • This movie is bullshit just compare to the live action Ninja Turtles movie! I mean that movie was epic!

  • I agree with you all the way. If they had Roswell play Piccolo they would have been closer! And what the heck is up with Chi Chi? They should have just casted George Clooney for all the parts.

  • i actually agree with you, i think that these types of movies (especially the ones that suck kekeke) really ruin the anime itself in a way.. so why even make a live action movie or whatever it's called .. the OVAs are more than enough and they are original and decent to watch, besides .. the great thing about watching Anime is that it's ANIME kekekeke so why destroy that with a sucky movie knowing that a movie (no matter how good it is) will never be as good as the original Anime itself! (^-^)

  • I'd love to kick you in your 竜乃金玉but you're a 雌... You go girl.

  • Lol douche-asuarus rex XD

  • your the ugliest cunt I`ve ever seen on youtube

  • They chould have chosen cosplayers for the outfits and masking, they are way better at it XD

  • THERE WAS A DOOM MOVIE? BAD-ASS!

  • lmao

  • goku - kiano reves

    piccalo-vin deseal

    master roshi- has to be dany divido

    krillin- vern somthing(mini me from auston powers

  • God, I hope that guy doesn't play in the sequel. I hope there isn't a sequel at all, actually.

  • yeah they did screw up the cast pretty bad, butguess what.... i heard that they are currentlyfilming one now

  • well the movie was for kids not for use it was rated e not rated pg 13 so idk it was crapy to me and i hope they dont come up with a 2ecd part

  • Tofugu looks like he just smoked a bowl :P

  • If this movie was supposed to help kid's get into the anime...they failed.

  • Douche-a-sarus rex! LMAO! omg im dyin son! hahahaha XD

  • I love you xD

  • naaah, mario bro's one is dang out of this world, no movie can be worse than that xD.

  • I rather have no Dragonball movie then to have a bad one and ruin the name 

  • @geekster112 I agree 100%! I have been a big fan of the Dragon Ball franchise sense I was little, so I nearly croaked when I saw it!

  • i roflmaoed when they did the kamehameha in the movie(my dad forced me to watch).

  • Goku looks nice to be honnest

  • who is steve busemi? XD

  • @amtheriver (watch?v=KYlLAoNa9oE) hes the one driving the car. he was in con air and reservoir dogs as well as many other films.

  • hey hey hey heeeeyyyy which mortal Kombat are you talking about? The first one? Annihilation? or conquest? because i loved the first one i thought it was the best one and you really were not specific :/

  • I think I saw the trailer. . .wouldn't call it a trailer. Wierd, floating, glowing balls. Crappy music. Ugly Dragon. . . . . yeah, I don't even know a THING about dragonball, but that doesn't look like it.

  • THE MOVIES SUCKS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD!!!!!!

    I JUST HOPE IT DONT FUCK UP THE LEGACY...... ITS BAD ENOUGH THEY TARNISH THE LEGACY

  • u r rite piccolo looks gay >=I

  • @tofugu Jitsu wa Takayuki Yamada wa Goku no yakuwari suru koto ga motto ii kangae da to omotteimasu. Takayuki Yamada would've made a better Goku, kept the same Bulma, have a bald Japanese actor play Muten Roshi, and overall, this would've been better if they based in on a DragonBall Z storyline and use the DragonBall segments as flashbacks. This movie shows that White Hollywood has no respect for other peoples' cultures.

  • lol i saw the movie it was soooooo bad 1.picolo looks gay 2.master roshi doesnt even have sun glasses or a beard so he looks gay aswell 3. bulma and goku look like retards keanu reeves would of been good for a goku (like you said) but im not sure about bulma

  • I HATE YOUR GAY INTRO YOU SOUND LIKE AN ASS/DOUCHE! hehe :p

    -whatsupanime101

  • lol. I was in the middle of a kanji when you said, "child molester" and it made me skew the line I was on xD

  • Lol the end was hilarious!

  • Lol i would have edited the end to make it say " Less than 9000!!!"

  • That movie looked like crap. The cartoon was awesome and the movie makes it looks like crap

  • worsed movie ever.^^

  • This movie doesnt even deserve to be talked about. Lets just pretend it doesnt even exist...cuz thats what it deserves.

  • 幸せ!スラピー!ジャピー!チャッピー!

