I don't wanna rape a fish!

[TheNpcsim]

O.o How are you gonna rape a fish if your balls are chopped off?

[llEradicatorll]

lol

[Serielda]

Wtf.

[sephiroth900000]

i lol'd at the end so hard1

[battosai911]

i hope your mother gets rapped in the ass fuck you fred i hope you burn in hell grow some fuckin balls

[wuttproductions]

@battosai911 -_- he was joking dumbass!!!!!!!

[jruwing87]

@battosai911 Go rape a fish.

[TwoMinutesofTony]

in all honesty, your videos are the only ones on youtube that make me lol IRL. :D

[flippinsurreal]

lol@ fourteen year olds making death threats n shit.

[vikingskippen]

717 people are raped fish

[zoey8167Twil]

The Shane dawson Army is gonna get you!!! Hell yeah we're badass so what? And we'll find you .......

[rainbowIchigo]

@zoey8167Twil

holy shit lol maximum fucking faggot detected

[m75videos]

715 people raped fish

[RedOgre9]

haha, funny shit ytwd

[lizziebored]

this guy obviously doesn't get laid often

[ZSaberToothTigerZ]

@lizziebored And this guy is a epic fail troll, laugh at the epic fail troll Harr harr

[Skinnyoompalumpa]

@ZSaberToothTigerZ

Anybody who uses the word epic fail is under fourteen years of age and probobly a fag

[321thecutiecupcake]

LOOK AT HIM HE IS A SERIOUS GANGSTER

[HuskyVerbatim]

Y'know, YTwatchdog has surprisingly masculine feet, for a dog.

[cynder12]

i love how sarcastic he is xD its so funny

[beckasha83]

LOL @ I don't wanna rape a fish!!!!

[MagicAcornGod]

you can't rape a fish if your balls are choppd off

[Missy3737]

this is just too adorable.

[TheDirtysanchez33]

Fuck it we will make our own army the tywatchdog army lolXD

[northerndelightz]

MAXIMUM LULZ!!!

[xXfrownyguyXx]

what his username?

[troomuslim4neverdies]

haha.....soooo cute!!!!

[TheAlbanyBoys]

Chea boi dat bro b da gangstuh, u ded bruhh

[Tevolo52]

HAHAHAHAHA that's awesome. The Shane Dawson army consists of 12 little girls and 6 twenty year old guys who dress like little girls and sing hardcore songs.

[you2449]

ROTFLMFAO !!

01:38... in the hood thats called 'pimping his hat'

[gothchik952]

how do u no its a zebrafish?^_^

[Mr1234sexyvideos]

hahaha xD

[LilLatina159]

lol.

yes the Shane Dawson army is a bunch of badasses (:

[blarbos]

lol, someones on her period,never trust somehing that bleedsfor a week and survives

[NintendoSkittles]

@TheOriginalarchetype how do you see in the dark like that?

[DeathBanana]

ha ha funny as fuk

[horrorrulez]

=( ill protect u

[2mankatana]

if you dont stop talking about shane you will die the shandawson army is real and thay are badasses

[Skinnyoompalumpa]

@2mankatana

but they spend all their time having buttsecks. They never train!

[ImStillFlyinHigher]

Well this is Pvt. Imstillflyinhigher from the YT Watchdog army saying that there shall be no fish raping tonight! NAY I SAY!NAY!

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[zexion4real]

you should have played it smart you moron hahahahahaha, seriously you thought you could take on the greatest youtube power since littlekuribohs grand empire and you thought you could do so without repracutions? You moron! thats like portrugal taking on russia, U.S, china, and all the countries in europe that don;t suck at wars. i think you had this coming though >:D

[ahigheztarget]

It's spelled "repercussions" genius, and you fail at noticing sarcasm.

[zexion4real]

are you seriously using the word "fail" thats so cliche. try being original, and thanks for the spell check :D

[ahigheztarget]

Sure, that's soooo cliche. Like totally girlfriend.

[zexion4real]

i'ma guy......... DX LOL

[left4sean]

Dont worry ill take one for the team }: wait fish ):, rate 5 stars

[xJohnnyIsFreshx]

Don't worry Doggy! You won't rape a fish.. because I'm gonna take one for the team... )';

[TheOriginalArchetype]

Haha, aww, poor watchdog.

Awesome Zelda shirt!

[likeabitch123]

OMG! D: Poor YTwatchdog! I JUST WANNA HUG HIM! xD

[magalo57]

dude stiil funny

[kanookle]

The Shane Dawson dick sucking army! oh noez! they did replaced god?

