Last night there was a murder in the chip shop A wee dug stole a haddie bone A big dug tried tae take it aff him So a hit im wi' a tattie scone A went roon tae see ma Aunty Sarah, Ma Aunty Sarah wisnae in, So A look't through a hole in the windae, An' A shouted "Aunty Sarah are ye in": Her false teeth were lyin on the table, Her false hair was hangin on a peg An A nearly burst my sides wi' laughing when I saw her Screwing aff her widden leg.
@Joethegirl Last night there was a murder in a fish shop A wee dug stole a haddie bone A big dug tried tae take it aff on So a hit it wi' a hottie scone A went oot tae see its mammy Sarah, Mammy Sarah wisnae in, So A look't through a hole in the windae, An' A shouted "Mammy Sarah are ye in": Her false teeth were lyin on the table, Her false hair was hangin on a peg And she was sitting in the old armchair Screwing aff her widden leg.
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makkapacca 2 months ago
i wish i knew the words to this.
Joethegirl 6 months ago
Chomuno 5 months ago