  • bleh gulp bleh gulp bleh

    Baby Bop, hehe

    Why do I feel like you're blind without your glasses? Lol

  • Hugh Jackman = Goku (^v^)

  • douche-a-saurus rex LOL

  • I loved it . It was soooooooooo BAD

  • goku= jackie chan or jet li

    no i agree with u it was the worst piece of shit i have ever sat through

  • click on the link at the top and between the you and tube type in the letter Q

  • @Directthis135 u to lol

  • true true

  • They would have made tons of money if they had done this in about 1999-2003 when DBZ was really popular in the US.

    Then they should have skipped all of the Dragonball stuff and gone straight into DBZ. Throw a decent amount of money at it and just do a remake of the first saga all the way from Raditz to Vegeta leaving earth. That could have been done in about a 2 hour movie if you cut the filler from the cartoons and focus on the fighting.

  • @Haloreznor99 u mean like 1993 - 1999

  • I think it was more known in the early 2000s than the mid to late 90s.

  • @Haloreznor99 well im 25 and ur 27 but i remember it being really big when i was in early middle school so around 96 97 idk 2000 was a blurrrrr for meee

  • it was a very horrible movie lol

  • I don't know if this was even released in Britain? But it does make me sad, considering I grew up watching Dragonball Z. And all it's awesomness.

  • The description was very well documented in

    DragonBall Evolution Review: Hollywood's biggest CRAP!

    It seriously had flaw with it. The biggest part was going to school. Its like there is no merger. There are 2 sides to the thing. There is the side of the Farmers and the side of the technological society.

    Then the last area which is the side of Martial artist. Meaning that world has many focus. But for some reason it was all Techno and not a mix. It was stupid.

  • i wish this movie had never been made.

  • Master Roshi shuld be Miagi

  • Piccolo looks like my ass

  • Piccolo = Voldemort.

    Woohoo.

  • this movie sucked but the 2011 dbz movie

    by universal pictures cause they bought the rights has a budget of 392 million

    should be awsome hope so, and is written by the same people who made the cartoon.

  • I really really really wish you are telling the truth.

  • Goku: The Drift king from tokyo drift

    Pikalo: Master Chief lololololo

  • Uhh in all honesty the Super Mario Bros. movie was not all that bad. It was actually enjoyable. Not amazing, but enjoyable to watch. Don't know why you had to take a swing at a pretty decent movie...

  • wtf no vegeta!?

  • Good writing matters to me more than the race or skill of the actors. If the movie is poorly written it wouldn't make a difference who starred in it.

  • The Creature from the Black Lagoon looks more like Piccolo than the crap they put on screen.

  • Pick A Lou looks like a 80 years old faggot who loves little boys...

  • They should have picked Tom Cruise for Goku that would be epic! :P LOL

  • fox news sucks...fox movies sucks...fox sux cux fux!

    Drug On Gay Ballz Evil Lotion = EPPIC FFAIL

  • I can tell that the new 2009 DragonballZ movie is going to suck and not make it to the years best movies.

  • this movie kicked my dragonballs to...

  • You are funny man, and I love how in the movie, they don't even know how to say gohan, they say it like go hand. without the D. and wtf did they call shenron?

  • i have no idea never saw the show

  • Gerard Butler should play every role.

  • the movie do not look like the cartoon of dragon ball.

  • Deadzilla Native american? u mean u Indian dude? cuz americans came from englad and grab land from North america indians so they not native in north america continent -.-

  • did he just make fun of M.J.?

  • @kay333ate644 mmm apparently XD...excuse him...he was almost falling asleep in there

  • hahahahaha wooooord.

  • lol your right my sister and them watched it but i said didnt want too the characters looked like crap if a guy in dragonball z is GREEN make him green god damnit...lol

    the people who made this are a bunch of idiots....lol

  • i know! picolo is green!!! lol

  • 2:56

  • I don't think a Live Action Dragonball movie was a good idea in the first place!

    I bet this movie wasn't originally intended to be a Dragonball movie. I think they just slapped the title of a popular anime on this generic Martial Arts movie to sucker people out of their money! Apparently it almost worked. Because many dragonball fans took the bait unfortunately.

  • did mr. miyagi die

  • you shoud be Goku , Gohan , Vegeta , bulma , master roshi ad piccolo =O cuz ur cool :D

  • Vegeta, what does the scouter say about this movie's suckines?

    when i saw that white kid do the kamehameha, i just about wanted to die. they should have just got together a bunch of cosplayers to do the movie, they look and act more like the real thing anyway (and for free).