[gir479]

LOL

[LaraS]

NOOOOOOOOO!!!! Y???? Y????? :(

[rtwrobert10]

how do you morons care for this guy. hes gay and has crappy vids. and i see why he gets 2 stars. and im glad they killed you, moron

[BillaBongGurl55]

Hahah this made me laugh (=

[xEMOxISxOVERx]

i do love shane, but this is fucking hilarious xD

[britstauffer]

D:! ill save you! xD

[Hawkheart876]

wow... just wow...

[jagexownage]

ROFL

[bankaimidou21]

SAVE HIIIM D:

[LovelesEntertainment]

Everyone.. I'm sorry we found him dead. His genitals disfigured and smelling like fish and anal cavity smelling like make up and emo faggotry.

We believe it was shane dawson and his army of fruitcakes. We will try our hardest to topple the bastard but it is only a matter of time before we will be raping fishes and anally raped.. this is a grim day for humanity... a grim day indeed.

[awesomenesssssssssss]

(((LMAO)))

[jokodo2012]

hahahahahahahaha

[103vampireking]

lol

[Jimmykreedz]

Don't worry, Watchdog! We'll have your back!

[GreySativa]

lmao idk who the hell shane dawson even is lol. It sounds like a lot of loosers though.

[LennaMV]

"I don't wanna rape a fish!"

Your too cute :D

[ChrrristineeJ]

omq i know riqht.

i don't wanna rape a fish :(

is my favorite part too xD

itssss toooooooooooooooooo FUCKING adorable.

<33333

[gmacjr07]

retard, gangs are fucking retarded, its youtube retard people cant "send a gang". Are you Stupid?

[StarfyProductions]

you guys gotta help meh!!! im so scared :S!!!

shane dawsons army is coming after meh!! shhh! you hear that? there at my door. if i dont get on my account in a few dayz they got meh. ill hold them off as long as i can!

[sqwrrlta31stest]

LETS RAPE SEAMONKEYS! :D

[rubymoonthe3rd]

Lmao hilarious

[HybridxProject]

is there seriously a shane dawson army thats fucking gay

[Hawkheart876]

its called fans

[Gl333p]

I don't wanna rape a fish! :(

I love that part ♥ It's fucking cute

[xkiraxkiraxchanx]

It's so cute D: when you say ew

[Frosty89209]

LMAO luk at that exspensive suit hahahahahahaha

Is Shane Dawsons' house wher all the fake G's congregate lmao.

[sbarry92]

0:42 sounds cool when he says Eww =( :D

[KiokuNara]

Hahahahaaaaa xDD

Btw, LOVE the shirt.

ZELDA FTW.

[ambusher5]

1:29 thats u...

[alexistmy]

hey how old r u, u seem young xD

[RellikVan]

Guys... its the fucking internet. Get the fuck over it.

Love you WatchDog!

[sparten21113]

watch dog army reucrit

[antguy642]

shane dawson is a money hungry perverted hipocrtie

[SpaghettyGuy]

lets retaliate against shane and his army of fags and gangsters with soot n power of bsns lets own them Nao!!!

[WowIsItThatBig]

shane dawson is an idiot a person who shows videos about himself which makes him lose his own dignity lol ytwatchdog you are quality !!! and dont b scared of that GGGGGG man even tho he looks so gansta :S

[TheTweetya]

i have feel ur crazyyyyyyyyyyyy

[8livelaughlie8]

that dude is him XDDDD

[skllpirates12457]

that guy looks like a fag XD

[ashnc2011]

i love how he's in jammies :P

[ashnc2011]

OMG this is so cute!! :))) made me laugh so many times :) love you YTwatchdog!!

[Blackhole9cp]

YTWatchdog ARMY!!!!!!

[MansonsSpider]

O yea, Shane Dawson iz srs bsns... TEH STASHUN IZ COMMIN 2 GET OUR INTERNETZ, OH NOES!!1! *hides under her own covers*

[tonyzuko90]

Even after several months, this video is one of your best. Sooo funny

[DarKsK8r556]

lmao ur fuckin hilarious.

subbed. 5stars. faved. gg.

[thatswhatisaidyeah]

That guy is srs bsns!

[XDSmashinBabiesXD]

ths guy is awsoooooooommmeee

[DKflix]

the CBCR should hunt you down instead of boxxy...

[AbsolutelyCrackers]

I DON'T WANNA RAPE A FISH!!

[Ricky7Odriosola]

You can' help but want to hug the YTWatchdog.

<('-'<)

[hannahmontana2222]

is tht picture youuu?;DIf it is yur kinda hot XD

[bboysplash101]

you are mojorly messed up but u r funny

[lovers9who9uncover9]

haha, i love this one! ♥

[noyishot]

Takes Gun Out* RAPE RAPE IT RAPE THE FISH XDD

[andyforthemaster]

listen YTwatchdog, I think you are a funny youtuber but I think by you insulting other youtubers you bring hate and anger to youtube. You claim that you want the old youtube back but I think its fine for youtube to be change, it shows progress. And I don't blame anyone for wanting 5 stars and more money from youtube, I think you shouldn't either. You should keep making videos but not videos insulting other youtubers.