  • i nominate Myself to play the role of ultimate gohan. I have black hair and dont need to turn into some blonde freak to kick some behinds.

  • i want jackie chan as goku....coz hes funy and cant fight good

    and jet lee as vegeta...coz hes fucking gangsta

  • jackie chan is a old man

  • You´re right. It sucks. Your predictions are REALLY RIGHT. IT SUCKS SO MUCH...

  • they got the kamehameha rong. kamehameha.... y would u change that? if they make a live action movie for naruto or bleach, it would be the end of fox

  • LOL

  • hahaha the ending lmfao!!!!

    OMG HOLLYWOOD RAPED DRAGONBALL FOR MONEY!!! FOR MONEY I TELL YA!! just like the other pure good anime made!!!!

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  • OVER 9000!!! lmao. This is just to funny. Oh and steve buscemi as gohan. I agree 100% lol

  • i dont even care a few people replied to my comment to this vid on how im tired of people bitching. all these vids oh omg " dragonball movie is going to suck" im not saying i liked the movie but so many people bitch about this crap its fucking stupid look if you want it done right why dont all you bitches put all your money together and make it the "right way" and i guarantee that your movie will flop just as bad as the shit that is dragonball evolution. i love the dragon ball series but fuck!

  • Sean Connery. for everyone. . .

  • sorry I have seen D: I hated it

    the only thing I like was the ending song -japanese yaaaay-

    and its not ending soo maybe there will come a part 2 D8

    WAHAHAHA this is your best ending of a video I have seen XD

  • You know what makes me more angry? They where going to make Zack Efron be Light on the American versiaon of Death Note: The Movie. They already have a movie and it just takes Americans to react it to make everyone hate Death Note all together....

  • only thing that makes zac efron look like light is his hair. wtf i dont even like death note that much but its pissing me off. studios are just looking for manga and anime that makes more money than them to feed off of it by making movies of them.

  • to be honest im sick of people bitching about the movie look i love dragon ball but its just a fucking movie

  • im sry to say but if u love dragon ball then u would be angry that they made this movie cuz now it has ruined the dragon ball legend and will now end in a giant fart...ok it goes dragonball great, dragonballz great, dragonballgt almost great, and then thrown in there at the end dragonball evolution crappy piece of dog shit

  • That's the point! It's Dragonball the "MOVIE"!

  • lol gackt could have been goku, so he could go super saian HYAH!!

  • Don't forget the Green Giant LOL! The guy on the vegetable cans and frozen vegetable bags.

  • The drinking game would make the movie almost worth a purchase emphasis on almost!

  • you are rite at first before i seen the trailer i thout it would be good but no it isnt it doesnt even tie in with the anima

  • oh goddess i watched it online T_T good thing i didn't pay to see it, it actually made the one they made back in the 80's look good (which i actually watched and liked a lot more better cheesy as it may have been) im just hoping that the avatar movie isn't as messed up as this movie was. i think with the actors Roshi's was the only good one.

  • at least Monkey Boy/Gokou was a kid in the old movie, like he should have been in DBE

  • ITS OVER 9000!!!

    WHAT?! 9000?!?!

  • Even Me with my friends could make a DBZ movie. If there is any filmaker group around that can do A DBZ movie even without the copyright authority please do it the right way. You can make Lizard Ball movie staring The Duper Zaians: Gosu, Gosan and The bad guy who turns good called Vedeta still be true to the original DB storyline and be the movie of the year :D

  • hahahaha last part is epic.

    Guess what? finally, I watch it , didn't have to pay, thanks god, a friend let me borrow it, oh god, it sucks balls lol

    I swear, wtf!!!!

    This movie is like watching Mario Bros movie, and I think that's how is gonna be remembered in the future.

    I always thought it was a better idea to start from DBZ, with the Raditz saga, but they Fuck this up.

  • LMAO!!!

    "some douchatorix rex"

    lol nice one

  • If you relate it to the anime story, it will probably suck to you. Just detach yourself from ever even knowing Dragonball z. Now you might just see substantial acting that can make an action movie. But I agree with you from where you are coming from. I think that no matter what, FOX can't make a Goku look alike in real life and satisfy people. It is strange because a movie like that should be classic for the hope of matching something realistic, but I can't even imagine it.

  • when i saw the trailer for the first time i had no idea it had anything to do, even remotely, with dragonball until the title appeared. and when it did, i cried inside.