[lustersoul75]

dude get a life and stop hating! damn most of the com'ts r from u DAMN!!!!

[Godgamer200]

*soft moans*

[Godgamer200]

mmmmmmm yes *moans*

[Omegashadowyoshi]

I feel your pain. I dont want to rape a fish!

[andyforthemaster]

YTwatchdog. shanedawsonTV and thestation are not the douchebag celebrities you make them out to be, YOU'RE THE DOUCHBAG CELEBRITY, you can't make real videos so you just make videos insulting others. THE DOUCHEBAGGERY ON YOUTUBE HAS HIT A CRITICAL MASS YOU WORTHLESS ANTEATER FUCK, and its all because of you. REPOST THIS IF YOU AGREE!!!!!

with love,

the entire youtube community

[jokemasterslifer]

Ha, you're brain dead. Shane Dawson was asking for ideas to sell in his store, and he never apologized. Sounds pretty douchebag-like. Shane Dawson's videos are stupid and his jokes are childish and disgusting. People like Shane and Fred are constantly being put on the front page and you fan-fucks can't realize they are either stupid or they make mistakes. How about you get the fuck off of YouTube and go back to sucking Shane Dawson's dick. Thanks. :D

[andyforthemaster]

seems like this anteater really poisoned your mind. Are you taking his side because he's the only one that makes you seem special? is it because he befriended you even though nobody likes you? or did he comfort you when you realized your life was an accident and your mom is a street corner prostitute? But you don't need to worry about that whore mother of yours I tied her to some train tracks by your house earlier today.

[jokemasterslifer]

None of you Shane-tards can make an original comeback, every comeback of you fucks has to have something to do with "YOUR MOM", make an original response or keep your fucking mouth shut. I like him because he speaks the truth and represents the YouTube we used to know, and he only responded to me only twice and it had nothing to do with being friends, and I other friends that make me feel special unlike you.

[andyforthemaster]

your think your fucking original. "How about you get the fuck off of youtube and go back to sucking shane dawson's dick" real original man. real funny, and by the way your grammar sucks ass and your fucking retarted "every comeback of you fucks" "and he only responded to me only twice" "and I other friends that make me feel special" your retarted mind speaks the truth. "and I other friends". hahaha damn you should go to your doctor more often. :D.

[jokemasterslifer]

Well, I actually respect you for having proper grammar and spelling, and I normally do not construct sentences that way. Anyways, you still suck.

[andyforthemaster]

I thank you for the complement you stupid piece of trash.

[andyforthemaster]

I accidently put a "be" in an improper place.

[andyforthemaster]

I take back what I say, youtube shouldn't be about this, youtube should be about freedom. and I will admit that freedom has changed but still it is not right to do all that YTwatchdog has done.

[jokemasterslifer]

Well, YouTube has lost it's freedom, but you have to admit, only the people who pay are promoted or featured nowadays, and it's annoying to see the same people again and again on the front page. And now we have the YouTube rating system that allows partners to have nudity and whatnot in their videos. I still think the YTWatchdog is a good YouTube detective myself.

[andyforthemaster]

Youtube shouldn't be about this. we should enjoy youtube and all the famous youtubers. I'm leaveing YTwatchdog to himself, but I want to let you and everyone that sees this know that bringing this kind of hate to youtube is not going to change anything or bring anything back.

[13Tini13Tini13]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[againsturlaw]

lmao this guys amazing!!!!!!

[Aran629]

Bills?! We're still talking about kids aren't we?

And by the way, the guy who came up with that phrase was always rich. It didn't really make sense why he said that.

[Aran629]

I completely understand what this is about. So that kid may not get paid, even though he may deserve to be. Money isnt everything. Like I said before he has dedicated fans- fans who probably don't care about anything else but supporting who they care for in any way they can.

[Aran629]

Shanes way of asking for ideas is his way of keeping his fans; he wants to know what his fans rly want so they dont get tired of him too soon. Fred doesn't do that, and that may be his demise if he keeps doing the same thing over and over again.

[Kbeyak91]

This kid should go rape the fish end of story.

[Aran629]

Fred didn't really need to ask though, because his fans ate his t shirts and any other accessories up. And you really don't his fans wouldn't mind pitching in to help do you? He has realllly dedicated fans and thats what they're gonna do regardless, right? I dont think Shane captures his audience through hoaxes; its more so his sincerity.

[Aran629]

I did it. I understand where you're coming from, but YT isn't some kind of advocate you know. Fred advertises his crap all the time, and so do other youtubers like infowars but he didn't attack them the way he did Shane. If Shane is stealing ppls ideas and his fans know that, then itll be his fans faults, and when they realize that maybe he wont make it that far.

[Aran629]

4th. Once again, its his and his fans business. Not yours.

5th. What are you talking about "know what im talking about"; all YT is doing is putting shane down through a hate vid...what more is to know...srsly...

[Aran629]

1st. I didn't want to call you that; you truly don't know the type of person that I am. And didn't you just call me "Fucking clueless"?

2nd. I don't really care if you'd confront him or not. You're free to do as you please. If Shane wants people to give him ideas and his watchers DO give him ideas that's THEIR business; not your's or YT's.

3rd. Are you inaccurately trying to justify that just bc you've seen shane fans do that YT fans don't? (STFU wasnt necessary either)

[Kbeyak91]

I think you should rape the fish. Go rape the fish you fag.

[Aran629]

Actually, asshole, I am a fan of Shane Dawson, got a problem? Leave it alone then. In addition, this is my ONLY account, I don't have multiples to subscribe to him. Don't assume I'm doing that just because its something you probably do. "Typical Shane fanboy"; I could say the same about you. I watch shane vids and I KNOW he tries to get ideas from his audience. Makes sense if ur trying to make show business dont you think? I know what I'm talking about, not so sure about you.

[smoky281]

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Aran629]

I couldnt believe how unfunny this video was. I was actually INTRODUCED to Shane Dawson's channel VIA this slam vid on him, and I actually saw how funny he was, and trust me, his stuff is was WAY funnier. Quit hating.

[lucas71845]

oh hellz naw. ill protect youu!!!

[demon1170]

loving the zelda shirt

[goldraine]

Anyone care to tell me why I've never heard of Shane Dawson? He obviously is a useless waste of bandwidth, but why is he important?

[GermanTechTutorials]

Uhm, Shane Dawson is #7 Most subscribed (All Time)

He has over 550,000 subscribers... So... He is obviously at least more famous than this shitty kid.

[americanroulette]

I would hope he's more famous than one video. And that faggot only has half a million subscribers because he makes an ass load of dummy accounts and subscribes to himself.

[goldraine]

That is not why he is important. Shane Dawson is a talentless hack, and people like you watch him because your standards have been lowered by a decade of Family Guy, mainstream rock and rap, and Dane Cook.

[Danielle9311]

Nice PJ's.

[harr77]

Sativa and Kush say bloop! Keep your hands off the fish dude!

[Reduxalicious]

Its ok YT, Just turn around and make HIM rape Shane Dawson :o

[kevNchris445]

i like i shatonU better... idk why though.. even tho yt watchdog was first.. who cares.. lol L4me.. Btw SHANE DAWSON FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DRKBULLETX]

One question: How do you rape a fish anyways? lol?

[ConversationzTV]

ok sure. we'll carry on w/o you.

[Rudekilla32]

shirt from hot topic.

XD

[ryantross]

i love this guy u are frakin awsome please keep the vids coming.....shane dawson is a lil fuking homo that likes to lick balls if i ever saw him i would kick his ass ....fukin douche bag dawson...that his new name douche bag dawson

[gworksnell]

LMAO!!!

[kaine104]

i bet that pic is him. n yea the fish is rapeing u

[Commenter508]

Technically since you don't want to do it you'd be being raped by a fish. Lol.

[hiuf138]

lol at 0:40

[GlowingHawtsawce]

Magic marker makes gr8 suits!

Lol poor ass bitch!

[shadowlLink]

why dont borrow

Machinima army

[lolasalsa13]

how doo yu rape a fishh....

[gaaraloverwolf101]

First off, I would just like to say FUCK YOU!

Seriously, how is Shane greedy? How many other youtubers out there do you see asking for fans to buy t-shirts? and how is that fucking bad anyway? Like he's going to become rich off of that!

I have been a fan of shane's since he first came out with the fred video, and he's fucking awesome. I think I'm no longer a fan of yours, YTwatchdog. ):

You picked the wrong dude to mess with.

[upeepsaresick1]

oh please its the fucking internet lol you honestly think that messing with people on the INTERNET is bad? sad

[PygmyPhallus]

Baaaah...Baaaaah...Bah. Hope I said that right in your native language.

[fshn4jc]

do you think shane dawson really cares how long you have been a fan? do you think he cares about you other than being someone to boost his subbs and views? he doesnt care.

[sneakyryan]

1:02, Lol.

[KingofIce547]

LOL

[UateMYkid]

Hey I like Shane Dawson though

[Numberonekakashifan]

lol ,the glasses of power XD

[HighskoolRockabilly]

i love you

[Commenterofvids]

Shane Dawson has got to be gay.

[TerraNouveau]

Love your pants.

[jbcooperphotography]

i fucking love your videos