  • For Actors-

    Steve Buscemi should do ALL the roles...

    one man show?

  • robin shou should have played goku.

  • hell yea robin shou wold be a good ass goku

  • rofl samuel jackson woulda made a better goku

    and rofl so wouldve rofl steven buscemi

  • bruce willis would be the best pikolo EVER if they sprayed him green! EVER!

  • Loved MK the movie, part 1 rocked!! WOOO!! but the rest did suck

  • hey guys, tofugu looks like Goku, and sounds like him too.

  • i agree.!

    and they want make another dragon ball movie. sucks. hah, yee, dbevolution raped my childhood too. T_T

  • I heard the Live Action Transformers movie was awesome and the exception to my belief of Live Action Adaptions of Animate fare being shaky! Dragonball Evolution sucks because the storyline is lame and contrived and having attractive Asian Ladies in the movie or having an all Asian cast isn't going to improve a bad movie! If it were a good movie your complaint about Goku not being an Asian actor would be valid!

  • i know dude, when i first saw the trailer i thought it was like a parody or something.

    When i realized it was for real...i was pissed off... i mean, why did they pick a white guy to play goku? really.. why?

    besides all the other things that u pointed out in this video,

    but yeah... all my dragon ball childhood memories ...crushed right here lol

    cool vids by the way! keep it up!

  • I liked super mario bros

    not in that its awesome kinda way

    in the more, its pretty goofy kinda way

    I liked it because it was random, yet dbe is too random

    maybe I forgave super mario bros because it was from the 90's, and no 09.

  • guy who played king leonidus in 300 should play vagita

  • This is Nappa!

  • DBZ evolution raped and killed my childhood

  • here here

  • Agreed

  • lol dude u rock...

    this movie should have never been created or they shoulda made a chinese / japanese dude play the great goku

  • I'm really depressed, so I'm going to watch the movie as a suicide attempt ( nah jks lol :p )

  • I think a live action version of Dragonball or any Anime or cartoon for that matter is a huge waste of money why not just release these shows on DVD and Blu-ray sounds more economically sound than blowing dough on an experiment with no guaranteed net gain!

  • I loved your review I laughed till tears coursed down my cheeks. Yes this movie would make a great drinking game! The guy portraying Goku looks like some random bum they just hired!

  • im drunk and pissed. dont mind me. i fucking hate the movie. i doubt anyone that took forth in this movie hated dragonball or had no knowledge of it.

  • in dragonball goku is a savior. instead he's a pussy in high school with a crush with chichi... which is no where part of the series. goku is gohan in this... and gohan is powerful. btw who is it that oozaru is piccolos disiciple for over 2000 years if goku is only 18 years old??? and goku isnt supposed to about being a sayian until radditz. and piccolo shouldnt have know about being a namek. this story destoryed dragonball.

  • its shouldve been like slumdog and ong bak 2 with some comedy and fun with a lot of action. and with a story that made sense. people say goku is a sayian so he's not asian... but what would make him blue eyes and a white boy from canada??? its a japanese character. if they wanted him to be unique, how about having a mexican, indian, a black person as goku? a white boy as goku proved to be a failure as goku. tony jaa was the best for goku. and fox destoryed it. and created a shitty story we hate

  • bluma shows up. i would have him not know a bit of english until bluma shows up looking for the dragonballs. once in the broken home in the woods the red ribbon army shows up to steal the dragonballs from an innocent bluma. but goku at age 9 beats the shit out of them. and continue a journey. leading up to piccolo from flashbacks.

  • whats messed up is that people are complaining about hair style and race. i dont care about that. if you want to make a great movie you try to be as realistic as possible. i wouldve had goku with long hair, not spiked. the same fighting style as tony jaa, and action packed every scene. i would also create it with flashbacks like slumdog. because db starts goku off as a child. so flashbacks wouldve been great. i would take out the talking animals, instead replace it with pets before meeting bluma

  • thats what i said. this movie made street fighter look like an oscar winner.

    by the way, i believe that they shouldve found a rambo look a like to play goku

  • LOL Sylvester Stalone does look pretty for a Goku

  • i just finished watching ong bak 2. now tony jaa wouldve been great as goku.

  • doucheausaras ahaha

  • and Picolo looks like Odo from Star Trek Deep Space Nine's uglier cousin from Dimension X!

  • this movie sould never be made in the first place.